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THANK YOU GOD I just hope JJ Abrams stays far away

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THANK YOU GOD

I just hope JJ Abrams stays far away
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>shit wars

lmao
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>>87392894
this. why do you even care you massive fucking plebe
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The only thing that would make me give a shit would be them bringing in Cronenberg, because he'd probably film something amazing that they wouldn't be willing to release.
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>>87392860
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>>87392860
Time to choose a womyn to direct
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>>87393073
I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
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>>87393073
I always assumed most of the uruk-hai were black.
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They already ruined star wars. It doesnt matter who they put in there.
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>>87392860
they could have a monkie directing and it would still break box office records , just make rey and that negro have sex and it'll be enshrined as the greatest civil rights movie of the 21st millineum
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James Cameron when?
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>tfw Lynch Star Wars could actually happen
They’ve gone through just about every other director by this point
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>>87392860
Check the catalog next time, nigger.
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>Trevorrow had to edit script constantly to please Disney
jesus christ. a director with barely any style is being told to change it many many times.
get ready for the latest cookie cutter crap
>>87393376
you must be stupid
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didnt they consider some no name token nigger cunt a couple of months ago?
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>>87392860
>will not now directing
Who's the poo in loo editor who let this slip by?
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>>87393376
You're a retarded faggot.
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>>87392860

I don't get why everyone hates Treverrowowow. He's completley...passable.

That's more than can be said for J.J.

I heard they rejected his multiple scripts.

I'm guessing he left out;

>Death Star

>Cute Furry Creature That Can Be Made Into Plushies
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>>87392860
>will not now be directing
Why doesn't the idiot just say "No longer directing"

fuck me how do these people get jobs
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>>87393439
this
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>>87393059

They should be hiring a higher class of hack for these things.

Ron Howard was a step in the right direction.

Maybe get Gore Verbinski for the last one - His Dane movie flopped. You could even let him make Bioshock like he's been trying to do.
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>>87393086
>choosing a cis binary gender
Disgusting
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>>87393073
>women lead the rapefugees in Europe to destroy the white man
it's like poetry
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>>87393073
surely life isn't real anymore.
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This is why he was fired
>“Obviously it’s very lopsided, and hopefully it’s going to change as time goes on, but it hurts my feelings when I’m used as an example of white, male privilege. I know many of the female filmmakers who are being referred to in these articles. These women are being offered these kinds of movies, but they’re choosing not to make them.”
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>>87392860
Just suck it up and hire Lucas to direct.
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>>87393073
What is it? You don't like diverse casts and brave women, goy?
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>>87392860
who should replace him?
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>>87393073
>my ancestor :)
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>>87394155
Please no. The wounds left by the Hobbit are still fresh.
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>>87393059
Luke removes flesh and bone lightsaber hilt from aroused vagina cavity in his leg.
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>>87393073
Because a long time ago in a galaxy far far away MUST have Africans, right?
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>>87393376
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Ayo bud, *smacks lips* you prolly wonderin how I ended up with a laserblade and this weird ass cracker, aight?
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>>87393589
lmao
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Would be great if they get Alfonso Cuarón or Takashi Miike (probably not) to direct
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>>87392860
Massive fucking bullet dodged. Let's hope his idea was to remake RotJ and Disney wanted something at least a little more original.
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>mutual decision
My ass Kathleen Kunt Kennedy fired him because his last movie The Book of Henry was a failure. This bitch needs to go away, she's a huge negative force that is ruining Star Wars
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>>87392860
He couldn't take how bad episode 7 and 8 are and finally snapped. He couldn't salvage this failed fan fiction.
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Is it time for Christopher Nolan to step in and save this dying franchise?
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>>87398817
They probably told him "we're doing ROTJ", find a way. Besides , it's entirely possible Rian Johnson ended episode 8 on an absurd cliffhanger. What a shame what is happening in SW. The level of ineptitude of Lucasfilm under KKK is apalling. This is what happens when a give a movie studio to a failed secretary
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>>87398657
>be employed by Lucasfilm for creative role
>Attempt to do job hired for
>Told there are creative differences
Why doesn't this cunt just direct these god damn toy commercials herself?
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>>87398934
Is she actually a failed secretary? info on this?
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>>87399073
Because then if things fuck up she won't have anyone to take the fall
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>So, they need a director for Star wars?
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>>87399246
Yes she started as Spielberg's secretary when he was making 1941and he mentioned she was pretty bad at that. Then she magically became co-producer on his movies.
http://fortune.com/2015/09/10/kathleen-kennedy-lucasfilm-star-wars/
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>>87399448
>allowing a rapist to direct a movie
>in 2017

ummm, problematic much?
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>>87395038
hmm, yeah?!
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>>87399448
>Joss, why are we filming all of my scenes alone?
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>>87399688
It's not rape but more like prostitution. Young sluts suck dick to further their career, they could always walk off and work like evryone else instead of trying to take a shortcut by the couch.
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Maybe based Rian can tackle this one too
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Just get the ROTJ guy. He's still alive right?
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who fucking cares Star Wars sucks
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>>87394155
I think I like TFA at least better than hobbit
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>>87392860
The first was shit so the trilogy is ruined.

W H O C A R E S
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>>87399899
He died of cancer in the 80s
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In no particular order, the only people I want directing Star Wars are:
>George Lucas
>Zack Snyder
>Michael Bay
>David Lynch
>James Cameron
>Guillermo Del Toro
>Steven Spielberg
>Francis Ford Coppola
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>>87400167
Exactly, the fags at reddit are pretending to be happy Trevorow will be replaced by eventually a good director. As bad as he is, he's still far more competent than JJ copypatse lensflare Abrams. Yet these same fags pretend he did a good job. He ruined it for evryone, the fans, George Lucas and the next directors. Future SW movies are fucked because he destroyed the legacy of the OT. The Force, the Jedi, it's just a big playground for Mary sues
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>>87392860
>trevorrow
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>Akira Kurosawa will never return to us to direct an amazing Star Wars flick
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>>87392860
What if the han solo movie were directed by Terry gilliam and it was basically fear and loathing in space
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>>87393495

I'd be perfectly okay with the Wachowskis directing a Star Wars movie.
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>>87399448
this is going to happen
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There is only one option now
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>>87399777
Digits confirm Joss will rape/direct Episode IX
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>>87395038
>somehow implying that white is the default color for humans
I'm not saying everyone has to be KANGZ, but there's no sense in getting buttblasted that other races are included in Star Wars.
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>>87394278
I blame the studio more than Jackson honestly, if anything he was trying to salvage what he could. And unexpected journey was mostly pretty comfy.
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>>87400585
Im still holding my breath that Gilliam will make a three stigmata of palmer eldrich movie.
Seems kind of perfect for him desu.
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>>87400437
Kill yourself
>>87398475
Cuarón is the more likely. And I would appreciate it
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I think Kathleen Kennedy and Amy Pascal are the same person.
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>>87401287
It's like Twin peaks, as if one wasn't already a nightmare, we got two of them.
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Snoke will make a Death Star out of a sun. It will blow up.
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Even the brain dead normalfags that watch Star Wars have to realize these next flicks are gonna be shit, right?
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It's time for the true savior of Star Wars to finish the job
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>>87392860

How many of these fucking movies are they wiping and rewriting? This is just nuts for a major corporation to hit reset over and over. I mean nothing beats the Han Solo movie being nearly completely reshot plus the main actor being sent an acting coach.

Rogue One was also reshot almost entirely. Not that it helped it.

>>87398640
>Let's hope his idea was to remake RotJ and Disney wanted something at least a little more original.

We already know you're fucking wrong, because the main problem Disney had with Rogue One was that it was too far off the track, too grim, too "un-Star Wars". And we know the problems Disney had with Han Solo was that they were going for a comedy angle. So rest assured Disney always steers toward the mushy middle ground of boring. Just like TFA was a boring rehash, a committee movie appealing to the lowest common denominator that took zero risks.
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>>87402203
lol, maybe wait until you watch the watered down version of ESB to make up your mind. KKK will probably pull a stunt and hire a female director, either Patty Jenkins, Kathryn Bigelow or Ava Duvernay. Mark my words.
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>>87402211
Why has Disney Star Wars been such a disaster? Seriously? Even the tie-in book authors have been complete asses to the fans.

I just can't fathom how a huge media company could drop the ball like this. No, it's not exactly going to be great art, that's the point, but I would have thought it would have all been competently made at least.
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This is why Disney gets for trying to be POTTERY as possible
>well we're soft remaking the entire OT, so lets do the exact same thing the OT did with different directors because NOSTALGIA
It's like these dumb cunts glossed over the fact LUCAS COULD NOT DIRECT V AND VI EVEN IF HE WANTED TO BECAUSE OF LEGAL ISSUES. THERE WAS NO REASON TO GET DIFFERENT DIRECTORS FOR THE NEW TRILOGY AT ALL.
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>>87393376
Lynch`s Star Wars would be awesome.

>Non lineal surrealism
>The FBI lady would be there being all catty.
>Long scenes of people staring to the camera and doing nothing.
>Retards repeating the same things over and over again.
>Star Wars interdimensional trippy travel.
>He was already approached to film the Return of the Jedi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PALjbTo1D5U
Make it happen please.
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>>87393376
he said no like 30 years ago
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>>87402678
Not only they got different directors to copy the OT, they also get these guys to write the film. George wasn't a retard who made the films on the fly, he laid a whole story that is bigger than what we've seen and then hired script writers to polish it and finally shot them. The way kathleen kennedy is running Lucasfilm is baffling. No story, just the OT as a layout and then improvisation. shit actors that are selected for their connections or according to obscure agendas.
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>>87402791
Well, i'm glad he refused, his Dune film was trash.
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>>87401287
They're just the same kind of idiot, except KKK actually has a 5 billion dollar franchise where Pascal has Spider Man
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>>87402430

I would never have believed it could be fucked up this bad. It makes the prequels look good. And side projects including games outshine both so one wonders how hard it could possibly be to fuck up this hard when poorly paid vidya fatguys can make better stories.
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>biggest (new) yes man director in the business walks away because of creative differences

Just how fucking bad is it to work with Kathleen Kennedy?
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>>87395038
but it must have europeans?
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>>87402430

They only have one formula and that's the Marvel formula. Now that the Death Star is gone they want something new and have no idea how to make the plot compelling. They probably put in too many quips which turned it into a comedy, the director couldn't make it work under Disney's instructions and left.
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>>87403029
>Colin Trevorrow Left After His Relationship With Kathleen Kennedy Soured.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/colin-trevorrow-as-director-star-wars-episode-ix-1035463
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>>87400466
This. It's probably JJ's fault this shit happened to begin with. Had JJ actually stuck to the original outline ideas and not change everything just to make it more like A New Hope and not left the sequel directors to clean up his mess after not having anything planned for the sequels, they probably wouldn't have had problems with the script for episode 9.
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>they are unironically discussing departure of disney's director
Daily reminder who actually runs these movies and none of the directors really matters
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>>87403604
>>87403236
she needs to die
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>>87403619
That's not how it works, sweety. If she dies, someone will just relace her and nothing will changes.
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>>87395038
> that one guy who asked a member of the Lucas Story Group (who decide on every little storydetail of comics to movies) on Twitter if Mace Windu is a human or haruunian (because his homeplanet is stated as Haruun Kal)
> the Story Group guy actually answered Mace Windu is a human with a ... at the end so you can taste how he shakes his head while writing it

Delicious.

In my headcanon all niggers are from Bespin even though Bespin is a gas planet.
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>>87403710
That's not true, I really believe Disney gave her full rein and her ineptitude is showing. Everyone believed the persona she created including Disney execs and George Lucas. she's been bragging about producing the best movies you watched in your childhood while she was just a secretary who was Spielberg's side bitch which gave her the privilege to be credited as producer on his films.
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>>87400437
I want to know what would have happened had Lynch made ROTJ instead of Dune, this shitty timeline is driving me insane.
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>>87402045
I have high hopes that they will feel fatigued and betrayed when they watch Young Han Solo barely 6 months after episode 8 with a much lower production value. I can't expect any more than a sy fy channel tv movie out of that.
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Could based Bird save this shitshow?
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You know who would make a good Star Wars film?

Paul Verhoeven
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>>87403972
>the original ROTJ plot involved the imperial base being a massive lava castle on a planet protected by 2 Death Stars
Truly the worst timeline
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>>87404267
I'd be OK with this actually
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>>87392860
Wait there are more than 6 episodes?
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>>87404531
He was actually asked to direct episode 7 but turned it down to make Tomorrowland. Feels bad knowing that he gave up on saving Star Wars so he could make a mediocre movie.
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>>87393462
>I don't get why everyone hates Treverrowowow
he is the ultimate pretentious hack that thinks himself a super intelectual.
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>>87402203
this is most likely, disney loves him
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Put $100 on it
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>>87392860
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get lynch
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>>87403236
>>87403604
>>87403619
>>87403710
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>>87406176
this probably will happen and he will save star wars
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>>87392860
>releases a flop a couple months ago
>gets fired
Brutal
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>>87402847
>he laid a whole story that is bigger than what we've seen
>people actually believe this
My fucking sides, Lucas is a Hack who made it up as he went along.
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>>87403972
just had 18 hours of pure Lynch kino
>worst timeline
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>>87393073
Boyega is the shittest person. He got some fame and now he is milking it. Instead of doing something productive if he wants to contribute more for black people, he is shitting about irrelevant stuff, and thinking himself as new M. L. King.
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>>87406328
If this happens, /tv/ will shit on it, as usual.
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How does one nail a movie before it comes out
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What did she mean by this?
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Director changes with Disney are irrelevant. No matter what the director thinks or wants to do, he'll be forced to do it the Disney way: bland, no risks, appealing to the largest demographic, sarcastic quips, etc. The fact that a notorious yes-man like Trevorow couldn't handle the Disney meddling should be telling of how bad things really are.
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>>87406836
Best part is the Debra Granik thing. Nobody ever heard of this jewess director but somehow should be handed Star Wars over.
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>>87407325
That's why I despise guys like Ron Howard very much. This guy has no shame
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>>87407076
Can't trust dem wite devil. Reparayshuns!
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>>87406836
the producers are happy with the movie and he was easy to work with
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>>87393073
Does this stupid nigger not know Lord of the Rings is based on European mythology/paganism, why the fuck should a movie depicting ancient European culture have african apes in it?
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Please, stop saying good directors like Brad Bird. I don't want them blacklisted like the others.
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I would actually like to see Joseph Kosinski direct. I think the main criticisms for Tron Legacy and Oblivion came down to the writing but the visual look of the films and the soundtracks were fantastic. He also has that history working with Disney.
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>>87393073
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As if matters who the director will be.

The movie will just be about _another_ Death Star that the good guys blow up in the end...
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>>87392860
please god mercy if you exist please don't let abrams direct this movie
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>>87393485
>They should be hiring a higher class of hack for these things.

Are you fucking serious? They firing these shitstain nobody directors because they're not pulling with the corporate mandate.

Why would they hire monster ego auteur movie making legends they couldn't possibly hope to control?

They should just hire fucking complete unknowns and push them around to get the focus grouped mish-mash they want instead of trying to pretend to the geek collective that they're on their level by doing these stupid stunt hirings which always backfire.
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>>87392860
Soon
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>>87407953
They'll do better than that, they'll get a female or a black, or both.
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>>87404341
shit anon you are right
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>>87407479
He was only looking for a job at Hollywood, as soon as he secured a janitor position in Star wars he deleted his tweets.
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>>87393073

He got his job through diversity and JJ forced him in. The original idea for Finn was a white han solo character, it's still in the concept art. JJ insisted they cast a minority for Rey's love interest because he said there are too many whites in Star Wars.

So yeah, of course now he's going to run his mouth and try to force the same twisted distortions onto other shows and movies. So what if GoT and LotR are set in analogs of medieval Europe, to him and the SJW diversity trumps all reason and logic. All that matters is forcing more black actors onto the project.
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>>87393073
It never ends does it? The kikes will never be satisfied, will they?
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>>87408259
why does the girl look like she could be his mother?
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Why the fuck has D I V E R S I T Y become the MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER all of a sudden?

What the fuck is the meaning and purpose of all this shit?

If "people of color" want to be seen in more movies, then why not make more movies about "people of color", instead of putting them in films about white populations where their appearance is not natural? I haven't seen any complaints about no white people in Moana, for instance. You want whites and blacks together then make a fucking Tarzan movie.
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>>87407763
isn't that the truth. Revenge of the Sith apologists can suck my fucking dick
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>>87408559
>then why not make more movies about "people of color"
they are dude. do you even know what won best picture last year?
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>>87408559
Here's an idea... remake this one. Then you can please all the libtards all at once.
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>>87408559
>instead of putting them in films about white populations where their appearance is not natural?

yeah sometimes I forget star wars takes place in maine
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>>87408725
I'm talking about films like lotr or Lancelot, moron.
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>>87408706
Heres another one. If nigges want to play prominent roles in movies, then make nigger movies. Stop niggering up white movies.
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>>87402791
>>87402881
He got a headache is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUkMtWkFKU
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>>87400936
His plan is coming together
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>>87392860
What's the fucking point of these movies even being made anymore? They clearly have no creative driving force behind them and Disney keeps firing directors left and right. Why did George have to sell his property to the worst company on the planet?
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>>87400027
Would unironically be better.
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>>87408646
Yeah. The wrong fucking movie.
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>>87404341
Isn't he still blacklisted? I haven't seen Paul direct anything noteworthy since Hollow Man.
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>>87393073
his name is not Finn. it's Faggot.
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>>87403236
yeah, i'm sure the fact that "the book of henry" is shit had nothing to do with it.
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New director will be a woman
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>>87393462
Because Jurassic World was fucking awful, he couldn't even create the most basic feeling of tension in a fucking killer dinosaur movie and has done nothing even close to warrant him getting such ridiculously highbrow projects, he's one the most obvious cases of Hollywood nepotism I've ever seen.
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>>87402719
His Dune was nothing like that. And the movie breaks apart in second half under the pressure of the story they needed to cramp into one movie.

I am sorry he would not be competent at all.
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>>87409479
Poor fucker tried to make a small personal film to get credibility. Film ends up a mess panned by everyone. Had he made another dumb flashy blockbuster he would still be in line for episode 9. The quality of the film itself is irrelevant, it's just about the reception.
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>>87409228
>Darth Vader and Palpatine toss around the football for no apparent reason
Greatest Star Wars film ever
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>>87392860
Why not let this guy handle it?
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Describe the plot of Episode XI with the following directors:

>Nolan
>Tarantino
>Lynch
>Snyder
>>
Is anyone actually surprised by this? It was obvious from day one he was only attached to it because jurrassic world was a hot topic at the time.
>>
>>87409885
Ben changes his name for Ban(e)
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>>87408559
>Why the fuck has D I V E R S I T Y become the MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER all of a sudden?

Apparently no one has an answer to this.
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>>87409885
>Tarantino
rey is now barefoot
kylo ren starts referring to finn as nigger instead of traitor
>>
>>87409885
Luke has used the force to transcend into the 7th dimension/teseract shit, he is able to use the force to influence time and space throughout the entire star wars timeline. Luke realizes that everything that happened with Palpatine, the fall of the jedi, the discovery of Rey were all necessary in order to bring about the best possible galaxy. Therefore Luke, instead of tying to stop events happening, actually interferes to ensure that they do happen. However because Rey is "the chosen one", child of the force, strong independent woman, mary sue Luke is unable to influence her actions or decisions (insert power of love or some shit). Kylo has developed retrograde amnesia and has turned good again after being convinced that Snoke killed Han. Rey and Kylo fight Snoke, who is a big guy.
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>>87409735
I'm ready for a Toydarian massacre.
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>>87410374
i would watch this.
>>
>>87409885
montage intro instead of a crawl. slo-mo action sequences with lots of zooming. lots of religious imagery everywhere. a metal guitar inspired soundtrack. rey and kylo now have a receeding hairlines. and one of his children commits suicide right before the press junket.
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>>87410404
K I N O
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>>87410404
>plebs go in expecting a brainless Marvel-movie
>it's actually Paradise Lost where Luke seeks to overthrow the Force and its strong independent woman avatar
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>>87392860
>I just hope JJ Abrams stays far away
>>
wheres lucas. hes the only one who can salvage this shit
>>
>>87392860
>caring about Nu-Male Wars

lmao
>>
>>87411071
This gif just reminded me barats and bereta will never make another video :(
>>
>>87409460
Why was he blacklisted? He's based
>>
>>87392860
The force truly is feminine. A woman gets her hands on something and BAM runs it into the ground
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>>87399546
I love how she's all about strong tough women and yet she was literally handed a cushy job. Really scrambles the almonds.
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>>87400466
This. Because remaking a new hope was easier than making a whole new trilogy. As bad as the prequels are they weren't diversified remakes of his original trilogy.
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>>87402045
I think its changing. Even my hardcore super nerd fanboy friends are becoming more meh about this "new" trilogy/diversified remake.
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>>87408559
I don't know anon why all of the sudden the us is super divided over bullshit.
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>>87410404
So, like how Bran becomes the Night King?
>>
>>87413073
He's not blacklisted. He just doesn't give a shit anymore about Hollywood and I cant blame him.
Studios don't trust him anyway since Showgirls and Hollow man. His last movie won 60 awards across the globe but of course no one in America knows about it.
A french production with french actresses.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3716530/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_3
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>>87392894
>>87392948
>>87406176
PLEASE
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>>87408559
It doesn't work like that, sweetie :)
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I wonder how many times he's asked for a shot at it.
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>>87413643
n-no, not like that at all. The force started with two individuals. Luke is led to believe that it was actually one guy and his clone so he uses the force to create a clone a-and that clone becomes Snoke. Luke thinks that him and his clone will have the ability to unlock the secrets of the force but he was wrong. Snoke goes evil and wants to be the only "Luke". They are both looking for Rey since she is the only one that neither can influence (via the force tesseract thing) against the other. The first one to find her can then convince her to fight and defeat the other. They also discover how force sensitive she is and figure that she is the one that needs to be cloned to rule the universe. In the end they try to clone Rey only to come upon the stark realization that the force started with a pair of twin brothers and not a clone of one guy. They realize that all of their fighting throughout the history of the galaxy has been for nothing.
>>
>>87414027
>Snoke is a bigger Luke clone
>Bigger Luke
>Rey wargs into the past while Finn shouts "That's no Luke!"
>"'s'no Luke!"
>"s'nouke!"
>"Snoke!"
>>
>>87413742
After Samurai Jack ending, no thanks.
>>
>>87393073
But Game of Thrones already changed a whole lot of characters that were white in the books to black for the sake of "diversity".

Also, how is making everyone black "diversity"?
>>
>>87409885
That's Episode 11, learn your fucking Roman numerals.
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>>87409228
Yessss, let the Emprah direct it!
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>>87413587
writingexplained.org/all-of-a-sudden-or-all-of-the-sudden
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>>87413714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw&bpctr=1504253725
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>>87393073
Didn't the Rogue One writers state they were just pissed at the elections when they said that?
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Why does Rey look like Satan?
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It's gonna be Brad Bird or Guillermo del Toro.

Screencap this.
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>>87393073
This guy is dumb, the orcs were clearly niggers
>>
>>87415875
I always thought the movie makers intended them to represent "why peepo" because libtard sjws. But if you judge them by their behavior, then yeah... niggers.
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>>87415348
Is that supposed to be an excuse faggot?
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>>87415280
Good video
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>>87416478
>(((their)))
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>>87400437
>>George Lucas
no ... god no
>>Zack Snyder
mmmm ... maybe
>>Michael Bay
actually ok with this
>>David Lynch
like him but not for this
>>James Cameron
yes
>>Guillermo Del Toro
flip of the coin
>>Steven Spielberg
yes
>>Francis Ford Coppola
yes

John McTiernan
Cuaron
John Woo
Tom Tykwer
>>
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>>87416478
>>87416528
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>>87399448
>So, they need a director for Star wars?
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>>87408559
Just a market thing. They take the 'normal' audience for granted. So, the objetive now are minorities.
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>>87392860
sticky when?
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>>87409885
^Nolan recanonizes Darth Bane and the whole thing will be about ancient Sith ghosts posessing some main character like a shitty adaption of Jedi Knight which was a shitty adaption of a 90s childrens/teen book.
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>>87416478
>>87416528

>/pol/ is just a boogeyman
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>when do we start shooting?
>>
we need a woman of color to direct
>>
>>87416865
>>87416877
Which character would Aidan Gillen play in Nolan's Star Wars?
>>
>>87408778
I forgot lotr takes place in maine.
>>
>>87416855
How new are you?
>>
>>87416958
very. I just came from reddit.

I FUCKING LOVE GAME OF THRONES AND BILL NYE
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>>87416867
Fuck off reddit
>>
>>87410231
Because it's bullshit. Apparently these /pol/ retards weren't alive during the last few decades. If this shit came out today you'd have spergs posting WE WUZ PLANETEERS all over the place.
>>
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Step aside
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>>87416528
jesus christ
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>>87416986
You're also a 90s born queer.
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>>87416993
Kill yourself, /pol/. No one would mind.
>>
>>87417009
Kek
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>>87416986
I also came from Reddit and I must say I love those shows too. Rick and Morty is amazing as well.

I wish I could give you gold
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>>87416927
A First Order officer or maybe even Imperial Remnant that refuses to join the First Order and wants to set the empire back on track by replacing Sheevs role with a would-be sith that needs the wisdom of Darth Banes and other siths ghosts.
>>
>>87416817
Actually, I think they are purposely trying to either annoy, taunt, badger, provoke, or guilt trip the 'normals' with these ridiculous antics.
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>>87417009
>posts literally the pioneering globalist children's propaganda cartoon about literal multi-culty children, with earth logos on their chests, "saving the planet"

what did she mean by this?
>>
>>87417222
Fucking kill yourself, /pol/
>>
>>87417039
Im not /pol/ but /pol/ is a part of 4chan. I dont understand why you fags come here to get triggered. Dont they talk about star wars on reddit?
>>
Restart the sequel trilogy

>100 years after ROTJ
>Main character me are decentants of Han, Leia, Luke and Obi-Wan.
>Luke as force ghost
>Don't have to worry about Ford and Fisher
>100 years after..don't have to worry about nostalgic TIE Fighters and X-Wings.
>>
>>87417124
Take Rogue One as an example.

They know the name Star Wars alone is good enough for some people. They don't need to appeal that group since they are gonna watch any movie for the title alone. So which kind of people are they gonna try to cater? This >>87393073 kind of people.
>>
>>87399793
Best possible choice at this time.

>>87400936
Or this.
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>>87417281
*characters are
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>>87417275
>but /pol/ is a part of 4chan
It's also its own board, which we aren't currently on. Back to the cuck shed spic.
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>>87417275
Kill yourself, /pol/
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>>87400981
if blacks are subhumans on earth who can't build anything more than mudhuts you can bet they were subhumans in the past as well
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>>87417297
>>87417124
>i-i-i-it's just marketing, goys. d-d-d-don't worry about it!
>>
>>87417327
>>87417339
/pol/ users don't exist in a vacuum
/pol/ users like things
and when they go to discuss the things they like
on a board dedicated to the things they like
they don‘t shed their political opinions at the door
so when they're in a thread
and when some other poster brings up politics
and a /pol/ user gives his two cents
and you see this
and you get butthurt
and after making a couple of posts adding nothing to the discussion other than >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/
when you go to /qa/ and whine for hirohito to delete /pol/
you're not asking him to delete /pol/
you're asking him to ban opinions you don't agree with
you see that's the thing with leftism
it can only exist in a highly moderated space
it cannot hold it's own in a space with total free speech
this is precisely why /pol/ belongs on 4chan
and you don't
>>
>>87403120
naturally, white people are the only ones who could have colonized the stars
>>
>>87417439
If you are gonna falseflag at least pretend a little better.
>>
>>87417327
The post was relevant to the the question asked. Why are you so triggered? Do you take issue with those faggots that try to bring trump in to every conversation?
>>
>>87417448
>and a /pol/ user gives his two cents
By posting off topic trash? Fuck off Pedro, you'll never be white.
>>
>>87417508
Are you... a leaf?
>>
>>87417508
>off-topic trash

you mean facts that go against your world-view?
>>
>>87400762
They would probably do an amazing job to be honest, but only with a good script.
>>
>>87417281
That's basically the Star Wars: Legacy comics from 2008.

130 years after the movies the Jedi order is destroyed again by a new Sith Empire that helped the remnants of Sheevs empire. At the time the comic begins Lukes decendant Cade is haunted by Lukes ghost to become a Jedi and save the bleak, cyberpunkyan galaxy while the Empire splits into Sith Lords and those loyal to the current normal human emperor.
> X-Wings and TIE weren't used but Stormtrooper armor had no changes in over 100 years of existence
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>>87417543
I mean something that isn't television and film. Can you monkeys not read?
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>>87392860
>Will not now be
The fuck are these words lined up like this, who does that?
>>
>>87417560
pointing out that Jews control Hollywood IS television and film related you nincompoop
>>
>>87417549
It would be fucking garbage anon.
>>
>>87417587
>pointing out that Jews control Hollywood IS television and film
Not the focus of the thread and you know it. You have an entire board to rail against the jews, why do you come here to ruin discussion? You are the immigrant trash you so desperately hate and you need to go back.
>>
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>>87417632
Considering their pandering and diversity agenda has destroyed star wars it's extremely relevant.
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>>87417587
oy vey, shut it down, DO NOT discuss that jews 100% control our entertainment and news media
>>
>>87417778
But that's why they're so shitty, sweetie.
>>
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>>87417649
I just saw this on the front page and I am legitimately mad now. I get it when people who haven't studied the subject spout their retard opinions like they matter. They don't know shit but want to feel like they do and they want to feel like their politicians and defense personnel are doing something to fix things. But it never makes me not mad when hear the general public's braying and realize the public perception of politicians is partly to blame for making things much worse. Though admittedly this is not making things worse on the terrorism front but it is making me even more mad then usual because this fucko is using the issue of terrorism to make himself important and push his own agenda (which is fucking stupid, regressive as fuck, and only works to divide people further, and makes me wonder if conservatives feel the same way about these American hillbillies we hear about in the news lately).
>>
>>87410374
Did you see a sign on the side of this Star Destroyer that said dead nigger storage?
>>
>>87410374
best outcome possible
>>
>>87417649
what a dumb faggot. i hope he never works again.
>>
>>87400936
say waht you will about him, he didn't rehash star wars a new hope 5 more times.
>>
>>87392860
>I just hope JJ Abrams stays far away
>not far, far away
You're a fucking disgrace, OP.
>>
>>87417039
>>87417275
i think you are misreading the situation.

There is literally ONE triggered faggot who came to 4chan and posts this shit in every thread.

For literally years noone gave a shit if they saw something from a right wing perspetive.

Suddenly in every thread you see a constant barrage of /pol/ bogey man?

This is just one faggot crying.
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>>87392860
>check imbd
>three feature directors credits
>Jurassic world
>no scifi
>>
>>87418420
It probably got him a raise and another gig.
>>
>>87406176
God please no
Denis Villeneue needs to stop making shitty sci-fi movies like Arrival (and probably Blade Runner if the trailer is anything to go by)

He is good at thrillers and should stick with that
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>>87419137
>This is just one faggot crying.
>just one
No, legit actual paid leftist shills are here big-time.

The CTR/Shareblue Shills and Payments:

https://beta.fec.gov/data/disbursements/?two_year_transaction_period=2016&disbursement_purpose_categories=other&committee_id=C00578997&min_date=01-01-2015&max_date=10-05-2016

http://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/318/201607159020655318/201607159020655318.pdf#navpanes=0
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>>87400437
>lucas
Too much cg. Prequels were shit
>spielberg
Yes. Stevie begged lucas to let him direct a star wars movie and finally let him direct the yoda vs emperor fight, but stevie's over it by now
>lynch
Chewbacca gives him a headache, lol. And no.
>coppola
Too rich and lazy now his films suck
>snyder
Kys
>bay
Too much cg ships exploding. Yawn
>scorsese
He don't do scifi so no
>peter jackson
Too much cg and overrated
>raimi
Too much cg now other than that the 80s raimi i would say yes
>luc besson
Yes. He could add some loli flavor to sw as well
>mel gibson
Yes. That would be epic and definitely pg13 at least
>ron howard
Nah. Overrated
>oliver stone
Nah. Overrated
>clint eastwood
I'd give him a shot at it, he could add some good western storytelling chops
>cameron
Too much cg. Avatar blows. 80s or early 90s cameron, yes
>tarantino
Yes. Good dialogue and bring in yuen woo ping to do the fights
>wachowskis
Too much cg and they've been shit since revolutions so no
>gareth evans
The best choice
>>
>>87411071
this needs to be renamed to:
faggotspeak4lensglare
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>>87419410
I don't usually repost things. I think I will repost this.
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>>87419410
>>87420449
and many of them are not even human, they're bots
>>
>>87400987
Fuck off Hobbapologist

Jackson had all the money and power to do what he wanted. He got obsessed with over the top action sequences with CGI and stupid gimmicky comic insertions. Left all heart and realism out of the movies.
>>
>>87400027
This would be hands down the best film of the sequel trilogy, shaky camera, droids humping, endless T&A shots of Rey, jokes about alien testicles, and all.
>>
>>87393073
GOT is wrapping up at just the right time. If we were only halfway through the series I guarantee they'd be looking at introducing black Donut Steele characters to bring more diversity to the show.
>>
>>87400941
Get ready for close-ups of Daisy Ridley's bare feet.
>>
>>87406644
Yeah, I heard he turned into a little asshole.
>>
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>>87393073
>>
>>87419009
no, just 2 of the same movies out of the first 3
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>>87420449
>>87419410
They use scripts that tweak the lines a bit to bypass spam protection.
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>>87421783
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>>87400941
>Joss
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>>87421811
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>>87421834
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>>87407334
She directed a best picture nominee. Hardly a nobody.
>>
>>87407953
>Marxist hellscape
>Buying products
What?
>>
>>87419331

>Arrival
>Shitty

You are allowed to pick one..
>>
>>87404341
>Verhoeven
Overrated. Uwe Boll is the man Star Wars needs to get its nuts back.
>>
It'll be someone safe. Someone established with acclaim and tentpole experience but a bit past their prime just like when Ron Howard had to step in for Han Solo. Someone like Robert Zemeckis, Paul Greengrass, or Ang Lee. They'll pick someone that won't get people excited but also won't make people worried.
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