We Capeshit Now
HOH:xmas
Veto:paul
Nominations:jason/kevin
previously on /bb/ >>87421287
lets hope alex goes home tonight
>>87453980
What are /ourguy/'s powers?
going to start a t-shirt company called DEAD BULLY
my first shirt will be "america loves jess" on the front, "paul is a bully" on the back
>>87453980
why do they keep pushing da'vonne? she played twice and proved she is one of the worst players ever
>>87454506
>le sassy black woman meme
>willing to do anything to stay relevant and make a buck
Literally it.
>>87454448
did people really like jess tho?
meh i dont even really wanna watch the episode tonight
>>87454930
are there any episodes to watch other than eviction episodes?
>>87454911
some guy here said she is the #1 bb character on twitter
i mean i guess?
>>87455134
she's the mystery meat + female + highly sexual so she's got the appeal but i can't even remeember her personality at this point
you think xmas is jacking paul off under those thick blankets
bet shes cupping the scrote at least
>>87455284
well that is what the person yelled over the wall that day they were being bullied
i guess maybe only feeders and hardcore fans would get it. its really more of a shot at paul than praise for jess
>>87455349
>well that is what the person yelled over the wall that day they were being bullied
haha oh lol i'm still learning
please put an ancient hebrew spell on me, tiff
>>87455110
ive just completely lost interest in the season and everytime i get reminded about how stupid everyone is and how easy it is for paul i just get depressed
>>87453980
really dont know why dayvonne is in the group
>>87455432
shes a """""""""""""""fan favorite""""""""""""""""
>>87455432
She is out of place. It's BB16ers and one BB16er's boyfriend....and then there is that black woman who went out prejury her first season and helped ruin the season after by being asked to return.
>it's another "early thread because OP is scared someone else will make a new one before him" thread
>>87455535
i wish dayvonne was replaced with shelli or johnny mac
>>87455566
julia is so hot
>>87455577
should be zach
Please ask me why I keep saying I'll stop watching this season of Big Brother but I haven't yet?
>3-4 weeks ago i was doing nothing with my life besides /bb/ shit.
>now i can't even bring myself to watch evictions
this is the worst cast ever
>>87455636
you're here foreveror at least until it's cancelled
>>87455602
that's liz
>>87455636
YOU'RE A MEATBALL LIKE THE REST OF US
>>87455768
It aint nig
>>87453980
can't wait to watch the DE live in 48 mins with you bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VHmDWytXDs
Guarantee there will be an awkward and crammed reveal that Nicole and Victor are dating.
>>87455382
same. I just check in on the episodes so I can remember how stupid everyone was in future seasons when I talk shit about this season
>>87455810
EXCUSE YOU
>>87455836
it's at 9pm
Is Raven a black lodge spirit?
>>87455631
Reminder Zach is responsible for popularizing the archetype that led to Paul being cast.
>>87455836
Not surprised at how well Alex knows what classes you have to take. I can tell she's repeated grades multiple times
>>87456124
not Zach's fault that they couldn't cast an actual good similar archetype
>>87456124
>>87456154
Zach -> Jace -> Paul
This is so fucking bad
Christmas is a dumb cunt
>>87456124
Zach isn't even an archetype. He's one of a kind.
>>87456124
wasnt jeremy the first one in bb15?
reddit leaker said theres a surprise eviction
who /BMC/ here?
>>87456239
it's not Zach the archetype for that sequence.
Pic related is. Zach is Josh this season.
>>87456469
hayden was last minute replacement though, he was alternate for Austin
>good football game starts at 830
>shitty BB nobody cares about starts at 9
how hard are ratings going to tank
>>87456469
Hayden->Jace
............_Paul
Zach_/
..........\_Josh
LET'S GO
FOOTBALL STARTS TONIGHT TO RID US OF THIS SEASON
>>87456458
>>87456581
>watching memeball
>>87456587
josh is literally pretending to be zach and paul
Reminder that Raven learned how to play this on the piano just by hearing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHCrKUym76U
>>87456587
>>87456661
Josh wants to be Ika so bad, it's not funny.
>>87456638
he became so based after amber left
http://bigbrothernetwork.com/big-brother-19-eveldick-weighs-in-mob-mentality/
based dick
will mark ever come back for another season?
>>87457365
sure just give him a 9 person alliance week 1 and 4 weeks of safety
JULIE LOOKING GOOD
>>87457389
josh, xmas, alex and matt didnt get friendship bracelets
>>87457428
so?
>>87457365
Hope not, nobody this season is memorable enough to bring back, MAYBE Cody (alone) as filler in an all-star season
JULIE LOOKING GOOD
YOUNG SHELDON LOOKING GOOD
>>87457365
Mark wants to play the game unlike most of fuckers on this season, but i am sure he will get into hopeless showmance every single time he plays
TRAVIS KELCE LOOKIN GOOD
Welcome to Big Brother!
>>87457711
good lord he dresses awful for a homo
D-do you people really watch this reality show crap?
>>87457794
>watch
You amerifats missed the only edition of this shit that was worth watching
>>87457794
that's what we all said when we started too
>>87457862
This
>>87457898
What do these amerifats know
>>87457942
Never forget
If Julie left what past HG would most likely host the show?
>>87457991
What's the lore behind this?
>>87458014
Frankie
>>87458014
Jeff orPaul
>>87458014
tiff
>>87458014
da'vonne, and she'd fuck that up too
>>87458125
oh god, it really would be da'vonne.
>>87458014
tommy pickles
>>87458014
the show would end.
It would be like Jeff Probst leaving Survivor
>>87457428
paul's friendship was basically the only thing of value either way he should have had 15 of them
https://twitter.com/bbrianthelion/status/905947945249366016
Oh shit guys
>>87458333
kevin self evicted
>>87458333
>triple eviction
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>87456346
believing that fag lmao
>>87458493
he's been right about literally everything hes posted
>>87458509
james and caleb hosted an hoh comp last week?
>>87458333
yep, they will also show HGs this capeshit trailer
>>87458573
sorry that he couldnt predict a fucking hurricane
what if next season is even worse? i don't think i can take another one of these
>Ball Pit comp for tonight's HOH. [Ball pit is being set up; it could be for veto but spatially doesn't make sense] Enjoy the episode.
t.vegasforsure 8 min ago
>>87457428
>The lazy wannabe's who want to be loved by America sucked Pauls dick the hardest to try and gain his love after he didn't hand them Friendship bracelets
It's not that hard to decipher, brainlet.
>>87458611
That would be a real shame and I'm a little worried. My only hope is that Grodner/CBS really do see the outrage from fans and critics both, despite the ratings, and that they don't just give in to the well-oiled machine they created that requires little to no work from Production at all.
>>87458608
it's easy as fuck to predict a hurricane you get like 2 weeks notice
>>87458637
http://bigbrother.wikia.com/wiki/Niagara_Balls
>>87458611
it cant get worse
Give Paul this, it's been this long and only now are people (besides Cody) starting to distrust him.
>>87453980
Comic comp soon?
>>87458637
already called it
>>No.87449177
>>87458573
they probably came and filmed the bb comic thing posted ITT
>>87458697
seems like america's favorite has never been so important
>>87458481
WOOOO
LETS GOOOOO
>>87458753
prediction for tonight. HOH -- pics flash, how many HGs wearing sunglasses? how many wearing hats? POV -- ball pit. 2nd HOH -- face morph bbott style (easy set up)
>>87458766
Definitely, why do you think fans have been pushing it so hard so early this year? They want to make a fucking stand, they all say 'to the houseguests' but in reality it's to production
only thing good about DEs this year is less filler in the beginning
Who has the best episode stream? I wanna watch too :(
football game ended just in time
>>87458950
try Putin pothole
>>87453980
The fuck is this shit?
>Faggotman, PMS, El Jesus, /fit/man, and Token Black Woman
>>87455382
Yeah I skipped feeds this season when I saw YABOY was back, no way I was doing that again (also got a gf so I havent had twelve free hours per day)
I was kind of hoping for OTT2 however, sucks it aint happening
Anyway hi /bb/ nice to see you guys
>>87459059
>sucks it aint happening
it's still happening, they're just not sure when.
>double eviction
>somehow gonna make time for frankie, day, caleb, vic and nicole
this is how bad the season is. they have NOTHING interesting to show left besides the comps/ceremonies
>>87459120
they ran out of footage to recycle
>>87459097
>it's still happening, they're just not sure when
>Citation needed
>>87459120
Caleb has been hosting comps since BB16 and has been on two Survivor seasons, why hasn't he returned as a vet yet?
>>87459143
the recap will be 6 minutes long
julie finally looking good
>>87459206
>we're already halfway there
>>87459204
saving him for all stars
>>87459185
head of all-access said it was too hectic turning it around so fast and that they were looking at what to do next with the series
whenever anyone at CBS talks about it, they say things like we are considering changes and looking at options. if it were being canceled i dont think anyone would be making these kinds of statements
>>87459185
Source: CBS interactive president
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/big-brother/big-brother-over-the-top-wont-65591.aspx
>After Jason made a joke that hit too close to home...
Wrong joke
DOUBLE EVICTION BABY
SPEED THIS SHIT UP
>we have to see the full intro
>>87459295
plot twist, It's really a triple, they draw straws for two comps.
>>87459296
now this... this is kino
>Julie will never adopt you
why live
KEVIN'S GOING HOME
LET'S GO
>>87459397
yeah huh. If that happens josh goes next
stop trying to make paul seem like a genius and just show us comps that's all we care about with these retards
>>87455631
Zach has enough self respect to say no if he was even asked for such an event.
what was the best moment of this worst season
>youre not playing my game bro get your head out of your ass
>>87459443
probably when i realized that jess would have to make do as this year's waifu
JOSH KINO
bet paul says I knew it to the DE
>>87459443
>Telling the houseguests about the double eviction BEFORE the live vote
Damn Grodner really likes fucking up this show doesn't she?
>>87459494
she really was angelic compared to the other horrible cunts
>Josh crys again
>thinks evicting kevin is WHOAH SO CRAZY
yep, still a mental child
>kevin/alex fight still not showned
In normal circumstances, this should be a massive red flag for Jason
if there somehow ends up being some paul last minute scrambling and begging tonight, i will nut myself
Is Jason going to think the vote flipped because of the DE?
>Paul pretending Production didn't tell him this week was a DE
Anyone have a stream because my cbs is all fucked up.
>>87459574
He's winning this hoh to protect himself.
>>87459553
Sorry about that! Hopefully seeing a fan favorite in Frankie Grande tonight will make up for it!
>alex stealing the mark meme
pathetic
>>87459581
yes
TOMMY PICKLES
JOSH FLIPPED
>>87459594
hamsterwatch got the streams on the sidebar
SNAKE
N
A
K
E
omg josh get it together you fucking homo lol
>>87459581
you should be able to read the look on his face if he is going home or not
josh said he was going to tell him right before the ep
unless you are autistic
CRYBABY
R
Y
B
A
B
Y
Holyyyyyy
Shittttttttt
DAMN JOSHIE
what a fat pussy
Is josh wearing a girdle?
GET FUCKED PAUL
LETS GOOO
whistle them nuts bitch
100% MAD
Predictable.
Paul's toast now. Josh is against him.
YATAAAAAAAAA!!
>Christmas crying too
is there estrogen in the water or something?
JASON MAD HAHAHAHAHAH
shut up paul shut up josh
>PAUL RAGGING ON JOSH
>IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
AND GUESS WHAT HE'LL GET AWAY WITH IT
i don't even understand what happened lol
Whistlecuck BTFO
PISSED
JASON JUST FUCKING LEFT THEM ALL HE FUCKING CODY'D THEM YESSSSSSSS
Is Paul a sociopath?
this is a fake fight that paul and josh planned two days ago
mental fucking children jesus christ
>Paul pretending to be mad
Fuck this Armenian rat.
JASON DIDNT EVEN HUG ALEX
HAAHAHAHAH
xmas ruined this season
>teammates
>Josh still going with Paul's plan of the fake fight
kek
>whistle ignored panda
LMAO
you fucked up jason
What a faggot. didn't even hug her
YES BITTER JURY PAUL'S GONNA LOSE
>audience cracking up
PAUL BTFO
jason is incandescently mad
bitter jury when???
is his crying always fake? my mind is blown
HE CANT GO AGAINST HIS FRIENDSHIP BRAND!!!?!?!?!?
>>87459807
>>87459786
he will get to hug her when the ride together to the jury house in a couple hours
Why was Josh allowed to blow up Paul's game?
>Josh blows up his final 3
>Paul pretends he's working with Alex
Paul self-BTFO.
>paul playing nice
>josh blatantly saying it was pauls idea
kek
>really big announcement
OTT2 WITH TIFF CONFIRMED
Would Josh put up Paul?
did paul think nobody in the goodbye messages would reveal his plan?
>jason pulled a cornbread
kek
Poor Jason. If only he had listened to /ourguy/ Cody
nobody realizes paul is full of shit until they're talking to julie`
>>87459880
Why her tho?
>>87459904
hahaha
>fatheads finally realizing that paul is fucking them and Cody was actually their christlike figure they crucified
Hope Paul wins, he deserves it for running shop, despite the others being mentally disabled
It seems like the jury might be insanely bitter this year
>>87459848
Production realized their mistake by bringing him back instead of someone more enjoyable such as Victor, so they're doing their best to make sure he doesn't win now.
Holy fucking wewww Josh spilled their alliance and than Paul tried to lie about going to the end with Alex, lmao those goodbye interviews and the Jason interview was amazing actually
>>87459914
based bitter jury
BUT I THOUGHT PAUL COULDNT LIE!?!?!?/
>>87459914
ANOTHER BITTER JURY
>Jason blindsided
>Josh exposed Paul before Paul tried to act innocent
>Jason mad at Paul
>Alex evicted in DE
>Jason tells Alex about Paul's betrayal
>Paul gets to the final 2
>Paul loses once again
I CAN HOPE
>>87459880
WTF COOL
I kind of like Production threw paul under the bus with those goodbye messages
>>87459952
They only need 5.
>people in these threads getting their hopes up for DE
WE FAKE NEWS NAO
>>87459965
As if they won't tell the other jurors what happened to sway their votes too.
>>87459957is there any Tiff bare feet soles cap?
dude drumpf jokes lmao
>memory comp
Paul safe as fuck
/ourgirl/ is shook
>>87459965
You think Cody, Milkies, or Mark will vote Paul?
tfw no Gheesling
COME ON KEVIN
>>87460001
its not memory
>fake news comp
WOW
KEVIN HAS THIS IN THE FUCKING BAG
>production tells paul the correct answer and he quickly changes it
>>87453980
well well well
GODDAMMIT KEVIN
cmon gook, win this shit
Kevin is fucked
lol paul out
>>87460086
She's gonna evict Kev.
who is alex gonna nominate?
>>87460097
panda buys everything paul says she'll put up josh and kevin
>>87460106
Kevin josh
>>87459531
Kino
damnit alex won
NOW KEVIN JUST HAS TO WIN POV
/OURGIRL/
Josh is gone
Is she going to blast Kevin or Paul?
will Alex put on Paul?
kevin or raven is gone
>one couple left (Xmas and Josh)
>Josh is leaving 100% thanks to Paul this week
All part of the mastermind's plan
wait alex won?
LOL /bb/'s assholes will never recover
cant believe paul threw it
and all my excitement for this DE is gone
Lol what a waste
Rofl
Raven shitting herself
another wasted double
Why is she pointing at the sky as if Jason just died?
Bye kevin
>gook wasting DE
Fuck her.
at least no kevin backdoor. come on. last hope
>kevin and raven
useless HoH
Her HOH is about to go worse than Jess's. What an idiot.
>>87460187
>>87460181
How so?
KEVIN FOR VETO
>kevin and raven
>not xmas and josh
wasted hoh
RIP KEVIN
Is Alex gumpy?
AHAHAHAHAAAAHH we Paul noms
LMAO
ANOTHER SHITTY DE EVERY SINGLE TIME FOR 6 SEASONS
Raven's leg can't stop shakin' y'all!
What will it take for these fucktards to evict Paul? How can so many people be this stupid?
>>87460216
The guy who literally said "I voted your boy out" is not on the block when everyone play veto anyway.
Are we shipping Josh for the win now? Or is he too big of a pussy to pull for?
>>87460216
kevin or raven are non-threats and won't win competitions. there is a clear alliance of 3 in josh/paul/xmas that you could attack but instead youre getting someone out who wont do anything to evict you
>>87460216
she's a retard that's only trying to make paul win
Is Alex retarded, why go after the worst players left?
>>87460237
Yea this DE is officially shit now, at least we had a good Jason interview
Just as planned by Xmas and Josh
Kevin is gone
>>87460216
>ride or die voted out
>do exactly what paul says
>>87460251
Paul backdoor when Josh spills the beans
>last chance for yokozuna to nuke the rat
>doesn't take it
volcano nigger really doesn't give a fuck.
>can't play in next HOH
>Paul is guaranteed to win BB Comics F5 POV
panda is leaving in 5th place and going to be another bitter vote against Paul
>>87460175
they executed him immediately after the interview
>>87460239
Josh winning HoH and blowing up his game, but hey we will never be that lucky.
Was done excited for Alex to win and then she does...this? Hope she has some super big ambitious backdoor plan.
>Kevin and Raven
Literally the most useless players.Great move Alex. Pandafags should be ashamed of yourselves
>People here thought this DE wouldn't be pure shit
N-bombs please
Paul won hoh
>>87460273
I fucking wish but there are no surprised this season
>three people get Alex's closest ally out
>she puts everyone on the block except those 3
GENIUS
>>87460287
they all play veto anyway bd is useless
>>87460287
>thinking Alex would backdoor paul
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>87460307
i always assumed pandafags were ironic. like devin posting
>>87460329
She really hates kevin and she knows Raven was one of the votes to get Jason out. She doesn't know who else did it
>this entire season
>yfw people always put up the worst people during the DE because the past seasons did the same shit and they repeat because non of them are superfans
If nominations stay the same, who goes?
>>87460372
Josh told her to her face.
ahahah they're letting xmas compete?
>>87460372
Yes she does he was crying and saying sorry I voted you out while Jason was leaving
>>87460391
Kevin
>>87460391
Kev
>>87453980
what is this?
>>87460391
kevin
this could take longer than 30 min
YES MANLET AT A DISADVANTAGE IN THIS COMP
KEVIN THROWING THE COMP
>>87459952
Paul losing to Josh would be the ultimate Kek.
>>87460402
Her leg seems to be getting better lately.
>everyone missing
great comp heath
>>87460453
he just wants out of the house
he doesnt want to be the week long bully victim of pauls cronies
the hole is too small
my god kevin is terrible at everything
How did they not realize this could take a while
Is panda crafty enough to backdoor paul or xmas?
>>87460500
not for paul's tiny dick
>>87460500
THATS WHAT HE SAID
>>87460533
>>87460533
>>87460533
>>87460533
new thread
>>87460391
raven
He won't use It, otherwise Xmas goes up.
JOSH HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO CHANGE THE FUCKING GAME
Raven could have hit the button because Josh didn't go back for the button but she got mind flooded by his cheering and gave up.
>>87460472
It's so much better that she even outran the entire house in a sprinting competition!
>>87456458