>be me, nothing but maggoty bread
>#toomanycarbs.jpeg
>Hobbits can't take their draught, slightly offended. It's a good stout, Gorgoroth blend. Best with some fresh meats.
>check menu, no meat yet. Here's hoping things change soon.
>write into diary, smelled man flesh today.
>remembered how I was cutting back, trying to lose weight.
>intern tries to eat Hobbits.
>cut him a head size too short, try to think of a clever pun.
>all I can think about is our late dinner menu.
>freeze for a second, get hungry.
>blurt something out
>"meat..."
>"is back on the menu, boys!"
>retards love it.
>mfw