/got/ general

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>>87355200
danny

>>87355200
Based

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>>87355200
first for this shitty cersei painting

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1st for Azor Jon

Azor Petyr

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Post cute art.

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HELP
https://youtu.be/Ebpjydeo3D4

>>87355356
would you like some face with that makeup?

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>>87355330

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>>87355308
Hey guys I'm a writers assistant on season 8.

Don't tell anyone but D&D have been saving Lady Stoneheart the whole time. GET HYPE EVERYONE!!!! She's
GONNA
TEAM
UP
WITH
UNDEAD
LITTLEFINGER
YO
screencap this shit treenigger

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>>87355330

>>87355265
but does it technically count when one dies right after birth and the last one will be a miscarriage?

>>87355356
By english woman standards she is very cyute

>>87355200
>yfw the show spat in Stannis' face one last time by reducing his holdout of storm's end with the throwaway line that the reach sucks at war.
>it also insulted his loss of blackwater Bay by saying even the shitty army defeated him.

Fucking DnD

>>87355391
What song had Robert/Rhaegar had during this Fight?
What were their thoughts?

>>87355396
In the show the babby with Robert didn't die right after birth, he had a fever.

>>87355477
>Duel of fates
>GODS I AM STRONG NOW
>I've made a huge mistake

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AYE BEEN 'ERE FOR DAYS

>>87355477
the Iron Man theme but performed on a harmonica
thoughts:
>pretty good

>>87355477
Rhaegar probably thought 'fucked up here, pussy was not worth'
And robot, well he thought <spoiler> THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIES TITS </spoiler>

>>87355514
and he died as a result

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>George R.R. Fartin, First of his Stench
haha

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The manlet Brit vs. the alpha Scandi.

>>87355477
TARG

>>87355391
>Don't do it
>No!
>Im a Virgin

>>87355356
>this is a 10/10 in bongland

>>87355652
FUCKING

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>>87355552
GODS WE WERE STRONG BACK THEN

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>>87355646
Seriously why does Kit always have the same fucking face for everything?

>>87355646
>H-hey it would be n-nice if you could go in a date one day...
>Vs.
>SPREAD YOUR THIGHS THOT

>>87355089
You have shit taste.

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>>87355693
BOW

BOW YOU SHITS

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A SONG OF BOARS AND HOOOARES NED

>>87355788
>A Song of homely warmth of a womans love and the Cold Death experience on the Hunt
Robert was truly a poet, surpassing Rhaegar by far

>>87355646
I'd like to be plowed by both of them to be quite honest

>>87355864
Post boipucci

>>87355330
What a cute goblin!

why are Arya ACoK chapters so brutal and depressing?

>>87355723
We all do.

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>>87355356
Lmaooo wtf is this shit?
Makeup? Angles? Lighting?
She looks extremely ugly and almost scary here. Not in a burger queens way but ebil witch of the woods way.

>>87355200

>Family, Duty, Honor

If you tried to make anyone but Tullies pop up in people's heads, you failed.

>>87355880
I'm a grill

>>87355922

War is hell

captcha: Reach Green

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>>87355683
SHITS!

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>>87355723
Arya pls.

>>87355978
Post boipucci.

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>>87355734
That what their looks convey but we know that Nikolaj is a qt alpha autist.

>>87355723
Did you not listen to le smart dwarf this season? He looks way better brooding than anyone else.

>>87356009
Doesn't he have a fat old wife too?

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>>87355978
Then post bad poosi.

>>87355978
No you're not. Post boipussy.

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>>87356059
>fat
I think she's more plastic than human.

>>87356009
>tfw he will never kisu me

>>87355356
She looks like a fucking clown with that fat layer of make-up.

how did these threads get so bad

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>>87356059
She was miss Greenland. She's Inuit, German and Norwegian.

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Which one of you was it here?

>two pregnant women fighting over the throne
Seems a fitting end for this series

>be unsullied
>balls cut off when you are 5
>90% of your testosterone disappears before puberty
>soft bones
>much less muscles
>literally the body and mindset of a female
>somehow you are the strongest military force in the world

Game of Thrones is really unrealistic
>

>>87356121
Lack of bobby and aggh posting if I may be honest with you family.

>>87356081
That's just how Inuit women look. Doubt that she has had plastic surgery. Kids look ok though.

>>87356131
That's Samwell Tarly.

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>>87356129
>She's Inuit, German and Norwegian.
And botox.

>>87356147
>unrealistic

They're pretty realistic in the show. The entire army has no one with any muscle definition of note.

They're all as skinny as fucking twigs.

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>>87356166
>Doubt that she has had plastic surgery
She looked somewhat normal 25 years ago.

>>87356172
She looks like a 50 years old tranny here.

>>87356129
Says a lot about Greenland desu. More like Miss Who Has The Least Noticeable Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

>>87356131
cringe

>>87356147
They aren't the strongest though, they are the most disciplined. No unsullied could win a 1v1 with a real man.
Their strength comes from being able to hold a shield wall and stay in formation.
Honestly, even in the Books the Unsullied are a total meme, their 'legendary victory' was against a bunch of disorganised dothraki who kept running into a shield wall over and over again.

>>87356210
Why do so many White Males start to look really good and masculine at the age of 30?
Before that they most of them look like Low Test Twinks

>>87356131
what's happening in that

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>His king doesn't have a Valyrian steel suit of armor

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>>87356211
That's a pic from less than a month ago.

>>87356223
There are like 5000 people on Grennland

>>87356244
Was it the Battle at Qohor?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MVplfdNC6E

if the Lord revives people to do his bidding, can he take back life after you get the job done

>>87356257
Some guy in a wheelchair at a con?

>>87356244
Honestly the Dothraki are a meme too.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>87356276
He looks like a Silver Knight

>>87356290
Yeah, where 3000 Unullied killed over 12000 Dothraki because they were too stupid to flank them and charged directly at a shield wall EIGHTEEN TIMES.
Dothraki and Unsullied are both memes, theres a reason in the books the Dothraki were only gonna be used by Varys/Illyrio to make Aegon look like a hero when he arrived.
The idea of Unsullied/Dothraki invading Westeros is laughable

>>87356313
Well teh Dothraki are kinda supposed to be a joke in the books, they're just brutal and there's a lot of them but they get their shit fucked up by basic tactics and people who wear armor.

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Could hypothetically /ourking/ become immortal through Rhllor magic like Beric? Also why the hell didn't Beric and Thoros team up with Stannis? Or Victarion for that matter.

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>>87356384
And yet in the show they made them this unstoppable threat, so much that even /ourguy/ was pissing himself when mentioning them. Fuck DABID.

>the plane scene was built on a lie
>bane didn't kidnap dr. pavel or rape him
>he loved Dr. Pavel
>and he loved Bane
>and CIA, his real name is
>his name is Petyr Baelish, you have to protect him, promise me

>>87356276
That is fucking cool. This will never make it onto the show.

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>>87355395

>>87356442
Well he's the commander over them probably since Jon and Dany will flying on dragons. Can't have him speak ill of them :)

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>>87356490
>he's never been a small guy
>he's the heir to being in charge
beautiful, anon

>>87356276
Now add "FINGER IN THE BUM" image right beside it.

Jesus fuck the show is horrible.

>>87356499
>tfw no anime wizard Euron
>tfw no loveable dumbass Victarion with his magic hand
>tfw they merged Victarion and Euron by taking the most boring aspects of both and turned him into Cersei's lapdog with no endgame of his own

I still don't get what happened with Euron, in the Kingsmoot he said he wanted to marry Dany, get dragons and fuck shit up. Then this season he decided he wants Cersei instead. Isn't marrying into power instead of taking it the opposite of the Ironborn way?

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>I see no babes, only dragonspawn

Azor Bobby

>>87356598
He's betraying her next season. He only needed a ground army, which he now has via Golden Company. Euron is probably the last decent character left in the show. He's not animeme Euron but he is WWE heel Euron, which is just GOAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0vqPGK8IPI

>>87356598
>in the Kingsmoot he said he wanted to marry Dany, get dragons and fuck shit up. Then this season he decided he wants Cersei instead
As the show goes to shit, I figure I probably miss a few things.

But I think we all forgot this one. Haven't seen it brought up

>>87355254
kek

>>87356276
What D&D fail to grasp is, he doesn't have to ever have a practical use for the armor, just the fact that he has it tells us SO MUCH about the character, without actually saying anything about him. No, no, make him generic ironborn oaf #357 so much, that people think the general Theon fought on the beaches of Dragonstone was Euron. Incompetent bumbling hacks, wouldn't know world building and mystery if they raped them in the bum.

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>>87356121
>how did these threads get so bad

The trajectory of /got/ thread quality followed that of the shitty tv show.

During S01, the generals were a lot of fun, as the tv show was reasonably close to the book and we could speculate at how the books would be adapted but as the tv show progressed, it got more and more retarded and the /got/ generals followed suit.

There can still be the occasional fun /got/ thread but only if it focuses on the books and not the garbage tv show.

>>87356598
Can't just keep Cersei around this long without letting her be the boss of the southern conflict.

>>87356598
>After the rebellion's end, Victarion continued to serve as Lord Captain faithfully. His brother, Euron, seduced and impregnated Victarion's third wife, which drove Victarion to beat her to death to retain his honor. Only the taboo against kinslaying kept Victarion from killing Euron. He has not married since, nor has he forgiven Euron, who was forced into exile by Balon in 297 AC.
The absolute Madmen

>>87356648
>>87356651
Yeah I assumed he was planning on betraying her the moment he said all he wanted was to marry her, but so far there has been 0 indication of that happening.
His only purpose is to smash Dany's army a couple of times to make her seem like an 'underdog' so people can root for her

I originally thought the book was made at least in 2010 rather than the early 90s, because everything feels like its written by a mental retard with no common sense. I genuinely thought the book was made in this decade because of the inept and illogical writing and the plethora of cripples, bastards, idiots, mentally insane, degenerates, race mixing, barbarians, hedonism typical of this decade of inexperienced immature morons.

I guess there's a decade for everyone, including Martin. His writing is as bad as Uwe Boll, Shyamalan, Steph Meyer.
A book series forgotten in the 90s suddenly gets revived 20 years later. Kind of weird, but logical considering this generation of idiots.
A great historical event between 2 british royal families the Lancasters and the Yorks struggle for the british throne. And Martin retells it in an underwhelming and disgusting way typical of a fat hedonistic 8 or 80 year old who cannot understand war worth a damn. Not a speck of intelligence and rationality to be found in his book.

Every character in this series makes you want to kill them yourself for how retarded and plot-driven they are. They're too hateable to root for.

>>87355356
>anglos portraying Euro culture

>>87356727
is this pasta

lmao

>>87356693
>>87356724
Euron would already be the guy in charge without Cersei if D&D didn't have a massive hard-on for Lena. Her character outlived her usefulness several seasons ago, but they've kept her around and killed more interesting characters because of their love for Lena.

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>Show Euron doesn't have a magical eye
>Show Euron doesn't have a dragon horn
>Show Euron doesn't perform blood sacrifice rituals to summon a Kraken

Why even live?

>>87356276

I was never anything near to a fan of Euron before this chapter.

>>87356777
Weeb

>>87356129
>can get any woman he wants
>goes for an ice nigger

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>>87356598
>Isn't marrying into power instead of taking it the opposite of the Ironborn way?
It's the literal opposite. The show is crap.

>>87356593

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>A tall and twisted thing with one black eye and ten long arms, sailing on a sea of blood.

>>87356805
He should've gone for a snownigger.
He should stick to his own people.

>>87355477

Robert: GODS IM STRONG
Rhaegar: fuck my chest

>>87356771
>show euron doesn't fuck qts, cut off their tongues and tie them naked to his ships bow

why live

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>>87356805
>fucks up his DNA

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>"I have seen the storm, and its name is Euron Crow's Eye"

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>>87356769
>implying there's something wrong with loving Lena

>>87356311
thats what the three eyed crow / nights queen does. it appears to people on the brink of death and makes an unknowing faustian deal with them. when they serve their purpose they're then done away with.

jojen was dying of greywater fever when he was called and once he got bran to the children he was done away with.

happened to euron but he serves the morrigan knowingly and willingly.

>>87356769
>killed more interesting characters because of their love for Lena
THE WAR FOR CERSEI'S CUNT

>>87356387
they will in the book, where Stannis is the 2000th and last Lord Commander

Book Euron has:
>A magic eye
>Blue lips from drinking wizard LSD
>A dragonbinding horn
>Valyrian Steel armor
>A ship painted red to hide the bloodstains
>A crew of mutes
>A kidnapped priest from every religion
>Contact with/knowledge of Bloodraven
>Contact with/knowledge of Others
>A plan to invade all of Westeros simultaniously
>A God complex (as in his endgame is to turn himself into a literal fucking God)

Show Euron has:
>A BIG COCK

Who is better /tv/?

>>87356826
Is that image being used ironically?

That chapter is the worst chapter released in the entire series, if GRRM has any awareness he will scrap it

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>>87356850
>Who is Falia Flowers?

That's exactly what he does, idiot.

Only instead of doing so for Cersei, book Euron does it because she is pregnant with is unborn child and he is going to sacrifice her, his unborn child, his brother and priests from every major religion for some sort of twisted blood sacrifice.

>>87355477
Robert: B E S S I E T I T S
Rhaegar JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP PHAM

>>87356794
:)

>>87356552
>Robert made fun of Proudwing so Stannis had to let the poor thing back into the wild
I wish we had a POV for Stannis.

>>87356598
I thought about that too. If they had another season, I definitely could see him going after Dany, BUT unfortunately you have 6 episodes and the WW threat is the climax of all this, so yeah. I reckon as things look bleak, suddenly Daario fucks up the shit of the Golden Company out of nowhere and Theon and Yara chop off Euron's head. Nothing is going right for Cersei then she just starts lighting up Wildfire. The End.

>>87356923
Lol i'm dumb I though you were talking about the Sand Snakes sorry anon I should learn to read

How does GRRM feel knowing that the only book he'll ever be remembered for is getting turned into a Grimderp LOTR wannaby?

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>>87356727
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand ASoIaF. The plot is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of history most of the events will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jon's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these actions, to realise that they're not just plot- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike GoT truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jon's existential catchphrase "I know nothing," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as George R. R. Martin's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

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>>87356857
His kids look like him though

>>87356902
>Contact with/knowledge of Bloodraven
>Contact with/knowledge of Others
source

>>87356923
KRAKENS INCCCCCCCC boiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>87355477
>Rhaegar
Daydreaming by Radiohead
>Robert
Denzel Curry - Gook

>>87357016
if he had gotten an 8/10 snow nigger they would've looked more like him

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>>87355200
So is there any reason to watch this show past S4, when i stopped, if i'm up to date with the books?
I'm only curious because they ripped of the WotLK cinematic in the newest season finale

>>87357016
They grew up lad >>87356172

>>87356902
he's not in contact with bloodraven. bloodraven isn't the three eyed crow.

the three eyed crow is the nights queen / the morrigan.

The Morrígan ("phantom queen") or Mórrígan ("great queen"), also known as Morrígu, is a figure from Irish mythology. The name is spelled Morríghan or Mór-Ríoghain in Modern Irish.

The Morrígan is mainly associated with war and fate, especially with foretelling doom and death in battle. In this role she often appears as a crow, the badb.[1] She is also associated with sovereignty, the land and livestock. She is believed to be a manifestation of the earth- and sovereignty-goddess,[2][3] chiefly representing the goddess's role as guardian of the territory and its people.[4][5]

The Morrígan is often described as a trio of individuals, all sisters, called 'the three Morrígna'.[2][6][7] Membership of the triad varies; sometimes it is given as Badb, Macha and Nemain[8] while elsewhere it is given as Badb, Macha and Anand (the latter is given as another name for the Morrígan).[9] It is believed that these were all names for the same goddess.[2][10] The three Morrígna are also named as sisters of the three land goddesses Ériu, Banba and Fódla.

She is associated with the banshee of later folklore.

bloodraven was just a guy who got duped by angry hobbits and tricked , trapped and drained of his blood making the most out of a shitty situation by passing off everything he knows to bran in a knowledge buff.

>>87357093
No.

>>87357093
Not really, no.

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Feel like pure shit just want him back

>>87357034
The books

>>87355391
Bobby in the prime of his Dead Space-y powers.

>>87357015
>his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature
lel

>>87357128
where in the books, can't remember reading it

>>87356277
Can I get a quick rundown on Nikolaj's wife?

>>87357034
>>87357188
>"When I was a boy, I dreamt that I could fly," he announced. "When I woke, I couldn't . . . or so the maester said. But what if he lied?"
>"I swore to give you Westeros," the Crow's Eye said when the tumult died away, "and here is your first taste. A morsel, nothing more . . . but we shall feast before the fall of night!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ACuI28p1Co

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>>87355477
thou better checked thyself before thou wrecked thyself

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me on the left

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D&D UTTERLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaaaFI5Lv28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaaaFI5Lv28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaaaFI5Lv28

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>>87355734

>all these nerds remembering every single detail from books they read years ago
How do you do it?

>>87357106
Me Ma heard the banshee before

>>87357252
meh good memory is enough, i don't really forget the shows i watch either

>>87357252
desu following the discussion about it

i had to google who the fuck darkstar even is after i read the books

>>87357252
asearchoficeandfire.com
wiki of ice and fire
having no life

>>87357252
Try education

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>>87356552
>>87356945
>tfw became dragon rider as Stannis in CK2
>named my dragon Proudwing

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BOBBY

>>87356905

How so

so who is this richard stark i keep hearing about

>>87357252
You always remember the stuff you enjoy. I can almost recite by heart every comic book i've read.

It's a blessing and a curse because it turns you into a turbo autist when you get into arguments about this stuff, particularly when someone misremembers stuff.

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Redpill me on Stannis. Why should I look past his autism?

>>87357426
It's quite easy to recite a comic book since there's barely any text.

>>87357410
neds dad

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>>87356826

That would more effective with this quote from book Euron;

"Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray."

— Euron "Crow's Eye" Greyjoy —

Why are you autists still posting this shit? GOT is over now.

I used to be a fan of this series, but you faggots really killed any vestige of interest I have now because of these retarded generals and meme posts.

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*inhales
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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>>87357193
Former Miss Greenland, actress/singer, kinda scary looking.

>>87355356
desu she's a 10/10 in bongland

tiny gene pool...

>>87357474
This general in the offseason is somehow one of the best places for discussing the books

>>87356902

Villains with god complexes are always the best

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Not gonna lie lads, I have finally come to terms with fantasy genre being utter shit thanks to got/asoiaf.
>years of plotting and spying behind the shadows with hundreds of spies and thousands of gold with the help of your tongue to plant ideas aroun people
against
>lol sum raven came 2 me in my dreams so I went over his giant tree 2 learn how 2 fly but now I see anything I want from past and present, it doesn't matter if I ever heard the place or the guy before. I can also literally and I mean literally control people and make them do whatever I want xD
Or maybe
>years of hard training at weapons along with languages, human behavior, espionage, acting, professional make up hide your identity and all other spy bullshit to sneak in your targets ranks and deliver the killing blow at the perfect moment
against
>lol I saved sum guy so the absolute madman killed sum ppl 4 me and gave me a coin with telling some gibberish so I took a vocation across the sea and became a magical body changing assassin of mass destruction in less than two years. How I do that? I just cut ppl's faces lol
but this one takes the cake
>years and thousands of gold spent on training of thousands of men that have been hardened battle after battle, men across the continents fighting with discipline and the tactics of their experienced commanders
>DRACARYS™ LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>87357093

No but you may as well finish what you started.

>>87357252

>He doesn't do a yearly reread

I do and i still forget half the shitty dany chapters

>>87357439
You shouldn't. Desu never got why people love Stannis and Davos so much.

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>>87357016

The seed is strong.

>>87355646

Why is Nikolaj's head so big on this cover?

Would Mads Mikkelsen have made a good Euron more closely based on the books?

>>87357469
>From Ib to Asshai they pray when they see my Sails
One of the best lines in the series

>>87357507
Is it? Because everytime we tried to have legit discussions and analysis in the past, Jonfags, Stannisfags, and other sperglords ruined it.

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>>87355330

>>87357454
Sure. Not as easy when you've read thousands of them though.

>>87357551
Incompetent photographer.

>>87357552
No because the D&D writing is still shit but he would have been a good actor for book Euron.

Friendly reminder that danaerys doesn't have any dragon but wyvern

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>>87356129
>destroying his genes

cuck in the show, cuck in real life

>>87357016
>you'll never have this
>you don't even know if you want this or not
>tfw alone by choice
why god, why?

>>87357552
Mads should have been aeron
Aasbæk should be victarion
Viggo mortensen should play euron

>>87357552
No but he would've been a good compromise between the show-Ironborn who are all rough and oafish, and book-Euron who is more of a "slim charmer" type of character.

>>87357517
This
I got a seizure when i read her chapters

>>87357611
Couldn't Viggo have been a decent Ned too?

>>87357611
assback should be my ass, guy looks nothing like an iron islander, fat bitch

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>>87357469

Might as well post the definitive comparison of Book vs show Euron.

>>87356129
the girl looks like they photoshopped her face

>>87357653
Is that Mads on that left picture?

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>>87355477
>What song had Robert/Rhaegar had during this Fight?

Rhaegar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA&list=RDYYOKMUTTDdA

Robert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E929gqIcwwI

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>>87357252
>tfw blatant wikifag
>constantly shit on D&D and say the books are so much better even though I haven't read a single page
>constantly complain about George taking forever with TWoW even though I'll literally never read it
>obnoxiously refer to book-only characters and talk about how they're my favorites despite the fact I haven't read a single line of dialogue from any of them
>constantly getting into arguments with showfags and using my superior enyclopedic knowledge of the books to blow them the fuck out
>in the rare chance I get in an argument with a real bookfag and they start roasting me with their actual in-depth knowledge I just cut all ties and start shitposting
Feels good lads

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Cast the anime twink king.

>>87356805
jaime the kin slayer

>>87357645
Literally descended from what Iron Islanders are based on.
Really makes you think.

>>87357704
keep going my man, we are doing god' work

>>87356276
nigga, that's a silver knight crushing a soul item

>>87357704
fucking wikifags man

>>87357730
too bad guy looks like ass

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>>87357252
>>all these nerds remembering every single detail from books they read years ago
>How do you do it?

Literacy is hell of a drug.

>>87357704
You don't even watch the show ?

>>87357706
Harry Lloyd in a blue wig.

>>87357252
I read them this summer

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>>87357570
..why?

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>>87357706

>>87357653

Change tv Euron to "up the bum!"

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This is mean.

>>87357823
looks like shit

>>87357653
Fucking smug jews.

>>87357402
R'hllor bless you, anon.

>>87357806
this

>>87357830
>tfw he's litteraly on his tiptoes

>>87357226
i'm more concerned about the kraken on your right m8

Daily reminder that Janos Slynt literally did nothing wrong.

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>>87357552

>>87357894
Euron as Mads, his brother as Aeron

>>87357687

Balon was mad, Aeron is madder, and Euron is the maddest of them all.

>>87357653
which one is suposed to be better again?

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childhood is idolizing jonerys
adulthood is realizing jonsa makes more sense

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>>87357611
>Aasbæk should be victarion

>>87357869

Show: Was fat and a bit annoying
Book: Not my nigga Jacelyn Bywater

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>>87357706

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>>87357469

>>87357986
Make the font readable

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>A king should be open-handed

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>>87357925
>adulthood is realizing jonarya makes more sense
Fixed that for you bud

God, GRRM should just start helping some big budget anime adaptation of GoT.

>>87357972

Not attractive enough to have the image of the perfect king. Aegon has had his education, appearance and entire life tailored (By Illyrio and Varys) to make him appear as the ideal King to save and rule westeros

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>>87357986

Thanks, man

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I'm rewatching from the start and I don't get Theon's motivations for betraying the Starks for his father.

Like I understand what they tried to portray as his motivations, but that's not how a normal person would behave.
A normal person would tell his dad to get fucked.

>>87358040
arya has a heart bonner for jon, but she gets wet as october for gendry

>>87358040
I mean it was the original pairing when the books were supposed to be a trilogy. Or even before that, I can't remember.

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>>87357972

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>>87357611

Viggo is a bit too softspoken and low-key for Euron imo. Though I always pictured him as making an awesome Mance Rayder. Charming, kinda low-key but able to deliver his lines with gravitas and seriousness, and a natural skilful fighter. I could imagine the wildlings following him and him besting Tormund/Styr/Jon easily.

>>87357929

Uncannily perfect Victarion.

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>>87358080
>Not attractive enough to have the image of the perfect king.

While attractive, Aegon isn't some pretty boy underwear model.

>>87358092
things don't need to make sense anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erbr99-dVFs&

>this wasn't in the show
WHY? this is the best jamie part ever, it's almost as bad as not putting in renly's peach

Why on earth is Robertposting so funny?

>>87358163
Because you're 13.

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>>87358089
>Not posting the whole quote

>"Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiseled into mountains, gods of empty air... I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succor me, make me wealthy... protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence." He laughed. "Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray."

Without the "protect me from the Silence" part the last line doesn't even make sense.

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>>87357999
Jesus fucking christ you whinny fuck

>>87358163
Because it's a reddit meme and you come from reddit, anon

>>87357929
bittersteel

>>87357972
daenerys is a blackfyre

jon is bloodravens champion

daenerys is bittersteels champion

elric and conan next gen

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>>87358192
> uses cheeseball fan art for book Euron

Get it together, anon!

>>87358192
It's even less readable, you must be retarded

>>87358092

rewatch some of the scenes from season 1 where he constantly tells people how the Iron Islands are better. He wants nothing more than to be Ironborn but his father sees him as a pussy from the green lands and someone who never pays the iron price and not a true Greyjoy. Theon wants to belong but can never truly be a stark so he sides with his father. Thats the gist but ive not watched/read the parts where Theon goes to Pyke in a while

>>87358144

That image is better imo. Might just be the hairstyle that puts me off him

>>87358233
>No eyepatch
>No blue lips

Not Euron

What is THE GOAT scene of this entire show?

Hey guys just doing some house keeping and thought I would update you all on any news to keep us talking and in Case no one mentioned this things.

There is visitors at Dragonstone (per watchers on the wall)

Alt Shift X has posted his new video on the season finale (after over a week?! The episode was crazy but how's it take that long?!)

They are making Game of Thrones Videogame RpG on android phones

Kit Harrington is still dating Rose Leslie

Funko Night King with undead dragon coming soon.

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Who is the Andle that the CotF turned into Night King?

>>87358162
Well they cut out all the dreams and pretty much all the prophecies and stuff like that. Not a bad decision desu.

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>jewtube giving me got history animated series things in my recommendation list
>watching them one by one
>pretty short clips so I start watching more of them
>kinda comfy t b h
>then I realize I have been listening to the narrations of bobby b, stannis, oberyn and littlefinger
It's not comfy anymore lads.

>>87358162
Wh*te M*les aren't allowed to have character arcs in 2017

>>87358272
https://youtu.be/5aO_CsqfBAo

>>87357570
I threw up in my mouth.

>>87358246
I'm fucking mocking you, you absolute retard.

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>>87358272

>>87358294
>Andle
You are a bookfag on so many levels

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>>87358272

anything involving this lad

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I suspect Rhaegar was a DUDE WEED LMAO type of person. He probably smoked a lot of it before he went off to shit up his house and kingdom for some prophecy he saw in one of his pot-induced hallucinations.

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>>87358330
BEHOLD THE LEGENDARY SWORD 'DAWN'

>>87358272
Stannis running down the wildlings

>>87357570
>let it go starts playing

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>an ancient mystical evil which threatened to destroy the world once and is now doing it again
>it's one dragonglassed andal and someone's turned babies

>>87358339
I meant showfag and am probably as retarded as you

>>87358272
Cersei blowing up the Sept of Baelor

HOLY SHIT THIS SEASON SUCK SO MUCH ASS WHY WAS IT SO BAD?

>>87358330
>>87358369
Good answers

>>87358346
Pleb

>>87358338
>>87358390
You have to be over 18 to post here

>>87358272
I get a proper boner from this scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KbvDvc-WFE

>>87358385
not even joking that scenario has to be one of the dudes top 3 nightmares

>tied to a tree
>expecting kinky sex
>she pulls out a knife

>>87358330
>cutting 'our knees do not bend easy'
They had literally one job

>>87358423

>Pleb

too highbrow a joke for you

>>87357925
do you think he's working together with the staff to make sure that the doesn't go off the rails now that the series overpass the books?

>>87358385
>every mystery, legend, and prophecy in the show ties into the Others and the Long Night in some way
>the Others are just the forestniggers' failed experiment and the dead people he raised

kinda disappointing desu, ruins the mythos

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>>87358272

>>87358282
you forgot this
according to Irish Thrones, a Game of Thrones Twitter account located near where HBO does a lot of its filming in Northern Ireland, the team is already at work in another old location: the studios at Corbet-Banbridge.

The Corbet-Banbridge area is multi-faceted. There’s an interior space at Linen Mills Studio, where the crew has filmed things like the “Hold the Door” sequence from season 6 and some of the Winterfell stuff from season 7. They also build sets outdoors, such as the front of Riverrun, last seen in season 6. According to Irish Thrones, there’s activity in both areas.
Before we get too excited, we note that the Riverrun facade was apparently up during filming for season 7, too, and obviously it didn’t get used. But maybe they didn’t take it down because they knew it would feature in season 8?

>>87358272
Blackwater Stannis

>>87358272
The first Dracarys
Any Arya-Tywin scene

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>>87355330
You can't see it from this angle but according to book canon Jaime has his dick out here

>>87358316
WHy does that make it uncomfy?

>>87358272
Bobby b arriving in winterfel

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f-frogfu?

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>>87358476
>arguing with his cock out

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>>87358485
I love frogs.

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>re-watching the series
>all these "catch-up" first episodes of each season
>each character has these cringy scenes where they lay out everything so the normies can keep up
>they basically recount what's happened in their lives
>nobody ever talks like this irl

How embarrassing

>>87358481
They are all pepsi. Including mannis.

>>87358485
dumb frogposter

>>87358272

Bobby B and Ned talking in that field. Bobby and Ned scenes in general really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEB5t1qRdmY

>>87358485
Post that webm so i can melt

>>87358485
GOAT waifu

>>87358430
what if he's into blood play and is just pretending to be scared?

>the only character speaking with a yorkshire accent is ginger minge skelly

??????????

There's a great deal of consistency in this series, like all Lanisters speaking with RP and northerners speaking estuary, but this just makes no sense

>>87358538
What does that even mean>?

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>the scene with the night king killing the dragon

JESUS

anyone got the comparison pic of sophie turner S1 vs S7?

>>87358584
then he is a stronger man than i am.

i've done plenty of kinky shit, even being tied up. but the moment a sharp object is pulled AND i'm tied up, i'm screamin like a bitch

>>87358316
Post link

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>>87358361
+3 attack +2 defense

>>87358593
nigga that was the best scene, i just have no idea why he didn't aim at drogon

>>87358593
I recall watching that with my friends and it was the first time that I comprehended what /tv/ meant by "pleb filter"

I didn't want to be an asshole and say something because they were all "woah, sick bro, fucking sick, what the fuck" and I was acutely aware of both my autism and how much I found their attitude annoying

A truly dreadful experience

>>87358456
Thank you for the breaking news

Do you think they will film the return of Edmure?

>>87356210
Honestly 30 is about when most dudes start putting effort in what they look like because the fear of age starts to set in and they start to feel old.

>>87358427
Cinematics were great but the plot behind it is shit.

>let's blow up all good characters and leave Villain Sue around

>>87358330
>the first youtube comment

>>87358659
>nigga that was the best scene

If you turn your brain off and become a 14 year old, yea it is.

>>87358476
Classic honorfag Jaime

>>87358535
What is more embarrassing is they have always been short on time and had to cut shit out to fit it in ten episodes for normies when in reality normies usually marathons last or maybe all seasons before the next season stars.

>>87358593
It wasn't bad. What's bad was, how suddenly the wights got chains strapped into the dragon whom fell and grabbed him out of the water

how did they do that if they cannot swim?

>Ashara, I murdered your brother at the Tower of Joy. Here are his two swords, I know they are a family heirloom so I'm returning them in order to preserve the tradition of a Dayne being the Two Swords of the Morning. He was a good friend.

What did Ned mean by this?

>>87358385
Is that Lann Lannister?

>>87358787
>ashara, even though you were my brother's cocksleeve, i still love you

>>87358811
It's Gene Genie

>>87356129
aaand genes down the drain ,forever lost to the brown sea

>>87356129
Fucking Bogdanoffs

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>>87358626
https://youtu.be/8iQv17T4Rgk
https://youtu.be/WkmQiIBd12s
https://youtu.be/Q-2lygJ8wQs
https://youtu.be/opJ7h5rwvjs
https://youtu.be/VOoxRT8ci1U
https://youtu.be/_pG_KfDElXE

NEW BREAD
>>87358942
>>87358942
>>87358942
>>87358942
>>87358942

>>87357704
literally me

>>87358538
what did he mean by this