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>>87393438
That episode also has particularly good music.

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*blocks the Doomsday Machines path*

A̡̛̝̼͓̺͕̻̔̆̋̌̈̒̐ͦ͛ͨͩ͆͒̉̄͛͟-̨̮̰̹̟̳̦̫̤̮̞̩̪͍̮̰̖̻͉̈́͌͛͌̒̎ͦ͗͞ǩ̵̨̬͕̭͎́̎͌̽ͮ̂ͣͪ͑̆͒̋́̚h̶͖̯̖͙̯̯̼̔̈́ͮ̑ͮ̓̚̕̕ͅơ̵̞̖̥͙̖͙̦̓̃ͩ̔́͘͜͟o̵̮̦͙͕̙ͬ͂́̂͗̈́ͬͩͣ͂̉ͅ-̶̡̧̧̱̺̻̦̞̪̙̹̮͎̮̫̠ͬ̂ͬͤ̔ͩͯ̓͟c̩̳͔̮̞͍͓̫̳̞͚̗̙̗̤̳̽͊̏̈̔ͬ͊̍̐ͬͣ̐ͯ̐ͧ̊͝h̵̯̩̯͓̗̺̖̖̘͖̳̜̰̱͋̾̋ͬ͋̊̾̔͌ͬ̈́̕͞ͅȩ̛͚̝͕̠͔̭̦̗̙̞͖̳̖͎̞̞̹ͨ͑̋̍͐̔̉ͮ̓͡e̢̦̞̜̤͕͕̫͉͓͍̪̣̯͛ͬͣ̔͌̄͂́̉̈́̾͑͟-̵̡̛͙͈̦̫̦͓͍̼͚͖̪̬̪͖͎̃̔̎̆͌ͭ̄ͭ̌̆̋͂ͫ̒͜͠m̨̞̙̼͓̭̖̥̩͍̻̰͈̥̪̈ͨ̓͑̌̊̑̄́õ͉̦̣̗̞̝̗̥̦̣̥̞͚͎̹̝̦̊̿͌̓ͧ̈͛ͪ̐͂ͬ́͛͗̓͟͞ÿ̭̯͙̝̰́̆͐̂ͧͫ̉͑̿̀͟a̧̺̝̳̬ͮ͐̆͆ͤͫͧ͊̍͛̾̊͂ͣ̀͟͜

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This thread is hilarious to me, absolutely hilarious.

Now first off, yes, I'm a fat Riker poster. I post a lot of fat Riker images. And I mean a lot. I bet half you right now are going to go "Opinion discarded" right at that line and not even read the rest of the post. That's fine, that only makes me laugh harder. Now here's the twist, I don't just post fat Riker. I post lots of other things too. So I basically get legions of followers who love my fat Riker stuff and legions of followers who love my non-fat Riker stuff and they both hate each other. And to me? That's the most hilarious part. The ultimate dramatic irony. The person they both love and hate is me one in the same.

And here's some more irony for you, basically half this thread at this point is just people reposting copypastas I created or responses to posts I made. In fact I recognize a few images in this topic that all originate from me.

And yes I'm a well known namefag. I'm actually a couple, but my main one is the most well known. If you haven't heard of me at this point and don't have a clue who I am then you're probably new and you should actually stop and think for a minute whether your opinion actually matters since you're so new. In other words, lurk more. I only refuse to reveal myself because I don't want to damage the fragile egos in this thread even harder.

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>tos
>memorable and well-made soundtrack
>every other series
>poorly-done orchestral crap
Why is this? I dare you to name just one memorable track (excluding the title theme) from any non-TOS show.

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>>87393721
This from TNG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQteSPQvVLI

This from DS9: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZGi_gFCy18

And ENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JNgC8tc-x8

Though these are personal picks so don't judge them too hard.

guise pls

>>87393438
I prefer the first one tbqh

>>87393467
corbomite manoeuvre was good too, though I hate that those aliens never appeared again as Federation members. Guess they were too OP - like most of the weird tech in the OS.

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>this whole ep

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>>87393721
Literally the only good thing to come out of Voyager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wivplBVrxeM

>>87396253
:(

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>>87395886

>>87396768
that still makes me bust out laughing every single time.

>>87396857
what did she mean by this?

>>87396857
the thing that makes me laugh about that scene is just how bad it is. like they were doing improv or something

>>87397154
That in that nebula there is an abundance of energy to be harvested, which in turn can be used to replicate coffee.

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How did Seven get to tough?
Are fighting skills assimilated?

>>87393438
>TheDoomsday Machine was the best TOS episode

Don't you think I know that?

>>87393608
jesus christ, andy dick is a fuckup even as a hologram. i hope he doesn't offer the EMH any cocaine.

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>>87393438
It is definitely one of my favorites along with By Any Other Name which I like simply because this woman was so damned hot.

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>>87393608
Can someone explain how the Federation didn't go to war with the Romulan Empire after this?

>>87398547
According to STO warring with the federation, and Romulans has never really ended. They're always at war, but civilized when the story calls for it.

CIA is joining the Discovery cast

>>87398929
Well shit, already sold for this new trainwreck.

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>>87397202
early on they weren't sure if she should be a part country gal or not.

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>it's a Earth Time Travel episode

>>87398929
WHERE NO BIG GUY HAS GONE BEFORE

>>87393608

Why were the Federation and Romulans fighting like this during the Dominion War

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>>87393438
Not so fast, OP.

Although, it is great.

>>87399279
I think that was before the Romulans entered the war. Before In the Pale Moonlight.

>>87395655
that dude the babelien took was a creep, probably spaced him after a year

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PROMENADE

>>87397365
Nanomachines, son

>>87398276
>Kirk cucks an alien and gets into a fight
>Scotty drinks em under the table

pure TOS

>>87398929
First one to talk gets to stay on my starship!

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>>87398929
He's a big guy

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>>87398929

Would CIA save the Star Trek franchise though?

>>87400811
>Those lustful looks in the background from Troi and Crusher

YOU JUST KNOW

>>87400862
with no survivors

>>87400811
Cranial temperatures reaching maximum capacity.

>>87400862
No, CIA will crash it with no survivors. He's a disaster magnet but it will be glorious.

CIA starring as: Section 31 "Big Guy"

>>87400945
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DOCTOR BASHIR?

dukat makes a real handsome bajoran desu

not even gay

>>87397365
>Are fighting skills assimilated?
Yes. Seven should really know everything.
The Borg should also be completely unbeatable.

>>87401015
But can he smug to spoonhead level?

CIA really needs to be a Section 31 guy on Discovery

>>87401117
Doctor Bashir, I'm Section 31

>>87401183
The role is perfect for him

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>>87400727
For you

I'M A ROCKET MAN

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How many ~people~ did Worf kill in S7E19?

>>87401347
not enough

>that gay guy who likes my favorite DS9 character is actually some sort of girl
dang girl lets fugg

>>87401453
Agreed

>>87401512
post nips

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Reminder that Trill are GOOLD with memory loss.

>>87401292
>Dat lean

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>>87401453

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Captain Samantha Carter, USS Enterprise.

>>87401347
cave riker ate most of the crew. it's why he's still alive in the ready room.

>ds9
>everyone treats trill just like any other being

>tng
>crusher cant 'deal' with a trill relationship

what happened

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Captain Scorpius, USS Enterprise

>>87401745
Crusher was a cunt

>>87401745
Crusher is a massive racist

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OUTTA MY WAY DOMINION FUCKING SHITS

>>87397154
Early on in Voyager the ship was running low and power and they had to ration replicator use because it's literally an energy-matter converter, then coffee-addicted janeway figures she can use gases from a nebula to power the ship and its replicators.

>>87401780
I like SG1, TNG and DS9 equally

>>87401745
Maybe parasite slugs just gross her out.

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City on the Edge of Forever remains the best TOS episode.

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>It's a Q vs Ascended Daniel episode

>>87401887
What's wrong with Andromeda?

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>>87401663
I was high that whole convention. It was great.

>>87401887
Futurama and BSG should be no where near High-Tier

>>87401957
The first season is good, the middle seasons are bad, the last season is astonishingly terrible.

>>87401663
I don't understand what I'm looking at, it's like a vortex of double-barrelled ugliness.

>all this time Bashirfaggot has been a cute girl

wew lad

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>It's a Thor vs Sisko episode

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>>87401959
post bobs

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>>87402074

>>87401663
Let's paint the town halal.

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Would you a Chakotay

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Who /Trip/ here?

will discovery have any vulcans/andorians in it

or will it just be boring and focus on humans and klingons

>>87402146
Fuck no, primadonnas like him ruined voyaher

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*blocks your path*

>>87402224
Younger Sarek will be in it.

When Earth's top diplomats to Vulcan died 20 years earlier, Vulcan's top diplomat adopted their orphaned daughter.

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Pic related, an Andorian according to Discovery.

>>87402039
>girl
Anon, I ...

>>87402039
>all this time Bashirfaggot has been a faggot

ftfy

>>87402224
>tfw STD won't have Cardie qts.
fuck that shit.

>>87401887
>Stargate SG1
>my fucken sides!

i'm starting to prefer ds9 over tng. the characters are just too good in ds9

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Did Duras die slowly?

SG1 could defeat the Dominion by themselves tbqh

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Anon, tell me about my sexual organs.

we wuz klingonz and sheit

>>87402442
>>>/bant/

>>87402406
Which season are you on?

DS9 has amazing characters. Both protagonists and antagonists are interesting. Come to think of it, TNG never really had many compelling villains - the Borg and Lore are the only comes I can really appreciate.

I'm a rocket man

>>87402561
It would be pretty tough to have a protagonist without a hard continuity. TNG was made for syndication & random order.

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>>87402542
What is the Star Trek equlivent of a fucking leaf?

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>>87401311
>>87402570
Ŕ̬̟O̘͖̩̞̩͞C͍̦̟̰͇͉̥̼͘͝͞K͖͓̻̫̭̯̣


E̸͖͡͠T̻̗͜


M̫ͅA̯͎̗̳͜N̩̳͚̝͈̪ͅ

>>87402620
Bajorans. A fucking oval

>>87401887
>voy and sga on the same tier
I'M PERSONALLY INSULTED BY THIS PICTURE

>It's a Sisko and Dukat become bros and branch off and form their own buddy cop show where they blow the fuck out of the Dominion together alternate universe.

>>87402146
A̡̛̝̼͓̺͕̻̔̆̋̌̈̒̐ͦ͛ͨͩ͆͒̉̄͛͟-̨̮̰̹̟̳̦̫̤̮̞̩̪͍̮̰̖̻͉̈́͌͛͌̒̎ͦ͗͞ǩ̵̨̬͕̭͎́̎͌̽ͮ̂ͣͪ͑̆͒̋́̚h̶͖̯̖͙̯̯̼̔̈́ͮ̑ͮ̓̚̕̕ͅơ̵̞̖̥͙̖͙̦̓̃ͩ̔́͘͜͟o̵̮̦͙͕̙ͬ͂́̂͗̈́ͬͩͣ͂̉ͅ-̶̡̧̧̱̺̻̦̞̪̙̹̮͎̮̫̠ͬ̂ͬͤ̔ͩͯ̓͟c̩̳͔̮̞͍͓̫̳̞͚̗̙̗̤̳̽͊̏̈̔ͬ͊̍̐ͬͣ̐ͯ̐ͧ̊͝h̵̯̩̯͓̗̺̖̖̘͖̳̜̰̱͋̾̋ͬ͋̊̾̔͌ͬ̈́̕͞ͅȩ̛͚̝͕̠͔̭̦̗̙̞͖̳̖͎̞̞̹ͨ͑̋̍͐̔̉ͮ̓͡e̢̦̞̜̤͕͕̫͉͓͍̪̣̯͛ͬͣ̔͌̄͂́̉̈́̾͑͟-̵̡̛͙͈̦̫̦͓͍̼͚͖̪̬̪͖͎̃̔̎̆͌ͭ̄ͭ̌̆̋͂ͫ̒͜͠m̨̞̙̼͓̭̖̥̩͍̻̰͈̥̪̈ͨ̓͑̌̊̑̄́õ͉̦̣̗̞̝̗̥̦̣̥̞͚͎̹̝̦̊̿͌̓ͧ̈͛ͪ̐͂ͬ́͛͗̓͟͞ÿ̭̯͙̝̰́̆͐̂ͧͫ̉͑̿̀͟a̧̺̝̳̬ͮ͐̆͆ͤͫͧ͊̍͛̾̊͂ͣ̀͟͜

>>87402406
DS9 had was a great show, but I feel like the secondary characters were more interesting and fleshed out than the main cast. I would've liked an episode with just any combo of Dukat, Damar, Weyoun, Winn and Garak.
they were also much better actors, I was constantly annoyed by Jadzia, Bashir, Sisko and Jake's actors

>>87401887
>farscape
>baby5
>same tier
some cardies just want to watch bajor burn

>It's a Farscape shitters ruin SG1 episode

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>>87402620

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>>87402620
A FUCKING PROPHECY

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>>87402704
>annoyed by Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi

What are you some kind of faggot?

>>87401060
Which they are, ultimately they will assimilate everything or go post-physical.

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>>87402835
All jokes aside, you do realize that you need to abandon your trip or stop posting here altogether, right? Whether you're a girl or a trap, no one will ever have a serious discussion with you again. They'll either be white knighting you, or lashing out at you, because everyone wants a qt grill (or trap) that loves Star Trek as much as they do.

You must go into exile.

>>87402835
I know you have his dick in your mouth, but he was really inconsistent. I don't fully blame him, some of his early storylines were shit and when they made him genetically enchanced you could tell he fucking hated being turned into Data 2.0 so he was really bland and monotone delivering his lines. But it does make him less interesting to watch.

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Is Enterprise worth the time to watch?

I heard it starts off strong but then gets weak, thus cancelled, but isn't that the same as HBO Rome? I loved that...

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>>87393438
Someone make a web of that guy's face as he flies the shuttle craft into the mouth

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About to rewatch DS9

>>87402899
That shit about losing his leg was the most annoying plotline ever.

>>87402704
>>87402835
Bashir was fine, I think him going from full blown idealist to cycnical and dedicated Section 31 operative would have been a better arch though. He had seen some shit by this point and it would have made sense.

>>87402942
watch it until the nazis show up

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>>87402704
>I was constantly annoyed by Jadzia, Bashir, Sisko

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>>87402951
Dude looked rough.

>>87402956
>plotline
It was only 2 episodes and they were both great. Possibly the best exploration of PTSD in the entire franchise, certainly up there with Family and Hard Time (great episodes too).

>>87402942
Season 4 is pretty good, everything else is mediocre or straight up bad. Don't watch the last episode.

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>>87402956
>It's a Nog screeching episode

>>87402942
Season 3 is top tier trek. The whole season is a big desperate hail mary to save Earth. Well worth sticking with it IMO.

>>87401663
Who are they meant to be? Is one of them you anon?

>>87402942
>I heard it starts off strong but then gets weak
The opposite. Starts weak and gets stronger. If you've read the opposite, it was copypasta spammed by a regular troll here.

It's a decent show but also nowhere near as good as Rome.

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What will Discovery's theme be like?

>>87403245
It will be worse.

>>87403245
it won't have one

>>87403245
If the trailers are anything to go off, pianos and BWAAAAAAAAAMs

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>>87403245
AND IT ALL STARTED WITH A BIG BANG, BANG!

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>>87403245
It's going to be an original song by Eddie Vedder about how Sarek never gets his mind back.

>>87403245
>>87403277
>>87403293
>>87403382
>>87403414
>>87403420
60-piece orchestral symphony.

They haven't revealed it to us lowly proles yet, but they already played it at the Television Critics Association 2017 conference.

http://www.slashfilm.com/weve-heard-the-star-trek-discovery-theme-music-new-details-on-the-shows-serialized-storytelling-tca-2017/

>>87403041
the one on the right is bashirfaggot

>>87403245
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD[...] remixed as a dance pop song

I have yet to see proof that Bashirfag is a girl, and will therefore continue to disbelieve it

>Canon presents its own limitations. “The number of things that are seen for the first time in TOS will blow your brain,” Goldsman said. “You’re like, ‘I want a Gorn skull.’ Well, they haven’t met a Gorn yet. That’s sort of a great game to be able to navigate. Because of the time period we have chosen, it is fundamentally adaptation. We are adapting rather than entirely creating. Adaptation is great fun. Adaptation is a form and you don’t mind the boundaries.”

Trying to pass off creative bankruptcy and retcons as 'exciting'.

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>>87403594
they're a cute transtesticle

>>87403648
how is this picture proof of anything?

>>87403648
post the fucking vulva you vulcan vixen

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>A
>FUCKING
>SPOON

>>87403695
I'm just going off what's been posted in /trek/ threads previously

>>87403793
what's this? the new bat'leth?

>>87403793
>>87403848
>the STD bat'leth is a fucking spoon
STD confirmed for dead on arrival.

rub its hood

>>87402942
just watch it, or not. fuck, who cares.

>>87403245
An orchestral theme played on differently stretched labias.

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>>87403793
That is a hybrid spork you bitch.

I would quite like a device in my brain that slowly gives me heroin

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>>87404116
Is Garak's clostrophobia that resulted from his father locking him in a closet code for the fact Tain did not approve of his son's obvious homosexual behavior and preferred he stayed closeted?

Why is google offering to translate this page?

>>87404403
I'm sure the truth was some sort of deranged mix of the two.

>>87404403
Do you ever shut up about Garak and Bashir or do you need to shitpost about it constantly to have some meaning in your life?

>>87398547
They were already fighting the Dominion

The Romulans spent the entire run of TNG doing this shit - break the treaty, claim ignorance, Fed lets it go because fuck another war with the Romulans.

This was just another incident

>>87404403
I feel like you're projecting here

>>87401663
>dat Bashirfag

sort of want

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why do the romulans dress so sillily
why are their ships so silly with all that empty space in them

>>87404403
Tain heard the human expression "closeted homosexual" and took entirely the wrong meaning?

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>>87404460
Yes.

>>87404583
perhaps the universal translator was too literal?

>>87404622
post boobies

>>87404571
their entire race is a massive false flag by the vulcans.

>>87402039
>cute
Put your trip on faggot

>>87404433
kek wtf, must be because of >>87402835's faggotry

>>87396768
I've always wanted this on a mug

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>>87404649

>>87396768
>ywn make a one-liner which will referenced by an astronaut in space.
https://twitter.com/astrosamantha/status/589035429879513088

Would Harlan Ellison's original script for City on the Edge of Forever be better to film?

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>>87403547

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>And you're all astronauts....on some kind of Star Trek

What did he mean by this?

>>87405083
Left the theater right there 2bh

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>>87405035
Why would you feed your cat cholocate milk like that in the first place?

>>87405295
Same reason you'd tripfag on an anonymous Sri Lankan shoe decorating website: fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>87393438
What would win: The Doomsday Machine or a Borg Cube?

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>>87405409

ctmayso

Is there a requirement in Starfleet that demands every admiral be a slimy piece of shit?

>>87405505
I think it's just an analogy for managers being cunts

>>87405505
Admirals are the people who could no longer be trusted on starships

>>87405409
Our known timeline for the existence of borg cubes implies they would be aware of the dooms day machines weakness thanks to widespread access to federation database and personell.

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QUICK. Choose your top ten Star Trek episodes from any of the series'.

>>87405570
Kirk getting himself demoted was basically a double kobayashi maru. Beating the unbeatable test.

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>>87405570
Seems legit

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>>87405607
That's Harry Kim levels of desperation

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>>87402191
Reed was the very first character to be seen having intimate contact with T'Pol

>>87405673
was she mind-melding with his anus?

>>87398547
The Federation would probably only instagate war if their member worlds were directly threatened not because someone steals a ship.

They already killed thousands of Romulans and recoverd the ship anyway.

>>87405699
He talks out of his arse

>a beautiful vulcan woman will never nverve pinch the G-spot inside your butthole

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>>87404571
The uniforms are urban camouflage, they blend in perfectly with upholstry.

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>>87405699
Malcolm was dying and he fantasized about her just after imagining the captain calling him a brave.


That episode though
>put your finger on the hole
>yeah
>your finger
>it's going to stop the negative pressure of space to suck us out of this ship
>your finger
Malcolm's finger is the reason why Brexit happened. Why would Britain need any dirty polacks plumber when their finger are universal seals.

>>87405858
>in Star Trek, Ireland re-united in 2024

We appear to be right on schedule

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>>87405814
>a beautiful vulcan woman will never give you oo-mox

>>87405858
I found the mashed potatoes as sealant to be even dumber. wtf kind of food were they eating?

>>87405988
>Ferengi
>T'Pol
>Ferengi first contact was in TNG

wat

>>87406023
Yeah. TNG's first contact was technically the third. You literally just can't keep the space jews out of the show.

>>87401959
I got to overhear Nog and Rom argue about Trump

>>87406021
chef's specialty

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>>87406129
>yfw Riker was actually trying to save them

when did star trek threads turn into facebook

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>>87406243
They always were

Other than literal personal information it's the best it's been these past few months. A new generation is watching all of Star Trek at once.

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>>87406193
>that roll of pudge coming over the waistband of his pants and just touching the countertop

wew lads.

>>87405622
The City on the Edge of Forever
In the Pale Moonlight
Duet
Best of Both Worlds
Mirror, Mirror
Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy
The Visitor
Yesterday's Enterprise
Space Seed

>>87398547
>>87398714
Romulans are the North Koreans of Star Trek

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I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage!

>>87406065
3rd? What was the 2nd time? The time where they were mentioned in the genocide for prime directive episode?

>>87406628
savage af

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>>87406619
Does that make Vulcan South Korea? Are there V-Pop bands?

>>87406688
DS9, quark, rom & nog went back in time. They were the area 51 shit.

>>87406728
oh right, forgot about that

It's not good at all. It's the worst it's ever been, and anyone who thinks differently has no taste at all and is probably a newfag, and also stupid.

>>87406628
Mr Worf, why does that Klingon have no ridges

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>This Yang slaps your girl on the ass and says "e pleb nista, Com"
What do you do?

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>>87396253
He's just having fun with life at this point

>Ian! Ian look!
>What is it Pat–oh my god...
>It says–it says, Sir Patrick Stewart, a knighted man...as POOP
>That's the only reason you took the part, isn't it?
>Me, Ian! Me, as POOP! I would have done it for free!

>>87396253
You know he's a recurring character in American Dad right?

"Old millionaire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBZ5OLy2EDg doesn't give a fuck" - more at 11

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>>87406611
>A degenerate tripfag notices the same thing as you and has the same fetish as you
Even his gut on this tabletop back in season 3 gives me a rager

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Name 1 (one) DS9 episode.

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>>87407756
His Way

>>87407756
Profit and Lace

>>87407756
emissary

>>87407756
the house of quark

>>87407756
Passenger

>>87407756
Sons of Mogh

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>>87407756
Shore Leave? A Trip to The Romulan Hot Springs!

>>87407756
Muh Prophets

Come to Quark's
Quark's is fun
Come right now, don't walk - Run!

>>87407756
Duet.

>>87407756
the one where garak and sisko murder a romulan for some reason

>>87406023
They said in the TNG episode that they knew about the Farengi, just not a lot.

Although Picard is my favourite captain. My favourite trek is Voyager. It's just so much fun. And I love the doctor. And Kes and Seven of Nine are the most top tier wives in all of trek.

What is the most important Trek episode?

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>>87408297

>>87408411
DELET

>>87408411
>troi
always makes me laugh
good ol' greek genetics

>>87408411
Seven of Nine mommy out of 10.

>>87408376
The original TOS pilot

>>87408411
really reminds you how old tng/ds9/voy actually are

>>87408411
>Torres obviously shooped
>Hoshi so lit she'd get a DUI

>>87408411
i'd let her ho my shi if you catch my meaning

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>>87408522
>tng premiered 30 years ago

>>87408584
And you wonder why the cast turn up to conventions and can't remember funny anecdotes from random episodes

>>87408522
How come patrick stewart doesn't age though?

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>>87408660
Once you reach max level, you stop levelling

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>Nog and Jake rescued by ship
>crew are all cadets who've given themselves higher ranks
>Nog isn't automatically in charge because he's an actual officer and not a cadet larping as a captain

The fuck is this shit DS9?

>>87408825
what ep is that again?

>>87408866
Duet

>>87407756
Treachery, Faith and the Great River

>>87393492
Because of you chrome thinks this thread is in Vietnamese.

>>87408866
past prologue

>Neelix tried to beam himself into space because there's no afterlife

>it's never mentioned again

VOYAGEEEEEEER

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>>87408936
thank you

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>>87407756
Playing god

>>87408954
The great thing about Voyager is each episode is self contained. You can enjoy it without knowing anything about the previous episodes.

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Fuck.......that was powerful. This episode made me more of a spiritual person

>>87409093
ahkoocheemoya on this day we are far from our ancestral homeland ahkoocheeymoya

>>87409093
Akoocheemoya

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>>87409131
Is Admiral Chekotay his father?

>>87409093
Acoochicoo

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>>87409093

>>87409093
>Native Americans have their own planet

Even in Trek future they are on a reservation

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>>87409176
>your ancestor is a murderer
>get the fuck off our planet or else you're a murderer too

Fucking yank-pakis

>>87395886
>>87409093
and you get to see redskin's arse

Who are the worst characters from any Trek?

>Chokotay
>Westly
>Troi
>Mother of Troi
>Seven of Nine

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>>87409262
>Mother of Troi

>>87409262
>not Kes
>not Harry
>not Paris
>not Worf

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>>87409332
>worf
>anywhere close to worst

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>>87409223
>Picard is French
>Somehow has an american ancestor

Picard confirmed for being a typical american LARPer

>>87409332
Paris is fucking great, I don't know what show you were watching.

>>87409369
>Paris is fucking great

Ok anon, you have the floor

Enlighten us

>>87409332
Worf is based as fuck. Only Klingon in Starfleet but too based to fully conform to Earth culture.

>>87409262
worf's son

>>87409384
>badass rebel, multiple prison terms
>chooses to bang Belanna on his own terms, not when some horny Vulcan mind rapes her
>Captain Proton
Need I continue?

>>87409332
(You)

>>87393721
From Tin Man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8cQOus8rpw

>>87409461
>join rebels
>get arrested
>sorry admiral daddy I'll make right

>>87409262
Wil Wheaton was good in TNG they should never have sent him away to the academy.

>>87393438
I love this episode.
Have a card of Decker in my wallet

>>87409390
>>87409350
worf was utterly useless.

>>87409461
>badass rebel, multiple prison terms
He wasn't a rebel, he just wanted to spite his overbearing father. And he served one prison term.

>chooses to bang Belanna on his own terms, not when some horny Vulcan mind rapes her
She he hit on a pretty girl. Wow, so cool

>Captain Proton
Second worst recurring holodeck content besides Vic Fontaine

>Need I continue?
Please do

>>87409529
True, but he's fun to watch

>>87409531
>one prison term
>gets locked up for saving an ocean world from pollution
Literally Captain Planet. You're just jealous.

>>87409511
The character was ass and annoying. The Enterpeise is the flagship of Starfleet and anyone would be glad to get to serve not. Yet this punk ass kid gets to sit at the helm because his mom has dinner with the Captain. Bullshit.

>>87409511
is that you Wil?

>>87409529
He's an excellent tactical officer.

>>87409674
>Captain, I suggest-
>No.

>>87409674
>>87409696
>RED ALERT
>Belay that.

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>>87400727
So, were the Angel One-ians summoning Mana Wraiths too?

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Would they defeat the Borg?

>>87409360
Think they were referring to him being white.

>>87409262
>choucrouté
>Bellanna "everyday the red army's invading" Torres
>Harry "Sulu 2.0 is shit" Kim
>Rom (never go full retard)
>Troi
>Alexander (gamble with a child actor really didn't work out, DS9 was just as bad)
>Trip

>>87409993
Harry got shat on because Jewllywood hates Asians. Sulu got shafted too and want in every episode even tho he was the fucking helmsman.

>>87409993
Rom is Rain Man who gets bitches.
>Alexander
>Harry
>T'pol
>Troi
>Jake
>Wes

>>87410070
What did they suck out all Harry's acting skills with their jew curses?

>>87409332
Tom Paris is one of the best characters in Voyager.

>>87410171
It would be better if he wasn't Tom Paris though.

>>87401347
Why was Crusher not formally charged? She even cracks a joke about what she did in the end.

>>87409529
>it's a worf recommends extra security but gets dismissively shot down episode
Why didn't they listen to him more?

>>87410225
Can't trust a Klingon

>>87410225
They listen to the barrel instead.

>>87410182
You mean he'd be better if he was Nicholas Locarno

>>87404571
>why do the romulans dress so sillily
I think it's weird how few aliens seem to dress silly, fashion is a cultural thing. And shoulderpads are top-tier /fa/.

>why are their ships so silly with all that empty space in them
They have cloaked vessels, it makes sense that their engine exhaust would be directed inwards to hide it better from enemy sensors

>>87410354
Right thats the one.

>>87404571
more surface area to have windows and watch space

>>87404571
>why do the romulans dress so sillily

Have you seen literally every Federation citizen who wasn't in a Starfleet uniform?

Why did the Fed outlaw jeans?

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>>87393438
Best ever TOS episode is right here.

>>87408710
to be fair, isn't picard supposed to be like 70 in the series?

>>87410225
because they are without honor

>>87410225
>captain recommend we raise shield and arm photons
>no mr worf, we must try diplomacy
>enterprise gets fucked up
shit happened like five times

>>87410529
Humans age slower in the future.

new bread

>>87410658
>>87410658
>>87410658

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>>87396253
I already knew that.

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>BIG LOBES