Just watched Stargate for the first time. Please tell me there's

>>87438424
there's a whole show like it.

>>87438441
There are several shows.

>>87438492
All of them are terrible, by the way. Watch Farscape instead.

>>87438424

The shows are low budget and all the aliens speak English somehow, so it pretty much throws the main theme of the movie out the window.

SG-1 is comfy af though, especially the early seasons.

Everything after O'Neal leaves is shit though.

>>87438502
Dumb redditor

>>87438424
Honestly if you enjoyed the movie and want more then SG-1 is essential. Probably the one time I'd say another actor plays a character better than Kurt Russel. Richard Dean Anderson just IS O'Neal to me.

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>>87438424
Currently on S3. So fucking comfy

>>87438424
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
5th Element
Immortal ad vitam
10,000 BC
Gods of Egypt

all have elements in their stories and/or design that channel Stargate more or less, but no movie is quite like it.

>>87438502
This. The Startgate show replaced David Spader with a generic musclehead chad. It's essentially StarChad. It appealed primarily to middle aged women.

FarScape had some of the same actors but also had better writing and space muppets.

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>>87438619
>>87438741
>O'Neal
>David Spader

>>87438741
Lmfao virginscape vs chadgate

>>87438903
Actually make the comic you lazy homo.

>>87438903
>Stargate
>"no we wont give you weapons for tech to save our planet because that would be evil"

>Farscape
>rape, murder, torture, fart jokes

>>87438502
>Farscape

fuck off nu-male

>>87438424
Nothing. The show is good but slightly different in tone. Don't watch past season 8. Atlantis is garbage. SGU is very good and a worthy successor to BSG, don't listen to the hate

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>>87438424
So weird how David Spader used to be a little boipucci and now he's this

I don't like the idea of watching the tv show when the only thing I really loved about the film was Spader and the overall sense of wonder

>>87439371
looks a bit like shatner in that pic

>>87438502
Don't be retarded.

>>87439145
>Atlantis is garbage. SGU is very good and a worthy successor to BSG, don't listen to the hate

kill yourself

>>87439371

The fucking L I Z A R D K I N G

>>87438424
There's like three TV shows just like it. In fact they are called Stargate. I watched SG-1 and it's literally the same two characters from the movie just with different actors. I've never watched Atlantis or Universe.

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>>87439145

This entire post is bait.

>>87439680
>entire post
almost, he ain't wrong about season 9/10.

>>87438741
>>87438863
>>87439371
>David Spader
Do you mean James Spader? Who the fuck is David Spader?

>>87439680
>>87439643
>there are people on this board who unironically like Atlantis and think SGU was bad because it wasn't a clone of SG-1

you fags need to off yourselves, you're cancer to the genre and the reason we don't get good sci-fi shows any more

>>87438424
the series, especially most of SG-1, are decent in their own way but the movie is a lot better. The SG TV series are mostly self-aware kitschiness, simple plots and fairly simple world-building

Wish they would do a TV adaption of the original movie that had a hard focus on the anthropology background of the movie. Could be 10-episodes a season with multi-episode arcs taking place on particular planets and fleshing out the peoples and cultures. most people would probably hate it though

>>87439661
Atlantis is good. They all are. Stargate films & TV are filled with more soft disclosure than any other franchise in history.

>>87440100
>Atlantis is good

bait

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>>87438741

He only bulks up towards the end of the series.

>>87438741
hahaha

this fucking clown only watched the last few seasons of stargate

look at him and laugh

>>87440233
it's pretty gradual actually

only the first two seasons does he act like a parody of Spader's character in the movie. Third he gets a better haircut, I think, I can't quite remember. From there he gradually is brought in more as a "sexy" character

>>87439975
yeah sure whoever

>>87440147
I wasn't baiting, I was expressing my opinion.

>>87438424
Spader makes the film god tier.... he has been criminally underutilized.

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>>87438424

>>87440446
>all the ST belong in high mid-tier
>firefly low-mid tier
>SAAB and Caprica should be mid-tier
>farscape should be god tier

>>87440446
Replace Deep Space Nine with Babylon 5, then move Deep Space Nine next to Andromeda.

>>87440446
that actually pretty decent listing desu

>>87440446
>re-imagined BSG anything other than God Tier
>The Expanse that high
>Fagscape that high
>SGA that high
>Dark Matter than high
>SGU that low

whoever made this infograph is partially retarded.

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Did he really do anything wrong?

>>87440558
aside from look like a massive faggot, not really

>>87440446
Lexx should at least be high mid-tier

>>87440542
genuinely can't understand the hate for Farscape, considering the series as a whole it's much better than SG-1 as a whole. Is it misdirected spite for Claudia Black and Ben Browder?

I like the new BSG but it does have massive flaws and almost everyone agrees the last two seasons are pretty iffy, and most people don't like the series finale. I'm not keen on it but I don't hate it

for these reasons it doesn't belong in god-tier

>>87440666
farscape is campy YA-pandering garbage with extremely irritating characters and no remotely interesting story arc to make up for it. The fact that SG-1 declined so heavily when they brought in the two leads from that show and basically made it Farscape 2.0 is testament to how poor it really was

>>87438424
I haven't seen either but I heard Stargate is basically a remake of The Man Who Would Be King

>>87440819
for fifteen or twenty minutes maybe

>>87440666
There's a lot of reason to be angry at them about Stargate, Lucifer. Some people just don't take kindly to muppets. I enjoy it but it's pretty fucking weird and doesn't really get an internal logic til season 3ish.

>>87440872
>>87440769
bringing in two new main characters does not say a lot of good things about how the writing was doing in SG-1 by the last two seasons. While I don't like the two actors' characters in the SG-1, they really aren't like their Farscape characters at all and that isn't a legitimate criticism. Correlation doesn't imply causation, etc.

Yes, Farscape does have a romance element that does get pretty nauseating and slowly begins to dominate the series. It's still a funny and energetic series with interesting sets, puppets, and overall style. I can accept someone not liking it though

>>87438729
>be only guy who delivers OP's actual request
>get no replies
>autists who can't control themselves and must make everything into le general thread commandeer thread to talk about shitty tv show

>>87438729
>>87441132
most of those suck and I don't really follow the 5th Element being similar

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>>87440446
Lexx is high tier

>>87440769
Crichton dream episodes is the best sci fi tv that exists.

>>87442593
>flying benis
who the fuck watches this shite

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>>87442697
its some weird/lewd surrealist scifi stuff, underrated.

>>87442665
pic related

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>>87438552
comfyfag

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>>87442723
>Gigi Edgley

>>87442697
It's a dragonfly you dumb pervert.

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>>87438424
Literally the same movie

>>87440302
Which is quite understandable. He is still a nerd, but you don't get to be field operative for ten years without making huge gains. Just travelling everywhere on foot with the kit is enough.

>>87440446
>Numale Trek
>into the garbage compactor it goes

Why did David Spader age so badly?

>>87445322
did he? grow him some hair, take off 10kg and he's ok
the guy is 57yo ffs

>>87440446
>Cowboy bebop
>not Space Pirate Captain Harlock and Planetes
pleb choice

>>87441197
well you have a spaceship landing over an egyptian temple where an ancient secret is hidden away, enter weird aliens with awesome armor... that scene is pretty stargate-ish to me

>>87440446
im ok with this.jpg

>>87440446
How the fuck is Red Dwarf not even on this, in any slot?

>>87438741
>Michael Shanks
>generic musclechad
Only after season 7 t b h

>>87447535
how are you so blind?

>>87444495
fucking archaeologist propaganda, why do the jews want us to be archaeologists so badly?

>>87448230
I actually majored in Egyptology because Stargate inspired me as a kid, shit is cash

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>>87448168
holy fuck i am blind

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>>87445322
>David Spader
are you retarded?

>>87449115
read entire thread, I am loving it.

>>87438424
Is that David Spade? Barely recognize him.

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>>87449197
i know, makes all the less sense to still use it

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>we will never see prime kurt russell beating up egyptian gods in space ever again

hold me bros

>>87449309
I'm never going to stop using it.

>>87449333
fair enough, godspeed anon

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>>87438424
>james spader

great actor but JUST

>>87439975

Who the fuck is David Spader?

He was in a movie with Clive Warren

>>87440446
Replace DS9 with Babylon 5 and I can agree with this list.

>>87449317
>prime kurt russell
man, I miss this guy. even liked soldier.

>>87449317
those helmets were so fucking based
what a fucking letdown were the snake two-piece ones

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>>87449989
watch it Ta'uri

>>87450143
implying even Setesh guards are not better!

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>>87440446
>exo squad is low tier
what a shit list

>>87440046

I hate reading good ideas from anons because they'll never come to be

>>87440446

>Babylon 5 isn't god-tier

0/10

>>87438502
Faggotscape is shit. kys.

>>87453763
see >>87442723
the muppet only makes it hotter

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>>87439775
9-10 is good.
vala is annoying but mitchells is alright. orici is qt, baal is cool, ori armors and tech are great. episode 200 is godly, Unending is goat finale.
etc

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>>87452500
B5 did have a rough first and fifth season.

>>87440542
soapopera BSg is definitely not god tier

the expanse is

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GOOLD?

>>87455505
You have a go.

Farscape =/b/
Lexx =/d/
SG-1 =/tv/
Star Wars =/v/
Dark Matter =/co/
Star Trek =/r9k/
BSG =/soc/

>>87455682
Andromeda=/hm/
Dr. Who=/toy/
Bab5=/diy/
?

>>87440446
>stark trek
>good
>no planetes
>killjoys not featured
Incomplete and pleb list. Useful only for the absolute beginner of science fiction. And it makes star trek sound much better than what it actually is, weak and plotless space comedy and adventures.

>>87456196
lol go masturbate to rogue one again

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>>87438424

This is VERY MUCH like it. Only it's sense of wonder is 10000 times larger.

Yeah, I know you've heard it's a shitty movie.

It's not.

>>87456266
lol go jerk off to you ponies

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>>87455505
GABAGOOLD?

>>87442723
>dat Chiana
gut daym

>>87458297
i always thought zhan was hotter myself but her and chi tonguing is basically the best thing ever.

Ran out of treka nd am currently tryin gto get into this. Does it get better at a certainn point? I know Sci-fi shows take some time to get good.

>>87438729
>5th Element
That's the good shit.
One of my all time favorite movies.
Remember the scene where Willis opens the door and the tweaker was waiting for him and said "give me the cash!"
That was frickin funny.
Myself and a buddy of mine in college would do that to each other; knock on the door and when the other opened it say "give me the cash" and do the whole scene together.
Hey Todd, if you're reading this "give me the cash" bro.
Haha lol, good times.

>>87450264
>A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's... nose drips

*breathes in*

>>87460996
oh god I miss her gratuitous edgy PG-13 sex scenes so much

>>87440446
where's rick and morty?

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>>87438424
Have you tried watching Stargate?

>>87438424

The Fifth Element

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>>87439371
>David Spader

>>87455505
What did Bobby Briggs and Scully's father mean by this?

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>>87462593
STAR BUCK

>>87456359
Its so average it hurts

>>87462682
Taht mug uoy ekil si gniog ot emoc kcab ni elyts. Taht mug uoy ekil...

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>>87438502

>>87440446
>Blake's 7 in low-tier
otherwise you're on the money

>>87438552
this. the shows are based on the movie but they take a totally different tone and everything. the series is much more fun, but if you wanted exactly the feeling of the movie you'll be disappointed.

>>87462848
>>87462848
Deja isn't average. Literally my 10/10 in that movie and I don't even fall for the waifu shit

>>87438424
how did Apophis even maintain followers if all he ever did was job

>>87440446
Bodacious Space Pirates is good fun. Fuck you.

>>87463464
He was second in power behind Ra, also he rarely fucked up too bad until of course the replicators, but its not like he could have predicted that

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>>87438424
I liked Otacon.

>>87438741
lol i never realized this.

i thought oneil was the only one that got recasted

>>87438729
Only good post ITT

>>87464755
No, David Spader was a real name brand actor in the late 80s early 90s.

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>>87438424
im on season 7 episode 17 of my first major re-watch of SG-1

Does anyone else fucking despise Daniel after his return to the show? Was just starting to like the other alien dude from the 3 Warring States and he was a better actor with a more interesting back story.

I couldn't help but want to know why Daniel originally left and I'm assuming, even though he claimed it was just about his characters "lack" of plot, that he was jealous that Sam was taking over the majority of the "smart person" scenes / lines and Jack was getting what he was getting. He comes back and gets ridiculous plot lines where he becomes an ascended god and does nothing now he goes on weird boring Indiana Jones adventures to the jungles and temples on earth, his acting ever since he has come back is insufferable, his ego and delusion of being a grand acteur bleeds through into his character which was already a pompous know it all.

I loved him before he left and was craving his return while that ascended bullshit was going on, but damn, he fucking sucks now.

>>87465102
Yep. Later Daniel is a cunt. it gets worse

>>87440302
It's really Christopher Judge's fault, or in universe Teal'c's. Getting Shanks/Daniels to work out with him during downtime.

>>87438698
Which one is that? which one should I begin with?

>>87438502
This anon knows what he's talking about.

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>>87455505
>>87462593
Jack, may I share something with you? A vision I had in my sleep last night — distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloging of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as an event horizon — the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the deck of a vast starship, a bridge of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within — this gleaming radiant trinium. I had known this ship. It had in fact been named after me. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the ship had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional decks, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the ship's bridge, there came a knock at the hatch. You and Sam were standing there. you were both happy and care-free together, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced — a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and Sam, and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.

>>87438424
Not really.

Theres Soldier, starring starlords dad but its theoretically a sequel to blade runner.

>>87438424
SG-1 is better than the movie, rest is usual scifi crap.