>penis inspection manager took the day off

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>>87448507
>Chad's falcon keeps snatching my crab legs every time I pick one

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>>87448507
>having to participate in the pre kino orgy with a man who had a penis under 7 inches
hope the penis inspector took an unsanctioned day off so that he is executed on his return

>tfw designated shooter
I don' t want to fuck it up and have people laughing at me, aby tips?

Sgmnfa

>tfw no new anvils

WHATS TAKING SO LONG

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Robert? Where are you?

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Right behind you sir! Don't forget your popcorn sir!

>>87450779
s-slow down Robert I'm right here my man..

>>87450779
YOU'LL SLIP

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>>87450779

>>87451419
BE CAREFUL

>>87448953
bring your own gun, the ones at the gun dispenser are too expensive and they don't have ammo, you have to purchase it separately, shoot kids and babies and anyone with a cellphone on their hand (you can plant it later but is a bit risky), the cinema might give you extra passes for getting the "clean the theater of annoyances" achievement.

>>87451419
ROBERT WATCH OUT

>>87451419
Robert nooooo!

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>>87451595
OH MY GOD

>had to keep looking up at the screen for the lyrics during the dance intermission
>afterwards two little kids threw pieces of their beef wellington at the back of my head for the rest of the movie
>too beta to tell them to stop

please end me

>>87451419
Be very very careful

>>87451595

ROBERT!

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Sir, you cannot litter here!

>>87450590
>>87450779
>>87451419
>>87451595
>>87451769
my fucking sides

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBx-vydxfKU

>>87451769
Holy shit! It's Robert's identical twin Roberto!

>>87451595

pls god be ok robert

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Do you want some fucking popcorn?

>>87450779
>>87451419
>>87451595
>Friendly reminder that Robert said "this does not slip" to his co-workers after trying to deliver an order of extra mayonnaise flavored popcorn last season when his Sales Point were in the driving seat to win their first "good employee" title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let a white boy deliver the popcorn instead, resulting in a great defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at the Kinomathiplex, meaning that the first time in Kino places history that his sales point went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best employee and replacing him with a slave from the popcorn mines.

>>87451929
uhmm where's the colored fella? my wife is getting impatient.

>>87451929
fuck off, I want Robert

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>>87451769
>Sir, you cannot litter here!

You cannot, indeed... !

>>87448507
I don't know some aspects of the Robert Cinematic Universe, how come there's a blacksmith?

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>>87452034
>i want robert

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>>87451858
More like Robertson (aka BOB)

XD