Artie Lange nose bleed on Artie & Anthony

>guy does coke most his life
>wonder why he gets nosebleeds

You're not that bright are you OP?

>>87453009
>OP
>Opie

really jogs da nog

Pulling those long brown dried out coke boogers is the scariest fucking thing Ive done after a long night.

>>87453009
>pointing out something that happens is wondering why it happened
Learn to fucking read, mongoloid.

>>87453244
Relax anon, I'm merely shitposting

>thawatch

>>87452964
Artie never changes, he's junkie trash.

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He has done so much coke that his nose is fucking destroyed

>>87453137
Sounds satisfying though

>>87453137
why does doing coke give you a big booger?

I don't see the nosebleed, can I get a clear picture?

Why would anyone do anything but weed?

>>87454184
>but drink
Fixed

>>87454248
Yeah, atleast you die faster.

>>87452964
Oh dear. I hope he's not still doing drugs. He's great on the show. His Tolerant Fonzie bit from Tuesday was hilarious. I miss Gavin though. Compound lost a huge draw when he left.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj_e_N0p7L4

>>87454336
he was busted with heroin earlier this years

he will never quit

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>>87454916
Right now he's getting checks from HBO and Compound. He just needs to not fuck it up. I'm rooting for him. I want him to clean up, he's a really funny guy. He's just such a degenerate.

>>87453789
is this photoshopped? fucking disgusting

>>87452964
That's not a nosebleed. When you get a nosebleed it doesn't bleed just a little bit, you get a stream that takes a bit to stop. He prob had just a bit of powder or a booger there.

>>87455003
>HBO

i doubt he's gonna be in the next season of Crashed. Especially after getting arrested.

>>87455025
no, thats what a life of abusing coke and heroin does to you.

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>>87452964
Hell no. He is on borrowed time since 2006.

Pro tip:

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>>87455097
Wigboy looks just almost as bad

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Eric will outlive Arthur

>>87455176
If Artie can show up to work on time 4 times a week, he's a better man than Stern.

>>87455176
What's going on with this emaciated kike that he looks like he's cosplaying Auschwitz survivors?

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>>87455176
>wig

f*ck off

>>87455176

Howard Stern was Steve Jobs this entire time

Why do Americans always wear those God awful running shoes so casually?

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>>87455311
>I WORK OUT HARD, I AM FIT! I AM IN SHAPE! UNLIKE FATTY RUSSEL CROW

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when MadTV is considered your "peak"....

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>>87455321
He missed the timeframe to slowly get a less ridiculous and more believable wig too and now it's to late lel

>>87455365
How often do you pay attention to a person's shoes?

>>87455467
A lot actually.

I hear women do it a lot but it's something i e always done.

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>I HAVEN#T DONE COKE SINCE 1997!

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>>87455513
It's a quote it is

>>87455460
>skin literally melting off his face
>that hair
What a fucking goon

What the fuck? Isn't this like his second time on the show? This guy is a mess, no wonder Howard cut ties with him.

>>87455365
Why is there always a post obsessing over what Americans do?

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>>87455460
I wonder if he's gonna take the """secret""" to his grave


Pic related. The sad excuse of a show this is today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0FjVXOTc1Y

>>87455596
Yes, it was the second episode. It's a really good show so far. I hope he doesn't fuck it up.

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Imagine Sal was your dad

This degenerate junky has had more chances to unfuck his life than most people will ever get, and he's shit on every single one. He will fuck this up too, O.D., and finally die.

Artie has always been a fucking asshole.

Sal did some really funny shit, but Artie would always feel threatened and constantly shit on him. Artie always had this attitude that he was a world class comic, when in reality he was never even close. He was famous because of Stern only.

>>87455622
Because 4chan is filled with Ameriboo cancer.

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>>87455626
Oh yes he will.
He will pay his horse 200 million to keep quiet once they divorce in 2020.

>>87455732
He's gonna have to do something if he lives till 90 or some shit. Something has got to give.

>>87455732
If this fucker retired they could probably start selling SiriusXM subscriptions at a reasonable price. I payed for a year, and it cost me $226.66, and that was at the special discounted introductory price.

>>87455864
>. I payed for a year
WHY

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>>87455773
Too late. You don't have a teenagelike full head of hair with 63 and then suddenly go all bald.

Best he could do is retire with 65 and vanish for 15 years and then show himself with his real hair (looks like his dads) when nobody cares anymore.
>>87455864
What? Half the subscribers get if for free or heavily dicounted.

>>87455895
It was cheaper that way.

>>87455977
Yeah, I've heard if you call them and threaten to cancel they'll discount it for you. But I can afford it and I'm too beta to call them.

>>87455460

Looks like Gadaffi.

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>>87455864
>I payed for a year

>>87456121
I mean, it's a good service. I like the music stations and I enjoy listening to Craig Ferguson's show. It's just really expensive.

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Beth gives me douchechills

>>87455460
It always surprises me how ugly stern is every time I see a picture of him

>>87456269
and those fucking clothes..

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>>87455460
Howard Stern:
>three shows a week when he's not on vacation
>he's on vacation half of the time
>takes days off on a whim
>it's always a mystery what guests are stopping in
>washed up old bastard
>total sellout, he has become what he used to make fun of
>kisses the ass of every talentless, flavor of the month, hack celebrity who walks in
>mean, and not fun to listen to
>the reason a SiriusXM subscription has to be $20 a month

Jim Norton and Sam Roberts:
>five shows a week
>when they go off the air for a week, it's because Jim Norton is on a comedy tour
>they always let you know for exactly how long they'll be gone, and when they'll be back
>tell you the next day's guests at the end of every broadcast
>super comfy interviews with extremely likable and interesting people
>they actually respect the people who work for them
>they seem like they'd be great to hang out with in real life

There's only one morning show worth listening to.

>>87456400
is this true

he used to make give people shit when they weren't there for work and said work was the most important thing

>>87456491
When he's doing shows, he only does three shows a week. And I swear, he's missed four of the last six weeks.

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>>87456567
he should just retire

robin in dying and he is obviously fed up

>>87456627
Maybe he'll quit when she kicks it.

>>87457771
nah he would be bored