>Murr, call him a nigger

>hey Q stab that guy

>Murr go spit in that guys food

>Sal kiss that little girl

>>87381662
>Hey Murr, stick your dick in this guy's ear.

>Joe, see that guy sleeping over there?
>Go take a shit on his face

>"Is that school bus?"
>Sal expose yourself to those kids.

>kiss me, sal

>Sal, set that kitten on fire

>>87381662
lets shave our pubes and make murr a mustache, he haves to wear it for 2 seasons

>Hey Murr, cut off your dick

>Q go cut the brakes in that car

>>87381662
>Sal, go break as many hymens as you can in Time Square in three minutes.
>You have to beat Q's score of 5 or you're our biggest loser!

>Sal, have sex with your sister or else you lose the episode
>Since you didn't have sex with your sister, your punishment is to watch the three of us rail your sister while you watch

>>87382672
>Sal fuck the cat

>Murr, eat that homeless man

LARRY

>Q, go tell that kike to get his ass outta Brooklyn or I'll make the holohoax look like a fucking joke.

>Murr, go to the Staten Island Fire Department and yell more of you fuckers should've died in 9/11

>Sal, go to Brownsville wearing the I Hate Niggers billboard form Die Hard

>Q and Joe getting bad punishments
you guys clearly don't watch the same show

>>87383158
>>87383273

kek

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> Hey Sal, listen to a joke without collapsing.

>Sal, go yell Alahu Akbar on that subway

>>87383356
You are a Big Sal.

>so joe, you say you have a happy married life, right?
>yea, we been married a few years, got two beautiful kids, couple doggobagools
>weeeeeeeell
>aw geez ravioli
>today we reveal the actual longest punishment in impractical jokers history. joe, this women is actually a mail order hooker we've been paying for 5 years.
>ah thats a good one guys. Hats off to ya

>Murr, drop a brick onto the windscreen of a car driving under this bridge

>>87383614
was it kino?

>>87383356
delete this

>Sal, snatch a baby from its mothers arms and throw it off the Staten Island Ferry

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is this the worst show ever made?

>>87383824
"No"

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>hey murr, tell this guy his waifu is a thot

>Joe, smuggle this switchblade into Rikers Island using your asshole

>>87384111
aw cmon guys

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>>87382672
>your punishment is to watch the three of us rail your sister while you watch

>>87384594
They have a closed circuit tv,so he can watch himself watch.
It's like you've never seen the show before.