BANE?
for you.
>>87413835
? What is this I don't understand
BLAINE?
DUBS?
i have a use for you
SHANSHA!
PAVERU HAKASE
CIA DESU
How did a 5 minute scene conceive an entire mythology around it?
>>87414085
because of how fucking stupid it was
>>87414143
*how fucking brilliant it was
>>87413835
CIA! My greatest foe!
>>87414063
AHH, I HAFF TU MEK A FONE CAHL!! U TALK! TALK NOW OR OFF MY PLANE!! HE FLY LIKE CRIPPLED DRAGON!
BANE? WHO THAT? YOU REALLY RIKE HIM!
I TAKE OFF AND YOU DIE! 大块头!
C.I.A.'s demise at Banes hands is almost as tragic as the continued success of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Nolan directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
No. The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "crashed his plane."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>87414085
nice, saved
here exchange
>"Dr Mengele, Ich bin SS"
>>87413835
What if CIA was man and Bane was merely a sign of divinity?
So Bane took out CIA first so he couldn't intervene when Bane went after Gotham, right?