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Le Freddy Memery Biopic.

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Le Freddy Memery Biopic.
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>Pepe the frog as Freddie
I don't know about this.
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you got btfo yesterday for calling it a reddit flick
perhaps you should go back to got or drwho general
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Did Rami put some effort into his body or will he just be a hungry skelly
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>>87399699
dubs of truth right here
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>>87399647
Airbrushing is offputting. Makes him look like a Jojo character.
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>the new biopic portrays HIV/AIDS as a government funded eugenics plot

How does Rami get away with this?
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DUDE HIV LMAO
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all these faggots that find this guy cute will cum buckets on the gay sex scene
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>>87399647
Ah, bad casting, Mercury stayed closeted as an Asian longer than he did as a gay guy, his actor has to be able to pass for white to convey this element.
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I WANT HIV.
I WANT HIV.
I WANT HIV.
I WANT HIV.

AND I WANT IT NOW.
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>>87399741
I thought the same thing
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>>87399826
My dick is already in my hand.
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Lol what a fat mess, disgusting.
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Is it true ttat Rami took literal miles of hard cock in the ass to prepare for this movie?
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>>87399992

Yes
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>>87400037

Cool as fuck, tbqh
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>>87399647
Never thought I'd have to say this about an actor, but his dick is clearly too small for accuracy in the role. Breaks immersion. No homo
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>>87400135
They could have stuffed his pants. Would have looked a bit silly though.
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The band's always said they wouldn't have a biopic done unless it was favorable and left out the more extreme aspects of Mercury's lifestyle, so this is going to be pretty sanitized.
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>another biopic

Hollywood just continuing to be lazy as fuck
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>>87400248
But why wouldn't the extreme aspects be okay with people? They can't have him getting AIDS from hugging, ffs.
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>>87400366
They'll probably depict his getting HIV as pure happenstance and bad luck as opposed to an absolutely out of control sex addicted lifestyle.
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>>87399647
I lost all interest in this idea when Sacha Baron Cohen dropped out.
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impersonations are the lowest form of "acting" because its mimetic.
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Here's the thing about Freddie. The man had some serious pipes. He had a 4 octave range and he excelled in any octave. He wrote brilliant songs. And his stage presence was only matched by Adolf Hitler. Seriously, watch them play Radio Gaga at Live Aid and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We had better thank our lucky stars Freddie didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world. But Queen as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Freddie Mercury backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Queen what it is. Yes, Freddie wrore Somebody to Love, Killer Queen, and Bohemian Rhapsody, but Brian May wrote We Will Rock You, Save Me, and Fat Bottom Girls, John Deacon wrote I Want to Break Free, Another One Bites the Dust, and You're my Best Friend, and Roger Taylor wrote Radio Gaga and It's a Kind of Magic. Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Queen was this perfect storm of legendary talent, and Freddie was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae. He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of combo that was Queen to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Roger, Brian, and John, and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow our minds out through our ear holes. Yes, he was the most incredible front man who ever lived, hands down.
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SERIOUS PIPERY
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>Mercury was born of Parsi descent in the Sultanate of Zanzibar, and grew up there and in India before moving with his family to Middlesex, England

wait... isn't Rami egyptian? HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?
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>>87399947
dumb frogposter
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>>87400037
im whet now
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>>87400480
>Yes, he was the most incredible front man who ever lived, hands down.
was he really
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>>87399647
>sideshot of face

>DUDE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM

what is wrong with people
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>>87399647
>using Rami Malek instead of Toby Kebbel.
>WHAT
>I TOUGHT YOU WAS A REAL ROCK N' ROLLA?!
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>>87400248
I thought being gay was okay and to be celebrated? Why are they afraid to show the lifestyle we have big public parades and block off traffic to celebrate?
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>>87399647

Freddit Mercury
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>>87401912
lol
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>TFW no depressing AIDS Freddie with looks into his final days, no Jim Hutton, no midgets with coke trays
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>>87401819
Not if Mick Jagger has anything to say about it.
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>>87401819
>Plant
The man blew out his vocal cords too early in Zep's history and Jimmy Page took half the spotlight every show. Try again.
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>>87402110
I love Mick but...not a great voice.
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>>87402164
I don't think you need a great voice to be a great frontman, just a distinctive one. And Mick Jagger has one of the most distinctive voices in recorded history.
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>no enormous buldge
How could they fuck up literally the most important aspect
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>>87399647
Queen is the most overrated rock band of all time.
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>>87402164
Here is a true story about me and Mick Jagger

>Flew into JFK from London
>Big queue at immigration/passport control
>Flight after mine arrives
>I am next in line
>TSA stop me and say a VIP needs to go first
>Mick Jagger and entire entourage, kids, Glaswegian bodyguard, PAs, etc
>Mick keeps staring at me, not in an apologetic way, just staring at me, right in the eye
>They go through, I finally get out of there
>Fly to Hollywood a few days later, I do what I need to do and I am flying out the day before the Oscars
>Sitting in LAX
>Mick Jagger steps off a flight and walks by me
>While I am wondering what the odds are of seeing someone like Mick Jagger, in two separate airports, on opposite sides of the USA, Mick stops
>Stares at me again, his team / children all stop too, they look at me too wondering why Mick is staring
>Mick nods like Larry David does in Curb
>Walks off, his group follow

I will never be able to ask him what that was all about but I assume he thought I was a staker
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>>87402383
I like them but I'll agree with that, very overhyped.
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>>87402197
Very true, but Freddie not only had a distinctive voice. He also had a great one. Advantage: Freddie.
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>>87402388
This is a fantastic story only made better if i picture Jagger with his hands on his waist while pouting his lips the entire time.
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>>87402383
I agree but I still like them because of childhood memories.
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queen is fucking awful, worst of the worst dad rock shit bands
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>>87402857
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?
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>>87400416

I hope they still show him having insane debauched rock and roll birthday parties where he dressed like the General Lee from Takeshi's Castle and made every attendee come in drag
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>>87402857
>dad rock
underage retard detected
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>>87399800
>post credits news footage of WTC 7
what did Rami mean by this?
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>>87401819
Robert was the best there ever was but the dude only had like 3 years of being there. Hardly counts
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>>87399647
>i only listen to rap
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>>87402988
Freddy lived life to the fullest desu
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>>87399699
OP
P
BTFO
T
F
O
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>>87402988
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>87400366
>But why wouldn't the extreme aspects be okay with people?
It's the band that opposes the public viewing Freddie as nothing more than a saint with the voice of an angel.
It's like, imagine Joseph Jackson decided to make an MJ movie; do you really think he'd include all the beatings he gave him as a kid and the paedophile aspects of his life?
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>>87401819
>incomprehensible moaning for minutes on end
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>>87400366
The last thing (((they))) want right now is to remind people that homosexuals are still the biggest vassal of AIDS
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>>87404266
ur just jealous your mom moans for minutes on end for free
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>>87399647
He looks really skinny still.
Freddy wasn't tall but he was huge.
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>>87404363
Thats not true. She charges. Not much, but she charges.
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poor man's Mika, desu
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Should have been Sacha Baron Cohen.

Although watching the interview he gave as to why he pulled out, I totally get it. Brian May is a tool.
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>>87402988
Sansa looks cute in this pic
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>>87399647
>Egyptian cast to play an Englishman

Why is there no outrage I wonder?
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>>87399647
looks like Rami Malek doing bad cosplay, like every role he does. Imagine how this faggot is going to try and talk like Freddie Mercury
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>>87406091
>Englishman
>Is called Farrokh Bulsara and was born in Zanzibar

Nice try
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>>87406103
who's he cosplaying as in Mr Robot?
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>>87399647
sadly, for me, queen's music is overplayed for me since they have so many iconic songs. i seriously could not sit through the entirety of bohemian rhapsody anymore, especially after it was included in movie trailers as well. i almost hate that song now.

any recs to albums with great unknown songs?
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>>87399699
> those dubs
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>>87406230
a Left4dead Smoker.
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>>87406268
>Maintaining the teenage mentality

Someday you'll grow out of that.
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>>87399947
Same, can't fucking wait
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>>87399992
He's used to it already from Mr. Ribbit anyway
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>>87405932
What interview?
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>>87407182
Conan
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>>87406466
not him but I cringe now whenever I hear fucking Bee Gees for example
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>>87401912
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>>87399647
What the fuck happened to the Sacha Baron Cohen playing him in the inevitable biopic
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Can he pull it off? He comes off as pretty awkward person in real life.
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>>87407295
He wanted a movie about Freddie, good and bad. May wanted a movie about the band enduring after his death.
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>>87407295
>>87407182
>>87405932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq-M4JA3fIU
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>>87406020

late 80s short haired Boy George looks nothing like your slagfu

you have to go back to 1984 and the release of Waking Up with the House on Fire for Sansa-mode
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Just having a gay ol reddit time on /tv/
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>>87407168
Do you think they passed him around?
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I have never listened to a single Freddy Mercury song in my life.
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>>87399699
CAREFUUUL NED CAREFUUUL NOOOOOWWW
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>>87399647
while i like rami malek in the mr robot, i still believe pic related should have gotten the role
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>>87400416
Think it only goes up to the Live Aid performance
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>>87407377
>>87407477

Why would they even care what Brian and Roger want? Is it because without their approval they wouldn't be allowed to use Queen music in the movie or some shit like that?
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He looks similar, but still too twinkish

I'm not really excited about it since May is producing anyway
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>>87406268

Go for Sheer Heart Attack. It's a great album without all the obvious hits.
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>>87400432
Honestly this, the hard R biopic he wanted to go for was a hell of a lot more interesting and you just know Cohen would have gone balls to walls with the role.
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>Not Juan Javier Cardenas as Freddie
Into the trash
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>>87407685
>>87407168
>>87399992
DELET
HE'S A PURE BOY
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>>87407685
yess
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>>87406466
Yeah no, dubs aside, being tired of a song because it's been overplayed like Bohemian Rhapsody hardly equates to a teenage mentality, and that song has definitely been overplayed.
I can stomach it for the duration of the scene in Wayne's World but that's it, and when I'm drinking with my dad and he puts it on I'm just about ready to off myself by the end of it.
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>>87402388
He wanted to fug
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>>87407974
>Is it because without their approval they wouldn't be allowed to use Queen music in the movie or some shit like that?
They can't make a Queen biopic without Brian and Roger and John's approval.
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>>87402210
they must have fugged
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I can't wait for the depraved sex scenes
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>>87409427
STOP!
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>>87409626
never
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>>87409626
>this is a soldier from the Mississippi
lel
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>>87409221
Such a slut
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>>87409702
Never reply to me or my posts ever again
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>>87409792
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The hell is wrong with you faggots? Why are you all so fucking degenerate?
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>>87399647
Absolutely zero bulge. Disgraceful representation of Freddy Mercury.
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>>87409864
W E W
E
W
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>>87409874
What did you expect, it's a threat about the most degenerate faggot to ever exist
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>>87409874
It's a fucking Freddie Mercury biopic you utter retard what else do you expect
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>>87410013
>>87410017
Mmmh... be very careful, now. Watch yourselves.
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>>87399647
too skinny.
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>>87410092
too cute
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>>87407477
Cohen should just continue make great comedy

I loved him in Borat, I want a fucking sequel out of this.
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