How bad is the gay shit this season?

>>87363550
Only one scene. It's a surprisingly good season. The only thing I hated is that some actors couldn't act for shit in some scenes, and that some characters were brought back but they were a caricature of themselves, like the boss from the medellin cartel.

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>>87363550
Only 3 full gay penetration scenes. It was tastefully done, though.

It's really bad, like the 4th scene is a gay make out scene that leads into like a one minute shot of a gay blowjob happening offscreen while the camera focusses on something else complete with caramba music and gagging sounds. Each episode follows pachos love of boipussy in someway culminating with a sub plot where he becomes attracted to Pena after a tense meeting/show of force by the national guard and ultimately turns snitch because of said feelings. Although pena doesn't reciprocate these feeling he gives him a kiss on the cheek after a final emotional goodbye after which Pacho must go to blow a room full of narcos to ironically not blow his cover. I wouldn't watch it OP, your latent homosexuality won't like it.

>>87363550
theres a gay character, he's important to the plot so he gets a lot of screen time
it seems every time he's on screen they remind you how gay he is

>>87363550

Literally homokino of the highest quality, none of that flamboyant fag shit.

>>87363934
just

The only thing I didn't like about this season is that they got lazy in some of the New York scenes in terms of upholding the time period. There are cars in the background in multiple scenes that clearly are from the 2000s and 2010s, especially early in the season when Chepe is using payphones to contact the cartel in Cali. I understand it's expensive and difficult to shoot in New York City but they could have at least made sure no modern cars were in the background, that's just an obvious mistake

>>87363550
Just the first episode one long and a little over the top scene.
I know the real Pacho was gay but it was still too much.
Anyway great season, better than season two.
Chepe deserved more screentime.

Was Navegante our guy

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>>87364064
>I know the real Pacho was gay but it was still too much

The real Pacho wasn't just gay, he was a stereotypical faggot. They didn't even scratch the surface. Or did they show us his personal soccer team comprised of black guys whose only job was to let him win and then fuck him in the ass?

>>87364064
Eh I don't know, it felt a bit too clean. 1 and 2 were more gritty and the bad guy was better

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What did he mean by this?

>>87364064
The real pacho was bisexual.

>the real Pacho actually fucked guys
>complaining about a gay scene

If anything this is the only time it's acceptable to have fagsex in a TV series.

>>87364122

You guys keep asking about how his date went, he went and killed that girl(probably after raping her) for fucking some police chad and then going to japan for years. This means he also hates anime, so idk whos guy navegante really was

>>87363550
Not bad.
I do miss Murphy this season, though.

>>87364867
Admit it, you only miss his wife

>>87364867
>I miss Murphy
you're the only one

>>87364867
I do too
>>87364902
Also this

>>87363934
>gagging sounds
This
It was so gratuitous.
We understood what was going on, it proved the point for the scene, but the slobbering and gagging was way over the top

>>87364122
Yes
Because we all have a single, steady girlfriend that we havent seen in 8 years

>>87363904
>Only 3 full gay penetration scenes. It was tastefully done

You contradict your own statement in the same sentence you degenerate.

>>87363550
>being this much of a triggered faggot

>>87364995
haha y-yeah

>>87365002
>you degenerate.
It wasnt Boy George ass rape.

The naked dudes 69 scene was almost like an Armani ad.
The 20 minute bathroom butt bongo scene where Pepe has coke dick showed a more human side to the character that, I felt, made his dealings with Mexican distributors in E8 more meaningful

>>87365002
The composition of the penetration shots are very artistically done. The lighting, framing, and sound mixing is superb. Not to mention the amount of emotional weight and depth it adds to Pacho's story.
How is that not tasteful?

Wait I don't remember any penetration scenes
Were they cut from my version?

>>87364162
>Or did they show us his personal soccer team comprised of black guys whose only job was to let him win and then fuck him in the ass?

what the hell

although to be fair if i was a cocaine billionaire i would probably recruit a brazilian volleyball team so tend to my fetishes so i cant blame him

Is Chepe the best Cali

too much shitty subplots that no one cares about (that whore that Miguel fucks, Jorge's family, Pena was pretty boring too)
Not enough Pacho and Chepe
still a solid 7/10

>>87365540
needed more Navegante and Chepe

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>>87365481

Everyone was so /fa/ this season.

>>87365904
yeah fannypacks are very /fa/

>>87363934
sounds like kino desu

>>87364276
literalmente /nuestrohombre/

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He deserve better ;_;

>>87366024
literally tried to snitch jorge

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>*growls*

What did he mean by that?

>Its a random trip to Germany episode
I miss Murphy and Tata

>>87365904
I know right!

Whoever was in charge of Dressing pacho needs to give the details on where i can cop his outfits.

>>87366157
Still don't know why he went on his own to kill Jorge when he knew there was a DEA team there.

>>87364276
alias "el mexicANO"

>>87364162
fuck i want his shirt. where can i buy neon-cloth shirts?

>>87366515
He didnt know that.

He went there to take care of the accountant.

what the FUCK was miguels problem

They could have had it easy, but his autism means they wound up in a US jail cell for the rest of their lives

bretty gud

Jorge's plot was so good.

Cant believe most of this shit is actual reality.

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>>87366817
>Cant believe most of this shit is actual reality.

and the show will go shit with mexico. colombia was literally full of exciting cartel history. mexico is just pure violence of brainlets. all mexican cartels are literally shit tier monkeys with no intelligence. it wont be exciting.

>also the captcha

>>87365756
Fuck Dominicans desu

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>>87365277
Look at this kino pleb
Stick to Breaking Bad, its more your speed

>>87363550
Just yhe first episode was bad but it made up for it with a great story full of suspense and action.

>>87366889
There's probably a target demographic for that. Colombians were more sophisticated, like mafiosi. Having Mexico be the next season will probably mean a lot of violence porn.

>not wanting to see the based sinoloa cartel

>>87365277
Look at this kino pleb
Stick to Breaking Bad, its more your speed>>87366889
>. all mexican cartels are literally shit tier monkeys with no intelligence. it wont be exciting.
Mexi cartels are based on ex mil operators

would someone who hasn't watched s1/s2 need to watch them to understand s3?

>>87366804
He finally was in charge banging the chick he wanted
He started to do a decent job and stopped wanting to quit

>>87367169
no, tbqh they're quite(but not entirely) separate, but you'll still enjoy it more if you watch the earlier seasons

>>87367169
I dont think so really
It just gives you a greater appreciation for Cali being awesome

>>87367169
No. But why wouldn't you? S1 and S2 are great as well.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq6Ld5ErNxo

>Do you know what makes me happy, Pacho?

There was one gay scene and I didn't mind it, the tension was great and it showed just how untouchable these people were to get away with gay shit right in the middle of shitsville Colombia and not a single person said a fucking word about it. Pacho and Chepe are the stars of this series.

>>87367229
cuz my gf wants to watch it for the first time and i already watch the first 2 seasons

>>87366804
They tried to kill him and the Americans scared him into an old lady's wall. He had had enough of that shit and went full retard.

>>87363956
Is it Hannibal levels of Homokino?

>>87367503
>>87367503
I was in the same boat
>Rewatch them anyway and she doesnt pay attention so I keep going without her

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>>87366024
You know who deserved much better?

>>87367019
There's nothing based about them, they have no intrigue or intelligence. They just used brute force to take advantage of a massive hole in the drugs market after the Cali Cartel went tits up. If you want to see something about them just watch Cannibal Holocaust in Spanish.

>>87367850
This was the only character that died that did nothing wrong.

>>87366244
I miss Tata too, she was loyal and feisty as fuck.

>>87367850
reee I know Jorge did what he had to to save his own skin, but Eduardo deserved better

RIP

>>87367908
he worked for a literal criminal

>>87368133
You got me there, anon.

>>87363934
>must go to blow a room full of narcos to ironically not blow his cover
Joking aside this is absolutely Poetry. Films/TV where this happens? Undercover hooker cops or the like?

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>>87368133
Worked for Jorge who was an honest security contractor. If you go up the chain of command enough everyone in the world works for a criminal.

>>87368594
His direct colleague was known for torturing and beating up suspected informants. Also, Jorge was part of a bombing plot against Escobar, it's mentioned in the series. He's pretty scummy.
The real Jorge tried bombing Escobar's private prison with a business jet and bombs meant for a jet bomber.

Which early 90's hip hop track did you like best?

>>87363934
Yeah the shit with Pena was ridiculous. Besides that though the gay shit was kinda hot... no homo. The BJ scene did make me a little hard. ONLY because of the sound effects though.

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>>87364064
>better than season 2

It was close desu. But it was better than season 1 I think. I can't really remember what happened in season 1 tho

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>>87364276
>i have a date with the love of my life
>i havent seen her in 8 years
>mfw he continues and i realize

>>87369064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFSvUMxDWak

>>87367850
>dont call ANYONE
>calls his gf
literally his fault desu. Jorge had a family to protect

>>87367169
Just so you know you're a fucking faggot. Watch the first two seasons first

>>87369123
Realise what?

>>87369123
So unlucky. If she had gotten there a few days later she wouldn't get killed.

>>87369228
He was going to murder her and her whole family.

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>it's a los pepes reunites and kills commie scum in the jungle episode

>>87369261
Fucking seriously? How'd you guess?

what the FUCK was pena's problem

>>87369327
He done goofed last time and wanted a chance to save his career from the shitter.

Why's there still confusion over who killed pablo? Family thinks suicide, DEA thinks DEA and some think los pepes. Los pepes weren't even there when he died were they?

>>87369292
She was fucking a police captain and trying to turn him in.

>>87364018
What a nitpick who the fuck watched the background during shows

imagine what it must have been like being a DEA agent working deep in colombia

cannot even IMAGINE the adrenaline rushes

>>87369572
I'd be shitting myself non-stop and probably look like a holocaust victim due to stress.

why the fuck did pena and the other two dea agents stop knocking down the wall miguel was behind. what fucking law were they breaking? if they literally just broke him down and grabbed him everything wouldve been fine because they would all realize he was there

>>87369500
Did I miss an entire segment? When was this

>>87369662
It probably would have took a few more big knocks and by that time could have been arrested or detained because of breach of warrant. Also cops all around them on payroll

>>87369313
tell me about the dog, why does he wear the muzzle?

>>87369742
what part of the warrant were they violating though? some guy just walked up and said "youre breaking law xyz!" and they just believed him?

they didnt explain it very well for the magnitude of fuck up it apparently was

>>87364902
His wife is a cunt. In fact, all of the wives in this show are cunts.

>>87369688
The same conversation when he brought up his girlfriend.

>>87369662
Because he was told at the start he absolutely could not break any laws or start shit like he did last time in Bogota with Escobar. What happened there was really a disaster and they broke so many Colombian laws that the country was super pissed. They had to do it by the book this time. If they had carried on breaking the wall it wouldn't have mattered if they found Miguel because they'd immediately be expelled from the country and the mission would go to shit.

The apartment they were knocking through belonged to the old lady, they didn't have a warrant or any way of obtaining one quick enough to make it worthwhile so they just decided to try it anyway and got caught.

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>loyal to her husband in the first couple of episodes
>passed around from boss to boss
why does every narcosfu turn to shit by the end. After maritza no waifu is safe

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>>87363550
What the fuck was he thinking?

>>87369854
ah, i didnt realize they were in the lady's apartment below, i thought they just used her apartment to find where the crawl space was in the apartment above.

however, didnt she let them in willingly? doesnt that go before any warrants?

>>87369572
They were more or less untouchables. It would be worse to be a policeman.

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>>87363550
What did we think of Maria?

>>87369936
>>87370035
She was just trying to survive and give her son a decent life. She married Salazar when she was 18, she literally knows no other way of life and has no fall back plan.

>>87367044
>Mexi cartels are based on ex mil operators
Because the Mexican military is known for its competence. wew lad

>>87369961
It would have been better to show their endings with fully fledged scenes. Not just narration over shots of them being killed. It felt like they didn't matter.

>>87370065
Still a bitch, still could have worked on a lot of stuff. Hell, she could have even been a model.

>>87369787
You aren't allowed to damage property for a warrant. At least not for the one they had

>>87367044

>Mexi cartels are based on ex mil operators

That's why they only know about killing. They're more conquerors than business men.

>>87370126
Have you watched el Chapo on Netflix? It's shit acting but the story is on par with Narcos.

>>87369572
>>87370028
Didn't they address in the first or second season that killing a DEA agent was off the table due to severe backlash?

>>87370365
Yeah, even Pablo was giving rewards for killing them, but nobody wanted.

>>87370324
What the fuck is up with the audio on that show? Have they dubbed over some of it just to have it in English then some isn't? It's honestly fucking shit. They don't even look in sync. And everyone's voice is the same volume

were DEA agents really untouchable after kiki? why didnt any of pablos men kill murphy or pena when he had a million for their heads? Miguel basically ignored DEA when he knew they captured his brother and basically almost captured him. If the show addressed this more i think it would have been perfected.

>>87369787
Afaik it's what happens earlier when the warrant dude that comes in hesitates and tells them that he thought it was a financial institution warrant (which has no address) but as long as they didn't find Miguel it would take a different warrant (with an address) because it was a breaching of residence.. so I suppose it was a wrong warrant and "by law" they weren't supposed to be there so he would go free. Besides that it's like the other poster said, they we're at risk physically.

>>87365207

Did you bust?

I wish pablo had won :(

>>87364162

great scene.

i love how disgusted everyone is there with the homokino but wouldn't cross a violent drug don

>>87367428
ЭЙ, TЫ УШЛEПOК? TЫ КAК MEHЯ HAЗBAЛ, CУКA???

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>>87363550

no comfy pablo n pals

>flipper

but it was something decent to watch, im excited for mexico

>>87370579
There is an insane retribution for ever hurting government employees
Kill one and at least 1000-10000 die
Its just generally a bad idea and would not help anyone

>>87371165
Characters seemed to be more memorable in the first two seasons.

I dont get why they gave the American wife to those rebels, what did it accomplish?

>>87364018
fucking autist

>>87371348
At first I thought they sold her to them, but they didn't need any money.

Chepe > Pacho > Rodriguez > Miguel

>>87371579

any scene with pacho is gaykino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVDrAHVAlL4

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>>87370126
>Because the Mexican military is known for its competence

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-34-commandos-created-mexicos-most-brutal-drug-cartel-2015-3

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Honestly if everyone had just listened to Gilberto a lot of shit could have been avoided.

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>>87370234
>she could have even been a model

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>>87371348
>why they gave the American wife to those rebels, what did it accomplish?
they laundered collateral.
They needed leverage on the money man. If they held her, it would leave them subject of the pressure of the DEA for kidnapping.

If FARK has her, she's just a political prisoner. The DEA has no enforcement jurisdiction with FARK. You would need the US military at that point.

>>87367850
All he had to do was not call anyone and Jorge would have fixed it. But he couldnt even follow a basic order and got himself killed.

>>87363550
the fucking accents and the bad acting make this shit unwatchable, so whatever gay shit is completely irrelevant.

>>87371874

Honestly if Pablo became president a lot of shit could have been avoided.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwdJgcFheJU

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>>87372430
>the fucking accents and the bad acting make this shit unwatchable
I would love to see these kind of critiques of The Wire....

> deez niggas ain't nigga enough, so's I can't buy these fake ass nigga accents

To us gringos, its all habba dabba spanish, yo

>>87372430
Bad acting from who exactly? I haven't seen a single person so bad that it pulls me out of the show and that's including the weird cameo by Gabriel Iglesias

>watching stupid wetback shit

Build wall you spics.

>>87364276

based gingerspic

>>87372751
This isnt about Mexico though.

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>>87367850

>>87372707

yeah, that anon is just an idiot. even wayne knight was solid

>>87363550
I like the season so far. Would you really not watch based on the possibility of gay scene? Geez how insecure are you

>>87372707
It was Iglesias! I thought so.

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>>87364162
Post times when you acted like Pacho

>be me
>go to a nightclub
>see a guy who kind of looks like one of my high school bullies chilling with his friend at one of the tables
>order him the most expensive bottle in the house
>when the guy says he didn't order the bottle, the bartender points at me
>I walk up to the table and extend my hand
>say "no hard feelings, right?"
>he shakes my hand and says that he has absolutely no idea what I'm talking about
>"excuse me, I'll be back to share that bottle with you soon"
>walk up to the DJ and ask him to play "Dos Gardenias" for me
>he doesn't have it
>I'll settle for the generic top-10 mainstream pop then
>walk to the middle of the dance floor and start dancing like a man possessed
>suddenly some random black dude walks by
>grab him by the head and start kissing him while grinding my dick against his thigh
>he pushes me away, punches me straight in the face and starts yelling at me
>DJ has stopped playing music, it's completely silent and everyone is staring at me
>walk back to the table
>grab the bottle and smash it on the guy's head
>yell "my father didn't love me!" as hard as I can
>get thrown out of the club
>the bouncer fucking ripped my favorite shiny party shirt

>>87364162
>>87371049
I think that's a good reason why the real-life version was so flamboyant. Imagine how entertaining it must have been to piss people off knowing they couldn't do shit.

>Or did they show us his personal soccer team comprised of black guys whose only job was to let him win and then fuck him in the ass?
rumor

>>87365904
This desu

>>87369468
Irl there's a fucking photo of the Colombian police and one American DEA agent standing over his body on a rooftop. Not exactly ambiguous.

>>87363550
Someone post picks of the cute Twink boy pucci Pacho fugs

>>87373469
DAÑADO

>>87371305
I think it helps that Escobar is already well known in the US, there's a strong central character to build the rest of the show around.

>>87372430
>the fucking accents
At least they're all hispanic this time. Remember Escobar last season with his Brazilian/Portuguese?

>>87373665

"the gentlemen of cali"

>>87369570
>>87371395
Are you guys fucking serious? It's a show set in the early 1990s and I see a fuckign 2010 Camry in the background and I'm the autist for noticing it? What do you think they pay location scouts and production assistants for?

>>87365904
I didnt even know people could look that good in 90's clothes.

>>87373816
This. It's basically the same as those cars in the background during Lord of the Rings flicks.

So looks like at least the beginning of Season 4 will be devoted to tying up loose ends regarding Cali and North Valley.
And we're not gonna get to El Chapo until season 5 if it gets made. I hope the current season is doing fine.

>>87363550
the homo shit didnt bother me since it was done right imo.
gay dude dances with other dude, they kiss right before tearing a rival drug lord limb from limb.
#justboysthings

>>87372430
this. marathoned like 10 minutes of the first episode and as soon as they speak spanish it becomes an amateur school play

>>87372475
OMEDETOU PABLO

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They had Windows 7 in 1994? Wow!

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For me it's David

>>87374011
Yeah, there's not much of the Pacho shit.

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>>87374185

>>87374564
BRAVO WEINER

So happy Jorge got so much screentime, the actor did a great job.

What a story mark

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>>87375384
*looks worried*

>>87374564
This guy did a great job of making me hate him in the 5 minutes he was on screen.

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>>87375784
>This guy did a great job of making me love him in the 5 minutes he was on screen

>>87376051
Fuck him, he sold out based Pacho

>>87376051
>dies mid-plastic surgery in real life

how anti climactic

>>87375566
>it's a Jorge uses his cellphone or pager scene

i miss pablo lads

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Based Spanish Eric Bana best boy

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Honestly this show sucks without Wagner Moura, he was a great Pablo Escobar, i just don't care enough about the other characters, they weren't as well developed

>>87364276
>January 2, 1982 (age 35)

Jesus I thought he was at least in his mid-forties

>>87374288
>>87376290
Pacho is unironically the greatest of the brothers. Based homosexual sociopath.

Great season. A lot of hot girls this season. Jorge Salcedo's wife wast best girl.

>>87376758
So who washed that stuff out of his hair?

>>87376770
At first I was skeptical if the show can keep up its quality with Escobar gone but it pleasantly surprised me. I think season 3 is the best season by far.

The two white detectives that replaced that redneck from the first two seasons were way better.

>>87376964
I wondered that too

>>87369572
I knew an old school Colombian DEA agent

They saw some crazy shit

>>87373816
In season 2 they were using a lot of post-1990s guns and it was pissing me the fuck off.

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[muffled rap music starts playing]

>>87376975
The only one thing that has been keeping me interested so far is Jorge's subplot, but the main "villains" all seem very bland to me. I binge watched Season 1 and 2 when they came out, but i'm having to crawl through season 3 episodes compared to that.

>>87377185
What was this guy's problem?

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Who's the best character and why is it Pumpkinhead?

I actually agree, Pena was the most boring character, like I dont give a fuck if he dies. I cared more about Salcedo and BASED Chepe.
would like to see Chepe's crazy NY adventures mini spinoff or something

>>87363550
very

4+ scenes

Pacho went from Gay Terminator to LEL EVERY SCENE IM IN HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING REAAAAAAAALYYYYYYYY GAY

>>87376298
Better than getting gunned down desu senpai

I'm glad they let Pedro Pascal use his real-life normal American accent instead of the silly fake-spanish accent he did for Game of Thrones.

>>87377533
It's not like you feel anything when you get killed by a bullet. Also, you don't look like some plastic surgery pussy.

>>87377530
This is a problem with a lot of tv shows featuring gay characters. They don't know how to handle them.

>>87377582
>It's not like you feel anything when you get killed by a bullet.
Unless you're lucky enough to get hit right in the brain stem, you absolutely feel something. People have literally shot themselves in the face with a shotgun and lived, screaming in pain for literally days.

>>87369263
ultimate comfy

>>87367850
funny how el negro literally did nothing wrong, well he did try and give Jorge up so his death was justified. IMHO

>>87372475

He would have legalized drugs in his own country while supporting his illegal trade to the US, and the US would have invaded Colombia.

>>87370035
I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE!!!
LIFE IS NOT FAIR BROS!!!

>>87377628
>screaming in pain for literally days
Yeah, I'm gonna call bullshit on that.
And even if you do feel something, it's like a few seconds tops because they usually riddle these guys with bullets to make sure they're dead.

>>87372751
I actually feel sorry for you.
I dont hate you, I pitty you,

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>>87364276
>>87369123
based navegante

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qBaBb1Y-U

>>87377863
I was talking about people who attempted suicide. Either way though, being hit by a bullet, even multiple bullets, is absurdly painful. Think about it. It pierces your skin, veins, bones, and has some explosive force too.

>>87370126
Most of the OG cartel guys were ex special forces who were trained by US/Israeli military

>>87372491
hahahah this
>>87377628
They just flanderize them and make them SUPER gay and not much else

Is good

>>87377325
C U T E
U
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he wasnt a bad character he was just looking out for his dad tbqh

>>87363934
Yeah bro so true I'm agreeing so anyone who reads these replies thinks you're telling the truth

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>>87377325

>>87377628
>Renly and Loras in game of thrones
>books: really close friends, maybe gay, it's mostly implied and joked about
>show: sex scenes, gay jokes left and right, even after Renly is dead

TV can't do subtlety well. Downside of a visual medium, show>tell every time.

>>87370035
>"and what will I get?"
>camera close ups on her face
>scene changes

What was implied here?

man there just wasn't enough 90s nostalgia in this show. maybe some subtle references here and there like the oj trial or meme hiphop tracks, and a few dad shoes and jeans, but overall it felt like they got to the end of the series and forgot it's set during the 90s and rushed references

>>87370176
Thats the whole point, to show everyone that besides everything they acomplished to that point, they all just end up fucked.

>>87378102
Cousin Scotty!

>>87364276

based autist

>>87378382
What is a "meme hiphop track"?

>>87378382
Also, the two DEA gringos were discussing Speed while on a stakeout.

>>87376975
I agree I loved this season

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>>87365481

>>87377185
>>87377286
I didn't know who this guy was but I thought he was just another colombian actor, like Limon, maybe for once the showrunners hired an actual colombian, but turns out he's guatemalan, speaks english fluently and is most recognized for playing some faggot in that comedy central show Broad City
I saw a clip and I honestly couldn't believe how different it was, this guy was a real piece of shit in Narcos and in Broad city he's like a friendly nice guy

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I hated the dude on the right so damn much. Wanted to see him shot up.

>>87370579

>kill a DEA agent
>USA bombs you into submission

yeah nah

>>87377558
well the guy he was playing was an actual chicANO so he wouldve sounded similar anyway

>>87370579
I think DEA agents, like FBI agents and CIA are literally untouchable

>>87363550

Cockaine

>>87378331
It was implied she was spreading her legs from Don to don to survive but actually she just told them where Miguel's son is

>>87378582
the cloverfield guy? why? he was okay, also I thought it was funny him and the other dude could speak spanish pretty well while Murphy couldn't say one damn word after living in colombia for 10 years

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>>87378449
>DOLLA DOLLA BILL YA'LL
everytime

>>87378382

They showed oj trial and cali never cared about your bix nood music, they were all about salsa.

Pay attention fucktard

>>87378853

They arent

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/06/25/dea-agent-james-terry-watson-killed-in-colombia-may-have-been-targeted-sources.html

FBI usually dont leave the states and CIA niggers die without anyone knowing they are CIA

>>87364276
I dreamed I was in the middle of the street and he was chasing me

>>87363934
Shit was insane

>>87363904
>this is no longer punani

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are the castanos some of /ourguys/?

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>>87379980
love these guys

>>87380217

comfy jungle fighting against communists, get the latest weapons tech from CIA

>>87374564
What did he mean by this?
You don't go making a deal with cartel and randomly ask question about os updates

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>this fucking scene
https://youtu.be/aJumDvfXpb8

>>87370579
If you kill a DEA agent, you get direct military intervention on your ass.

Do you think Pena killed the smugglers on the raft in the final scene of the season?
I think season 4 will start with him holding a smoking gun over their dead bodies.
And this will detonate a full-blown cartel war.

>>87380543
Remember that this show is directed towards Americans with 0 latino background who can't pick out different hispanic accents. That being said, I'm familiar with Gabriel Iglesias but I wish they hadn't chosen him to play a Dominican. Of course he's a fluent Spanish speaker, but the man is Mexican. It's just wrong. Imagine if there was a tv show about the American "Founding Fathers" and James Madison said "oi, crikey mate, let's forget about the dollarydoos and toss some shrimp on the barbie".

>>87370579
>were DEA agents really untouchable
Yes. You fuck with DEA, you get the full force of the US government on your ass. It's much easier and safer to kill/bribe local law enforcement. Even in Mexico today, DEA agents are usually safe. It's a pretty simple equation:

>Dead American=US government attention
>Dead non-American=US government doesn't care

>>87380815
I think you are retarded

>>87371874
This guy is everything I aspire to be. He's rich, successful, gets plenty of girls, is very friendly and compassionate, wanted to be legitimate, knew when to stop. Also he understood that the life isn't worth it for power, only money. He truly was a the greatest godfather( chepe was the coolest and most gangster)

>>87380815

pena isn't retarded enough to go after the lowest of the low end trafficers. the motherfucker has taken down the leadership of the Medellín and Cali cartels...

>>87381045
he played the drug game nearly as well as it could be played (the better paths being high ups in pfzier/other big pharma obviously)

I'm worried about the influence Escobar and Cali have had on all Colombians. I've seen it here in the US. I'm in Miami. My family are Cubans, we were lucky to get out* and many of my friends are Venezuelans, but the Colombians....they come here, safe and rich, and their little fuckers all have dreams of being in crime. They idolize those narco fuckers. I swear if you could remove all Colombians today, our city would become better overnight even though they're a small minority. I'd rather get rid of the Colombians than the Haitians.

*Not white gusanos, but mulatto soldiers/policemen.

>>87363934
You are talking about Ozark

>>87380930
Didn't noticed that much with Gabriel Iglesias accent, but what did annoyed me a little bit, or made me question things was Pallomari, he's chilean but the actor who plays him is a spaniard, there's like 2 other spaniards in the show that actually gave a shit with the accent Pacho (who's actor is argentine but raised in Spain) and Franklin Jurado
I was a little familiar with Pallomari's actor but never really saw him anywhere, and he didn't even try at all, he didn't care, Chileans have a strong accent and his sounded like he was trying to do a colombian accent like everybody else, threw some chilean slang in there but still managed to say "Cojones" which is spaniard slang
Look, most of this shit is blamed on the makers of the show but the actors have the responsibility of giving a shit too

>>87381419

well bro, im sorry but im glad those drug lords existed just as im glad organized crime and w/e crime is out there because nothing to me is more entertaining to me than movies and shows about outlaws. Sorry if it's ruining your community bro, but it's making my tv great. 2 of my top favorite shows are sorpanos and the wire, those shows dont exist if he all live in harmony.

>>87382104
I agree, but for fuck's sake get some men who can do the right accents. I'm not Colombian so I'm not offended, but still I like accuracy.

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I miss pablito and gustavo

https://youtu.be/dy77ioKI4lQ

I'm a gringo, it's all just "no Inglés" and reading subtitles for me. they could be speaking any one of those mexican languages and i wouldn't know the difference

>>87382408
gustavo was based

>>87369140
he calls his brother not his gf

>>87382432
>I'm a gringo, it's all just "no Inglés" and reading subtitles for me
I get that. But I'm assuming you're American...15% of us are latino. We notice the difference.

>>87370365
after Enrique Camarena got tortured and killed yeah

>>87382558

I was about to say I am an American(white) and you should leave spanish behind you--then i remember the massive celebration(mostly led by white females and their numales) at the fact that white babies were no longer a majority born in NA.

before the end of my life maybe ill be like you and well spoken in spanish and complaining about spanish accents...

w/e i don't care about things that are out of my control.

>>87364276
I really liked this character. He was very creepy, but in a good, friendly way. That's the only way I can describe him--as a creep that you'd want to hang with

>>87369854
>>87369972
it wasn't the old lady's apartment...
they go to her apartment to draw out the exact floor plan measurements
then they go back to Miguel's to compare the measurements and find that there must be a crawl space in the bathroom

If they had kept breaking the wall and pulled Miguel out, he would've probably been released because they broke the law

>>87382770

he's like a boba fett that actually deserved appreciation. fucker was high-end security(assassination) for the two largest drug cartels in human history.

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>>87382680
>Camarena was tortured at Gallardo's ranch over a 30-hour period, then murdered. His skull, jaw, nose, cheekbones and windpipe were crushed, his ribs were broken, and a hole was drilled into his head with a power drill. He had been injected with amphetamines and other drugs, most likely to ensure that he remained conscious while being tortured

jesus...

Should I start watching Narcos?

>>87382892
Reminds me of one of those shock videos that was floating around.

>>87376758
NUEVE

>>87382930

if you want 30 episodes of /drugkino/ then yes.

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>No Paola Posters

wtf