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>FIFA World Cup
>Countries from only one world invited

Scared, humanlets?

Pfft.

Let's review:
>been around for 100,000+ years
>completely feral for 90%+ of that time
>initial peak of civilization followed by centuries-long Middle(see "dark")Age
>still stuck on Earth after 3 centuries of industrialism
>still stuck on Earth after 5-6 decades of digital technology (that we gifted to you)
>still stuck on Earth after 5 decades of "space" exploration (>upper atmosphere >space)
>no AI
>no technological singularity
>no anti-gravity
>They don't even know what "dark energy" is.
>They don't even know what "dark matter" is. (orsonwelles.jpg)
>recycle less than 100% of their refuse
>no post-scarcity economy
>pervasive social bigotry
>pervasive mysticism (less than 10% fedoras, AHAHAHAHA)
>still dependent on fossil fuels
>fossil fuels controlled by creationist dunecoon mystics
>polluting your ecosystem out of existence
>socio-political equilibrium maintained solely by crude nuclear weaponry
>let Slavs have nuclear weapons
>projectile weapons still produce injury, even fatalities (literally how?)
>no impressive bioweapons
>no impressive cyberweapons
>no biological modifications to speak of
>have the technology for cloning but afraid to use it because of mysticism (you can't make this shit up!)
>2nd most advanced species on own planet (see: Cameron's Abyss. He's the only one of your species worth a shit. Kubrick doesn't count, because 2001 was entirely a telepathic plant by us. It was actually a hit reality show here, "Expose the Savages to Our Primitive Art")
>can't even solve Hodge Conjecture
>can't even solve Riemann hypothesis
>fantasize about maybe some day exploring the galaxy. Not the universe, just the galaxy.
Top kek, your species is complete shit.

PS: I slipped your mother my Ayylien D while she was strapped to the exam table.