This is Supreme Leader Snoke Say something nice about him

I miss George.

>>87411402
Just who is he? Plageuis? palpatines master? Or a new character?

gold robes are for faggots

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>>87411435

He's evil I guess.

>>87411402
He's a sith LORD?

>>87411468
From the new book, he came from the dark void in the galaxy or some shit. Palpatine senses him as a huge threat but very far away.

>>87411481
helllooo youtttuubebbee it'sss my biiirtrththhhddaayyy

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So which one is actually the Senate?

>>87411402
So this is the best neo Starwars has to offer huh... wannabe Voldemort

>>87411402
It's nice to see you again, Darth Plagueis

He's a big guy.

>>87411672
For you

>>87411402
I liked him a lot more when I thought he was a giant.

>>87411402
Are they ever going to explain why he only showed up after the Empire was destroyed?

>>87411402
>sith leader is a fucking grey
ayy, another 10/10 oscar winner
totally original, great work, not-hack faggots

>>87411402
>tfw work collegue swears this is mace windu since he's a grey jedi in the eu canon or some shit and survived and went evil and samuel l jackson was seen once at the disney sw studios

>tfw i try to tell him disney want nothing to do with the prequels but he won't listen

>>87411757
The Sith died in ROTJ, anon. All Sith are dark siders, but not all dark siders are Sith.

>>87411756
It'd fit nicely if he was palpatines mentor, the one who palpatine struck down while he was sleeping, and he was healing and biding his time and when palpatine died he filled the vacuum of power, but I think this is already confirmed wrong.

>>87411756

He was always in the background and waited for his moment

he's going to somehow be tied to the anus eyed grapefruit

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>>87411435
THIS IS WHAT WE DESERVE

>>87411402
Well, he certainly looks like a villain...

>>87411536
Source?

>>87411764
>tfw i try to tell him disney want nothing to do with the prequels but he won't listen
That's because you'd be wrong. Disney-wars is more than just the movies, and while there has been an annoyingly large amount of OT content, there is still a good chunk of new PT content as well.

>>87411813
That's fucking lame, but it will probably be true.

>>87411799
what if it IS palpotine?!

>>87411799
They could have had some nice empire-like politics. alot of polotical evil leaders vying for power since palpatine died, I think it's this way in the books that are now not canon? Didn't this happen when hitler died too?

>>87411865
One of the three Aftermath trilogy books. One of them specifically says there's a presence in the Unknown Regions that Palpatine keeps hearing the voice of. It's not confirmed as Snoke (yet).

>>87411865
http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/770795/Star-Wars-Snoke-Sith-alien-Dark-Side-different-galaxy-Unknown-Space-Aftermath-book
Just the first link I googled, google more if you want better sources though, cba. It's from the aftermath book.

>>87411519
More like a SHIT LORD.

>>87411868
>pt content
such as?

>>87411916
>One of them specifically says there's a presence in the Unknown Regions that Palpatine keeps hearing the voice of. It's not confirmed as Snoke (yet).

That wouldn't make sense. Doesn't Snoke owns a casino in this new movie?
How can he manage a casino if he's from the unknown regions or whatever.

>>87411916
>>87411935
Fascinating, thanks

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>>87411402
I LOVE GOOOOOLD

>>87411536
>snoke from a different galaxy
Now we've entered mass effect levels of retardation, what with the reapers showing up in the andromeda galaxy as well.

>>87411402
>Snoke

am i the only one that find his name utterly stupid?

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>>87411402
handsome guy

>>87411719
upvoted

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>>87411916
>Snoke is an ancient being that sleeps in the dark space only to return every 50.000 years to harvest force users.

>>87412048

He never said another galaxy you illiterate retard

>>87411978
Dark Disciple novel, based on scripts from TCW that didn't make it to production before Disney came into the picture.
Anakin and Obi-wan comic set between TPM and AOTC.
Darth Maul comic set before TPM.
The mainline SW comic, primarily set between ANH and ESB, had a few-issue run of a Yoda flashback before TPM.
SW Rebels cartoon referencing and showcasing PT-era things and characters. Same as Rogue One.
EABF2 being forced to use PT content, and directly pulling from TCW for all of it; droid voices, clone voices, Anakin, Ahsoka, Maul, Yoda's VAs from the show, etc.
The tie-in novel to explain the lead-up to Rogue One's character-side plot, Catalyst, was set half in the Clone War.
There could be a couple others I'm forgetting off the top of my head.

>>87411790
What's the difference?

>>87412192
The sith use the dark side in a certain way to get their power and use their abilities. The other dark side groups use the force in their own ways to achieve different abilities and mindsets.

>>87412153
>http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/770795/Star-Wars-Snoke-Sith-alien-Dark-Side-different-galaxy-Unknown-Space-Aftermath-book
Read this retard. Palpatine sent his best dark side students to another galaxy to start anew to spread the dark side word and awoke snoke.

>>87412006
lol what is that real

>>87412171
Im talking about the new movies.

>>87412226
ay yo hol up

is you sayin

i mean

is you sayin

dat snoke

is woke

???!

>>87412006

Snoke doesn't own the casino

>>87412085

Its about as stupid as the other names in star wars

>>87412216
Thanks. Sounds like different sects of a religion.

>>87411764
I cannot understand how anyone could think Windu could be Snoke. You'd have to be a fucking retard to think disney would ever do that. Casuals do not know that Mace is a "grey jedi". It would just confuse everybody. And it's a completely terrible idea anyway.

>>87412192
the taxes for the Sith institute

>>87411402
>This is Supreme Leader Snoke
Formerly Sneed?

>>87411402
We seem to be in a CGI rut. That's nowhere close to not looking like a computer created it.

>>87412006
> Doesn't Snoke own a casino in this new movie?
He does what now? This movie is going to be awesome. I bet he has space hoes too with the gold robe and all. Is he some sort of dark side pimp?

>>87412456

Only way to best Sheev

>>87412343
>a grey jedi

I thought he was black...

>>87412663
Sheev's Theed and Greed(o)

>>87412048
>reapers in andromeda galaxy
What? Source

>>87411402
He looks like he's got a brain tumor.

>>87412379
Might be the mask/animatronic? Snoke was full cgi in force awakens but they said in return of the jedi, they're using real prostetics or something since kylo meets him face to face without holograms.

>>87411790
its still lazy as fuck

>>87411756
Couldn't peeve the Sheev

>>87411402
Everytime I see snoke, I can't get the image of that little guy who betrays leonidas/spartans in 300.

>>87411536
hes a replacement for those invading space aliens in the EU

>>87411481
DENTAL PLAN

I still can't believe he's called Snoke, who the fuck decided that was a good name, seriously?

>>87413045
The yangzai or some shit? I remember that. Cannibal aliens who hate the force and technology and love pain and they throw a moon on chewbacca an destroy coruscant?

>>87413158
Maybe Snoke is just a codename or something and this movie will reveal his real name.

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>>87413158
You see it's like "snake", but instead it's "snoke"... get it?

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>>87411402
>TFA: Snoke looks like an old Universal Monsters character, basically a thin old man with facial scars and skin missing in places
>TLJ: Snoke looks like an emaciated Donald Trump in a gold bathrobe

Well OK then.

>>87412320
dark siders were just jedi who tapped into emotinal side of the force kinda like emos. sith were some ancient beings that knew of the force but wernt jedi then some dark side users conquered their planet and turned them into slaves so the dark siders became known as sith lords

>>87413236
>muh drumpf
maybe you should head back to that other website

>>87413158
>>87413158
Reminds me of smoke, or snake, or snape (who is a cool character)

Star wars villains always had cheesy names. General GREIEFIOUS?

>>87413158
his full name is sneeve julius snokes

>>87413210
Snake and Smoke.

>>87413380
qweefus

>>87413380

Darth Sidious
Darth Tyrannus
Darth Maul
Count Dooku

All dumb

Only good ones is Vader and Kylo Ren

>>87412343
>You'd have to be a fucking retard to think disney would ever do that. Casuals do not know that Mace is a "grey jedi". It would just confuse everybody. And it's a completely terrible idea anyway.

What's so hard to show normies that a Jedi went crazy over time while recovering and went overboard while visiting the dark side tactics for his recovery? Pixar literally had a protagonist in UP who underwent a similar transformation. This idea is better than introducing some Voldermort clone coming out of nowhere.

>>87413236
He'll be orange in ep9

>>87411402

I swear for all the bitching you guys spew out about there being too much Star Wars coverage you sure love running every single piece of released information or (set)picture to the fucking ground. There's not even a single mention on reddit about this picture yet you guys will complain about how 'normies' are apparently in an uproar of thunderous applause and adoration of his design. They don't even fucking care but surprise surprise you autistic spergs are freaking out about it.

>>87413580
how about you chug a butt

>>87413580

How do you know it's not on reddit yet

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When is the trailer for the next movie out? any ideas?

as much as everyone shits on the new sjw star wars movies, I know everyone and I mean, everyone, will watch it. star wars fans are just as bad as game of throne fans in that respect. The show is shit, but, i'll still watch each episode 5 times and talk about it nonstop!

>>87413580
Meta Star Wars has been better than Star Wars since theforce.net prequel leaks.

>>87413688

>mfw I enjoyed tfa and r1
>still shitpost endlessly about star wars

Shits just funny

>>87413688
How do you know everyone?

>>87413688
At least this new movie has a chance of being good.
Rian Johnson isn't as bad as JJ Abrams and maybe this movie won't be a copy of Empire Strikes Back.

>>87413380
But they've all been fun villain names, what the fuck is Snoke?

>>87413910

It does so far

Battle of hoth part 2
Bigger executor

>>87413482
Vader literally means father, it's dumb.

whered u get that scar tough guy eatin pusy??

>>87413688
Isn't she supposed to be in the new star wars movie?

>>87411402
So is he actually really tall? If so how will the inevitable lightsaber duel with him work?

>>87413910
Wait what? this movie have chances to be even worse than TFA, and that's the only reason I have to know more

>>87413927
>s.n.o.k.e is a title
>supereme new order killer elite

snoke's toke and poke

formerly sheev's

Guys. I can't believe I'm saying this. But I actually miss the Vhongs. I really do.

>>87414133

Keep that warhammer garbage out of here

>>87411402
>This supreme leader snoke

If you say whats in your heart you can fuck ANY bitch you like.....

>>87413489
But snoke's white

>>87414118
Sheev's Teeve and Peeve...are you actually retarded

Supreme leader must be the name most retarded in the entire star wars franchise

>>87412094

HEYYYY YOU GUYS

>>87411402

UNLIMITED POWER

>>87413163
>>87413045

Except those were not from a different Galaxy, because the space between galaxies is so fucking huge and anyone who cares about the story wouldn't imply intergalactic travel.

And except those were cool as fucj

I hope he at least surpasses just the dark side and controls both sides of the force. Just being "a stronger dark side user" would be retarded.

>>87413158

Sheev

>>87414992
he doesn't control the dark side
he IS the dark side, he is canonically omnipotent and according to J.J. Abrams the only reason Rey can beat him is because her power is beyond omnipotence

>>87415029
That better not be the case. I'd rather he was born from the force, in the void somewhere, and he's putting an end to the light vs. dark shit.

>rey defeats him easilly after finding something out about emotions

>>87412226
Unknown space isn't another galaxy, dumdum. It's literally what the nickname implies; the unknown parts of the galaxy BUT STILL THE SAME GALAXY

>>87415131
Rhead the harticle, rhetard.

>>87413910
we're told that it borrows heavilly from empire.

>>87415029
>Rey can beat him is because her power is beyond omnipotence
>and this is to go even further beyond

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>>87411435
me too

TFA was worse than the prequels, LITERALLY worse than the prequels

I honestly hate this force tree and force god bullshit.

it was really dumb in clonewars and now they're pulling it out again in the new starwars? bleh, feels uncreative and trying to be "mystic" or something.

Why did they pick such a stupid name? Sounds like snot or nookie, such a shitty name, seems imagined by a 12 year old fan fictionist.

>>87413966
Vater means father, doofus.

>>87413688
>I know everyone and I mean, everyone, will watch it.
So what? I can spare a couple of hours of my life. And if the movie sucks I will shit on it. Can't see what's wrong about it. BTW I liked R1. TFA is worse than the prequels though.

>>87413236
It's yet another one of Rian Johnson masterful changes! I hate Jar Jar Abrams but it seems his successor is trying his best to be even worse.

>>87415292

nothing can be dumber than midichlorians

>>87413580
>not even a single mention on reddit
There's no possible way to express how much you should fuck the fucking off

Which book?

>>87415425
>nothing can be dumber than midichlorians
A deus ex machina from another galaxy is as stupid as the midichlorians

>>87415530

maybe, depends on how much they reveal about his background

>>87415253

almost got me

>>87415550
Chances are that they will reveal nothing just like in TFA, where there was no background whatsoever to what was happening, so they can focus on the cheap action, SJW bullshit and MUH EFFECTS WITH NO PREQUEL CGI.

What if smoke can use the dark side to change bodies? That's the reason he corrupted Ben Solo and destroyed the Jedi. He doesn't want an apprentice he wants to have a young and powerful host body. Now he's seen how powerful Rey is he wants her instead.

>>87415253
>worse than the prequels
>anakin in rots literally SMIRKING during war laughing his head off saying ''this is where the fun begins!'' as his fellow comrades are being blown up left, right and centre

Oh and remember that cut (thank god) scene in revenge of the sith f anakain sparing that sepratist droids life because it begs him? an he starts crying? fuck george, fuck the prequels and most of all, fuck the george.

>>87411542
YEAAYYAAAAOOOOOO

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>>87412192
Sith is the Satanism to Jedi's Christianity. All Sith are Dark Side users, but not all Dark Side users are Sith. A Dark Sider without the dogma or dedication to Sith beliefs is just a Dark Jedi or maybe a Dathomiri Witch. In the Old EU there were quite a few Dark Jedi roaming about. Many of the Inquisitor's abandoned the Sith teachings after RotJ. Or in the cases like Jerec's, they never cared about Sith dogma to begin with.

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>>87411435
I do too, anon. George is the heart and soul of Star Wars. What we used to get were brand new worlds full of wonder and excitement. Now what we're getting is real world political shit being injected for virtue brownie points in muh motherfucking Star Wars.

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>>87412094
>Kye-LO Rr-EHN!

>>87415029
[citation needed]

>>87413380
>GREIEFIOUS
That's not the joke in his name. It's already there, you don't have to change the spelling at all.
Grievous
griev·ous
ˈɡrēvəs/Submit
adjectiveformal
(of something bad) very severe or serious.
"his death was a grievous blow"
synonyms: serious, severe, grave, bad, critical, dreadful, terrible, awful, crushing, calamitous

Is this the guy with the infinity gauntlet and looking for gems to put in it?

>>87415942
Remember the old bashing of TPM intro sequence?
>ANH's intro was gripping! Nothing about politics or trade blockades! Where's the old Star Wars!?!


Then Disney gets it's hands on the franchise and it's all
>TFA is just ANH rehashed! Where's the unique shit!?!

Well, people got their wish. Too bad Disney monkey pawed the fuck out of it and will continue to for the rest of eternity. I miss George too. The prequels were flawed but they laid the groundwork for so much interesting shit, like the Clone Wars as a whole, the vast planets introduced, the use of droids as soldiers which led to some interesting infantry designs, etc. All that? That's gone now.

>>87415713
>negro in TFA does not hesitate to kill his former comrades because he does not want to kill

EXPOSED

>>87415369
Vader is Dutch for father, you silly billy
Vater is German.
But that's beside the point. Vader's name is a pun on 'invader'. George didn't know he was going to make him Luke's dad at this point.

>>87411402
>you'll never fuck his cheek or neck hole

>>87411402
Remember when everyone was buzzing about how The Force Awakens was getting back to make up and practical effects, blowing the prequels' shitty CGI out of the water?
Now we got CGI snoke, CGI Tarkin, CGI Leia, and it's not even very good CGI. I think it's likely these characters would have been played by real actors I this was the prequels

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>>87416260
It's just dumb how people try to ignore the prequels and still claim to be Star Wars fans.

>>87413688
Speak for yourself. I've been a die hard Star Wars fan since my Dad sat my brothers and I down to watch the OT as toddlers. The only reason I saw TFA was because my friend had an extra ticket. If I wasn't his ride I wouldn't left 15 mins after Rey's introduction. Still have yet to see Rebels or Rogue One even though I have a Netflix account. And I will never buy another Star Wars game because I've already got a long running boycott of Electronic Arts. There is no Star Wars without George Lucas.

>>87413980
She's in the Han Solo film, she'll be the love interest who dies at the end

>>87411468
Darth Plagueis

>>87411402
>he has scars
>so you know he's evil
What's the deal with this trope?

>>87412048
Seriously? Glad I never played Andromeda

>>87416260
I remember all of that, and never paid it much mind because I liked TPM intro sequence. Just like how I've liked every SW movie's intro, except maybe AotC.

>yfw the deathstar will be re wrtitten as not just an instrument to enfore the empire but to destroy what ever planet snoke was hiding on all part of sidious GRAND PLAN

>sidious was a anti hero all along

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>>87416260
>Tartakovsky's Star Wars: Clone Wars
>Filoni's Star Wars: The Clone Wars
>Star Wars: Episode I Racer
All the worst parts of the prequel trilogy were worth it in exchange for getting these three things out of it.

>>87416641
>scars
>grotesque
>grotesque
>evil

>>87411402
His head looks like a cancerous testicle

>>87417204
>it ain't me, in space, starts to play

>>87411402
Thank god he is no Plagueis

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>>87411435

>>87415942
Yes Lucas was the heart and soul but he tried to be the hands and brain also and that's why the Prequel was terrible.

Snoke is Maz Kanata's brother you dummies

>>87415425
the problem wasn't just midiclorians it was the fact that it was used as a tool to explain how anakin was super strong guys.


like.how hard is it to just say.
"I sense immense power from the boy beyond anything I've ever sensed before."

>>87416260
its almost like going to the extremes is just as bad no matter what side you're on

>>87417766
This
Also checked

>>87417907
>MISTUR QUIGAN, I WUZ WONDERING, WAT ARE MIDICHOLRIANS!?

>>87417204
has RLM actually seen this.
They constantly say or at least joke that they hate the idea of having to watch it.

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>>87411435

>>87417688
I honest to goodness loved this scene.

>but its a diner in space

tell me why that is bad.

>>87411402
LOL LOOK AT THAT OLD EVIL WHITE MALE

>>87418033
its fucking uncanny is what it is

>>87414088

This is really cool, I will be purchasing a ticket

>>87413355
You first, comrade.

>>87417688
>can have space bars, space raves, space hookers,space farms, space libraries, space ships
>can't have a space diner

>>87418195
not just space diner but space 1950s earth diner.

>>87417688
I love this scene.

Most people on this board are too cinematically illiterate to realise Obi-Wan's arc in Episode II was that of a film noir gumshoe detective. Dexter is just Humphrey Bogart/Ernest Borgnine in spaaaaaace.

>>87418271
Diners are an absolute through time, just like bars.

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>>87418033
It's not, people just think it's weird because it resembles something from our world despite there being plenty of other structures and building types that resemble real world settings throughout the series.

>>87418344
There's nothing as obviously human and stylistically idiosyncratic as a 50s diner in the Star Wars universe

>>87418344
>wheres my milkshake, I was promised a milkshake
>with fries

>>87418398
what about all the nazi shit in empire?
or the middle eastern stuff.

or the fact that the alien fauna in empire was just iguanas and pythons

>>87411935
>http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/770795/Star-Wars-Snoke-Sith-alien-Dark-Side-different-galaxy-Unknown-Space-Aftermath-book

>all those typos

fucking inbred britbongs

>>87418271
There's nothing particular 50s about that style of diner other than the fact that diners were popular in the 50s with the proliferation of cars and people started traveling across states becoming much more common

Prequel were bad. Sequel are bad. VI was not that good. The last great star wars was almost 40 years ago...why do we care again?

>>87418344
>Georgie porgie's face in that second pic
>I could be at home "remastering" the original films

>>87411481
SEXMANN

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>>87411402
>main villain is a tall, rich, blue eyed white male
And I bet his hair used to be blonde, too.

>>87418442
fuck off with your whataboutisms, you cocksuck
general, broad design schemes and low-effort alien design are nowhere near the same degree of "why the fuck"

>>87418545
Dont worry, he'll get blacked by finn

>>87418458
>Someone writing about Star Wars like it's of life-or-death concern in a literal communist rag is virtually illiterate

Colour me surprised.

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>>87418398
Why does the Millennium Falcon have a cockpit that resembles a WWII era aircraft? Mr. Arbiter of what can and can't exist in fiction

>>87415425
>porgs
>ewoks
>TFA
>force tree
>sloth ghost anikan
>female power diversity

>>87418681
midichlorians is worst...that's how bad it is.

>>87418621
It has an actual function, and its design is a vague resemblance at best. An actual 50s diner with some CG aliens scattered around is purely a question of aesthetic design

>>87418545
But that was true of the OT and PT too, just switch blond hair for red.
Retarded /pol/ack, you should be more mad that they're rehashing Palatine than MUH TRUMP.

>>87411402
Andy Serkis can literally do nothing wrong so I'm going to see this for his performance mostly.

why is snoke's cgi so fucking bad, holy shit... he looks like that fucking cave troll from the first lord of the rings

>>87418033
>It's an older get, sir, but it checks out.
Agreed. Dexter's Diner was great. And why wouldn't there be a diner-style restaurant on Coruscant? Place is like Chicago and NYC rolled into one.

>>87418033
The great thing about the cantina in ANH was that it was familiar, but still distinctly alien. It was a bar, but it was a bar you could actually imagine being in a galaxy far, far away. The 50s American diner was just a 50s American diner.

>>87419150
Tell me why there would be.

>>87418494
>Is Ewan even there? Was Ewan even real to begin with? What about the rest of the cast? Are they all digital golems of mine own design? Is any of this real? Has ILM gone too far? Man... fuck Disney. What kind of name is Ewan anyways?

>>87418545
>Jabba the Hutt is a vile gangster drawing inspiration from real mafioso's
>Muh proud Italian heritage

>>87418760
Are you saying aliens wouldn't enjoy a nice hot meal in a casual sit-down if they can sit family friendly environment?
Are you saying aliens don't like food?

>>87417688
anyone have the "Luke did I ever tell you about the bounty hunter sent after your mother" pasta?

>>87417671
why

>>87419200
Oh not many. Besides every single reason a real human on Earth has ever gone to a diner-style restaurant.
Maybe they don't feel like cooking? Maybe they're just passing through and are sick of the rations on their ship? Maybe Dexter is just a great guy?
As for the 50's aesthetic. Lucas grew up in the 50's. It makes sense he'd have a soft spot for it and it also felt like a callback to American Graffiti. Completely unrelated films, but George's pottery knows no bounds.

>>87419835
>oh not many. Besides every single reason a real human on Earth has ever gone to a diner-style restaurant.
Aliens on Coruscant have literally no context for "50's diner aesthetic" you autistic apologist.

snoke is qui gon jin

>>87419804
shit character

>>87419974
What kind of no-fun degenerate dislikes the diner scene?
Stop posting anytime

>>87419974
I never said they would. I even said the two films were completely unrelated. Your rage has unbalanced you. Remember, there is no passion, there is serenity.

>>87420236
It's pointless, adds redundant information that Obi-Wan didn't need to find Kamino, has one of the more autistic characters in the PT and stops whatever flow the film had dead in its tracks.

Fuck off.

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Great hyperspace war trilogy when?

>>87413688
October 16th apparently. Lines up with the previous marketing pushes and something called a "Force Friday"

God knows why the name this autistic shit for adults to buy toys, but I'm looking for the trailer to see if its not another copycat movie.;

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average sequel trilogy fan

>>87420467
>is an attractive twitch streamer that probably makes three times the money that anon does as an usher at his local kinoplex
Does it help with your Aspergers to pretend that anyone who likes what you don't, is a meme?

>>87411402
Snoke is boba
After being disfigured by that shit monster
He managed to stay alive

>>87420455
Man, you are one misinformed faggot.

>>87413927
what the fuck is sheev

>>87411402
Why did they wash all the colors out?

>>87419974
>no context for "50's diner aesthetic"
Are you fucking stupid? There are countless places everywhere that make no sense are have no reason to exist. Why do we have 50s diners in real life in present day?
Maybe it makes sense in some other planet, it became popular, aliens liked it, so this guy created one in Coruscant. And there are a lot of human or real life things in Star Wars. Stop cherry picking.

>>87417204
The umbara plot line is what star wars was meant to be. Instead we're getting porgs.

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>>87411402
>>87412870
>>87413236
>>87413236
>>87413969
>>87416641
>>87417566
Anyone else see the goddamn question mark on his head?

>>87413580
>There's not even a single mention on reddit
DOUSHIO REDDITO-SAN

>>87416641
In real life facial scars also mean you're a bad boy at best, and people usually notice it right away

t.im retarded and have a small scar on my face

>>87421491
>hating how ridiculous the prequels are
>makes me stupid
Okay kiddo.

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APOLOGIZE!

>>87411402
His new ship is fucking gay. A 60 km long battleship 5 times as large as the super star destroyer. Retarded.

>>87411536
If this is the case just fuck these films. Stop making this trash.

>>87421868
>facial scars also mean you're a bad boy
Do you live in a fucking Disney cartoon? So I guess all those vehicle accident victims with deformed faces are le bad guys, in your retarded universe.

>>87421491
>There are countless places everywhere that make no sense are have no reason to exist
Name 2, that would be contextual equivalents to a human-themed 50s diner in a universe with no Earth.

>>87413158
Sheev was a little fuck you to Disney from the EU writers and I think it's hilarious. It's meant to sound stupid. Smoke on the other hand, some fucktard actually thought it would be a good fucking name.

>>87421932
Why?

>>87421990
Not that kinda scars you fucking retard how hard it is to understand what you read

If you arent fucking blind you can see if a scar is a goddamn vehicle accident that raped your face for good or if its a scar from a fight

>>87411536
>not making him plageuis
>oh he came from a different galaxy guise

This movie will be utter shit

>>87422248
>Not that kinda scars you fucking retard how hard it is to understand what you read
Your entire point is just ridiculously juvenile that I'm convinced you live in a fantasy world. "Hur dur, lookie at dis scar! It spooky! He must be le bad man".

I once got a scar on my hand from a rusty pipe. Kill yourself for being this naive. People get scarred all the time.

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>>87422156
RIGHT NOW

>>87422248
>I can tell when face scars are from fights
Literally how? You sound retarded.

>>87422511
The only thing to do in the Star Wars universe is fight.
That or podrace

>>87415728

Grand Admiral Thrawn, Jedi Knight, Jedi Outcast and both Knights of the Old Republic gaemz were the finest things to come out of the old EU, most of the other shit was autistic af tbqhpham

>>87422510
But i don't why

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>>87411402
It's Emperor Palpatine.

>>87423177
The x-wing series of books were okay. They were fairly grounded and never relied too heavily on big names from the movies.

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>>87412375
>>87414118

Shit meme

>>87411402

Count Snokula, drinking force blood to heal himself

>>87414973

They're literally from "outside the galaxy" you stupid fuck.

How on earth is intergalactic travel within a galaxy acceptable to you, but you lose your shit over travel between galaxies? It's all a fantastic bending of actual physical convention.

>>87423177
Did you know, story-wise, Jedi Academy and T.H.U.G are the same game?
Rosh Penin = Eric Sparrow
Jaden Korr = Protag
Luke = Tony
Kyle = Stacy Peralta
Tavion = Bam Margera

>captcha: Bus Stop Spurgin

>>87414973

Watch AotC

The Star Wars galaxy has 2 nearby dwarf galaxies

Kamino is literally in the void between galaxies

>>87411764
Mace wasn't grey at all. He was one of the purest fucking Jedi out there, stuck to the code, made the dark side his bitch, learned how to decimate people in lightsaber duels in a time where no one fucking fought saber to saber. He was the best Jedi on the council, actually did shit unlike fucking YODUR

>>87424742

Not to mention

>Intergalactic Banking Clan

>>87411402
>he's just some dude

wooooowwww

Snoke is:

An original character
Has no force powers
Not a sith lord
Not a dark side user
Just rich and powerful
Likes gold

He looks like Rubber Johnny.

>>87411402
why this niggas head so weird?

>>87424970
And if he has no force powers why Kylo is his aprentice?

What is he teaching to Kylo?

>>87421828
OH

BECAUSE HE'S MYSTERIOUS AND NO-ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS

I GET IT

BRAVO DISNEY, A DARING SYNTHESIS

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Reminder that 2003 Clone Wars Grievous is what General Grievous should've been, not the weak ass shit George gave us in Revenge of the Shit and the 2008 Clone Wars. Also, I thought he looked better with a white cape instead of a black one.

>>87425079
The art of the deal.

>>87411402
looks like the vilain in some bad capshit like green lantern

>>87425221
The character was invented to sell toys and had to be killed off halfway into the same movie where he was introduced so he wouldn't get in the way of the story's more important conflicts. Making him not suck would have been a tall order for anyone; a hack like Lucas never had a chance.

>>87425221
Will star wars ever reach this level of kino ever again?

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He looks like a deformed, benign, old man.

>>87411402
I really hate what this franchise is becoming.

>>87425079
Turning someone to the dark side doesn't require using the force. You just have to persuade them well enough.

>>87424769
Mace absolutely totally was almost grey. He used anger and emotion to strengthen himself but had incredible discipline to maintain control and moral purity.

>>87425376
That doesn't have any sense with all the Star Wars history. The master is always stronger than the aprentice. If not why Kylo will bow before him?

>>87425221
but Grievous was fine in the movie.
He had collected lightsabers, and actually put up a fight against Obi Wan which gets the point across.
And I'm not watching some shitty cartoon

>>87411468
it's disney star wars who cares

>>87425480
All it takes to turn to the dark side is the force user in question tapping into the force for the wrong reasons. Hell, most of why Anakin turned was because of what he did to Padme. She didn't exert the force on him to turn him.

>>87425337
Cant believe im missing the prequels

>>87411402
>They had no plans for where the story was going to go after The Force Awakens
>that means no Snoke backstory was planned, or an explanation why Rey is so gifted, or all the flashbacks of her being left on Jakku

I'm starting to believe what people say about JJ Abrahms.

>>87425721
In the new Empire magazine coming out, Rian talks about how he had to come with why Luke was even on the island

>>87425621
Yeah, I know but you forgot that he accepted being the apretince of Sheev also because Sheev told him he knew the power to save Padme and he also saw that Sheev was poweful when he killed Mace Windu.

>>87411468

"Master Skywalker, what are we going to do?"

>>87412085
I actually really like it. It's simple and doesn't imply anything. It's not a goofy evil sounding joke like most Sith names.

>>87412171
>>87412272
>Im talking about the new movies.

Okay, then how about Vaders castle on Rogue One? An EU location set on a prequels planet in the most recent star wars movie.

>>87413482
Kylo Ren is one of the worst names they've come up with yet. Sounds like the MMO character name of a 14 year old

>>87411790
a grey is a grey alien, he didnt mean grey jedi

>>87426176
>sith leader
>sith

>>87426160
Benjamin Solo Skywalker

>>87424769
He used emotion to gain strength. that's why his lightsaber was purple. He gained strength from both sides, but he wasn't a grey jedi.

>>87425376
Well then what did Snoke mean when he said he would "finish" Kylo's training?

>>87411402
this whole thread is prequelfags grasping at straws to complain about something with the new films

>>87415425
The main issue with midichlorians is that most people didn't understand the concept. A person's strength in the force isn't determined by the ammount of medicholorians they have. The ammount of medicholorians in their blood is merely an *indicator* of their potential force in the strength. They themselves are not the force, they are just a lifeform that is attracted to the force, and thus they can be used to measure it to some extent. Qui Gon explains this pretty clearly in TPM, but for some reason most people mis-interpret it and act like it destroyed the concept of the force. When you look at the concept for what it actually is, its really pretty harmless.

>>87426301
You seem to have a misunderstanding about the force. One force user does not need to exert his or her force use on another force user for them to turn dark or light.
Snoke literally just has to find knowledge about the training to tell Kylo what to do. It's all up to Kylo to figure it out on his own during the training.

>>87415698
He tries to posses Rey, but Rey is able to imprison Snoke's spirit inside her body through sheer willpower. She then goes into exile on the same island Luke was on.

Screencap this.

>>87426397
You are trying to hard. That theory of yours doesn't have any sense. So what will do Snoke in the movies then? He will run and fire a lasergun or maybe he has powerful weapons like Batman??

>>87426467
He will run the First Order, of which Kylo is a part. He doesn't need to do anything else.

>>87415713
You do know that he turns into Darth Vader later on, right?

It's almost like his erratic behavior and emotional outbursts in the prequels were signs of his borderline personality disorder, which is what made it so easy for Palpatine to turn him against his friends.

But nah, fuck George Lucas, right guys?

>>87426491
So he wont have a duel??

He will die in some explosion or something?

It's like they tried to make him realistic but ended up making him look more like a cartoon. Looks like the airheads candy logo.

>>87426528
Kylo will do the dueling, as will Snoke's Praetorian guards. Just like how Palpatine did fuck all in the OT.

>>87425221
>Squares off against 4 jedi masters

He was damn op and the series needs shit like him

>>87418766
>But that was true of the OT and PT too

Was it, now? Let's take a look.

Heroes in the prequel trilogy
>Anakin Skywalker (White male)
>Obi-Wan Kenobi (White male)
>Padme Amidala (White female)
>Captain Panaka (Black male)
>Qui-Gon Jinn (White male)
>Jar Jar Binks (Alien male)
>Mace Windu (Black male)
>Yoda (Alien male)

Villains in the prequel trilogy
>Nute Gunray (Alien male)
>Darth Maul (Alien male)
>Zam Wessel (White female)
>Count Dooku (White male)
>Darth Sidious (White male)
>Jango Fett (New Zealand male)
>General Grievous (Cyborg/alien male)

A good ensemble of characters that isn't defined by their race, gender, or even their species.

Now let's look at Nu-Star Wars.

Heroes in Disney Star Wars
>Rey (White female)
>Finn (Black male)
>Poe Dameron (Latino male)
>Jyn Erso (White female)
>Iden Versio (Brown female)

Villains in Disney Star Wars
>Kylo Ren (White male)
>Snoke (White male)
>Captain Phasma (White female)
>General Hux (White male
>Director Krennic (White male)

>3/5 heroes in Disney Star Wars are female
>3/5 heroes in Disney Star Wars are brown
>4/5 villains in Disney Star Wars are male
>All villains in Disney Star Wars are white

Starting to see the pattern (((they))) have set for us? It really makes you think...

>>87426577
Buy Palpatine fought at the end.

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Can someone remind me why General Hux is so fucking young for a general? And why are all the First order uniforms so fucking stupid looking compared to Empire ones?

I genuinely feel like the original Empire was more morally grey and believable than the First Order, which is quite literally just space nazis headed by angsty teens.

>>87426436
That makes a fuck ton of sense actually. That's why Kylo couldn't beat Rey. Kylo wasn't really trained at all.

>>87426643
>shooting lightning at two battle-weary people who don't fight back
Gee what a harsh fight

>>87422143
>Sheev was a little fuck you to Disney from the EU writers

Really, cause it sure felt like a "fuck you" to the fans. If the EU writers wanted to piss off Disney and please the fans they would have named him Cosinga.

>>87426685
From what I read his dad was or is a member of the "Highest First Order." Basically the Illuminati.

>>87425221
I couldn't agree more.

Fuck Dave Filoni for ruining that.

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>>87425221
Ya he was my favorite character as a kid from that series alone

Wtf happened to him

>>87425501
>He had collected lightsabers
An idea introduced in and borrowed from that "shitty cartoon" you wont watch.

My god you are fucking dumb.

>>87426835
George lucas already did it in revenge of the sith, don't blame Filoni

>>87417907
This, I mean fucking dragon Ball did it better with power levels and people being able to sense them.

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Palpatine's behind it all

>>87426896
Grevious had to be all fucked up and slow in episode 3 because Mace crushed his ribs in Clone Wars. That makes sense.

Filoni, on the other hand, had a perfect opportunity to recapture the lightning fast demon Grevous portrayed in the cartoon, and instead he gave us the most generic mustache twirling villian-of-the-week imaginable.

So yeah, fuck Dave Filoni. I hope his fake cowboy hat cuts off circulation to his fat head and he gets a brain tumor. It would probably improve his writing.

>>87427041
What did sheev get rhinoplasty or something?

>>87414038
yoda/dooku

His forehead is a question mark because even the writers room hasn't figured out who he is yet. If they can keep a director maybe that person will figure it out.

>>87426249
This one always bugged me because neither Han nor Leia really knew Obi Wan. Han had just met him and Leia didn't even get to meet him. So why name your kid after an old dude your brother hung out with?

>>87424742
Kamino is canonically not from a different galaxy. It is between two systems mate...

>>87426350
This. Midichlorians do not influence the force in any way. But they are a good way of studying the Living Force

>>87426607
>this /pol/ pasta again

>>87412048
>being wrong on both counts

>>87421828
He's the riddler. This has been Disney subtly showing that they will soon aquire the DCU IP

>>87413688
i've watched every episode of game of thrones once. exactly one time each.

i saw TFA in theaters. once

i downloaded rogue one and watched it one time, while distracted by my phone

i don't really talk about them that much. mostly shitposting

>>87425408
Emotion is a necessary part of being a Jedi. But for whatever retarded reason they expect people to turn off their emotions, not gain mastery of them. It's only rational to feel angry sometimes, or sad, etc, and mace knows this.

This doesn't make him a Grey Jedi for fucks sake. They're about gay shit like acting impulsively and expecting to get away with it. Mace was still calculating, stalwart and honoring the code.

Don't start with me man I'm a turbo autist about star wars .

>>87428979
>They're about gay shit like acting impulsively and expecting to get away with it.
That's not even remotely what being a grey Jedi means...