watching movies with women

This is why i chose to be a homosexual

I've never been with a women before

>>87434804
>complaining when I pause to take a screenshot if an attractive actress exposes her feet
I want to believe that you are trolling, but given the people on this website. I just don't know, I think that is a reasonable thing to be upset about.

>>87434879
No it's not if the feet are cute.
Fuck women.

>>87434879
>I want to believe that you are trolling, but given the people on this website. I just don't know
>4 chan
>girlfriend

here you go lad

>>87434804
>asking why? what? when?every fucking 5 minutes
>doing sth else and saying she listens
>going out to the bathroom and not asking to pause
>asking to switch the movie in the middle

>>87434804
>complaining when I pause to take a screenshot if an attractive actress exposes her feet
kek

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I watch with my sister and always have to make sure she is paying attention.
I slap her phone out of her hand if I see it and pause the movie/show every 10 minutes to ask her questions about the plot.
if she resists I wrestle her down, lie on top of her and force her to watch the movie while rubbing my bulge against her little tight ass.

>>87434804
I don't have any problems watching movies with my trans girlfriend

>>87434948
>try showing one of your favorite movies to someone else
>start to get nervous that they don't like it
>"u-huhh-hh you just have to watch it to the end trust me"
>turn it off anyway
m-maybe later then

>>87434828
enjoy your aids

>>87434974
haha

>>87434804
my girlfriend has really good taste and i enjoy discussing movies with her after we watch them. in fact most girls ive dated have had pretty good taste. i think thats just because im able to attract decent chicks instead of having to settle for garbage like most of 4chan

a lot of times my girlfriend and i will cuddle up under a blanket and start a movie but then we fall asleep cuz we get so toasty :3d

>>87435046
>me showing someone Scott Pilgrim

>>87435100
That probably means you just have shit taste

>>87434804
>>complaining when I pause to take a screenshot if an attractive actress exposes her feet
Kek, this caught me off guard

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>go to the kinoplex with my friends
>I saved us great sits in advance
>some females they know are outside
>cool, not that i care
>they only buy shitty front row tickets
>5 minutes in my friends go and sit 1st row with them
>text me and call me for a good 40 minutes to join them
>continue sitting in my seat, sweating heavily

girls ruin everything.

>>87434804
I generally do not watch movies with other people

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>>87434948
<meet new gf
>says shes really into films
>says she will brick her favourite film for us o watch
>expecting citezen kane or starship troopers
>bring letters from juliet
>mfw

>>87435046
Why did I bother trying to show other people stalker

>>87434804
I want to worship her cute feet. I hope she just got off a really long shift at work.

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>>87435323
how was it?

>>87434804
>Just came back from watching "It" with my female friend
Pretty much she just sat silently throughout it, paying her full attention.

>>87435425
fucking terrible anon, was just a romance film.
still i did fug her that night so it probably got her in the mood.

>>87434804

It's pretty cool when the start kissing your neck and touching your dick

>Marathoning game of thrones with my friend and his gf
>friend understands what is happening, predicts most plot elements
>his gf enjoys it but has no idea what is happening, thinks the wall is just north of kings landing and everything that happens that isnt in kings landing is north of the wall
>Thinks there is a second wall even futher north

Are wemon just dumb or can they not pay attention. I had to wait years between seasons and on a 2nd viewing I understood many more plot points. They she watched it over a span of 2 weeks and couldnt get the simplest of plot locations right

Tldr wiminz is dum

>>87435525
Too busy slutting up on tinder/snapchat/instagram
or having a "dnm" with her "girl friends"

Just fucking put the phone on silent or just pause the episode and WAAAAAAAATCH.

I stopped taking m gf to movies

She just doesn't like watching shit, tv/movies/anything. She always zones out and either falls alseep or plays her phone.