How did Shelob stab Frodo with her stinger if he has a jacket

>>87352514
Idk maybe he went like through it

>>87352514
he had the top buttons open to look cool

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>>87352514
Hmm I never thought of this

why didn't frobo just throw the ring to the moon?

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>>87352734
Maybe it went under it?

>>87352514
Wasnt that guy like a ghost or some sort of non matter entity?

Also I don't think the vest was inpenetrable, it was just light? Maybe I'm wrong

But really why didn't they just put mithril over an eagle and have it carry the ring to the volcano? Or tunnel underneath the earth and place the ring in the lava that lead to the volcano?

https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/28351/why-did-the-mithril-coat-fail-to-stop-shelobs-sting

In the book she stung him the the neck.

>>87352514
He didn't have it on.

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His upper chest was exposed

>>87352514
Stinger was made of adamant

How strong is mithril supposed to be in lotr anyway?
Isn't chainmail weak to piercing

>>87352514
in the book she stings him in his unprotected neck
in the movies, peter jackson is a hack

>>87352909
the Mithril shirt was supposed to be effectively invincible against mortal weapons
there's a reason Frodo's shirt was about as valuable as the entire Shire and everything in it.

>>87352514
>when load is too big to swallow

>>87352804
Shelob was a spider you nonce

>>87352980
He's talking about Frodo.

>>87352954
Still, conventional chainmail does almost nothing against arrows, spears, etc.
In some cases they make the injury worse.
If it's just extra strong and very light weight, you could probably pierce it still

If it's magically unbreakable or whatever I guess it would still be fine

>>87353044
>have the technology to build an invincible shield that is light as a feather
>only build enough to cover the chest, not a full cloak

When people say that JRR Tolkien is a hack, is this what they mean?

The stinger tapers to a point thinner than that of the molecules in mithril.
At least check wookiepedia before shitposting, OP

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>>87352980
Shelob is actually a demon in spider form.>>87353044

>>87353173
>up to age 14

Fuck off

>>87353044
He gets skewered by a cave troll and is alright. I think mithril stops piercing attacks as well as slashing.

>>87353086
well like I said, a shirt fit for a child was already expensive enough it could buy you a small country

>>87353086
>dip your newborn baby into a magic river
>forget to dip the ankles

When people say Homer is a hack, is this what they mean?

>>87352872
>tfw manlets try to look "buff"

>>87352514
the troll in the moria couldn't pierce it btw

>>87353610
>just let go of the baby and let it drown down stream

Is this beta really replying to me?

>>87352514
she has a mithril tipped stinger

>>87353173
dat fish, lel

I know this whole thread is bait but i am still triggered

>>87353762
How is it bait?
I watched RotK again last night and I noticed this inconsistency.

>>87353044
Mithril is magic chain mail so it should have stopped the pincer. But shelob is also a magic giant spider, either way it was supposed to hit him in the neck and Jackson is a hack

>>87353610
>Homer is a hack

Why didn't Odysseus just follow the main fleet home?

>>87353672
Literally dipp your hand or pick the baby and turn it around

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Shelob?

>>87353994
Was becoming an ugly cgi lady part of you plan?

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>>87353896
dang...

>>87354024
looks like Milla Jovovich to me

>>87352514
In the book shelob stabs Frodo in the neck.
Is that what happens in the movie i forget.

>>87353044

maille is worn over a padded coat of some kind and was quite capable of stopping arrows or spear thrusts. you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>87353173
I remember buying this set for my brother way back when.

>>87352958
share the load

How did Gandalf get his staff back after it was destroyed by the Witch King?

>>87353994
What is this?

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>>87352514
Maybe his wiener was sticking out and she shot her poison directly in the dick hole?

>>87354324
hot

>>87354324
An astute theory, my good anon. On that should be pursued further. Was his wiener had at the moment or soft? Was like a docking situation or was Shelob's aim so true she could shoot it up his dick hole without penetration? So many questions...

>>87352766
>tfw Shelob stinged him in the ass

>>87354324
Is this why Frodo never had kids?

Right up the urethra

>>87354229
Screenshot from shadow of mordor, Shelob turns into generic evil lady because talking to a spider is too weird for Americans to handle

How did Shelob sting him with that sting if it isn't actually a sting but a structure spoiders and other insects use to lay their eggs deeper in the soil

>>87354635
Does she at least start off as a spider?

>>87353228
>not having a fake Lego licence

Why didn't Sauron destroy Mt. Doom? He had eons to do so with a slave force capable of doing so.

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>>87354929
Isn't Mt Doom's lava part of the lithosphere? So by logic couldn't they destroy the ring in any lava on earth?

>>87354736
She and her brood are in the game and she turns into a spider on occasion.

God knows why they did this, though I like to think its how Celebrimbor sees her (which affects Talion) or its elaborate on her end to try and sway Talion instead of eating him.

>>87352514
the tip was small enough to go in between the links.

Or you know, the mithril simply broke, it's not indestructible just very, very durable and light.

>>87353610
Homer was long dead before that bit of the myth got tacked on.

>>87355128
Is Mt doom the only volcano in the whole world?

>>87352514
Its a giant magical spiderdemon

She could probably stab through Legolas' plot armor

>>87355144
>God knows why they did this

Animation department probably went in to a panic trying to figure out how to animate a detailed spider face when they're only used to doing humanoids, and decided that it would cost too much to actually do some work for a change instead of simply inputting performance-capture data

Since when is Shelob not a remnant of the offspring of Ungoliant ?

>>87355344

This. While mithril is incredibly strong against conventional weapons you can't fight magic without magic. Light of Eärendil was more effective against Shelob as Sam and Frodo showed.

>>87354181
>How did Gandalf get his staff back after it was destroyed by the Witch King?

he didn't

he isn't seen with it after that

>>87355617
He has it while they are leaving the harbor.

>>87355667
the top is clearly different

>>87352514
UP through the nether regions

>>87354043
Stoya Jovovich.

>>87353633
>that feeling when

What feeling? More like that moment when you idiot! LEARN TO MEME YOU FUCKING REDDIT BASTARD KEKISTANI SCUM

>>87354324
i hate that this made me laugh what the fuck

>>87355826
triggered tbqh fampai xD

>>87353044
>conventional chainmail does almost nothing against arrows, spears, etc
Real life isn't like rpg games you idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw3lcgIAwLk

>>87353173
>Shelob is actually a demon in spider form.
'no'

She's the eldest daughter of ungoliant, who is also not a demon.

>>87353086
>>have the technology to build an invincible shield that is
I though that mithril was incredibly rare; hence why they only made a vest.

Using the same logic, why the hell are we not all driving around in lambos, since we have the technology?

>>87355667
Gandalf has like ten different ones during the movies and they are all different. Loses it at Saruman, in Moria, Witch king etc. Maybe they grow on trees?

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>>87352514
Mithril is bulllshit anyway. Even if that cave troll couldn't pierce the vest, that shit still would have caved his little hobbit chest in.

>>87356483
Because you didnt meet the person who owns Lambo and they didnt have the choice to give you unlimited or zero Lambos and chose slightly more than zero when the fate of the world wouldve been guaranteed if they gave you the maximum about of Lambos

FAGGOT

>>87356584
It was an orc in the books, not a troll

>>87353173
Why is Shelob winking?

>>87357042
To fulfil your deepest and darkest fantasies

>>87356776
the movie isnt a book

>>87354139
Dylan, get off 4chan

>>87357309
I'm explaining to you why it wasn't so retarded in the non Jackson interpretation you mong

>>87357309
>>87356776
Always fucking bothered me. I'm sure they could have written an equally tense scene where he got hit by an orc. They would have had to wash his innards out of the vest after that hit.

>>87353994
They love shitting on the lore. I imagine soon they'll make the ring talk to the user, I know sauron kinda did but I mean it'll have different characteristics for different users. Imagine a sexual frustrated guy and it's a sexy woman voice urging him to do stuff, or a burglar and it's always egging him to steal stuff.

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Nine companions... So be it. You shall be The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring extended edition 3 disc blu ray set

>>87353610
It was a magic fire idiot.

>>87357540
And his dad came in when she was doing the ankles and fucked it all up.

>>87353044
Chain mail is fine against spears and arrows. Medieval mail was usually doubled up and worn with a gambeson and surcoat. It wasn't as good as plate against being pierced but it wasn't terrible.

>>87354181
This is the worst thing about the Extended Editions. Gandalf went toe-to-toe with a Balrog, an evil fire demon and lieutenant of Morgoth, and now in an even stronger form he gets rekt by some undead nonce? It's ridiculous.

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>>87357309

>>87358114
it is like a kryptonite thing

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>>87353173
I really regret not getting any of these LOTR sets when they came out.

Sam was the real MVP for taking that fucking horrifying thing head on and not backing down once.

>>87353994
Will I die if I fuck her?

>>87358244
Nope, it's Hackson deciding to ignore the source material and make shit up.
I love the LotR filums but that part and the death of Saruman are DABID tier

>>87357481
Kek