/got/ general

>>87397414
reminder bloodraven lied about bittersteel making of with blackfyre when fleeing east so he could hide it and smuggle it north eventually when he would be sent to the wall.

long claw is blackfyre and house mormont has not held the blade for five generations. near 5 rebellions though.

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>>87397414
first for Eurio

First for frogfu.

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Promise me, Ned

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>>87397471
WHY DID WE HAVE TO GET THIS FUCKING TROLL AAARGGGHHH

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>>87397414
GODS I WAS RICH

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>>87397414
Actually Your Grace Valonqar has no gender

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>>87397471
TABRETT
A
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>>87397449
Longclaw is Lightbringer and the Original Azor Ahai was a Mormont.

It is known.

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lady shansha forgive me

i'm a bit confushed

>>87397414
what the nigger is this picture

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>writing books when you could be fucking bitches

>>87397414
>emilia asks for another million per episode edition
emilia should shut the fuck up and start acting
Why is it always the shit actors who somehow ended up with titanium plot armor to fuck everything up.

>>87397520
benioff & weiss about to get DRAGONED

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>>87397524
I'M WRITING

>>87397524
he can't keep getting away with it!

>>87397449
Azor Jorah

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>>87397524
>5" shorter
>50 years older
>500 pounds heavier
>still gets pussy more than you

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>>87397524
>so alpha he doesn't even bother hover-handing, just keeps his arms at his side to avoid the struggle of lifting them
how the FUCK does he do it?

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>>87397515
AAAAAAAGH SAVE ME BRONZE YOHN

>>87397531
to be fair, her character improved significantly in the seventh season. Better acting on her part may be a contributing factor, but what is more likely is that she started acting in a more feminine manner. I couldn't stand her in the previous seasons, but it seems to be improving , albeit slowly.

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>>87397471
Promise me

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Hey D&D, could you look after my Magnum Opus for a while? I'll be right back.
Thanks.

>>87397524
>two naked women literally by his dick

alpha af

>>87397668
>magnum Opus
>ADwD
>not AFFC

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>>87397667

>>87397414
>their fucking faces
some part of me still feels sorry for having to be around her
then again she prob sucks their dicks so they're even

>>87397664
>better acting

It was same shit acting, the writers just didnt make her be a stuck up whore. They wrote her cute scenes instead

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>>87397704

Azor Petyr

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Reminder that House Wode is /ourhouse/

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>>87397747
aAGAGGGGGGGhhhhh

>>87397771
what's the deal with house words anyway? Is every house meant to have one but George can't be fucked writing 800 so they just get ignored, or is there some sort of tradition where only certain houses have them?

>>87397740
>>87397704
>>87397667
>AU where Jaime and Bobby are women

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>>87397771
>implying its not house Banefort

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>>87397664
>Better acting

>>87397829
she looks weirdly ape-ish here

>>87397816
Every house has them

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>>87397771
THOUGH ALL MEN DO DESPISE US

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>>87397816
>George can't be fucked writing 800 so they just get ignored
That's the one
I like coming up with cool appropriate ones for different Houses

>>87397714
>>87397829
yeah, you're probably right.
Still, even so, it was very effective in improving her character. The romance arc with Jon made her more reasonable and measured with respect to making decisions, more honorable and moral, taking on some of Jon's characteristics. I know this is an old meme, but isn't that just a fantastic improvement over the usual "YASS QUAAN"?

>>87397857
>A DISCOUNT FUCKING FISH

>>87397895
I'm grateful that she's less obnoxious because of it, even if it felt a bit forced.

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>>87397936
Tully's are all dead or prisoners while based Codds live on and reave as they please.

>>87397699
>AFFC
>Not KFC

>>87397979
codds should capture female tully and rape them and take over the riverlands


there must always be a fish in riverrun

>>87397771
Best House Words:
>Ours is the Fury
>Righteous in Wrath
>Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
>Here We Stand
>Sound the Charge

Worst House Words:
>Hear Me Roar
>Growing Strong
>Family, Duty, Honour
>Come Try Me
>The Sun of Winter
>Awake! Awake!

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i miss him

>>87397514
>>87397602
nah blood raven obviously smuggled it north to fall in the hands of jon

>>87397979
>implying based Rickon and based Sweetautist won't retake their motherland
baka desu senpai

>>87397979
>based Codds live on
Well not Dagon and his boys at Moat Caitlin anyway
Lucas is fine though, and I imagine his ship is all Coddbros
Euron is probably going to sacrifice him along with everyone else though

>>87398017
hear me roar, growing stronger, and sun of winter are fine

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What was his tax policy?

>>87398017
>Ours is the Furry
>Stag sigil

Cuckold furries.

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>>87398017
Tully words are sensible and humble, unlike those other dumb, edgy, obnoxious catchphrases

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Since Emilia is a shit and we all need to get this out of our system:
POST DAENERYS FACES!

>>87397849
Her face looks swollen for some reason.

>>87398017
I always loved
>Our Knives Are Sharp
House words need to be like a mission statement, they should tell you everything about that House in a single line

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>>87397771

so they are basically house Snek?

although Nemo me impune lacessit is a real medieval motto(of the Stewart royal family)

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>>87397895
>The romance arc with Jon made her more reasonable and measured with respect to making decisions
-Listen your grace I know you've years trying to regain your throne but now that you could easily do it, i want you to come zombie hunting with me, cool?
-Sure Jon why not

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>>87398076

>>87398062
being fond of pigs

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>>87398076

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You're a big Lord Stark

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>>87398095
>house Snek?
No that's House Wyl, GRRM's little Blackadder injoke

>>87397953
Forced? Don't know about that, if anything, it was a bit predictable ever since they first met. Tyrion even goes so far as to outright tell danny that Jon fell for her. The season is otherwise filled with allusions of romance.
Also, according to gurm, the whole jon daenerys thing was supposed to be the major plotline of the story. It is, after all, called "A song of Ice and Fire".
What's possible is that it may appear forced due to the subpar acting not getting all the right signals across.

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>>87398133
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>87398136
a Very Big Lord

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>>87398076
>>87398157
this is an excellent thread

>>87398023
I kinda feel bad for the actor. He was too good as in the role. Got type-cast and had to leave acting because of it. People would think it was real and harass him on the streets.

>>87398160
For you.

>>87397664
>>87397714
>>87397829
Remember when Emilia accidentally acted that one time?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=knPEIe3ReSo

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>>87398076
>tfw they don't bend the knee

>>87398172
>had to leave acting because of it.
He quit acting because he wanted to get into another career, he made a whole speech on the subject, stop pushing fake news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKboLTwzFTs

>>87397604
He's 3 inches taller than me.

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The true Dornish-Iron alliance

>>87398192
>it was all a dream lmao

>tfw watching Jaimie be bullied
He didn't deserve this ;_;

>>87398215
Emilia is that you?

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>>87398076

>>87398087
boltons are such edgelords

>>87398215
Holy fucking manlet.

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>>87398207
>tfw I still have 2 dragons left to burn them

>>87398148
Pretty much. There were some cringy scenes ("He's too little for me"). But they were pretty good together for the most part. Really liked the scene when he bent the knee, even if that episode was stupid. Everyone I was watching with noticed how he was looking at her. Despite some missteps it seemed to work well.

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Just the thought of Emilia fucking my ass with a huge dragon dildo makes me moist.

How does Varys pee and shit?

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Who resides in Harrenhall now?

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>>87398262
They're a 70's British heavy metal band that takes themselves way too seriously
Better than Starkshits though

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>>87397452
Friendly reminder that the show completely cut out Daario the moment Euron got a bigger role.

You can lie to yourself but the fact is that it fits.

>>87398298
Edmure has reclaimed it.

>>87398283
You just know Seth Macfarlane bought her one as a "joke" when they were dating.

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>>87398160

>>87398298
The table.

>>87398192
whats the difference between acting and not acting

>>87398262
>>87398303
Roose was fine, didn't seem to do anything too bad. He was an opportunist like Tywin. Ramsay was an edgelord pushed to Villain Sue levels, just like Cersei.

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>>87398311
>Edmure

>>87398327
why is this allowed?

>>87398279
>"He's too little for me"
What did she mean by this?

>>87398297
How does Theon? How do the ENTIRE Unsullied??

>>87398384
That manlets never learn.

>>87398372
>2017
>the age of whores

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>>87398372
it's allowed for Sean Bean

>>87398400
Don't imagine they had colostomy bags back then.

>>87398384
Another shot at his height. I'm like, WTF, you're like 5'2.

>>87398405
>the age of whores

and yet I still can't get laid

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>>87398384
she likes big guys

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>>87398359
It's obviously a futile effort but one wonders what would have happened if Ramsay had died young and Domeric got to take over
Do you think he would have gone for the Freys?

>>87398148
Are you retarded?
It's called A song of Ice and Fire because Jon Snow is the bastard of a Stark and a Targ.

>>87398423
Back when?

>>87398474
Back in the medieval Europe that the story is based on obviously.

>>87398462
he isn't a bastard

>>87398462
It's also about Dragon's lighting up Ice Zombies. It's basically all of the above.

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aaaggghhh...

>>87398439
She likes guys that are in charge more

also nephews

>>87398495
Yes a secret ninja wedding when she was already pregnant.

>>87398494
Well they have dragons and ice zombies in this reality so comparing it to our own medieval Europe is a tad pointless don't you think?

>>87398442
Domeric's said to be a decent guy, but it was up to Roose who is, once again, an opportunist. Domeric as heir rather than insane edgelord Ramsay probably would've had more houses stay with the Boltons rather than turn to Stannis as Roose's successor looks like he could be a stable ruler.

>>87398524
well not ninja, just secret

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>>87398462
>retarded
>asserting that Jon is a bastard
Congratulations, you just played yourself

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>>87397524
Lower left hand corner.

>Inside George's brain.

>>87398532
Okay, I don't think they have colostomy bags in Westeros or anywhere in that world.

>>87397524
is george still fucking that whore shae? Isn't he married? Or is he going full Targ?

>>87398279
How will they react when confronted with the fact of their blood relation though?
I understand that danny may not have a problem with it, but what about Jon?

>>87398442
>>87398538
Think GRRM would ever allow some what-if stories to be published?

>>87398567
that's quite the assumption anon

>>87398601
Dany will kill Jon because he is the only one of them who has a legitimate claim to the thone then.

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>>87398516
>I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach.

>>87398601
He won't have a choice. She'll already be pregnant by then. He won't allow his kid to be a bastard like his was.

>>87398638
well meme'd fellow 9gagger XD

>>87398634
why would she kill him when she can just marry him? Also I doubt she'll care about the throne much once the wall comes down.

>>87398606
He doesn't like fanfiction iirc so probably not

>>87398634
Nah they'll just get married.

>>87398675
Because that won't make her the regent.
That'll just make her a pretty face.

>>87398097
I was referring to this:
daenerys: i'm going to burn castles down and kill innocents
jon: nah don't
Daenerys: k

Otherwise, as is the case with the wight hunt, when confronted with a choice to save a person she's in love with, of course you can't expect rational reasoning here.

>>87398667
It's not a meme stannisfag

>>87398717
I thought it was Tyrion who talked her out of it?

>>87398700
nah, Jon doesn't really want the throne so she'd basically be de facto ruler while he's just the big dick she can use to make heirs

>>87398729
the pic you posted you dumb faggot

>>87398297
>>87398400
>>87398423
Why would they need colonostomy bags/shitting accesories, they only had their balls and dick cut, anus was untouched, aside assraping, you fucking brainlets
the unsullied could have shoved something up the urethra when it was healing, but even without it there should still be a pisshole

>>87398743
Jon is carrying a 4-incher at best.
That's not a big dick.

>>87398752
you get triggered pretty easily maybe you should go back

>>87398764
Well, I forgot what the pissbags are called.

>>87398764
>they only had their balls and dick cu
OH WELL THEN

>>87398700
Dany never really cared all that much about the throne per se. She just wanted to get home. Getting the throne was the only way they would let her stay. The throne was just a symbol for her wanting to end her exile.

Also Jon won't want it. He'll renounce or tell Sam and Bran to keep quiet about it.

>>87398736
nope, she refused to listen to him in that scene.
watch it again. Refusing to listen to Tyrion and obviously placed in a metaphorical corner, she turns to Jon for advice. He says that if she wants to be different form all the bloodthirsty despots that came before her, she mustn't act like them. I.e. have more respect for innocent life. She, in turn, cools down almost immediately, making it obvious that his words had a tremendous impact on her reasoning at that point.

>>87398771
fuck off nigger, you proven you're not from here with your pic already

>>87398830
deus bult xddd

>>87398830
this but unironically

>>87398665
Assuming she's pregnant. Or even can get pregnant.
As far as we know, she is barren as a result of magic.
But then again, he was brought back from the dead by a magical force.
Hmmmm... really makes you think.

>>87398830
>MDE retweeted

>>87398677
Didn't he write WoT fanfiction himself?

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>>87398811
<=========== you rite nao

>>87398896
world of tanks fanfiction?

>>87398215
Ur 5'3?

>>87398830
deus vult brother shadilay kek xd xd pepe trump degenerate amirite fellas????

>>87398767
it's tiiic doe


girth > length

>>87398634
Kill the only other surviving Targaryen?
I don't think so. Given that she absolutely dreads the fact that she is the last one of her kind and can't have children, finding out that she's not the last one and (maybe) that she can have children, will be the happiest thing that ever happened to her

>>87397604
>>87398215

You fucks made me google ''grrm height''

>>87398799
>missing the point to write a sarcastic reply
what's the point anon

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>>87397414
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is goddess, wife of sun. It is known.

>>87398984
This.

They only have 6 episodes left. They won't have time for much drama either way. They'll resolve that very quickly.

>>87398915
Wheel of time

>>87398372
He's Sean Bean

>>87398634
Dany cares about the continuation of her Dynasty more than just ruling. Why she would kill the only male member of House Targaryen when they can make tons of children to restore the dynasty?

I kind of love Aegon desu
>oh boy can't wait for jon's secret targ identity to be revealed
>oh boy can't wait for dany to invade westeros
And then out of fucking nowhere, before Jon or Dany do anything regarding their presumed endgame, in comes a another secret Targ, invading Westeros.

>>87399077
Don't...

Just don't.

You're playing with fire here.

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>>87399135

>>87399140
With fire... and ice

>>87399135
plus hes one of the few competent people left on the entire continent, also Jon Con is bro tier

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>>87399140
>>87399159

>>87397740
Who is the Blonde Semen Demon?

>>87399151
I don't think Aegon would actually be a great ruler. He just seems like an entitled hothead who freezes up when actual shit hits the fan. I just love how he casually pisses all over fan expectations and beats both Jon and Dany to the endgame they were both building up to.

>>87399080
that's not a compliment.......

>>87398079
she's on her period

>>87399281
season 8 spoilers right there

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>>87399245
Hothead?

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Based Lyanna

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>>87397414
W-Where did she get that?

>>87399310
>Implying Elia gave a fuck

>>87399240
Tabrett Bethell (born 13 May 1981) is an Australian film, television, and theater actress, best known for portraying the character Cara Mason in the television series Legend of the Seeker. Prior to her acting career, she worked as a fashion model from the age of 16, and as a cheerleader for the National Rugby League (NRL) Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks.

>>87399310
she must have had quite the T'n'A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty9qJXdet7Q

>>87399334
I asked for a name, not her whole biography you fucking idiot

So was Shae insincere the entire time? I can't make heads or tails of her

>>87399407
tywin payed bronn to take her to tyrions tent.

game was rigged from the start, from then on she served as a spy in tyrions bed for tywin

same thing with talisa in the show

>>87399407
She was a whore, Tyrion must have a soft spot for them

>>87399334
Holy fucking YUCK her naked tits are HORRIFYING

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>>87399430
A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE?

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>"How do you answer these charges, Lord Baelish"
>"You don't get to bring friends, sansa"
problem solved

>>87399135
Will he honestly even be relevant through. I'm hoping George doesn't just off him for shock value after revealing he's a Blackfyre. Feel like it would be weird suddenly having to proclaimed Ageon's still alive if Book Jon ends up the somewhat same route

>>87399502
>I didn't kill Lysha Arryn, ash you have told Lord Roysh here

>>87399333
Why wouldn't she?
>nearly dies giving birth to a child, warned against further pregnancies
>"But Elia, dragon must have three heads reeeeeeee"
>shits out another kid for Rhaegar, again barely surviving
>fucker publicly humiliates her afterwards
>leaves her and their kids with his crazy dad chase tail
>in the show annuls his marriage with her, presumably making the kids she nearly died to give him after being pressured into it by him bastards
>fetches her uncle who was probably her only friend and protector in KL to fight along side of him to secure the rule of his crazy dad who brutally murdered half of his second wife's family, leaving Elia all alone
>gets treated as a hostage by Aerys
>gets to watch her kids die before being raped and murdered
I'd imagine she was pretty pissed.

>>87399526
that doesn't seem very Georgish. There's definitely gonna be more to Aegon than just him being a blackfyre

>>87399526
>Will he honestly even be relevant through
hes gonna be the third dragon with jon and dany

>>87398634
>Dany will kill
She'll get someone else to do it

>>87399407
I remember Sybel (Shae's actress) was against the character speaking against Sansa in Theon's trial so I think she was supposed to be sincere in her love for Tyrion too, she was just hurt and affected by poor writing

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>>87399500
More pregnant, your grace?

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>>87399529
>If i get the goblin to slit your throat, will you die?
>it would be extremely painful
>You're a big guy

>>87399567
a polygamous relationship with two men?


Now that's just going too far

>>87399407
>he's still thinking characters have motives like people do
It's fiction bro. Characters do whatever works for that one scene they're currently in.

>>87399245
Yeah, Tyrion convinces him to invade Westeros when prior to that they had a history lesson and what Aegon took from it is that you need dragons to conquer big places. He's set up for failure, especially with Jon Con having greyscale now.

>>87399625
Aegon will more likely marry Arianne

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>I'm writing

>>87399625
>guy fucks his two wives
>what a stud

>girl gets dp by her two husbands
>what a whore

>>87399661
>not using scrivener

p l e b

>>87397414
She knows her career is over after this, she has to make it count.

>>87399324
photoshop

>>87399659
sure but then what? That still just leaves him as a small bump in the road for Dany/Jon


I'm saying that I think there's even more to him than simply being a political/war obstacle for dany/jon.

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i miss him so much :(

>>87399661
>LED monitor for DOS

>>87399679
>She knows her career is over after this

She's in Star Wars now, there's another big budget franchise to ruin

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>>87399708

>>87399661
Doesn't he work on some shitty old Apple or is that just an excuse

>>87398215
hello imp

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>>87399704
Of courshe! The Fyre rises.

>>87399661
What are you writing about?

>>87399762
ʇɥbıɹʍ pɐǝʇsdɯǝɥ ɔɐɐsı ʎɐp uɹǝpoɯ

>>87397863

I like to shift around House names and words to reflect if they were black people.

>House Blackhappy
>"We Don't Work"

>>87399711
I think he uses black backgroung because it's easier on the eyes
With the amount of writing he's doing it's not a problem anyway though
>>87399729
Well fuck

>jon - stark bastard
>dany - targ bastard
>aegon - blackfyre bastard
>gendry/edric - baratheon bastard
>sweetrobin - baelish bastard
>tommen - lannister bastard


It's bastards all the way down

>>87399832
>House Tyrone
>Ours is the Welfare

>>87399704
My point was just that he doesn't need to fuck/marry Daenerys
>>87399655
As of early TWOW, he's captured Storm's End and other castles in Stormlands, the success of his campaign will largely depend on the result of his coming battle against Tyrell army

>>87399821
>the rape
>the rape sansa

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Convince me to abandon my current CK2 game to play the ASOIAF mod instead of vanilla.

>>87399937
>the auntcest
>the auntcest jon

>>87399655
Jon Con has greyscale but doesn't he say it won't affect him for a while

>>87399927
>the success of his campaign will largely depend on the result of his coming battle against Tyrell army
Will there even be a battle? Seems to me that negotiation could get the Tyrells to simply turn their cloaks. Cersei's already pissed them off so much.

>tfw high lords supposedly allied to her openly call her "the bitch queen"

>>87399151
>goyim
What did he mean by this?

>>87399407
she was always a vapid whore who only cared about jewelry and gold in the books, in the show they try to make it seem like she's in love with Tyrion because you can't have a "bad" female character in 2010's

>>87399950
No.

>>87399950
do it faggot

>>87399962
It's already affecting him (numb fingers with a patch of grey) but he may have a couple years before it's serious and obvious, yes.

>>87399979
This. Indaboox GRRM subverted the prostitute with a heart of gold trope by making Shae a prostitute with the heart of a prostitute. The tragedy comes from deep down Tyrion knowing what she is but willingly deceiving himself because he's so love starved.

If Tyrion were real and alive today he'd be feeding vidya game waifus and hotgluing anime figures.

>>87399975
Margarey is the queen on the Iron Throne. They'll turn against the Lannisters if Tommen dies and they can assure Marg's safety but not before.

>>87400010
>>87400028
I'm getting mixed signals.

>>87399526
I think he's relevant in that he'll still torches from Jon and Dany. Instead of everyone in Westeros going "Wow, Rheagar had a secret son?" or "Holy shit, Targs are taking their realm back", thanks to Aegon they'll both be met with a shrug.

On top of that, he is likely to actually take the seven kingdoms. Dorne will jump his dick, or, at least Arianne will, and even more so after Doran hears that his son got roasted by Dany's dragon. He pretty much took over the Stormlands and it seems to be going pretty well. Varys claims he has friends in the Reach, so the Tyrells are looking at being deposed. Especially considering the brewing Tyrell/Lannister conflict, so the Reach may fall into his hands as well. My money is on Randyll being Aegon's man, he was a Targ loyalist and is still butthurt about Mace taking credit for his victory. Faith militant might also see Aegon as their champion. He has the whole growing up with the plebs narrative going, and they don't want any incest abominations, fire worshipers, ironigger warlocks, or warmongering brother-fucking whores on the throne. And then comes Dany, with Dothraki, slaves, Iron Nigger raiders, fire breathing monsters, and a lesser claim. I don't think he'll be her final boss, but he'll make it more important for her to prove herself as a good, non-insane ruler if she means to take the throne.

>>87398262

That's why I love them

Their entire House history can be read as each generation trying to out-edge the previous ones.

>Lol I'm gonna flay a Stark and wear his skin
>Well I'm gonna yank out people's entrails with my bare hands
>I'll skin a hundred men and live in a tent made out of flesh
>I'll beak guest right to murder my king and half my allies so I can become Warden of the North
>I'll hunt women like deer before raping them, skinning them alive, letting my creepy manservant fuck their dead bodies, and naming my bitches after the ones who give me a good time, lol

>>87400029
Isn't greyscale highly infectious? What are the chances of him infecting his homo lover's fake son?

>>87400060
I really need to re-read Dance. I guess the Tyrells are really between a rock and a hard place.

>allied with someone they hate
>Margaery stuck in King's Landing with Cersei and the Faith
>Euron assraping them
>Aegon about to come in from the other direction

>>87399919

>The Black Brothers of the Night's Watch
>"Beware the Whites!"

AND FROSTFANGS

I SHUPOZE THAT'S ON THE THABLE ASH WHELL

>>87400079
>I don't think he'll be her final boss,
Correct, that's Euron.

>>87400079
Three dragons are a game changer. Even the great kings of Westeros during the Conquest couldn't stand against Aegon reliably. It was only with the extended campaign in Dorne that one of the dragons died, and it was a very lucky shot.

>>87397520
>tfw I made that pic

>>87398049

>Hear me Roar
That's kind of a lame one and it seems like there's good reason nobody uses it. Like >>87398087 said a house's words should reflect their whole schtick, but it doesn't describe Lannisters very well, since their whole schtick is "Rich as fuck" and were only very recently anything more than the laughing stock of the Great Houses

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>>87400079
Aegon will literally die a hero defending the realm from the mad queen and her dragons. There will be a second dance and Aegon will make all the right moves and Dany all the wrong ones.
Aegon will die and Dany will win in the end but she will end up looking like a total villain doing so.

*crosses fingers*

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>>87400144
>It was only with the extended campaign in Dorne that one of the dragons died
FUCK YEAH HOUSE ULLER
THE FIRE RISES

>>87400175
>Aegon will die and Dany will win in the end but she will end up looking like a total villain doing so.
god i want this

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>>87400184
Targshits BTFO

>>87399975
On one hand, Cersei did piss them off and they have turned their cloaks quite a few times already, but on the other, they have a strong army, Margaery is the queen, Mace is the Hand (and with Kevan dead, he may succeed him as Regent and Protector of the Realm), his bannermen Paxter Redwyne and Randyll Tarly are on the small council, Loras is in the Kingsguard and Garlan was given the Brightwater Keep, so they are very powerful at the moment.

>>87398343
memes

>>87399950
You wont do it, because you're weak.

>Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Best house words

>>87397414
That's understandable, winter is coming for her career.

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>>87400175
The eunuch’s voice seemed deeper. “He is here. Aegon has been shaped for rule since before he could walk. He has been trained in arms, as befits a knight to be, but that was not the end of his education. He reads and writes, he speaks several tongues, he has studied history and law and poetry. A septa has instructed him in the mysteries of the Faith since he was old enough to understand them. He has lived with fisherfolk, worked with his hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash his own clothes at need. He can fish and cook and bind up a wound, he knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid. Tommen has been taught that kingship is his right. Aegon knows that kingship is his duty, that a king must put his people first, and live and rule for them.”

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>“Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Davos. They infest my city like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me.” The fat man’s fingers coiled into a fist, and all his chins trembled. “My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder’s bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with his friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter…but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home.”

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>>87400210
I think it's amenable of GRRM to make one of the few POC Houses the best fighters who regularly BTFO whitey and their dragons

>>87400091
>Isn't greyscale highly infectious?
There's more than one form of it. The greyplague is highly infectious. Greyscale is not. I'm not sure if JonConnington can tell the difference though. Or if the greyplague isn't just a mutated form of greyscale.

>>87400113

>House Tyrone of Dragonzstone
>"The jail is dark and full of terrors"

>>87400144
>Three dragons are a game changer.

>one ends up in Eurons hand the other ends up in Aegons
I guess it really was...a Dance with Dragons by George R. R. Martin.

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>>87400318

>>87400327
The Ullers are originally Andals as it happens
Technically they count as Sandy Dornishmen though

>>87400079
>and they don't want any incest abominations
What? He is an incest abomination himself lol. He's a Targaryen. No way will the Faith or anyone of the more 'populist' type just go for restoring the ancien regime. Varys would've had more success just pulling out Edric Storm honestly.

>>87400168
>and were only very recently anything more than the laughing stock of the Great Houses
They were only a laughing stock for one generation.

>>87400293
mummers dragon

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>>87400293
rightful king

>>87400175
>Aegon will literally die a hero defending the realm from the mad queen and her dragons. There will be a second dance and Aegon will make all the right moves and Dany all the wrong ones.
>Aegon will die and Dany will win in the end but she will end up looking like a total villain doing so.

>Aeron having visions of a burning white woman laughing madly next to Euron on the Iron Throne
CONFIRMED

>>87400452
>generation

Tytos didn't rule for that long. He killed himself in his 30s or something like that.

>>87400211
Loras is in bad shape probably and I bet Paxter Redwyne doesn't live past his fleet making contact with the Ironborn. Meanwhile Varys is having anyone competent still in King's Landing assassinated so Cersei can take the helm and run it into the ground.

>>87400446
His parents weren't brother and sister so there's that. Plus he isn't a bastard.
>Edric Storm
Varys didn't have Edric raised in a controlled environment in an attempt to create a perfect king. He has the genes, but Varys is looking for something beyond that.

>>87400446
>What? He is an incest abomination himself lol.
Rhaegar wasn't related to Elia.

>>87400146
could've fixed her face as well

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>>87400293
i would die for him

>>87400293
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA

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>>87400426
All Dornishmen are Arab and Black.

>>87400293
Blackfyre shit.

>>87400623
Some of them are Welsh

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>>87400623

>>87400563
>>87400571
He could've just done it with any Baratheon bastard then. Baratheons were seen as a breath of fresh air after a reign of autistic Targs for several centuries literally burning the realm AND themselves. Targs just plain aren't good for the realm. He could've stuck around for Tommen and became his regent and he'd have worked better than a Targ.

Also he may not be a direct child of incest, but he is still a grandchild of incest.

>>87400657
He needs the Targaryen myth to help legitimize the rule. Plus the kid wasn't chosen at random, he wants to help his bro Illyrio get his son his family's throne back at the same time.

>>87400293
>we have built... the perfect Mary Sue

>>87398062
Laissez-faire market feudalism

>>87400690
*flips ur cyvasse board*
nothin personnel

>>87400293
How many times has he banged Septa Lemore?

>>87400690
but it's a guy, so it's okay :)))

>>87400318

I like the part where the one Frey completely shits all over Robb and even Wyman can barely keep up his facade.

Flay all Freys

>>87400452

They were always kind of shit and only notable because of their wealth. They weren't even the richest family at several points. Tywin's rule is basically the highest point of the house of their whole history, and now that that's over they're back to being just another contender.

>>87400711
>Laissez-faire market feudalism
I'm curious what this would look like

>>87400676
But nobody actually likes Targs aside from total cucks like the Reach. If you believe the Southern Conspiracy, there was a plan to ditch them long before Robert's Rebellion.

>>87400731
>They were always kind of shit and only notable because of their wealth. They weren't even the richest family at several points. Tywin's rule is basically the highest point of the house of their whole history, and now that that's over they're back to being just another contender.
Nice theory but do you have anything at all to back that up?

>>87400714
Is he like a discount Lelouch from Code Geass?

>>87400739
Tbqh I'd hate Dany just as much if she were a guy. I mean, I really hate Jon Sue in this season and the last one.

>>87400776
Shit meant for >>87400741

>They were always kind of shit and only notable because of their wealth. They weren't even the richest family at several points. Tywin's rule is basically the highest point of the house of their whole history, and now that that's over they're back to being just another contender.
Nice theory but do you have anything at all to back that up?

>>87400753
If you believe that story they mostly just hated Aerys. Targs had some awesome kings and some shitty ones. Mixed bag.

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>Step aside, Jon and Daenerys: The only love story that matters in Westeros is the one between the Bear Leerer and the Maiden Fair.

>At least, actor Kristofer Hivju believes so. Hivju, who plays Tormund, stays in character between takes on the set of Game of Thrones, Gwendoline Christie revealed during her interview on Late Night With Seth Meyers. Given the flame-haired wildling’s obsession with Christie’s character Brienne of Tarth ever since he saw her at Winterfell in season 6, this can make things a bit… awkward.

>“He likes to continue being in character even off set,” she explains, laughing. “He will start chewing a sandwich wildly at me… really kind of making love to that sandwich as he eyeballs me.” And, Christie continues, she had no idea Hivju would play his reaction to her so passionately. “In the script, it simply said, ‘Tormund gives Brienne a look,'” she says. “I was not expecting the power, the magnitude of sort of intense sexual intention to pour out of a man’s eyes and cover me.”

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>>87400690
>Young Griff
>Mary Sue
Is this bait or did you just not read the books?

>>87400780
>Is he like a discount Lelouch from Code Geass?
No idea, i don't watch generic shitty anime. you watch GoT joke coming in 3...2...

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Was keeping her pussy honorable worth it?

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>>87397849
She always does, she has the cranial shape of a nigger

>>87400802
Even the good ones were pretty bad. Bobby B and Stannis have been better than the best of Targs and Joffrey has been better than the worst of Targs.

>>87400844
Worked out ok for Jeyne.

>>87400844
she was a lannister agent, so no

>>87400870
Stannis has only fought a civil war. Bobby B was mediocre to bad and directly responsible for much of the current situation.

>who was Jaehaerys the Conciliator

read the books faggot

Promise me, nerd.

>>87400318
>uuuh, excuse me sweetie but you refused the call

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>>87398384

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>it's a wikifag acts like an Elder Scrolls loremaster episode

>>87400895
>Bobby B was mediocre to bad
He took the taxes off everyone so people can prosper. There were no wars during his reign besides the Greycuck rebellion that was quickly dealt with.

The worst thing about his reign is being in debt of the Lannisters, and the (((Iron Bank)))

>>87400776
>>87400802

Look over Lannister history, it's nothing really special, especially compared to the other houses. "Blonde bitch swindles himself a gold mine, his family gets rich and buys rulership of the Westerlands". Their most notable actions within recent history is "loose ancient ancestral sword like a dumbass", "get rekt by Ironborn", and "become national pushovers" in Tytos's time.

Even the Ironborn have a more interesting history than Lannisters. The only Great House more boring than Lannisters are the Arryns, and that just because who gives a fuck about the Vale?

>>87400895
I have read the books.

>marries his sister committing incestfuckery (at least Aegon the Unlikely TRIED to put a stop to that, you could argue HE was a somewhat alright Targ)
>commits tyranny against the Starks just forcing them to give up land like that

Targs really had no right to rule except rule of strength. Should've been dealt with as soon as the dragons died. Aegon the Unlikely was smart to realise this. Without dragons, Targs are nothing.

>>87400875
She wasn't in on the plan, she really did love Robb and his death and not having his child devastated her.

>>87398462
No, George explained that.

ASOIAF is about Dany and her dragons and the Others/white Walkers

>>87400742
Feudalism with almost no regulations on trade with a low tax-rate

>>87400844

Nah, should have just kept her as a paramour. Robb's the fucking king, who's gonna say otherwise?

>>87400985
>He took the taxes off everyone so people can prosper.
I don't remember any tax cuts under his reign but I do remember massive spending and debt.

>There were no wars during his reign besides the Greycuck rebellion that was quickly dealt with.
I'll give you that one, which is why he's not a total disaster.

>The worst thing about his reign is being in debt of the Lannisters, and the (((Iron Bank)))
And the Tyrells. And the Faith.

>>87398462
>>87398515
>>87401039
Retarded af. It's called a song of ice and fire because Stannis is going to retake the North and save it through Rhllor fire.

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>>87399407
Watch season 4 again. She really did love Tyrion but since he had been gradually spending less and less time with her and then he married Sansa this turned her into a fit of rage and jealousy that culminated when he called her a whore and sent her away.

She just turned into a vindictive bitch because of jealousy and decided to fuck Tywin to add insult to injury.

>>87401030
>Targs really had no right to rule except rule of strength

Not that anon but literally every House only rules through rule of strength. They're not Lords or Wardens by divine mandate, they conquered killed or raped somebody

>>87401024
>Grrm hasn't written about their history much that means they're pussies that everyone laughes at except probably even though no one's ever shown laughing about them

>>87401030
So decades of peace don't count because he did incest and strengthened the Watch?

>Targs really had no right to rule except rule of strength.
I think you missed the whole point of this series

>>87400985
>there were no wars during his reign

19 year reign and 1 war vs 300 year reign and 5 wars. He had a higher war average than Targaryans

>>87401039
What? No. He specifically said "it's all about Jon".

>>87401045
>Feudalism with almost no regulations on trade with a low tax-rate
Wouldn't that lead to the natural death of feudalism as a system though thanks to free commerce and a gradual loss of tenants?

>>87401115
>watch any part of the show again
nah

>>87401115
Why are whores so clingy?

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>robert's rule is so bad that that one old guy in the Arya chapter is reminiscing about Aerys

>b-but he horribly tortured a handful of nobles that were acting stupid
Who gives a shit about inbred retarded Starks? He made the ravens run on time and didn't take much of muh harvest. GOAT king.

Y'all niggas need Aerys

>>87401162
Not if you have a winter lasting for several years. It makes it impossible to evolve into a capitalist economy. That is why Westeros have had a feudal system since the Andals.

>>87401222
Because they're whores and women

>>87401222
Why is the sun hot, anon

>>87401148
No, he said it's Dany and her dragons and the Others.

I'd link the youtube video where he says it but I'm on mobile so it'll be a bitch to search for

>>87401258
I'm not sure I agree but I'm interested in your reasoning. Go on. The need to store food for a very long time prevents a capitalist economy? I can see how it would keep your tenants around feudal style but besides that?

>>87401137
>So decades of peace don't count because he did incest and strengthened the Watch?
His incest led to the continuing insanity of the dynasty and his children directly led to the Dance of Dragons which not only had the realm burn but also self-destructed most of their entire house. Also that land wasn't his to give to the Watch. If the Starks wanted to give it, they'd have given it.

>>87401296
The dynasty was mostly not crazy though. Incest is overrated.

>and his children directly led to the Dance of Dragons which not only had the realm burn but also self-destructed most of their entire house.
Aegon IV, not Jaehaerys.

>Also that land wasn't his to give to the Watch. If the Starks wanted to give it, they'd have given it.
He was supposedly a great diplomat. He probably convinced them to do it willingly. It's not very useful land that far north anyway.

Go on vocaroo and do your best Stannis impression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3ReUWHzys8

>>87397515
It would have been great if Pete had just taken all the Knights of the Vale and fucked off, right then and there.

>>87401296
>>87401326
>>and his children directly led to the Dance of Dragons which not only had the realm burn but also self-destructed most of their entire house.
>Aegon IV, not Jaehaerys.
Whoops disregard this, I misread your post.

Granted, but the inheritance system in the seven kingdoms is retarded.

>>87401338
No.

>>87401296
If every king that had a terrible heir is at direct fault for that heirs actions then they're all shit. Which is true. Hereditary absolute monarchy is shit. Kill all kings.