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MAKE

BAJOR

GREAT

AGAIN

where do I find a gf who likes star trek

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>>87410732
On /tv/

>>87410754
>gf

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>>87410700

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>Sometimes, you gotta roll the Shap Six
How would the TNG crew have handled playing Chula?

>>87410754
Is that CHase Masterso / Leeta on the left?

>>87410754
>Che Guevara Kira shirt
>choker
>unironically wearing that Bajoran earring
bashirfaggot was a mistake

>>87410832
I like the earring

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>>87410658
>comfy
has a spooky skeleton

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>>87410754
what the fuck is that on the right

>>87410754
>>87410821
Oh god, I thought it was Renee Aubergine in a dress

>>87410658
OP, I'm curious as to why you posted another trek thread >>87410741 right after posting this one?

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which kirk rape scene was your favorite

>>87410883
Bashirfaggot's husband's wife

>>87410899
what?

>>87410832
Haha is that really her?

>>87410990
>her

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>>87410990
>her

>>87410899
that was me and i made it right after the last one i didn't see this one

>>87410821
What's left of her.

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>>87410732
You don't.

>>87411015
>>87410754
ehh
I would

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So sad

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Did you know you can just hide all my posts?

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>>87411089
grim, Rom was cheated

>>87410898
Rene Abombojono is handsome, fuck you

>>87411162
Or you could stop using a trip

That seems like a lot less effort overall

>>87411162
did you know you can post on 4chan without a trip?

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He did nothing wrong

hmm
upon further research if I wanted a gf who likes star trek, they'd have to be a transgender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xx_iNOaX0

oh well

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Sid went full camp towards the end of this. And not in a good way.

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>>87411251

>>87411264
Half way through S6 they all stopped caring. It's weird

>>87411251
>open thumbnail
>close thumbnail

No thanks.

>>87411251
That's a great tranny voice though.

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>>87411203
>>87411213
I love Trip though. Why would I post without him?

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>>87411315

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>>87411162
show us your tits you gap toothed bitch

>>87411251
We shouldn't enable the mentally ill but help them overcome it.

It's been odd watching our timeline tickle the absurd then go full bizarro in a matter of 10 years

>>87411301
>Put all that effort into sounding feminine
>Will forever look like a bloke in a wig

Sometimes I wonder why they even bother, at least ugly women are still women

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>>87411356

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>riker, his belt in ruin
>riker, at the dinner table

>>87411408
This episode was weird, the way the way pampering Alex and having Mrs. Troi teach him to be a hedonist.

Didn't like a second of it.

>>87411485
I felt very uncomfortable watching it

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life will never be as comfy as it used to be

>>87411425
>Jadzia, her legs wide

Please don't bully Bashirfaggot. She actually posts funny and interesting things, and is pretty cute too.

t. BFIDF

>>87411598
Scott Dadkula was the comfiest. Him and Picard were peak comfy.

>>87411598
>captain archer will never be your dad

>>87411628
>she

>>87411628
The point of taking your trip off was to stop posting stuff like this

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>water polo
The only sport without black people

>>87411628
>Bashirfaggot
>funny and interesting

Pick one

>>87411015
She (male) is CUTE!

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>>87411732
*styles on you under water*

>>87411628
Xher anecdotes are interesting but xhe posts weird gay stuff from time to time that I realize only half way through reading the post until I realize the voice in my head is reading allowed this gayness.

Please stop that. Only fat Frakes is allowed.

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Scoot Dracula

>>87411763
>Genai got involved in water polo by accident, following the whistles to what he thought was a basketball game and ended up at the pool at the age of 15.

fucking lol

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>hey ensign, hows your sister doing?

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>>87411753
Her Damar and Weyoun sexromp fanfic is top lel

>>87411837
I TOLD YOU GUYS HE WAS JUST BULKING!

>>87411837
f-fine s-sir.. I .. uh

You into obese middle eastern men bashirfaggot? I can rp as bashir for you.

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>>87411875

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>>87411875
On a scale of 1 to Will Riker how obese are you ecactly?

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>>87412013
How can RIker be fat when he's a master of the ultimate martial art?

Bashirfaggot is someone I hate, but they do have some top quality shitposts.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_WMSqZDUkM

>>87411315
I've met Connor Trinneer at a convention before.
Really nice guy, I thought I was gonna melt.

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>>87412144
He and Dom Keating are acting as two very nice chaps but in reality they smoke and talk shit about the franchise at after parties.

>>87412045
He incorporates sumo techniques.

>>87412207
>when you get turnt up at Risa

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>>87412053
Damn Bashirfaggot you a nasty ass looking possible transsexual and I hate you, but that shitpost game is ridiculous.

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>>87412013
I'd say I'm about 2.5 peak rikers.

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>>87412244
>when dey was drag niggas out for ya' tek

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>>87412256
Bitch you lucky you're the only tripfag we have

>>87412256
Don't you ever reply to my posts again you scum.

>>87412283
he's like 6'2, too. Are you accounting for height?

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>>87410658
NO TE PREOCUPA NO TE PREOCUPA

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>>87412292
oh shi-

>>87412318
oh my god bad boy mirror bashir is best. I haven't had that boner before.

>>87412207
>in reality they smoke and talk shit about the franchise
Sounds like they'd fit in perfectly here.

>>87411812
top 10 best TV daddies

>>87412283
>Riker_belts_Shickadance.png

>>87410754

who's the sea of wrinkles on the left?

>>87412318
>who is mentalcrash

>>87412438
leta?

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>>87412438

>>87412438
Bev Crusher

>>87410754
She looks closer to a ferengi now.

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>>87412461
90% padding.

>>87412510
Leeta was presented as a titty-monster

Chase Masterson's tits were....disapointing, to say the least

The age of push up bras concealed many secrets

>>87412461
>>87412453

Holy shit, is that what Ferengi dick does to you?

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>Cap'n... he wants us to *what*?
>As long as you say "no homo", Trip.

>>87412541
That and she was literally surrounded by midgets.

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>>87412371
He looks amazing with facial hair.

>>87412613

Siddig is indeed wine tier.

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Amazing how sexy they made Gates look in Star Trek: Genesis

https://youtu.be/ceElG0c2CsM?t=30s

>>87412613
God I know it, I remember seeing him in Syriana. Unf.

>>87412541
Just searched to find some topless photos of her and I think I shed a tear, they have to be the most disappointing tits I've ever seen.

>>87412741
sansa was in star trek?

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>>87410658
So, I hear we've finally got a new Trek show premiering this month, nearly 12 years since Enterprise ended. I'm cautiously optimistic that it'll be a worthy addition to science fiction.


... oh and I guess Discovery is premiering at some point too. So, yeah, that's a thing.

>>87412741
She looks literally plastic.

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>>87412567
Oh man who wouldn't jump to have sex with an anonymous stranger over the internet asking you if you are a prostitute? I would be crazy not to take you up on your tantalizing offer.

>>87412876
what about me? the obese guy.

So do all the Star Trek actors just come here to make fun of each other now?

>>87412811
And that post actually sounded like it was written as a "joke" by Macfarlane, well done.

>>87412816
your a asshole dude

>>87412921
Shut up, Wil

>>87412905
This a Star Trek thread buddy you'll have to be more specific

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>>87412811
Eh... I'm not expecting great things... but at worst it sounds like it'll be a relatively unoffensive homage to Trek.

Anything beats the fucking abomination that STD is shaping up to be

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>>87412978
i laughed

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>>87412905
ALLAHU~
snackbar

>>87412921
Shatner only posts in Sheev threads.

>>87413005
I seriously don't understand this. They literally took every facial feature that stands out in niggers and magnified them x100. How the fuck are they getting away with this??

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>>87412921
You should know this answer, Denise. You directed a hit-piece not once but twice on the entire fandom.

You were and always are irrelevant. And you remind me of the camslut kittens

>>87412948
She looks better without a half inch of makeup caked on her.

>>87412144
Is his hair as primo as it looks?

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>>87413005
Those fucking Klingons

>>87413082
WE WUZ KLINGONS AN SHIET!

>>87413137
Am I the only one who thinks the new Klingons look like hyper-Congo/WeWuzKangz bushmen?

Huge nostrils, big fat lips.. and the minute you point it out some shill will scream "RACIST!" to shut you up.

>>87413192
Am I the only one who thinks the new Klingons look pretty cool?

Huge ridges, big fat Bat'Leths.. and the minute you seem the scream "QaPLA!" you shut up.

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>>87412796
>Just searched to find some topless photos of her

We've all been there bro

>>87413192
That's exactly what I think when I see them

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>>87413019
>dat keffiyeh

Allah forgive me I am weak.

>>87412796
They're those flapper tits, like just a flapjack with a big nipple on top of them.

Very disappointing, but Marina Sirtis' tits are nearly perfect.

>>87413309
How much per lay?

>>87413354
He's a sheikh, he just does the "shoot very high with the first offer" tactic.

I've seen it before. You take lower middle class women and just throw out a quick number like "$4,000 and that's my best offer" and they usually bite unless they are married.

>mmm commander i love chocolate ice cream mmphhhh

I hate troi

>>87413430
hahaha they'd probably do it for half that. How much did you win in that lottery?

>>87413430
That's just plain fiscally irresponsible.

>>87413456
£126,000,000

They'd do it for a lot less, but they'd also warn the rest off. And ASMR pussy really is the best kind.

>>87413271
They're not bad, just not as big as they appear on tv. God it's like all of you Star Trek fans have never seen woman naked in real life.

Though I want some advice on what I should show my girl friend as her first bit of Star Trek I showed my ex my fave episode, city on the edge of forever and she just laughed at the end. So I'm nervous as to what I should introduce her with, I'm thinking devil in the dark but I dunno, should I just start with TNG?

>>87413432
>mmpphhh this *burps* chocolate ice cream is so mmff good *brrrraaaaaaappp*

>>87413479
god damn. can i have some free money please?

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>>87413476
Rule of Acquisition 69: Pay prostitutes only what they're worth, which is usually nothing.

>>87411264
What episode?

>>87413479
nice dude. totally jelly. also you get to keep it all right? over here half of what you win gets taxed

>>87413490
Try some of the best TNG episodes. Maybe Chain of Command if you want to show her more serious stuff from the show. Or The Measure of a Man.

>>87413432
>>87413533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu3qDNnPKSs

2lewd4me

>>87413551
l'passager

>>87413551
that one where he gets possessed by some criminal a bounty hunter was transporting in a blowing up ship?

>>87413552
Removing tax on gambling winnings was literally the only thing Gordon Brown did right

>>87413479
Are you one of these?

https://www.lottoland.ie/magazine/the-top-5-biggest-euromillions-winners-of-all-time.html

>>87413609
I wish

>le top 15 face

>hail them

is this a black metal show?

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>>87413710
heh that's where you are wrong kiddo

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are there any vampire races / characters in Star Trek? or would that go too much against Roddenberry's """""vision"""

>>87413573
I was thinking that maybe do a best of TNG run than go into DS9. Though I would like to show her the original crew I'm trying to think how much someone needs to see space seed to watch wrath of khan.

>>87413782
Remans
they're from Nemesis tho so people ree about them

>>87413831
season 2 ep 8 is really good then right after measure of a man

>>87413831
>best of TNG run
sure, if she likes it then you can go back and watch it from the start. Though I've always felt it's easier to get into TNG (or even the other series) if you see the shittier episodes intetwined with the good ones.

>>87413339
Drunk Marina shoved my face into her cleavage at a convention in 1994.

>>87413490
Try and find an episode that really stands on its own. Something where someone with no understanding of anything about the universe or the characters can still watch and enjoy it.

Measure of a Man is a good example for TNG, Duet for DS9, etc.

>>87413831
>I'm trying to think how much someone needs to see space seed to watch wrath of khan.
You don't. Everything important about Space Seed is summed up by Khan in one line of dialog.

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ITT: They will do nothing wrong

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>>87410658
WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT RITA

>>87414113
GIT ER DONE

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>>87414126
OH MISTER JEFFRIES YOU ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD

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>>87414126
A. FUCKING. TEAPOT.

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Captain Picard, I'm Romulus

>>87414126
8

>>87414200
why would someone clone a man before dumping him off the planet?

Im 12 episodes in DS9 and its still way behinf TNG in quality. When does it pick up? I feel like last 2 TNG episodes I saw were the best ever (Chase).

Why does SIsko sound like he wants to sing everything hes saying?

>>87414248
duet is the first best ds9 ep

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What kind if hack director ruins an entire series with an ambiguous and lazy last episode that makes no sense? Why would he mock the death of a legend like Leonard Nimmoy by turning him into a fucking tea kettle?

>>87414248
>>87414277
This, Duet. The entire first season is bullshit to establish the characters and setting.

>>87414248
Last couple episodes are pretty good, but the first big chunk of season one is shit. Show starts to get genuinely and consistently good about a third of the way into season 2, and season three on is where it hits its stride.

Look up a guide online guide and see which episodes you can outright skip (there are plenty in the early seasons)

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PROMENADE

>>87411408

literally me

>>87414379
if any one wants a guide
https://imgur.com/a/XwHGU

What is the South Africa of Star Trek?

>>87414248
these are common criticisms of DS9, especially early on. if i remember correctly, season 3 or 4 is where it starts to really pick up, and season 5 is definitely the best. you kind of just have to wait for sisko to get into this mindset where he doesn't give a fuck so much anymore. he'll have a beard/goatee thing. it'll be obvious.

be forewarned, though, that DS9 is good for very different reasons than the other shows. DS9 has multi-episode story arcs out the ass. in TNG and elsewhere, the longest you ever had to deal with the plot points of a given episode would be like... the next episode, if it was a two-parter. in DS9 it's not uncommon for a story to continue through the entire season.

Also, the federation is portrayed as less morally perfect than in other shows. they're not cast as heels or anything, but there's another side to arguments and you sometimes see it. and protagonist characters have conflicts in DS9. the only time you see main characters in conflict in TNG or most other trek shows is if there's a virus or nanotechnology or something that magically makes everyone adversarial. not so in DS9.

these all make DS9 feel very different from TNG, so you might go through all this trouble to get to season 5 (which i think is worth it!) but still feel like it's just too not-star-trek-y for you. if all of the above sounds like it's not what you're looking for, then you might not like ds9 anyway. you'd be missing out, but that's your call

>>87412613

Shame they barely used him in GoT.

They gave that Goblin Arya so much screen time instead.

>>87414499
Vagra II

>>87414514
hypocrisy is a running theme throughout DS9. Nobody's the sort of hero you'd get out of any TNG character.

>>87411015
It's a man baby

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>>87414514

>>87414656
a cute one

>>87414692
>spend an entire season raging at Eddington for betraying the uniform and Starfleet ideals

>voluntarily complicit in murder of a diplomat in order to escalate a war

Sisko was a cunt.

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You have 10 seconds to justify Data losing to Troi at space-chess without blaming bad writing

>>87414755
see >>87414641

Everyone compromises in DS9. The alpha quadrant is at stake.

>>87414762
he was processing how nasty marina will look in only 20 years

>>87414762
She cheated

>>87414762
She was channeling Bobby Fisher.

>>87414484
>guide
>completely disregards all the seasons of Voyager after the show actually became watchable

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>>87414803
He knew she was gonna look eww nasty.

>>87414872
do you have a voyager guide? getting really tired of waiting for 7/9 to show up

>>87414910
>getting really tired of waiting for 7/9's tits and ass to show up
ftfy

>>87414890
she look like the type of woman who could suck your dick through a twisty straw and then read your future desu

>>87414910
>he thinks 7/9 made Voyager good

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>87414762
3D-chess isn't as hard as it appears to be, Kirk also almost (or does? can't remember) beat Spock. There are more complex games available to them.

>>87414499
Bajor.

>>87414998
I thought that was Pakistan and the Cardies were Israel

>>87414314
Ambiguous?

>>87414532
I remember being so excited when I heard he was cast.
everything sucks

>>87415021
If that was true, wouldn't the Cardies still be there?

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>>87410700
dubs confirmed. Hillary is a heretic that worships demons and only cares about her power.

>ding dong
>excuse madam. do you have a moment to talk about The Founders?
>They've come from the Gamma Quadrant to save us.

I wish I was klingon IRL.

>>87415304
nerd

>>87415304
You can only be a STD Klingon.

>>87414942
Nope. She looks like an old, saggy, haggy, baggy, smelly cunt.

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>>87415373

>>87415304
Just join ISIS

>>87414947
Kirk beat Spock in Kirk's very first episode.

>>87410700
Doesn't that mean Trump is Dukat?

>>87415124
>still talking about Hillary after she lost
Kek anything to take your mind off the current trainwreck in office eh?

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kirk is probably the strongest captain in terms of hand to hand combat correct?

Star Trek: Klingons
>Chancellor Martok's reforms have done wonders for the empire.
>though his old age has brought out old enemies.
>a conspiracy of noble houses that lost a lot under the reforms.
>alien subject races of the empire. that have allied to free themselves from the empire
>there is also new threat on the klingon's beta quadrant frontier.

>>87416048
Yes, but Picard can do the Vulcan neck pinch.

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>>87416008
According to Ira he literally is, which is sad because Dukat is way smarter than Trump. I fucking LOVE Dukat and I hate the fact he got shat all over because audiences are supposed to hate the bad guy.

>>87415187
>Hello... my name is Elder Weyoun... and I would like to share with you the most amazing book...

>>87413542
Wrong.

69 is "Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races."

>>87416106
shit i always wondered why picard could do that when two other captains had vulcan officers serving on their bridge

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>>87416008
Eerie

>>87416147
Because he mind-melded with Spock's dad.
IIRC Archer could also do it after the stuff where Surak was in his mind.

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>>87416044
Hillary won't shut up about the election.

She just blamed Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden for her loss.

Biden/
>he didn't do anything for the middle class while vice president
Sanders
>calling her crooked in the primary.

>>87411251
This is why you should skip Voyager
TOS-TNG-DS9-ENT

>>87416189
Just like Bajorans wouldn't shut up about the occupation.

>>87416189
Well it was her turn.

It'd be nice if someone made an abridged version of Voyager that was just all of the good episodes.

>>87411251
Trannies without dicks, why?

>>87416268
But then we miss out on such hard hitting episodes like, 'Threshold'.

>>87416008
>Winn is Clinton
>Dukat is Trump
>meaning at some point Clinton and Trump will fuck and try to release evil into the world.
had a mild kek at that image

>>87416119
what made Weyoun better than the other Vorta. was that creepy fanatical faith he had in the Founders.

one vorta betrayed the founders and his gem'hadar. thinking he could get a comfy prison room in the Federation.

one vorta was sad that she her founder died. yet she wasn't suicidal like the gem'hadar.

one vorta seemed rather bored and annoyed with his duties.

Weyouns on the other hand. They really believe. Even the traitor Weyoun still justified his betrayal through his Faith in the Founder.

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>>87416268
Here you go, senpai

>>87416326
>every borg episode is essential for the overarching plot
>almost all of them are complete garbage

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Tuvix is unironically one of my favorite episodes of Star Trek.

>>87416436
Yeah but it's well established that tripfats are dumb.

YOU BETRAYED YOUR UNIFORM!

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>>87416436
>steven universe
get off my bridge

>>87416115
The Tuvix problem should have been solved with a phaser blast to the head, without hesitation, thereby removing three major annoyances with a single shot.

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>>87416115
>no goyim! stop liking that nazi!
>i don't care if he's more interesting than the heroes, you can't like him!
>he worships demons!
>he is literally satan and also hitler!
>stop liking him!
that's how his arc felt to me.

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>>87416524
fuck bajorans

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>tfw you will never be Dukat's comfort woman

>>87416490
You didn't like Tuvok?

I thought he was neat.

>>87416436
Starfleet should have weaponized that plant.

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>>87416581
when Dukat cranked called Kira in the middle of the night. Just to tell her that he banged her mom and she ran away to be his lover.

>>87416651
iconic scene desu

>>87416651
>shit was so cash

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>>87416490
Neelix is pretty alright. The episode where he dies, 7 brings him back to life with nanomachines son, and then he becomes a nihilist is really fucking good...for a Voyager episode.

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>>87416524
You'd probably enjoy 'Man in the High Castle' then.

The entire series is literally
>Nyeh heh heh! This series will be sure to make people realize how evil and irredeemable Nazis are!
>Oh no! We've made the Nazi the most interesting, compelling, and sympathetic character in the show!

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>>87416651
>Ok, I'm only agreeing to bang you so my kids don't starve
>wtf i love the BCC now
absolute madman, how does Dukat do it?

>>87416048
Saiyan warriors cherish that move.

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>>87410700

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>>87416718
Any good villain worth their salt should still have human qualities about them. The worst bad guys are the ones who twirl their moustaches and tie women to train tracks for no reason. For a series as grey as DS9 they really wanted the divide between good and evil to be black and white by Season 6 which is a fucking shame.

>>87416831
Hey, you try losing by -2 million votes.

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Dr. Bashir, I'm FCA

>>87416698
Neelix was always tolerable when he was put into situations that were counter to his token role as the happy-go-lucky morale officer.

Jetrel reveals him as traumatized veteran, haunted by the death of his family and racked with survivor's guilt. Fair Trade portrays him as fallible, but earnest. Taking one reasonable-sounding step after another to prove his value to the crew only to wind up in over his head. Mortal Coil shows him struggling with a genuine crisis of faith.

>>87416831
she didn't even campaign in Wisconsin after the Primaries.

spent most the campaign at private fundraisers with rich people.

public apperaances were short and the media and voters were kept away from her.

9/11 disaster

email server

nazi frogs

she had a shit campaign

>>87416718
A man who does terrible things for the right reasons make for some of the best, most compelling villains.

Smith, despite being the antagonist, is probably the only character on the show I actually find myself rooting for.

>>87416863
good villains always think they're the hero.

Dukat always saw him self as a savior.
>i'll treat the bajorans better. they'll have to love me
>how dare they not love me after i end child labor and increase quality of life.
>i'll ally with the dominion. that'll Make Cardassia Great Again.

>>87416926
"basket of deplorables" was the moment she lost the election

>>87416754
Oh my God. I've seen that scene so many times I could actually hear the dramatic background music, in perfect sync, in my head as I watched that silent webm.

>>87416898
she won california and some yankee blue states by a larger margin than usual. Trump won where it mattered by slim margins.

It isn't Trump's fault he won a game of chess against someone playing checkers.

>>87416863
Isn't that right around the point the Breen became involved in the war. They're so mysterious I don't think black and white covers it for a prime directive fearing federation citizen.

>>87410754
holy cow, Leeta looks like hell. Time is a fucked up basterd

>>87417032
>she won california and some yankee blue states by a larger margin than usual. Trump won where it mattered by slim margins.
>
>It isn't Trump's fault he won a game of chess against someone playing checkers.

I'm not saying it isn't her fault, I'm saying her breakdown is understandable.

>>87410754
when did quark become a woman?
oh wait I remember that episode

>>87417111
It's only understandable in the context of the weird tumblr cult that was her core support. She lost before, too. Did she lash out irrationally then?

>>87417186
>She lost before, too.
To a guy her ideology required to win. Trump's win shits all over the entire liberal historiography.

>>87416718
they've gotten to the point where they're so obsessed with deconstructing and discrediting that they've started to deconstruct their own narratives. it's bizarre to see.

>>87417007
for you
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504741533454.webm

I never watched the series in what order should I do it?

>>87416898
Would that be the illegal immigrant or the registered corpse vote? Asking for a friend.

>>87417186
according to former secret service. hillary is a fifth of jack mean drunk with a temper kind of person in private. who went on long racist rants in private about that "nigger obama" that stole the nomination from her. she spent the entire time as SecState basically hating Obama and Obama knew.

there must have been some sort of massive deal to take hillary as secstate. I heard the senate democrats wanted her out. because she was demanding things that normally only really senior senators get.

>>87417355
Chronological

>>87417255
she on the popular vote in the 2008 primary too. yet the delegate count still had obama as the winner.

>>87417459
sounds right

>>87417355
TOS-TNG-DS9-VOY-ENT
or
TNG-DS9-VOY-TOS-ENT
or
TNG-TOS-DS9-VOY-ENT
or
ENT-TOS-TNG-DS9-VOY

honestly, there are many ways. If you like the 60s look, watch TOS first. If you want that late 80s/early 90s feeling, watch TNG first.

>>87417355
VOY TOS DS9 TNG ENT

>>87417356
That would be the dead pets vote, sir.

>>87417355
In ascending order of quality except DS9, then DS9.
So VOY-ENT-TNG/TOS-DS9

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>>87417616
My friend thanks you. Just kidding, I don't have any friends.

>>87414484
>The Conscience of the King
>Okay and not Great
That episode is the only work I've seen use Shakespeare to elevate itself rather than gloss over deficiencies.

>>87416863
After Waltz he was never the same, should've killed him off then and there, he would have been one of the greatest villains in fiction.

>>87410799
Data would have immediately figured it out

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>>87418347
Explain.

>>87419368
Star Trek is my favorite anime

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>>87419394
Mine is Yugioh.

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>>87419751
You didn't even pick the best one.

>>87420244
He's drinking prune juice.

Could just go for some prune juice right now

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>>87419510
Just when I thought you couldn't get any hotte, though the Star Trek manga is hilarious. My favorite anime is YuYu Hakusho

>>87419103
Chula is mostly RNG, Data wouldn't be better or worse at it than anyone else.

>>87420508
Chekov needs to be the blini cat and Sulu a neko-chan.

>>87419368
Was I the only one who shipped Geordie and Ro Laren? They had such good chemistry in this episode and he deserved to lose his virginity during the series.

>>87420562
I think the artist just googled Russian cats and drew Checkov as a blue Russian, what kinda cats would the TNG crew be? I can see Riker as a lil fat tuxedo cat and Worf as a big ol maine coon but I can't think of some for the rest

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I want one just so I can name it Odo.

>>87420798
Awww look it that cute little ball sack with nightmare hands.

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>>87412741
Crusherposter here. She doesn't look very good with all that makeup on.

>>87410883
Is Barclay /ourguy/

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>>87419394
frasier is my favorite anime

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>>87420508

>>87410754
Remember to wear hats and sunscreen

Who is the hottest Trekfu?

Seven of Nine
Bellanna Torres
Dax
T'Pol
Any of Kirk's on duty bitches.

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>>87421469
the only logical answer

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>>87414890
This unironically looks better.

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>>87421511
That face is literally deformed.

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>>87421511
Captain, I am detecting a silicone-based life form.

>>87421469
Seven, of course. Jeri Ryan is offensively attractive, and her bubbly demeanor IRL reminds me of an 18-20 year old girl who hasn't had her dreams shattered yet, or become jaded by the cock carousel.

>>87421658
>and her bubbly demeanor IRL reminds me of an 18-20 year old girl who hasn't had her dreams shattered yet, or become jaded by the cock carousel
Funny you should say that.
Still the correct choice.

>>87421838
Yeah, I know how ironic it is, especially given that she is the reason Obama became POTUS, but still.

Though, she did reject down her then-husband's depravity.

>>87421913
Jack Ryan is the reason, for being degenerate. Jeri is blameless.

>>87421658
>her bubbly demeanor IRL reminds me of an 18-20 year old girl who hasn't had her dreams shattered yet
I guarantee that changed after a decade of dealing with trekkies

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I don't remember Klinks having mind-rape devices in future series.

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>>87421965
True enough. Ah, my only fictional high-school crush

>>87410799
Space Kenny Powers.

Defiant vs voyager, same crews minus worf, who wins?

>>87414017
Half a life is good, inner light, too.

>>87422832
>dedicated warship versus science ship with a missile or two
They'd win with cheese.
CHEESE.

>>87414017
VOY: Prototype, Nemesis, The Thaw, the Space Oppenheimer one, the Space Mengele one, the one where the invisible aliens are experimenting on the crew.

>>87422832
>>87422967
The Defiant has a limited supply of torpedoes, whereas Voyager has an infinite supply of torpedoes. Voyager wins for sure.

Why didn't SIsko bang Kira to assert dominance when he first arrived on DS9

>>87423044
Voyager needs to mine planets to fabricate new torps.

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G'night errybody I've been here all day and it's been rad but I need to sleep see you guys (and gals) in the next thread

>>87414762
Data gave her a pity win

what the hell

opaka?

ow ow ow ow

HEY!

Jen?

YES?

Jennifer?

I'm sorry, did we meet last night as George's party?

George?

Jennifer?

Wait a minute

This is impossible

Are you ok?