ITT: patrish vampire movies

>>87439144
only lovers left alive

it has a bit too much of jim jarmusch jacking off to his own intellect, but it's still pretty good

A few things the American remake of Let the Right one in did
>Inspired Cinematography
>Better representation of the 80s
>Far more brutal bullies
>Richard Jenkins

>>87439537
Everything else was shit tho

>>87439537
>Far more brutal bullies
crawling in my skin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0McCB9rTqM

>>87439537
>Inspired Cinematography
>blue filter
>"inspired cinematography"

>she was a trap all along

MUH.
FUCKIN.
DICK.

>>87439662
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEAAUULLL

>>87439537
>inspired cinematography

I thought the remake was fine but if you're going to troll like this try harder.

They took the tragic cat lady story who chose suicide over her new life as vampire into a generic sexy vampire Blade ripoff.

Also whenever Eli kills she turns into a cgi spider monkey. And they fucked up the pool scene.

>>87439144
I watched this movie with a girl I met from Okcupid. She was insane and she smelled like vinegar. In pics she looked fine but in real life she was fat and was autistic as fuck.
At one point before we went to the theater she lowered her shirt a little bit to show me 2 horizontal scars and told me she had 1 per every boyfriend she had and added "when you become my bf you'll be able to add yours"

I was absolutely disgusted and scared but I already paid for the tickets so we went for it. The movie was bland, and boring and she was obviously looking at me sometimes expecting me to hold her or some shit but I was trying to stay as far away as I physically could.

She cried at least 6 times during the movie and jumped on her seat when there was a loud noise or a jump scare.

The movie itself, objectively is not that good but that experience alone makes me hate it.

>>87439670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Li5dLDfmY

>>87439782
You only think the movie is not good because of the traumatic shit you went into, it keeps bringing back terrible memories of that girl.

>>87439782
Thanks for the blog post faggot

>>87439670
>>87439785
yeah we've all seen the fucking movie, dipshit.

The Addiction

>>87439957
Why are you so upset? You must be sad in real life.

>>87439957
I still haven't actually

>>87441208
So watch it, instead of watching isolated youtube clips without proper context.

>>87439144
shadow vampir

From Dusk Till Dawn duh

Why can """american""" producers never make a single good remake?

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>>87441487
i actually really like 2

>>87441578
I never saw 2. But the original is a fun movie.

>>87441578
What the fuck is the matter with you?