/ahs/ general - GOP Clown Care edition

I'm hyped. Let's go boys!

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>>87378116
fuck the left

What is the premise of this season. I didn't watch the trailer

>>87378356
Drumpf

>>87378356
The Election and the 2016 Clown Sightings. Not sure how much of this will be satire.

>>87378423
Sounds stupid. I've seen all previous sessions too

>>87378471
I'm watching it Ironically so it doesn't make a difference for me.

>>87378471
yeah the lead girl suffers from coulrophobia and they want us to take her seriously as an adult

Any livestreams?

There's no way this can be worse than last year.

>American Horror Story: Cult Brilliantly Mocks Left-Wing Hysteria

Oh man.

>>87378666
Satanic Trips must be heard

>more political shit.
I ain't watching this. You couldn't pay me to.

>>87378281
it's true, shes the one thing i hate about AHS. We lost Jessica and Kathy and yet we still have this annoying bitch.

>>87378855
Are you sure? Ahs is pretty left. I'd assume most of the ridicule would be towards trump supporters.

>>87378666
https://icma.org/sites/default/files/Live-TV_0.pdf
Here you go lads.

>>87378666
I hope so, can't find any my self. Shit don't air till Friday in the the UK and ez won't have it up for another 5 hours. I just wanna see if this shit is actually going to have clowns as a focus.

>general
you fucking newtourist
its supposed to be only a live thread

BUILD WALL

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>Lena Dunham is in it

>>87378811
this, it can only go up from here

>>87378919
No, we get to laugh at the lefties going bonkers over Trump winning.

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AHS sure stumped Trump

>>87378116
We Cvlt as fuck nao!

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>>87378980

found the /pol/tard

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>Rachel Maddow is the only one I trust

>>87378980
ain't she playing that guy hating chick, roll will suit her well. Hope she fucking dies in it.

I kinda love this so far.

>cheeto dust
what did they mean by this?

>This is unironically what libs did

>blending cheetos

what's....what's going on there?

cant tell if they're satirizing the liberal hysteria or truly believe trump would get rid of gay marriage

>>87379117
now he's having a Boogie2918 cocktail

Oh fuck the Trump fan is painting his face with Cheetos. That's so retarded it's brilliant.

Guess i'm going to have to wait for this shit to get uploaded to ez. Let me know if the clowns are actually in the show and not just promo shit.

>Putting cheetos on the skin or it gets the hose again.

Gonna be yuge.

is he shouting UFC??

>No trigger warnings

>>87379064
lel im guessing they'll be making fun of both sides..
may have to give this a watch

>what if I get pregnant
>where will I get an abortion
>why didn't they give us a trigger warning

Winter confirmed for best character

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>>87378980

>>87379206
It will take the piss out of both but be leaning more in favor of the left, what is no surprise given the previous seasons.

>>87379184
the clowns are the people watching ahs.

>Trump mask intro
God damn it, We could've had a AHS Ghost Ship or Area 51 or some shit

>>87379035
>>87379080
>>87379216

>radical feminist Valerie Solanas

Wtf is this movie

>american television
what the fuck is this garbage?

>>87379311
Hunger Games Part 6

>>87379311
an elaborate ploy to fuck JLaw by the director

>>87379273
How the fuck are they going to work her in to a modern day story.

I think it's brilliant so far.

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>>87379271
>I hate trump
>lets watch trump all season

>>87378116
This was kino

Only /Pol/tards Will say shit so far, because this season seems promissing

>>87379208
>>87379181

Is this satire? Because it feels like satire. But I thought AHS goes for an ultra liberal audience. But I can't shake the feeling their writing is trying to be serious.

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I like Arnofsky but don't blatantly rip off good posters

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>>87379311

mother! is kino of the year. That last act is fucking bananas.

Picture describes the general direction of the film.

>>87379378
t. brainlet that liked the seasons after 2

>>87379271
I do wish we'd get some more alien stuff, what we got in asylum was a right cock tease.

>American "Horror" Story
>Laugh more in the first 5 minutes than any comedy show

What did they mean by this?

>>87379381
Billie Lourd's lines were pure satire, not as sure about Paulson's bits so far though

It always amazes how people get offended by politics lol

>Let left vs right XD

>>87378116
God, this is cringeworthy.

WHO'S GOT A STREAM????

I feel like I have seen this before.

>>87379418
It's always been more of a campy comedy/drama show than a serious attempt at horror, where have you been?

Are these the same actors from the first Twisty murders but modernized?

>twisty's back
yay

>>87379403
Yeah in the old threads I suggested Area 51 and Death Valley/skinwalker desert shit.

>>87379381
Yes, Sarah Paulson's character is literally a homosexual with kids and is a lib

>>87379260
(here from the front page)
LOL

>>87379477
a lot of the actors play other characters in various seasons. So some of them, yes.

>>87379397
bnha is trash and this pic is reddit af

never post here again

>>87379517
I was referring specifically to these two right now

>tits and dicks are good
>comic clowns are bad
fuck this world

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>>87379467
the clown murder bit? me too
then again, the lines are blurring for me

What channel? Did I miss it?

>clown snuff somehow worse then porn

fucking libs

This is so stupid

Is it true that a picture of an erect penis never hurt anyone?

>picture of a bare breast or an erect penis never hurt anyone
wut if you see that shit too early in life it can confuse the fuck out of you

>>87379248
yaa..might aw well as just watch that dave chappelle skit on SNL about election night

Where's Emma

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>>87379381
it wasn't supposed to be satire...

>lesbians
>our son
kek

>>87379639
they pay for it anon is their son.

Who's bright idea was it to give Evan Peter's lines?

THEY NAMED THE JEW

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Wow such woke much truth.

>>87379677
Its because Emma beat him up so bad

I'd hate fuck the lib out of Sarah Paulson

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>we need to blow up the jewish community center
yes

>>87378980
Well, it IS about clowns.

>>87378116
THEY SAID 4CHAN

4CHAN GUYS

>4chan guys
OH SHIT THEY KNOW

>4Chan

>mein sides

Who the fuck wrote...
>Those 4 chan guys.

I thought 4chan was just one hacker dude?

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>4chan guys

oh boi

YOU 4CHAN GUYS

LITERALLY OUR GUY

MOM GET THE CAMERA
HE JUST NAMEDROPPED 4CHAN

THEY CALLED US OUT GODDAMIT

4chan name dropped wtf

>>87378116
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

They dropped a name.

Here we go.

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>"4chan guys"
>"get out of your parents basements"
FUCK YOU AHS

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>

>>87379747
yea i just caught that too, looks like it aint satire

>4CHAN MENTIONED ON EDGY NORMIE SHOW
GG BOYS LOCK UP FOR THE RAID

4CHENG GOIS

It's literally just poltards.

>4chan guys
WE MUST BRING THE FUCKING FIRE NOW

Evan Peters looking old as shit

>phobia of literally everything

sounds like she needs some immersion therapy

WITNESSED KEK

>trump
>clowns
>4chan
So is this just about apocalyptic america?!

wtf my secret club

Have the fire raises?

>>87379812
No, do nothing.
That's what they want to draw attention to the show.
Look at the number of IPs in this thread.
People don't give a shit as it is so they're trying to get 4chan to hatewatch this whole season.

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>>87379715
>tfw she's a lesbian in real life with someone old enough to be her mother
She was so obviously molested by a teacher or aunt.

Is this just AHS: Shit we saw on 4chan ?

Imagine ripping off Ito

>4chan guys

NOOOOOOOOOOO MUH SEKRIT CLUBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>>87379864
speak for your self I've been watching this shit since it first aired.

Shit I can't tell if this is parody or serious, it's blurring the line.

>>87379864

They're purposely trying to draw out /pol/tards for some controversy.

It'll probably work.

>>87379780
I was honestly so unsure whether it was satirical until he put that in. I was basically convinced. Now all of this shit about Trump and Obama just feels so pandering and forced and retarded

wtf bros my secret club

That shrink has a nice ass.

>>87379865
Obviously she doesn't have sex, like most lesbians.

>>87379905
They do get triggered easily.

The hats are mind control devices this season, right?

>store allows him to wear his MAGA hat

Wasn't that Chaz Bono?

The writers lurk here

OH NO, THE SCARIEST THING OF ALL
SOMEONE I DISAGREE WITH!!!!!!!

Chaz Bono

This episode is a fucking normalfag shit show

what am I even watching?

>>87379952
They make you dumber like in real life.

>deserted supermarket in a major US city

the most impossible thing the series has ever portrayed

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>Perfectly conditioned store.

Guess this is a fantasy?

WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO REALIZE THAT TRUMPTARD ARE A PART OF A MASS CULT
THEY ARE THE ARMY OF SATAN

Any decent stream
brettygud is lagging like shit

PUNKK MUSIC REEEEEEEEEE HELP MEEEEEEEE

>>87379965
I highly doubt that, they like a vast majority of people who see 4chan as some taboo website all get there opinions of it from various news outlets and twitter.

>>87380003
No
Most people that use to stream it here stopped watching it after the third one

>>87379990
Actually it can get like that once food stamps are out of cycle. I should know, I fucking work at a market......

This could be quite literally the worst thing I've ever seen

>suppose to be spooky
>instead I'm dying of laughter
""""horror"""""

>>87380021
Someone turn this into a banner. Now.

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You're in the psycho circus!!

>>87379999
air conditioned of cleanliness

because Florida fag here and all of are supermarkets have industrial strength a/c units or we don't even bother

Some good old fashion clown fucking in the produce aisle.

>>87380047
Has AHS actually ever been scary?

>>87379951
we're not even watching this, too gay even for us

are we supposed to like this girl or something?
she just screams all the time

>>87380077
Doubt it but it has horror in the name. Should have some spooky in it.

>>87380077
horror doesn't necessarily mean scary

>>87380021
what emma says goes or else...

I'm hoping whatever the bees have to do with the show make up for this lackluster topical stuff right now...

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>>87380021

>>87380077
No but its had some genuinely creepy stuff thatll make you question your own sanity if you watch enough of it
>season 1 and 2

So just to be clear, they REALLY are out of ideas. This is like Family Guy Stephen King with a lamp bad

>>87379989
the pussy caps?

>>87380077
No
But it reminds you that some of these things were actually believed or actually happened and that's what's horrifying

>>87380117
god fucking damn it, funnier than it should be.

Holy fuck i really cant believe this is going to be the whole season

>>87380077
More shockporn than anything else

>>87380125
We're still getting 2-3 more seasons, so if this is as bad as the last one. God help us.

>>87380171
Sounds like last year

Her encounters in the store are pretty much how leftists see the world now.

ahahahaha thanks for the free marketing libcucks, get redpilled stupid kikes, more people will get exposed to the holohoax.

Pretty disappointed. I've been pretty successfully avoiding politics. I enjoyed last season too. This is pretty cringe.

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Hi Guys !

I just heard about this blog on FX :)

How are the politics here? You're mostly Bernie Bros I'm assuming from ahs? Me too! ;)

I look forward to chatting with you all as a new member of anonomous! Well, see you around! ;)

>>87380171
>not enjoying seeing Paulson be tormented into madness all season until she is converted to a a hypersexual clown fucker?

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>>87380117
fixed

>>87380125

This would have been good last year right before he won. A year later is a bit desperate, and there's currently nothing interesting about this current set of characters.

>>87380201
People didn't like Roanoke?

this has to be satire

>>87380021
this should be our new mascot

God damnit I hate how Dyke Pill looks in this

>>87380250
Lmao

>>87380238
>>87380211

>The marketing plan is already working.

/pol/ babbies are too ez.

>>87380273
Second half was trash

inb4 they pull a stunt halfway through the season where we get to see the hillary timeline and it's even worse

>>87380247
I just want her to die in one season, i don't recall her dying so far and it pisses me off as she is the only actress that i haven't liked in the show since the pilot.

>>87380254
>there's currently nothing interesting about this current set of characters

well no shit, we're only a half hour in

>>87380273
Roanoke dragged far too long and the "twist" felt like watching the first half of the season was a waste of time

>>87380250
Submit it to Chinese Moot

>>87380220
>this retard was born in 1998
LOL PRAISE KEK HERP DERP

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>>87380229
I am the Supreme!

>>87380254
So heres a protip to horror writers; dont mix politics with your spooky supernatural/murder theme. Regardless of your opinion, it still comes off preachy and stupid. Not only that, but this shit is going to be incredibly dated with the next decade

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>>87380238

>>87380273
Main issue i had was the first half had that talking over reacted footage thing going on so it felt like no one was ever in real danger and then the second half was just some how worse.

>>87380273
I liked it until the last episode.

Is this the origin of grocery store jesters?

>when was the last time you came?

kek

>>87380346
heres some advice for you redditors: stop saying "protip"

>lesbians are crazy (read: legitimately mentally ill) and adulterous

This is completely accurate to my life experiences.

>>87380319
People will wander on /pol/ from this, people will be exposed to truths, they inadvertently converted people from this 2bit character attack. Thanks for the free help friendo.

>>87380379
Wait, how is that reddit?

>>87380300
>>87380309
I think the only problem with the second half was that every single thing in it was just a rehash of what we already saw in the show. I would habe liked it if they came, and literally NOTHING was the same as it was in the show, but even more fucked
Also seeing the husband's face bashed in was actually enjoyable.

>>87380396
>PPL WILL COME TO /POL/ NOW
you mean children
such as yourself
youre a dumbass

Wow ellen page looks fat now

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>she didn't vote for Hillary

>4chan strikes again!

>>87380418
Yeah this would have been better. I enjoyed last season but they wasted a lot of potential.

LATTE PRANK

Is there a good stream link that isn't a virus or that doesn't require a sign up?

>>87380412
only faggot normies who arent professional at anything say "protip"
its cringe

she really voted for Jill Stein?

Am I the only one loving how ridiculous this is? Not sure what it has to do with Cults yet though.

/ourguy/

What fills your ass with dread?

>>87380482
How new are you?
'Protip' was a stable of /b/ long before reddit adopted it

ah, here comes Billie to save the season

>>87380493
/pol/tards are a part of a mass cult
they all "praise kek" and have a "god emporor" trump
how stupid are you 4chan guys

>>87380452
If you weren't sure it was satire on both sides, now you know

A N D
P O O P ?

>proudest moment of my life was when Lena Dunham retweeted me
SAD!

>>87380493
Probably going to recruit ad bunch of people from some website and start harassing people with their fears. Wasps in the letter box, dogs chasing them etc. Either that or the whole cult thing is a bunch of bollocks.

I thought when it started that it was going to be leftist trash. But they are showing how silly leftists are. They are also showing the alt-right tardos.

>>87380536
Fuck off Glorp

>>87378191
>7 likes
>7 retweets
why do you purposely search for things that you don't like when they have no effect on you whatsoever?

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The writers for this season have to browse this site

>>87380511
>"how new are you"
>he visited /b/ after 2008
nice try reddit

>>87380493
I think the cult is the political echochamber the polarized left and right are stuck in. Thats at least what I'm getting from this episode

>>87380440
How blind can you be, morbid curiosity will attract them, millions watch this, people will forever wander to this site if they catch up on seasons. They inadvertently go on /pol/, they unknowingly converted people to new information which will turn them against the intended agenda.

I used to be a lefty homo bottom, I'm now a white nationalist whose sole hatred is jews which is a cult that views itself above the world. Anyone can change once they are exposed to certain truths and faced with reality.

>>87380575
protip was around on /b/ since the beginning
stop show you're a newfag

>>87380563
#TRIGGERED

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>>87380569
they are in this thread right now

>>87380536
Anon, I hate to break it to you, but /tv/ is literally /pol/. Since I doubt you've been under a rock for the last couple of years, I'm just going to go ahead and assume you're a reddit tourist.

>>87380553
THIS.
WAS THERE POOP?

>>87380482
Okay....sure. Sorry, faggot

>>87380569
what interns are for.

IT looks #Lit

>>87380607
way to lie reddit
stop trying so hard its obvious you are new
stop larping

>>87380569
Definitely. We all talk about how we want to throw coffee on women and call them bitches. This is just a "who is this 4chan" cursory understanding of the website. The farthest they went in looking at this site was the Wikipedia page.

>>87380569
>>87380646
>those people calling viral marketing were right all along

>>87380482
>>87380511
>>87380575
>>87380607

Protip comes from Gamepro magazine, and is probably older than you are. Shut it.

Is one of the writers in this thread right now?

>>87380626
Holy shit your right, I bet they have people lurking in here, pol, and maybe b

>dilly dilly

D I L L Y
I
L
L
Y

>>87380605
lol didnt read you are obviously a young boy who thinks his opinion matters
ps. nobody likes you 4chan guys

>>87380613
Two scoops bitch

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>>87380568

>>87379776
Always found this a weird insult.
Times are tough, economically. Plus there's plenty of millennial leftists living with their folks.
Also cultures outside of "American" believe with families sticking together in one house.

>>87380207
holy crap last season was found footage tier level bad..it looked like it would pick up half way through, but the twist was expected and quickly became below average

Was...was that Louie Anderson in drag? He's still alive?

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this shit is hilarious
>Trump is literally 9/11
>4chan guys come out the basement please, you're crazy isolated
>4chan guy has tumblr-tier hair coloring
>4chan guy makes threat, probably going to go on those famous white male mass killings
>cash register redneck has MAGA cap to trigger her
>muh obama, muh spics

>>87380575
>>87380655
Hey genius, you're arguing with someone who didnt even make the comment in the first place. Enough with your Reddit boogeyman horseshit. You seem to know a lot about reddit for whatever reason. Point fucking taken

>>87380627
>/tv/ IS /pol/ BECAUSE WE HAVE WEAPONIZED AUTISM AND SPAM SHIT HERE LOLOLOL
wew

>>87379035
Damn öl girl is thyckkk

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>>87380667
The entire thing so far feels like they took it from one of those shrek text stories /pol/ use to write

>>87380735

Yeah, he plays Zach Galifinsdgsdgdsfgsdf's mother in the FX show Baskets. It was a promo

>>87380735
he's been in drag a few years now for that show

won an emmy for it too

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>>87380677
he's right you know

what....the...fuck
I don't even have an image to describe this

>FX is now just the clown channel

>>87378811
>There's no way this can be worse than last year

This has been the AHS rally cry for the past 2 seasons.

Fake news.

So this season really is just /pol/

>>87380699
LOL, thanks people are waking up to the retarded bullshit of the left, you all will be fucking laughingstocks in 5 years. The mainstream political side from left to right is always shifting, the main difference is that this time we have more information to expose the left and its kike overlords for good. Why do you think they are trying so fucking hard to suddenly censor the internet of the right.

>>87380800
Did you not like Hotel?

>>87380828
>LOL EVERYONE IS THIS AND THAT I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE
childish and stupid daysue

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>it's a hey kid wanna /ss/ season

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>season ends with a race war

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>blue haired Trump voter
Man, they really do see their bizarre world as the norm.

did she just google search an .onion?

DARK WEB CONFIRMED
WHO KNEW IT WAS SO EASY TO ACCESS

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>It's called the dark web, it's where all the dark stuff is at.

>>87380832
Hotel was pretty underwhelming. Its only saving grace was Mr. March.

OH SHIT "DARK WEB"

this is literally "people we think are crazy on the internet" the season

D A R K W E B

THEY KNOW

it's called the dark web

>it's the dark web, it's where you can find 4chan

What did she mean by this?

>>87380860
You have zero fucking idea on what the initiation of identity politics started, enjoy the upcoming future.

>dark web
>where you can find all the child p- I mean cool stuff

Darkweb, where all the best big black cock is

>>87380832
Gaga was good in it, but the writing was pretty shitty.

>>87379619
Reminder this "woman" lives in South Africa, the country most likely to have a race war in the next 10 years.

This shit is kinda awesome. They're making fun of triggered libshits haha

Lol at that clown beating off in the corner

>>Have you been taking your medicine?

NO NIGGA

>>87380921
>you have no idea! i-i will show you t-the red-puh-pills
>enjoy y-your future
lol nobody likes you faggots get over it

>It's the good ol medicine cliche.

inb4 the clowns are in fact part of immersion therapy but she's such a fucking nut that it isn't taking

Damn this is a fucking stupid episode. Get to the point already.

American Comedy Story

vaccine memes, holy shit they're going all out

Ice cream truck > People fucking dying..

Kids these days man....

>>87378191
You realize that this is a false flag antifa account, right? Antifa are retarded enough on their own without having to use /pol/ false flag accounts.

>>87381027
settle down, it was an analogy

>>87380250
>the face of hate

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>going on the dark web to watch liveleak videos

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>>87380669
>tfw someone finally takes the shillpill
I don't know why it takes you idiots so long to figure it out. They make it blatantly obvious.

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>/b/ FOR DESENSITIZING

Never seen this show before but I happened to catch it while I was watching TV. This HAS to be satire right?

>>87380886
how is a trump voter with blue hair more bizarre than a trump voter posting anime on an anonymous image board

>>87380989
It's not about the red pills, white people are tired of the bullshit initiated and your minority pets are going to get their just deserves. Every action has a reaction, shitting on white males was a big mistake.

>>87379780
>>87379909
Triggering in action

>>87381041
see >>87380706

This shit is just AHS Redpill.

>>87380998
I've been enjoying myself, but now that it's the end of the hour, I feel like I wasted my time

>>87381094
>y-you messed with t-the wrong guys!
us wuh-white boys have g-god and anime on our side!
lol you are so easy

>>87381085
Because only libtards dye their hair clown colors. It's simply not reality to portray someone from /pol/ with blue hair. They hate that shit with a passion.

it's going to be a very long 8 years for these people isn't it?

I hope they air this TV show in all those gay concentration camps that Trump opened the millisecond he was elected

>>87381182
Trump is dead in 2

>There's nothing more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man

SHIT

>go to twitter
>everyone loves 4chen peters
its time to get yourself a roastie lads

seven years ago i remember being excited because spongebob made a chocolate rain reference and now look at my life

>I TOOK THE PILL

>Kid getting arrested for going to the deep web.

Oh no...

>>87381150
Subversion can only last so long and the internet is starting to undo a lot. The upcoming generation brought up under sjw regime is tired of feeling repressed and sees the truths they weren't supposed to see. You'll see a whole lot coming soon.

>>87381255
>is this faggot serious
lol dude you need to take medication you sound delusional
good luck with being a lonely virgin 4ever

>>87381155
/r/the_donald

>>87381216
>4chan is now full of human WMDs
Google is right, we need to censor everything before it all blows

>Those 4 seconds of deep web really woke the kid to not flinch at a fucking murder happening.

YO IS THAT FUCKING ARSENAL??

>>87381342

He's been drawing clowns murdering people and his mom is fucking crazy. Pretty sure that he's already touched.

>>87381342
it was just a couple of asians, it's not like they're even real people

is that Andy Dick as a kid

>>87380713
Insult basically comes from the 1970s when it was weird to live with your parents

Statistically the whole "kids moving back with their parents because costs of living are too high if you don't have a roommate or two" thing has been the norm since the late 1990s, yet for whatever reason baby boomers still baby bitch about it because "it wasn't like this back 40 years ago when I was in my 20s" because they unironically cannot conceive that their actions have fucked up the economy in various ways.

A FUCKING WOMAN POLICE OFFICER!

>>87381290
>didn't even link it

>>>/r/eddit

I want Colton to wreck my butthole.

>>87381337
>loser virgin logic
lol

Gotta edit that last scene and add the Burger King.

>that's it

>>87381414
Someone do this!
It would be the best thing to come out of this

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I wish Reese did a true to balls, ultra violent sequel to Freeway

This season is going to be fun to watch with you guys.

fuck found a new fetish clown porn

>>87381400
I was reminding you of it's existence retard

>>87381239
I want dat Pill squirming all over me face.

>preview for future episodes
literally faux-documentary, will it be worse than last season?

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>>87381455

>>87381516
Whatever you say newfag.

>>87381155
I think he's supposed to represent extremists in general, not a single viewpoint.

>>87381761
Pretty much. He's going to become the Trump of his town now that head city council guy needs a replacement. Wouldn't be surprised if blue hair gets hoisted on his own petard either

>>87378116
>/ahs/ generals are now a thing
Bobby posting blown out to oblivion

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This was a lot of fun.

My theory: The clowns are going around killing people for some reason or another (probably some ancient evil like IT) and feeding on fear and chaos. They silence any who try to cause order. They use the comics and other shit to cause more fear. The cops are part of the cult that is keeping it all under wraps.

>DUDE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS LITERALLY EVIL LMAO

>>87382032
>probably some ancient evil like IT

They said there won't be anything supernatural in this season.

>>87382032
preview was hinting that the blue-haired dude is using the clowns and people like his sister to create fear and gain political power, the speeches he was given and literal shot of a bunch of actual "blueshirts" means it's gonna be Literally Hitler 2: Clown Murder Boogaloo

hell the gook city councilman getting murdered is enough to show that it's all "us versus them" this season

>>87382065
Are you triggered?

Is this satire?

>>87382150
They also said there wouldn't be politics.

>>87382150
>They said there won't be anything supernatural in this season.
Nevermind

>>87382307
Seems legit. My only thing is it was really fast to recruit the cops in unless they go for an angle that blue hair, the clowns, and the cops are all some kind /pol/tard murder cult.

>Why are the clowns not also Nazis?
Why are the clowns not also Nazis?
>Why are the clowns not also Nazis?
Why are the clowns not also Nazis?
>Why are the clowns not also Nazis?
Why are the clowns not also Nazis?
>Why are the clowns not also Nazis?
Why are the clowns not also Nazis?
>Why are the clowns not also Nazis?

>>87382530
>>87382604
they will be, and they'll "counteract" that plot point by showing the main lesbian as a mentally-ill, paranoid, and obsessive leftist in the wrong (but only her, not characters like her "wife')

hopefully it won't be as shallow/absurd as the Purge movies, but the general trend in writing the past few seasons doesn't make me optimistic

>Intro credits
>Show's runtime goes past the hour

It's fucking back