what did they mean by this?

>>87385041
its mocking the way leftists think

>>87385041
Funny, the opposite is actually true.
Democrats are plain evil
Republicans are really stupid.

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You forgot this one OP

Didn't they then walk into a Democrat's Convention and it said "We have no idea what we are doing" or something to that effect?

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>>87385041
Petunia > Stampy

>>87385104
you sir are a genius

>>87385139

Always found ironic that the party that wants a bigger government can't actually govern for shit and the Republicans always have to fix the economy, have zero charisma and give the opportunity to the Dems again. It will never ever change.

What am I if I think both parties are the same shit but also hate centrist faggots?

>>87385237

This is because democrats go for big change, ie lets make everyone think healthcare is a right who cares if it costs us a few years worth of elections.

Republicans think 'we cant let the democrats fuck shit up, so we cant lose power' then end up doing nothing substantive in terms of policy which leads to them losing power

>>87385257
Some sort of revolutionary?

>>87385257
Libertarian leaning

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>>87385041

reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer

>>87385095
no, the elephant walks through the democratic convention as well.

>>87385336
I did vote for Ron Paul in the 2012 primary desu, last time I cast a ballot

>>87385237
This is the same in UK.

>Labour wins by promising everything to everybody
>Spends all money, goes into insane debt, can't afford said everything
>Conservatives campaign laughing at how much the Labour government has lost/wasted and how it can't be sustained
>Conservatives win and cut spending, saving cash and making more money
>Labour campaigns next time on using said saved money to spend on everything
>Labour wins and spends all the money
>Repeat

It's only recently changed in terms of order.

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>>87385237
>republicans always have to fix the economy
Uh, what

It's not ironic, you're just retarded

>>87385193
Is that Sneed

>>87385437
That was thanks to a Republican Congress though sweetie

>>87385437
I love the "president controls wages" meme

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>>87385478
>>87385504
If you cucks say so

The corporatist democrats are a plague on our nation but you're just not thinking if you think the republicans "fix the economy"

>>87385257
a cynical piece of subhuman trash most likely

>>87385634
Neither party gives a shit about the common worker my dude, no one does, not even the so-called communists.

He>>87385504
He hired Secretary of labor Robert reich because they were friends and Bill knew that Robert had good ideas when it came to fixing inequality of income. So him making that decision to hire Robert Reich improved wages

>>87385041
>>87385139
>we're totally neutral and give it both sides :))))))
>republicans are evil while democrats are just too compassionate to rule well

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>>87385698
but muh nazis

>>87385829
>too compassionate to rule well
Is that really what you took from that joke?

>>87385437
>economic changes happen instantaneously

>>87385437
>what are the dotcom and housing booms for $200 Alex

>>87385041
>>87385139
Truly cutting edge political humor from the Simpsons. Epic... simply epic..

>>87385829
>we hate life and ourselves
>just too compassionate
this is your brain on /pol/

>>87385753
Robert Reich is a fucking moron dude, his policies hurt workers for years to come and he didn't raise a peep when Clinton signed NAFTA into law.

>>87385874
>Obama doesn't lower unemployment rate and fix economy within first year
REEEE LE SOCIALIST MONKEY RUINING OUR COUNTRIES
>The economy is objectively better in 2017 than in 2009
Le effex of genius George Dubyer Bush finally paying dividends, after all economic changes take time

>>87385956
Because everyone is exactly the same as your wonderful little strawman

>>87385956
>economy
>good in 2017
Imagine being this economically illiterate, the federal reserve kept interest rates artificially low for too long during Obama's entire term in office and it's going to bite us in the ass in the coming years.
We should have had another recession back in 2014/15 and now it's going to be worse because of them.

>>87385294

Imagine not thinking healthcare is a right. What kind of sociopath shut in you must be,

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>>87386053
Where is it again?
I can't seem to find the right to free healthcare here.

>>87386001
I don't think everyone is exactly the same but you're a moron if you don't think that the general trends of Obama detractors don't think that way

Again, the Democrats are shit but the Republicans are too. Democrats and Republicans are both in it for your money, they just go about getting it in different ways. Almost every single political move is for money. Either party regularly supports political action solely for the sake of making money, even supporting things they don't platform for (for example--despite outward rejection of it, the GOP largely supported the Iran deal as some of its biggest donors stood to make a killing on it financially)

>inb4 centrist
It's not a centrist if you're further to the right or left of either party (and in America it's not hard to be further left than the Dems/Repubs)

>>87386052
If the economy isn't good in 2017 then why is Trump boasting about it

>>87386091

>life, liberty, pursuit of happiness
>life

>>87386053
i shouldn't have to spend my savings to keep some 80 year old cunt in suspended animation in hospice because her family has zero dollars to their name but they can't say bye ;(

>>87386091
>rights are granted solely by a piece of paper
This just means that a piece of paper can remove these rights, you moron.

The document even says that the rights are inalienable and God-given. Just because they're not on the document it doesn't mean they don't exist.

>>87386124
Still not explaining how health care is a right

>>87386124
So when did God give you a right to another person's labor?

>>87386113
That's not what they mean by life you moron.

>>87386124
So in other words government healthcare isn't an actual right outside of feelings, you already have the right to purchase healthcare here anyways.

>>87386156
I don't have to, I'm not that anon, I'm debunking the idea that it's not a right because it's not in the bill of rights.

>>87386168
Acts 2:44-45 ESV
"And all who believed were together and had all things in common. And they were selling their possessions and belongings and distributing the proceeds to all, as any had need."

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>>87386157
>rent a house that fucking big
>don't get flood insurance

>>87385427
Yeah no, thats not what happens you dumb cunt.

If conservatives were in power for the last 30 years, the gap between the poor and rich would be a joke, austerity would still be high.

If labour were in power for the past 30 years, we'd be starting to see profits from national investments. The middle class would be expanding, look at denmark.

Educate yourself instead of just listening to biased media.

>>87386231
>rent a house that fucking big
Housing is cheap pretty much throughout the entire midwestern United States. That probably costs less than an apartment in NYC

>>87386245
>the party that promises me the most free shit is clearly better, get over your bias!

>>87386294
>this retard who can't articulate a single one of his arguments is probably the guy claiming other people in the thread are straw manning

>>87386231
that's also most likely not the house the home owner quoted is talking about it's probably some shit heep

>>87386199
>deriving ought from is
you fail philosophy 101

also
>comparing voluntary charity to state-mandated wealth confiscation

>>87386053
>gibsmedat or you are mean and don't go to place :(
wew

>>87386157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGAmPRxV48

>>87386330
>>87386335
Hope you cucks have donated your share of money to charity to pay off all the tax dollars the country spent raising you

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>tfwtosmart.jpg

>>87386363
>not given a choice of whether or not the state funds me
>"better pay up!"

>>87386363
>country spent raising you
I'm not a nigger like you thanks

>>87385829
>>87385908
would you happen to have a mild case of agita?

>>87386389
>>87386407
You could always go off the grid

Taxes are your end of the bargain for being a part of society

>>87386424
I already pay taxes in Shitcago, I'm not paying for your healthcare all the way Jamal.

>>87386294
>the smartest man in the world voted for the Labour party, but Anon McNeckbeard has it all figured out

>>87386384
>world over nation
So close to greatness

>>87386468
donald trump can't vote in your elections, retard

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>>87386493
EBIN :BDD!

Why can't the yanks do politics with out it becoming a collosal partisan shit fuck? Seriously this hyper-partisan shit is arse fucking western democracy. It's like ever since someone worked out a 24hr news cycle plus wedge politics makes it easy to win from opposition nothing has gotten done. I wonder if this lack of stable government is the reason we're so stagnant at the moment.

>>87386509
>mess with his computer to make him say anything I want
>smartest man in the world
lel

>>87386424
>Taxes are your end of the bargain for being a part of society
What bargain? I wasn't aware newborns can sign legally binding contracts.

>>87386509
i'll regain respect for hawking when he stops jumping on retarded bandwagons like "skynet is real!"

>>87386533
it's genuinely fun

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>way more libertarian than authoritarian
My marxist friend is gonna be pissed

>>87385908
Considering it's from the early 90s would probably explain that

>>87386533
At least our top issue of an election isn't fucking fox hunting

>>87386549
I'm sure he aches for your approval, anon

>>87386586
>country is so well-run that something as trivial as "fox hunting" is the most contentious issue
>seen as a bad thing by burger
:thinking emoji:

>>87386587
he clearly aches for somebody's approval, weighing in on futurist bullshit outside his niche.

>>87386586
>>87386549
Actually I'm Australian, our top issue is whether or not our Deputy PM is a secret kiwi.

>>87386384
>Markets over Equality
Degenerate

>>87386627
>Hey Steven Hawking what do you think of [popular sci-fi futuristic stuff]
>Well [answers honestly]
Le trend-hopping celebrity

>>87386509
>smartest man in the world
>brain is too fucked up to even walk

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>>87386610
>so well run

>>87386610
>UK
>well run
You guys can't even get out of the European Union right

>>87386632
What's the deal with that anyways?
I've followed that just a tiny bit but don't you guys have that shit already on record when politicians run for office? I heard some Xenomorph is also caught up in it.

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>>87386670

>>87385829
>hurrr they're saying democrats are compassionate
>Literally "we hate life and ourselves"

/pol/beards are so fucking sensitive goddamn

>>87385041
>>87385139
>heh, you see both sides are stupid, so being a fence sitter makes me so much superior.
Literally, Reddit the joke

>>87386687
Essentially our Constitution was written back when everyone was a citizen of the British Empire. You couldn't be a member of Parliament or the senate and owe allegiance to any foreign power. After the war we all became Australian Citizens, some who emigrated through other parts of the Empire also became Citizens of NZ or Canada ect. Some of this citizenship is automatically given by descent. So you can be born in Australia to Australian parents and still turn out to be a foreign citizen. Most parties check people's parents, they haven't been checking grand parents. It turns out there is set autistic bloke who's hobby it is to check if people are Citizens of places. So far between him and party fighting we've found about 12 people who shouldn't have been elected. Now we're waiting on the High Court to clarify the meaning of the Constitution. Also the Xenomorph is from Cyprus and therefore a British Foreign Citizen through his father.

>>87386991
What kind of nonsensical citizenship system is that?

>>87387089
muh nigga

>>87386551
^this is what true degenerate looks like

You can feel the liberal bias permeate the quiz though through how the questions are worded.

>>87386551
what happens when you get 100% world? Do you have to suck all the dicks?

>>87387090
Once again it made a whole lot more sense back when the British Empire was around. Most of these people won't even be on citizenship lists until someone asks whether or not they're a citizen of X country.

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>>87386384
I felt like doing this too, and got Social Libertarian.

>>87385427
They spent more than every Labour gov in history combined you fucking retard

>>87387257
>the opposite of markets is equality
You can tell a retard made this quiz from square one

>>87387288
Right? I thought that exact same thing. At first I didn't understand what they were comparing, then I realized they're just dumb.

>>87387288
t. regressive capitalistic whore

>>87387257
literal degenerate

>AYYYYYY DRUGS ARE GOOD BRUH

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>national socialist
>always get "centrist" on these
HMMM

>>87387288
By definition a system that thrives on competition is not based on equality.

>>87387746
Centrist is best, proves you arent brainwashed like 95% of society

>>87387776
t. 14-year-old

Being centrist just means you either
>1. Don't know anything but don't care
or
>2. Don't know you don't know anything

>>87386991
Huh, I always assumed everyone who's a subject of the British monarchy is considered a citizen in any British controlled nation.
This should be interesting to see play out.

>>87387814
or
>know you don't know anything
the correct belief. you do still have to make choices on limited information though, so i don't think this implies non involvement.

>>87385041
The show is run by libcucks unfortunately.

>>87387814
t. literal brainwashed retard

hold up while I suck this red/blue dick, cause the other blue/red guy is le evil

You fags do know that red is republican and blue is democrat? So much cringe.

>>87387814
hehe 14 year old hehe

my memes and "news" on facebook must be the truth

>>87388010
I'm not a Democrat or a Republican. Being a centrist means you don't do any amount of research or put any stake in politics at all

>>87388126
Exactly XD

>>87388013
both signs are replublican, the left shows that its is the replublican convention. the signs together use the color of the flags (red, blue, on white) and isn't meant to be the party colors

>>87388169
You're a real dumbfuck, you can have opinions that fall squarely on both "sides" without being on a side

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>tfw too smart too align my political views with a primitive dichotomy.

>>87388169
>I'm not a Democrat or a Republican

So you're a centrist, or are you one of those meme groups

>>87388334
t. too young to vote anyway

>>87385468
This is getting to be too much

>>87388169
>hehe I have a stake in politics, cause I think le different(tm)

>>87385237
>Republicans always have to fix the economy
Bush Jr. takes office with a budget surplus from Clinton, crashes the economy with no survivors

>>87388557
Projected surplus but not a surplus in actuality

>>87387746
just means you aren't as edgy as you think you are faggot

>>87388601
Yeah genius, last time there was No Debt was 1837
Clinton was the only pres in 50 yrs to at least eat away at a piece of that debt.

>>87388865
>Believe me cause I deepthroated democrat dick the furthest

>>87385427
Conservatives win and cut spending, saving cash and making more money

LOL NO. the conservative government have increased the deficit over the last 10 years or so, thanks to people like George Osbourne.

>>87385193
Has Bart ever owned a bear?

>>87385104
Dems and Repubs are both dumb "holier than thou" greedy sociopaths. The difference is only in the way they express it.

>>87385041
subtly is dead

>>87385237
>Republicans

>fix the economy

Fucking kek.

>>87385427
The deficit in the UK is astronomically high right now and the Tories have been in power for 7 years. Not to mention taxes are at an all time high.

The UK is sinking and no one knows what to do to fix it.

>>87389436
>irony the image

>>87385294
Hey I watched Ben Shapiro today too.

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>>87389161
Read the very last sentence, mate.

>>87386245
You're now entering conjecture. If you'd studied politics you'd realise that, and bear with me for this SHOCKING truth, that the government of this country has lasted longer than 30 years. Phew, just calm down when you realise I did not say 'the last 30 years' I never stated a time frame so the default position is 'since the start to now'. This is literally a phenomenon.

>>87387262
Proofs? And spending money =! making money. If you spend £10,000,000 and get £50,000,000 back, that's good. However if Labour spent £5,000,000 but only got £2,000,000 back, the money is negative. Stop using very specific criteria 'spent more money', and? If you earn more money back due to that spending then it's better off, knobhead.

>>87389445
And if you read my final sentence you'd notice I said this cycle had recently changed. Economic crisis hit with a Tory government in charge, oh shit it's their fault look at the taxes and stuff! Yet you're saying if Labour was in charge, everything would be better? Really? We're entering hypotheticals there, but based on the past, had Labour been in position in 2008 on wards, this country would be worse off.

>>87388557
The economy crashed mainly due to Clinton era policies.

>>87389436
Why can't leftists meme?
This is like a half-meme. Iron it out and make it more consistent you scrambled-brains fucknugget.

>>87386678
I know man, 4-0 to MK Dons. The state of manure

>>87387089
Pussy

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>>87387814
brainlet

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>>87386053
>>87386091
>>87386118
>>87386335
Why is /pol/ falseflagging so much now and why do their followers keep falling for it?

>>87389986
ahem
>>87386384

>>87389613
>Why can't leftists meme?
because you value memes based solely on if they validate your political beliefs

>>87386245
This is unironically true.

>>87385930
Look at the statistics you retard, you're being manipulated by conservative media

>>87386790
>ZOMG TEH Simpsuns are LIBERAL PROPAGANDA
>mock themselves
>ZOMG FENCE SITTER REDDIT
There is no pleasing you unless they went against their own beliefs to calm your fragile asses