What went wrong with Kstew's career?

>>87415241

what do you call this look?

>>87415500
trashy

>>87415500
the mother fucker

>>87415547

her legs are crossed. those socks actually say fucker mother

>>87415500
Meth is a helleuva drug

>>87415500
bieberish

>>87415241
MK Ultra

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>>87415584
Nailed it

>>87415241
she was sucking off a married man while married to the dude who was a heartthrob at the time and had (still has) much more bank-ability so throw that all in a blender with her complete lack of skill

>>87415500
the "i was repeated raped by hollywood producers please stay the fuck away from me" look

>>87415241
There's only so many edgy young lesbian roles available.

so, she has $60 million

How is she going to spend the next 40 years?

>>87415754
Doing drugs.

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>>87415693

SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>87415754
Preparing for the inevitable Axl Rose biopic.

>>87415241
Why do all these women cut their hair that short. It's so fucking ugly and only serves to make them look like men.

There's nothing more feminine, and beautiful than long hair.

>>87415835
JUST

>>87415887
I think it looks hot desu. But then again I'm bi so idk

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>>87415887
its part of the programming

>>87415912
Each to their own I guess. You like androgeny?

>>87415640
thats pretty hot desu.

>>87415953
Yeah... life would be a lot better if the sexes acted similarly to each other. Whatever factors decided we needed to diverge are probably not as important now.

>>87416049
You're mother fed you from plastic bottles didn't she?

>>87415241
Her desirability index plummeted after her coming out of the closet. Casting agents crossed her off 90% of their lists after that. She got moved into the top 3 for rug munching movies though. You know what blockbusters those are.

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:(

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>>87416303
Luckily, her career isn't as dead as Ellen Page's was after coming out.

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>>87417113
hehehe

>>87415640
she wasn't married.

>>87415241
I think she just didn't want to make any big movies after twilight and all that insane buzz around it. And dating girls is not helping career too, obviously.
She'll keep doing small indie films i guess

she didn't marry me

>>87415241
Cute look.

she's still one of chanel's main girls, which is making her a shitload of money.

her star has far from faded, but the truth is, she isn't a great actress. the young damsel in distress roles are only around for so long.

>>87417643
But now you're married to FKA Twigs, Rob!

>>87415584

Bieber has always looked like a lesbian.

>>87415241
Nothing went wrong, she is on the train wreck part of her career. Most female celebrities end up there.

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>>87415241

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>>87417113
Witnessed for the good old days

>>87419462
>>87419282

hnnnf

>>87418561
>bathroom needs major renovations
>call a plumber
>kstew shows up with her tools
wat do

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I miss teresa palmer kstew days.

>>87419514
Hug her for 64638 years.

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My waifu, even if she hated black people

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I had my first ever kstew dream last week. We walked around the local amusement park and talked.
Is there any hope for me?

the pic where she's standing on her toes with a big coin in her hands

that was her prime. she was hot as fuck back then. such a shame she fucked everything up

>>87419731
I'd bet that literally everyone in this thread knows exactly the pic you're talking about. It's responsible for a lot of kstewfriends, for sure.

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>>87419731
Good taste

>>87419731

wew

is it unanimous that kstew's magnum opus was that pic?

also when she walked barefoot on SNL during his last apperance in the jeopardy skit

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>>87415241
Her fucking face.

>>87419794
>>87419818

am i the only one who imagines that floor having cbt table holes right where her feet and balls of her feet are?

>>87419514
Sounds like porn scriptwriting.

>I'm fine with this

>>87418093
>she is on the train wreck part of her career.

How do you figure? Since the Twilight movies ended, she's transitioned from being a widely mocked tentpole lead to an art-house darling. She gets steady work in critically acclaimed movies, wins awards, has become a more confident person and isn't having her personal life exploited to promote her movies anymore. I'd say she made the right choice in abandoning Hollywood.

Is Personal Shopper any good or what?

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>>87420005
Pretty good and underrated to be honest. I definitely recommend watching it. Personally, it's my favorite post-twilight film she's done so far.

>>87420005
it's ok.

>>87419514

>kstew shows up with way too specifically placed "dirt" marks on her face but safely away from her eyes
>tshirt that shows off her figure
>oversized utilitly belt
>those qt clear goggles
>her hair is in a messy tail with some strands loose over her face
>pulls out a wrench and goes under the sink
>she makes that "hmphf" face and noise when she cant undo the fitting
>fat disgusting anon makes some remarks to her while eating a jelly donut
>she quickly grabs his sack through his sweatpants
>squeezing and twisting
>he starts babbling on about how hes sorry
>kstew starts to undo her belt and drops it to the side
>then her top button and zipper
>inching down her jeans just until its below her butt
>yanks on the sack to cause fatanon to kneel down
>turns around and spreads herself
>"put your mouth on it"
>kstew then begins to push

>>87420080
why is always barefeet on these shows? muh dick can't handle this much teasing fookin cunt bitch

>>87419650

John Connor?

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>>87420335

>that middle pic
>nobody else is even paying attention

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Let's get a discussion going...

Trailer Park Story

I want to enact a wife-beating trailer park fantasy with Kstew. It's the middle of summer and we're both lounging around in our underwear. I'm trying to watch the game but Kristen wants attention, and she's trying to get it the only way she knows how, nagging me and making snide comments. I ignore her until she stretches out her foot and kicks me.

I jump up and slap her hard across the face, her cheek reddens, but her eyes are sparkling, any attention is good attention. I remind her of her Daddy at times like this. She sneers "Fuck you faggot!", and kicks at me, enraged I grab her by her hair and slap her again, harder this time. She arches her back and moans lewdly like she does when we're fucking, as I stare he takes off her bra, places my hand on her tit and whimpers "I know you're not really a faggot, baby". I tear off her panties and fuck her there and then on the couch as she moans like the slut she is. Afterwards she falls asleep immediately, mouth hanging open, drooling slightly.

>>87420393

DEMON NOW PLS

i want to have my sack attached to her ankle by a leash when shes walking

and to constantly spend my time in solitary confinement underneath the floor with only my sack exposed thru a CBT table hole

>>87420335
>>87420393
demonstew all the way

i'd use her footsweat like sriracha sauce all day

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>>87420393

>>87420493
whoever this photographer is deserves a medal

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>>87420466
>>87420477
>>87420493
I forgot to mention that in this scenario you're only like 6-8 inches tall. The KStew you pick will be keeping you undersole as she walks. Imagine yourself in these shoes, underneath her bare sole as she walks all day long in the hot LA sun.

>>87420080
>>87420082
>kstew asking some suit if he's in love
>those mediocre tits
Why is she such a mundane actress? Not even Woody Allen could make her come alive in Cafe Society.

>>87420564

no thats a stupid fetish

im already a fat virgin with a small 5inch penis which she can abuse

>>87415780
Jodie is disgusting.

>>87415500
Meth addict

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>>87420593
She was the most beautiful actress in Cafe Society though.

>>87420791
Was she abused as a child or some shit?

>>87420815
nope, why?

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>>87420815
Groomed by Jodie Foster during the filming of the Panic Room.

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>>87420393
For Kristen, demon is the only answer.

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>>87415241
>lesbianism
>not even once
same thing happened to Portia de Rossi

>>87420841
She looks fucked

>>87421056
she looks happy.

>>87421101
Lol, just because someone's smiling doesn't mean they're happy, nimrod.

>>87421251
thank you for comparing me to a great hunter from history

>>87415241
She was never any good.
She's like that turtle on a fencepost.
She didn't get up there by herself and she couldn't remain there on her own.

>>87420393

Kstews are for dominating, not serving.