>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER At least I'm not

Not nearly as bad as the local Randy Rapist

>>87447218
how do we make this /pol/ related

>>87447280
Regina Racemixer.

least i'm not a theo theatre-masturbator

Whats the point of this bot spam now that is actually a fast board?

>>87447218
>sitting next to Phineas Footfetishist again

>>87447218

Cineplex are the best theaters bar none. Anyone AVX here?

better than being Greg Faggot

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>>87447218
>people in front of him are visibly annoyed

>>87447218

>Go to movies

>Betsy Brapper is there

what do?

Marky Mass-shooter is the worst

>>87447529

>not Pauli public masturbater

For me, it has to be Sam Shitter

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>tfw you have to to sit next to Molestation Maurice

I'll take him over Steve Sloppywetblowjob

>get scheduled to be Regis Retard for the month
>everyone laughs at me

>Sitting next to a fredrick fingerbanger

>be me
>friend invites me over to watch films of my choosing
>friend is on phone ~75% of the time

What would you guys do in this situation? It happens almost every time, I'm starting to dislike this person more and more as a result. Bros?

>>87447459
Greg Faggot is a celebrated moviegoer and upstanding citizen, you will not slander his good name.

those name things at the cinema are the worst.
I'm the only Quincy at my theater (and the only one whose name starts with Q) so I got labelled Quincy the Quick so now they force me to sprint literally everywhere. Had to choose between this or Quincy Questionaire
I suppose it beats being Percy Punching bag

>>87447361

>Mario masturbator

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>>87447401
cineplex is basically the only theatre chain bar none in canada

feel like utter shit just want her back

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>paint my toenails in red
>sit behind the Fred Footlicker
>he licks my feet thinking I'm a girl

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>>87447218
>just want to watch movies but a Bonnie Blowjob is next to you every time you go to the theater

I really would like to see the list of rejected names they came up with.

>>87448772
>paint my toenails in red
>paint it black starts playing

At least im not a frankie Faggot