/bb/ Big Brother 19

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1st for based meatballs

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>Paul is realizing josh might turn after how weird held been acting of not wanting to do his move this week (tie vote)
>after Jason leaves Paul will try to throw HoH to Alex who will be pissed Jason left and in the confusion get her to target josh
>Once josh leaves Paul will have Xmas, Alex, raven and Kevin all of whom don't like one another except they all like Paul and trust him
>Paul will have officially won the season at this point no question

>>87408693
>Bobby Moynihan
fake Artie Lange is FAAAAAAAAKE

>>87408693
>bobby told them this is the best season and cast in years and they all have tons of fans on the outside

professional comedian

apparently the veto comp is new

>>87409307
>trusting a highly forgettable SNL hack

>>87409053
This is the script and I'm checking out of the show until the finale. Bb really needs to find a way to cut the last third of the season down. This drags and feeds are shyte

>>87410263
cbs cares nothing about the feeds and are probably glad when people stop watching so they can save on bandwidth. what they do care about is getting 2 more weeks of shows (6) to sell ads to sponsors

its not going to happen

>>87409053
who are you quoting?

>>87410653
me

>>87410653
my ass

>>87409307
https://twitter.com/BBTruth/status/904839300864512001

>>87411379
our girl is psychic too? is there anything she cant do? except win bb

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>>87411379
>Josh thinks he is one of the most liked this season
>Season finale
>He doesn't even crack top 3 on AFP votes
>Borrows a phone and see's that he is actually hated by almost everyone and is a social media pariah and viewed as the biggest sheep in the house
>Goes home and finds out his entire family and their hair salon was wiped out by Irma
>Cody shows up behind him with an AR-15 and starts singing
AND A ONE AND A TWO, DA DA DAH DAH DAH DAH DA DA DA DA.

>>87411698
His family will be fine, they are gonna get deported by ICE before the hurricane hits

>>87411698
hes the only paulfag who will not be hated
he will receive the least hate from everybody

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>>87411826

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>kevin: they should have him back next year. They should have Paul on every season.

good pet, Kevin, here is your AFP, you deserve it

>>87411912
He'll receive the least hate from me as well because at least the fucker was fun to watch for a while which is what I care about. The rest of the Paulfags were selfish only caring about themselves and Paul and not about the viewer. Fuck them.

tfw the HGs don't know that Linkin Park died

>>87413367
Did they mention Linkin Park or something?
Or did their suicide conversation remind you?

whistle-nut going to dress up ole in victoria's secret lingerie

Jesus fucking christ.

Log onto feeds, cam 1 is Christmas saying "And those people can't do what I have done..."

Cam 2 Jason "And those people can't do what I have done..."

About their fitness and bullriding shit respectively

FUCK THESE PEOPLE. ITS ALL THEY TALK ABOUT. THEIR SHITTY BORING LIVES.

>>87413442
the latter

Leeeeel Kevin and Jason speculating about AFP and then talking more shit about Raven, such fun

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josh can't contain his homolust today

>>87408693
What happened to Christmases leg?

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>>87414030

>>87414192
What does this mean? Thats some Kanye fashion trend I missed?

>>87414325
oh god tonights episode is gonna be cringe isn't it?

>>87414766
you can say that about every episode this season

>>87414325
>>87414766
>>87414974
i havent watched an episode since the DE and im so glad i havent

>>87414325
>cbs has been getting a lot of heat from the press and viewers about the mob mentality and bullying of house guests with the most notable banging of pans together to cause 2 house guests to charge at josh
>cbs decides to make fun of the fans and articles about bullying by having their new hit comedy tv show star enter with pots and pans
they do realize this will just make people mad right? this hurts this guys career too. are they that hard up to try to paint josh and the mob as "goofy" and "wacky" instead of mean and vicious that they will sacrifice what little chance the new show had at viewership?

>>87415441
they can't pretend it was only one person being shitty like they did with aaryn since the whole house is being shitty, and they can't make the whole house look shitty in their edits because then nobody would go on the show

>>87415441
>internet fan base vs television audience

It's like you don't understand big brother or something..

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just watched BB7 for the first time. highly enjoyed it. can you guys recommend any other great seasons? i started watching at BB16

>>87414192
xmas is cute. CUTE!

>>87415825
drop bb16. 2, 10, 14, and 17 are far superior and it isnt close

>>87415825
BB2 if you liked Will on All-Stars
BB14 if you liked Boogie and Janelle
BB10 is good all newbies season

>>87415825
you must watch 10 before 14 though

Out of all the 19 seasons, how many of them would you consider "good" or "worth watching"?

For me it's not even half the seasons. Really shows how shitty this show is. If it wasn't for the feeds this show would be cancelled 5 years ago at least

how many bobby's till moynihan?

>>87416091
50 bobbys

>>87415916
yeah i meant i started watching live on TV with season 16, it was shit

>>87415939
>>87416005
definitely going to watch 10 and 14, thanks fellas

>>87410653
Production's scripting notes

>>87415825
Watch this
https://youtu.be/XUx8n8WWIgk

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>>87416350
>footfags

>>87416027
started watching in the middle of BB18, went back and watched all past seasons (except for BB1)

Seasons that were forgettable or outright bad for me were 4,5,9,11,13,16 and probably 18. I enjoyed OTT feeds for the most part but episodes are terrible.

>>87416655
you need to go outside right now

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>>87416452

>>87416684
NO

>>87416786
how fat are you? what went so wrong with your life this year

>Tfw the houseguests don't know about hurricane Harvey

>tfw meatball's family is gonna get hurricane enriched any minute now
feels good man

>>87416827
I'm 5'11 and 156lbs

>>87416937
you ignored the real question

>>87416933
not until sunday afternoon

>>87416684
stop lifestyleshaming me

Hey, I know most of us are girls here, but are there any NIGGERS?

>>87417229
i sometimes listen to rap music, does that count?

i miss jess. maybe we can pool some money together to send one of us out on a date with her. then the rest of us can just cry and fap

>>87417229
we are all unemployed black men

>>87417258
>>87417326
Oh okay. Thanks for letting me know.

>>87417229
fuck you

i dont even want to watch the show but i have nothing else to do. at least tomorrow i will be watching football instead

>>87417285
You don't give prostitutes money to date them

ARE YOU FELLAS READY FOR SOME CROSS PROMOTION TONIGHT?

>>87417466
what genius at cbs thought bobby moynihan as a lead was a draw to viewers?

So kevin or jason is on the block? good thing im not watching

bb (except this year) is the only (sometimes survivor) watchable show on cbs

>>87417572
dont ever post in this thread again

>>87417610
march madness is their best show every year

Donny will be on tonights RHAP which i know for a fact it will be better than tonight's episode.

>>87417610
I like when they play the football games on cbs

>>87416937
KING OF THE MANLETS

>>87417700
i only watch the livefeed shows

>>87417700
Do you think rob will ask what he thinks about the kevin comparisons? It's actually unfair to donny who's won shit.

>>87417700
>Donny will be on tonights RHAP
why?

>>87417520

He's a jew

haven't watched feeds or an ep in weeks what am I in for? that xmas DR was cringe

>jalex
it's kinda becoming ridiculous how they have to combine every pairs' names now. you should have to be fucking, or at least hand stuff to get that honor

>>87417851
>moynihan
>jew
/pol/ please go

WILL THE PUPPETMASTER FINALLY BE EXPOSED?

KEEP WATCHING TO FIND OUT!!!

>>87417258
Yes.

>>87417865
a lot of delusion and stupidity

they open the show with an alex DR saying she offered a two pawn strategy but they follow it with an alex DR saying she is confused by the noms

>>87417898
>>87417865

you arent actually watching the show are you?

all you are doing is validating grodner and paul

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BUT LIKE DUDE

>jason realizes too late what an idiot he was to trust a guy everyone trusts

>>87417931
my tv doesnt affect the ratings at all

Bobby Moynihan is funny as drunk uncle

wow josh's DR's are loud

>its a josh dr
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!

>>87417898
No one is onto Xmas. She did have a few big moves already which surprisingly went over with the house pretty well. Nobody suspects a thing and it's going to stay that way even after she makes it to f2. She's playing a perfect Ian tier game so far.

>talking in front of the hoh
>spreading information

Jason is confirmed mental patient

>they didnt show kevin saying it
wow production

Xmas is really ugly god damn

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>>87418042
>She did have a few big moves already

>using the same kevin footage this many times
do they hate kevin?

xmas isn't looking that horrid in that headband

they just spent 10 minutes acting like putting your 2 targets on the block is a genius strategy

Alex's great tits are on full display this episode

Goddamn Rape Clown and Tommy Pickles are fucking retarded.

>implying josh won't get cut in the DE before he can do anything

>>87418055
How hard was it to tell your family that you're gay?

>>87418119
>implying it's not.
You're guaranteed one goes home if the veto isn't used and even then there's a pretty good chance the replacement won't go.

>>87418170
>in the DE
oh yeah I completely forgot why I was watching today, it's because I want to watch the DE tomorrow

>>87418155
Everyone is fucking retarded, including Paul for thinking he's a genius for playing baby's first manipulation against an assortment of actual retards.

>>87418170
Alex will go before josh

Ya honestly I just turned it off, I feel actually guilty watching this shit. I want ratings to suffer.

>>87418155
all of them are
cody who just wanted to make his own 7-person bombsquad alliance to steamroll to jury looks like genius compared to them

wew that IT commercial wew

>>87418196
no shit? why did they spend 10 minutes trying to act like they're genius for that?
>we're not even bambozzling them, THEY'RE BAMBOOZLING THEMSELVES LMAO XDDDD

>>87418230
I mute it whenever paul or josh come on the screen because I don't want my neighbors to hear that I'm watching

>let's throw it to Paul

TOP KEK

>>87418252
Well it is a pretty smart plan tbqfhmgf(to be quite fairly honest my good famalan)

>throw the veto to paul to protect him
what a great season

>>87418325
It's a team game and you gotta look after your teammates :D

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>vanessa russo

>they finally aired it

It's confirmed, they are crowning paul as best of all time. There is nothing you can do about it.

OMG ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>that xmas DR
god damn she is retarded

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>DR feeding cuban retard lines so there will be an illusion of opposition in episodes

grodner is 10 steps ahead as always

What the fuck did Vanessa do her season? She lost to an aspie nerd gay boy

>production now feeding antipaul lines to josh
they are so desperate for drama now

>>87418399
God fucking dammit
That Dan gheesling comparison.
Just kill me now

>>87417719
pls no bully ;_;

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>i need Paul for my game so I can finish second place
I hate these people

>>87418450
preparing us for paul getting jeff's CBS interviewer job as well

PAUL IS LITERALLY PLAYING THE BEST GAME IN BIG HISTORY

JOSH CONFIRMED IT

BETTER THAN VANNESSA
BETTER THAN DERRICK
BETTER THAN DAN

WOW

>leah remini going to the kevin james show
woah

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>>87418490
here's your (You)

raven is still in the house?

finally a kevin dr

>>87418568
WEW

TEEVEE

>paul even going to get a guest star role on the new cbs comedy

They aren't even hiding their shit anymore

>/tv/

wtf cool!

urkel is the new chris tucker?

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>>87418595

get this low energy kike out of there

I'm unironically looking forward to that show

PAN-PAN!!

>he even gets to be in the dr
this season went to shit

who fucked up josh's haircut

raven btfo

Lol, jesus this is cringey.

hope bobby is high outta his mind in this

PAUL BTFO

Cody tried to get Paul out week 1 lol

BASED MOYNIHAN

THEY COULDN'T GET HIM OUT WEEK 1 YOU DUMB STUPID JEW FUCK YOU

Moynihan tellin' it like it is.

>paul giving the actor a friendship bracelet

KILL THIS FUCKING SEASON ALREADY

Based celeb.

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>BASED MOYNIHAN CALLING OUT THE HG FOR NOT GETTING RID OF PAUL

bobby is CUTE

RAVEN BTFO

Lol they basically had an outside party come in to state on record that these houseguests are idiots.

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literally who?

>>87418827
is that Urkel?

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>>87418827
Miki-chan's husbando

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>>87418827
shut up Devin. Bobbyposting made you obsolete

>survivor

LET'S GO

>>87418827
is that a nigger?

Why does she always kick?

damn i thought it was the laser comp

will it kick raven in the pacemaker

>>87418910

watch the nbombs pal.

Is this the Ethan Kike from H3H3?

sooooooo much filler

This has to be one of the shittiest sets they've ever come up with

hope alex just had a miscarriage

Alex getting punched over and over webm pls

is this the easiest memory comp of all time

this is a lame version of botb

shit comp heath

Ravens tits looking good

dat boobie jiggle tho

would be fun to watch live on ott, really meh comp on the show

this house is ridiculously stupid. they just have to memorize a 10 action sequence of 3 possible actions and they cant do it

i think if raven was a hot mess and masturbating on cam, i would probably be into it

>>87419157
only if we had a dedicated tittle jiggle cam

a great comp for filler

>>87418875
whoa. I never put two and two together

this is literally so much filler what a boring cast fuck you robyn kass

it really seems like alex doesn't think about anything for longer than a few seconds

Lmao

>am I supposed to throw this

the big brother twitter liked my tweet

>Alex doesn't know if she should win the veto while on the block

is she actually retarded

THAT LE WACKY AND CUHRAZY PAUL XD

lmao that guy wanted nothing to do with paul touching him

>>87419266
Yes, are you just now figuring that out?

this cast is so stupid, they'll probably accidentally vote paul out somehow

thoughts on the comp?
for me it was shit

>>87419300
I just don't understand how these people can be so dense

>>87419339
they were hired to lose to paul

>>87419325
it's new, so there's that.

did this season seriously end with jillian getting blindsided

>>87419377
actually ended before that

>>87419377
How many times does it have to be said? It ended when paul walked in the door

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>>87419339
miss me yet?

Josh really is going to cut Paul as a soon as he gets the chance. Please tell me he wins final 4 veto.

>>87419419
who that

>this is the moment Paul bumped up Josh on the chopping block

>what le heck josh how dare you doubt big dick paul

why doesn't josh just walk up the stairs if he wants to get away from the cripple

man they really shilling xmas

>>87419457
yeah bro they played the f4 veto yesterday, josh won its all over

it's official. i hate xmas more than josh

I love cunty Christmas

Please don't make me start rooting for josh... I hate him so much

>>87419528
Josh has always been the most likable paulfag.

production trying to paint josh as the antipaul to keep viewers

>play your role josh
>d-don't think for yourself goy

>>87419528
you always should have

>jew jew what jew dew
what did she mean by this?

too little too late Josh

>>87419568
K I N O
I
N
O

>>87419557
>more likeable than keviin

>>87419603
yep

Q: What's "Fuck You" in Yiddish?
A: "Trust Me"

shout out to cbs for not showing the alex/kevin fight even tho they included the footage in the preview promo

>>87419636
ok memer

they literally cant get paul out until f4 this is absurd

>>87419658
They have to save something for tomorrows filler

>muh jury votes

josh, you either cut Paul and win or you don't and lose
there are not half-measures here

Josh can't even get votes to send Paul home anyways so taking a shot at him at this point in the game would be worthless. Paul is winning, that's it.

>>87419603
yes

imagine if the Ottomans had just finished the job

>except for one person

Again forgetting paul

>>87419695
tomorrow is DE

>>87419741
They will still pad it with brief footage

>Kevin: I still don't know why I'm on the block I did everything I was asked to do
sucking a midget's cock isn't how you win the game you old fucking faggot
>Josh: Paul is only looking out for his game that's selfish
SHITSKINS GET OFF MY FUCKING SHOW

>paul not being on the block
>3 week safety

>>87419709
kevin is literally the only likeable person on the entire cast

josh is a loudmouth moron who only does what his master and mistress tells him to do

Le wacky Raven dance xD

Seriously what else are they going to do to convince america paul is the best?

>>87419790
kevin is a faggot

was kevin in the episode?
didnt even noticed.

Wish everyone in the house knew the person who targets Paul will become 3x as popular as Paul when they get out of the house. Cody is about to clutch AFP just because he's anti-paul.

>>87419831
so are you but nobody is crying about it in the internets

a josh or Kevin HoH win during the DE would be interesting

>>87419790
>moron who only does what his master tells him to do
you just described kevin

>>87419865
T. Kevin's daughter
Are you the fat one?

>>87419875
>paul once again escapes eviction

Wow what a good DE

>>87419865
you just did

>>87419896
im the one with the jaw like bruce willis

get at me

>>87419875
>Josh: hey paul who should I put up
>Kevin: hey paul who should I put up

>>87419875
>kevin: alex/raven, replacement is josh
>josh: alex/kevin, replacement is raven

here you go

new total bellas is on

wew brie is THICC with child

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>>87419955
kek

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Is he going to be alright bros?

i will not watch another second of this shitshow if we lose jason and kevin tomorrow

>>87419995
Might be going home in the double if alex wins hoh or veto.

>>87419998
see you on sunday

only thing good outcome tomorrow is Alex winning HoH and Kevin winning PoV and vice versa. Sucks that this is the only way they won't target each other.

>>87419998
It'll be Jason and alex

the filler keeps getting worse and worse

>>87420109
>alex winning tomorrow is a good thing

Donny will be on RHAP in 10 minutes
also qt Melissa!

>>87420116
there is nothing to show, there is no gameplay and they spend most of their time shittalking past houseguests

>>87420109
this would be kino

>>87420146
Sperg more pandahater lol

>>87420174
so its only rob, melissa, and donny? none of those people even watch bb

>>87420185
drama-free unanimous raven eviction

╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮

>>87420116
the best part is they don't even do anything fun in the house so there isn't really any filler to show, they just do a bunch of pointless DRs and give the comps twice as much air time.

>>87420221
Rob will be carrying the podcast, even if he doesn't watch feeds he usually has a pretty good pulse on things, probably briefed with Taran right before the show

post yfw Josh wins HoH and puts on Raven and Alex with a plan to backdoor Paul

>>87420174
so a showfag episode?
i pass

>>87420262
the season will get better after the DE

>>87420282
who even cares what's going on in the house?

>>87420288
Too bad Paul will convince everyone but Josh to throw the veto comp and Josh couldn't beat Paul in anything that isn't luck based

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>>87420306
it will never get better

>still watching the episodes
>contributing to the ratings that keep bb as shitty as it is because it keeps raking in the money

you are part of the problem

>>87419419
Unironically yes

>>87420366
you don't even know what you're talking about

>>87420366
>implying a couple of 4channers that stop watching have any effect on the ratings

i watch it on a stream anyways so fuck off

>>87420401
>4channers

>>87420312
Yea true exactly there isn't anything so I'm watching for Rob's fun commentary!

>>87420312
this desu

im a big rhap fan but i stopped watching the feeds/episodes completely and just follow on twitter so theres no real reason to watch rhap because i just dont give a shit

Donny literally looks exactly the same

>>87420557
Ehhh yeaa I'm just so used to watching an episode and on top of that hours on feeds and since none of that is appealing to me I get my fix of 'watching' stuff this way

>>87420681
To add on that it's kind of in the background while I'm playin' Rabbids

>>87420681
i just started watching other shows like australian survivor and the challenge

>>87420622
I thought you can't have beards in the military though

i don't have enough excitement in my life, what do i do?

>>87420901
masturbate more

For me, it's Talaat Pasha.

>>87420901
Raging alcoholism or heroine

>>87420901
go record the hurricane

>>87414325
>>87408693
First time lurking.
Whys SNL man on this reality TV show

>>87421145
snl man has tv show on cbs
cross promotion

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>>87421025
I will be doing this

>>87421287
>>87421287
>>87421287
>>87421287

new thread

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Melissa is cute!

>>87420827
devin is that you??

>it's a melissa podcast

>it's an early thread again for no reason whatsoever

>>87421307
oh shit, didnt wait for autosage, now that one dude is gonna bang his head against his desk...

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>>87419776

>>87421175
Fair enough