Holy shit I never do it but im currently watching this piece

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should i calm myself down or is there more of this stupid shit there

like reanimating some fucking cell from mars by changing the contents of atmsophere in a jar

by manually

fucking

tweaking

valves

HOLY SHIT

and reynolds going around smiling like a retard

please help me bear this shit, anons please

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and sending a disabled black man to space isnt the first thing nasa would do, right?

isnt it like the last fucking thing? sending disabled people on the fucking orbit

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and wouldnt it be nice if the movie consisted of discovering an alien, growing it and then reealising it wasnt agressive, it wasnt trying to kill us all but to communicate and live?

like, not fucking alien ripoff maybe?

please send help

>>87411184
sorry anon, hollywood can't into science. even basic high school physics is tenuously understood.
that's my conclusion after seeing the 'you can light oxygen on fire since it magically turns into fuel' bullshit meme for the 734th time.

Life >>>>>>>>>> Alien

Deal with it.

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>the shit magically knows the sharp object will penetrate something
>grabs it and goes to penetrate the glove

>fuck the physics im just gonna push aganist the side of a glove to penetrate the glove


who wrote this shit

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>>87410867
The placement of the names on this poster really rustles my jimmies

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>lost contact

why

how in the fuck do you lose contact with earth while orbiting it

FUCK THIS SHIT FUCKING FUCK

heeeeeeeelp

>>87412296
too much electrical infetterence

>>87410867
>HOW DUMB WAS THAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

You might not have noticed this, but the name Ryan Reynolds was written in the poster and the credits. So next time you see that name, don't watch the movie. It is always going to be a stupid dumb movie.

>>87410867
I would REALLY like the have sex with Rebecca Ferguson. Hope that helps.

>>87412894
that might be right actually

>>87411369
but it wasnt aggressive until they started SHOCKING the fucking thing anon.Thing was just using self defense.

>>87410867
is this whole post a version of '''''live tweeting''''''?! Just watch the fucking movie THEN come back and write a good long post on it and site sources on all the 'stuff they got wrong'.

>>87413156
i usually dont tweet like this

but holy shit this was shit

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the only good thing about this piece of shit was the ending song because it brought me back to Apollo 13

>>87410867
this movie is indeed utter garbage. holy fuck it's terrible.

>>87410867

holy fuck,

that movie was shit. Prob the worst movie of the year. The music was shit. The acting was shit.

The ending was okay

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>>87415009
>The ending was okay
no it wasn't

>>87411278
>>87411369
Muh dik

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>>87415184
want more? bump the thread for more opinions about shit shit film

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>>87412895
>Rebecca Ferguson

can't blame you anon