Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

Nigger............... always must there be a nigger..;

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>>87445327
its part of Daisy Ridley's contract

Shut the fuck up.

>>87444598
Branagh's mustache is anachronistic and looks ridiculous

>>87445327

Leslie Odom Jr is amazing. Fuck off you pleb.

>>87444598
That's a hell of a cast. Do you think having to pay for all of those big names would affect the movie poorly? It seems like if they spend basically the whole budget on actors, everything else will be complete shit since they need to cut corners.

>Poirot is anyone but Suchet
Of course it won't be any good.

>>87446156
Unless they worked on scale.

>>87445860

Fuck off nigger

>>87444598
>Names don't line up with people below them

How do they keep getting away with this?

>>87446704
Top billing autism is the worst.

FUCKING HERESY! Suchet version is best version.

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>>87445816

Imagine if the one minority turns out to be the murderer.

Too many whites

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>>87445816
>>87448406
Stop it. Right. Now. Daisy is PURE

>All-star cast
>Johnny Depp

guaranteed garbage

Not enough asians on the (((orient))) express

>>87450462
he is the one that gets murdered so its fine

>>87444598
it looks really fucking bad. I haven't seen the Sydney Lumet version but I doubt it's as "jaunty" as this looks.

>>87444598
No, Johnny Depp and Daisy Ridley are box office poison.

Will there ever be another woman as beautiful as Michelle Pfeiffer in this world?

>>87448406
Lucy is a qt

cast needs to be more diverse

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>Kenneth Branagh
>Not David Suchet

Absolute bullshit

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the 1974 movie was good

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*breathes in*

>>87444598
the trailer was kino

Is this Daisy's first movie outside of Star Wars? I'm interested to see how she does.

Just saw the trailer. It looked horrible.

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>>87453632
Yes I think it is her first non-Star Wars film role

>everyone and their kids knows the ending
what is the point

>>87444598
I saw a modern version they did with in starring the guy who plays Poirot a few years back, and I really cannot imagine it being adapted any more perfectly than that.

>>87446082
Talk... less

>>87452519
What's he supposed to do? Solve the mystery of who ate all the waffles?

>>87444598
One of the few real highlights of the year

>>87455507
Everyone did. Everyone ate all the waffles

>>87446156
Everyone agrees to London rules if they wanna work for Branagh

>>87444598
I cant stand daisys face, i swear if I see her in real life I will punch the shit out of it.

Also the trailer looks bad, the music is garbage aswell.

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This gem finished airing recently as well. A fourth of the cast are GoT faces. Tywin holds court as always.

no one can take americlap common core adjectives seriously

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>The Professor
OUT, AM I

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>>87456103
Im watching the movie for Dafoe. He is often the highlight of any movie he is in

>>87456905
this. i'll watch anything dafoe

>>87457189
only reason I watched Death Note and he was easily the best part

>>87445327
well who do you think commits the murder?

>>87444598
LUGS GUD

BET JOSH GAD HAS THE BEST PERFORMANCE

>>87458929
Everyone.

>>87444598
I'm actually pretty optimistic for it desu

>>87444598
>Johnny Depp
>Daisy Ridley
>Josh Gad
I won't be seeing it