Underrated Simpsons quotes

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>>87450556

reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer

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>>87450556

>>87450556
A woman is like a fridge.... um... they're six feet tall, store food, and.. uh... OH! a woman is like a beer: they look good, they smell good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! *gulpgulpgulp* but one isn't enough, so you wanna DRINK ANOTHER WOMAN!

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>>87450556
Sneed.

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Season 9 Episode 3 is my favoruite Episode

IT HAD GROWN INTO A BEAUTIFUL SWAN.
SO YOU SEE, CHILDREN, THERE IS HOPE FOR ANYONE.
EVEN ME? NO.

B-I... O, B-I... O, B-I..., AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O.
ADDED EXTRA CLAP. NOT COLLEGE MATERIAL.

>tfw bart's father was a physically abusive alcoholic bully
>bart was just acting out for attention
>marge was overprotective of him from an abusive father, which according to the FBI would make bart in the likely category of being a firefighter arsonist
>tfw bart was destined to be a firefighter arsonist

>>87451507

This actually reminds me of the bus drivers sign that says don't talk to the driver

>don't make me tap the sign

sneed

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>>87450556

Perfectly cromulent.

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>>87455909
What did they mean by this?!?

>>87454735
what the fuck is wrong with sneed's nose and why is he smoking a white pipe. chadchuck is fat and happy drinking an American beer, we should strive to be more like him

>>87455909

A shitty version of the dick tracy pruneface joke