>mfw Sparta actually existed

Hmmm, good ol' memes

>>87349308
City states women and liberals will never understand.

AOOOO AOOOO

>>87349346
They literally killed babies and practiced eugenics.

yeah right and next you're gonna tell me the chinese had guns

>>87349308
Yep and they were a bunch of fags and we all know fags have no compassion for babies because they can't have any themselves so of course >>87349371

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>>87349308
>yfw history repeats itself

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>>87349308
>mfw Sparta irl got BTFO by literal homos

>The Sacred Band of Thebes was a troop of select soldiers, consisting of 150 pairs of male lovers which formed the elite force of the Theban army in the 4th century BC
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Leuctra

>>87349346
except Sparta was literally YAS QUEEN

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>>87349462
>>87349469
DELETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>87349371
it was hardly eugenics, and let's not act as though children with disorders and maldevelopment survived that often in the ancient world.

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>mfw manchildren think a comic book is an accurate portrayal of Sparta

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>Watching HBO's ROME
>Look it up
>It was was real

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>>87349462
The term Sacred Band is forever tainted by the useless Carthaginians.

>>87349371
based

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What is you're field of expertise?

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>>87349371
>denying the science of eugenics
Do vaccines cause autism and is climate change a myth?

>>87349558
no but it's an accurate portrayal of the mythos surrounding Sparta, the amoutn of retards who don't understand this and continue to throw autistic fits over the monstrous persians is depressing.

>>87349602
Wearing leather speedos

>>87349308
>>87349346
>>87349550
>ITT anons who know nothing about Sparta fall for 2000 year old propganda
>>87349469
>>87349422
These fags get it

>>87349602
shitposting

>>87349462
Because the Spartans were paedo homos - literally older male raping young apprentice
This caused their Stockholm syndrome of worshiping their elders etc

>>87349602
i recently graduates from my pottery school

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>>87349462
Damn

... fuck sparta

>>87349602
I'm a big guy.

>>87349658
Someone should tell modern day liberals and Muslims that Sparta wasn't supposed to be a documentary.

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>may you live forever
What did he mean by this?

>>87349631
>it's an accurate portrayal of the mythos surrounding Sparta
It's what would happen if you told an edgy 13 year old the basic details and then had him retell the story as dramatically as he possibly could

>>87349602
a-wew a-wew a-wew

>>87349308
AYO HOL UP
*enslaves helots*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*kills baby*
SO YOU BE SAYIN DAT
*king autisms and lets himself get killed for nothing*
HOL UP
*drinks sheep blood*
SO LEMME GET DIS STRAIGHT
*dresses wife up as man so he can fuck her*
SO YOU BE
*defeated by slaves and skirmishers*
YOU BE SAYIN DAT
*spends days coming up with snappy one liner*
DAT WOMEN AND LIBRULZ
*allies with persians*
DAT DEY
*refuses to help allies*
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL UP
*does nothing outside athens for 20 years*
DAT DEY CAN'T UNDERSTANDZ US?
*defeated by army of literal gay lovers*
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
*contributes nothing to western civilization*

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Out of my way Phalanxlets.

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>>87349308

>watching United 93'
>"based on real events" hah, yeah right
>look it up afterwards
>mfw the 9/11 attack actually happened

>>87349751
me on the right

Wasn't Sparta looked down upon by other Greek states?

>>87349682
He was shaming him for selling them out.

>>87349308
Test

Spartans were a meme.

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>>87349677
Antifas would wreck spartans dude, this is already proven

Makes me think what other overrated "warrior" sect anti-fa would mess up

>>87349685
pretty much summed up mythology right there

>>87349818
literally all the ones that existed before modern nutrition

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>>87349430
>mfw in the end times of a civilization

>>87349371
99,9% of you 4chan Incels wouldn't survive that lmao

>>87349462
>warrior with honor vs literal buttboy fags

Of course they lost, fags have no concept of honor or pride. Theyd do anything to win, including sucking everyones dicks

>>87349308
american?

>>87351114
True I was born premature you could hold me in one hand when I was born, i'm now 6'4"

>>87351182
>6'4
manlet

>>87349371
this is bad?

>>87349682
i understood it as either "we're going to die willingly and honorably, you will never experience this" or "may your treason never be forgotten long after your death"

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>when your city state is a gym

>>87349682
The most glorious thing in their minds was to die in battle
Living forever is a literal fuck you

>>87351182
>i'm 6'4"
When will they learn

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>>87349751
*Conquers you*

>>87351137
spartans were extreme ass munchers too m8
in the movie spartans make fun of athenians by calling them boy-lovers but irl they were much faggier than athenians

>>87349462
Spartan hegemony was in place until alexander you dip

>>87349682
Literally the most historically accurate part of the movie, that was the worst possible insult in Spartan culture.

>>87349371
>t. Athenian

>>87352026
No it wasn't. They got replaced by Thebeans, after that Thebeans got stomped by Alex's father Philip.

>>87349773
The opposite, they were admired.

>>87349346
but weren't women of other city states jealous of the relative freedom spartan women had?

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>>87349462
Lmaooo get a load of these cucks

>>87352816
Yes. Sparta had some good ideas, also having two kings to prevent a dictatorship.

>>87349308
>"look i'm retarded" thread #324522

preschool has internet class in this hour?

>>87349430
>that goat man looking thing
What did they mean by this?

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>watch lotr
>look it up
>it actually happened

>>87349584
I like it but the helmets and shields trigger me. Shields look ridiculously small and the helmets are bronze. Why couldnt they at least gey the shields right? Its not like they even went for the stereotype of the big red scutum. Its so weird.

>>87353170
heh..heheheh-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH xD

>>87349663
Wow watch your digital blackface gifs there.

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>>87349462

300 is Snyder's only good movie and the only time his style worked

>>87353170
>that smartass with such a chip on his shoulder that he misunderstands silliness just so he can insult others' intelligence

>>87349718
>*spends days coming up with snappy one liner*
those were pretty cool tbqh

>>87352816
"freedom" meaning not being a walking sex dispenser?

yeah..truly a feminist liberal state

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>mfw Rome actually existed

>>87349685
Yup, and everyone over the age of 13 knew the before going to watch the movie

>>87353450
>"You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city." -Phillip II
>"If" - Sparta
Okay this is pretty good banter

>>87353664
>'These are Sparta's walls.'
>When asked why Sparta lacked fortifications, King Agesilaus pointed to his men.

>>87349685
Remember, the movie is being told by a spartan.

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>mfw Athens actually existed

>>87349371
As opposed to raising retards and cripples?

The herd is only as fast as the slowest member

Every time I hear some cunt say "she is so happy" to have a retard/braindead/crippled child, when they knew it would be born that way...

That is the most selfish thing I've ever heard.

You chose to bring a broken person into this world only to suffer.

But you get sympathy on facebook so fuckk the kid right

>>87349629
>climate change
is part of nature. it is entirely natural. it's been going on as long as the earth has existed (which is well before humans), and will continue to change well after people leave

the ego on people to think that we did it all

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>>87354287

Lacedaemonians!!

>>87349602
getting dubs

>>87351182
6ft4 so the average person could still hold you in one hand :')

>>87349658

>Because the Spartans were paedo homos - literally older male raping young apprentice

Read the entire Wikipedia entry, faggot.

>"the only contemporary source with direct experience of the agoge, Xenophon, explicitly denies the sexual nature of the relationship."

>>87349550
The definition of eugenics implies as much. Selective breeding for desirable traits in offspring.

>>87349602
I'm a film-major.

>comic/film makes Sparta seem like muh freedom lovers
>irl sparta's entire society depended on slavery
What did frank Miller mean to really make me think by this

I'm still convinced that city states are the best way to organize civilization.
Nation states were a mistake.

>>87358167
Singapore is definitely proof that it still works wonders in the 21st century

>>87349308
>mfw snyder was actually a closeted homosexual

>>87358706
Synder is the greek ideal man reincarnated into the modern form.
He's physically active and has a huge array of interests.
He also understands that women are a meme and simply a means to an end and that true companionship can only be found in other men.

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>>87349818
>Antifas would wreck spartans dude, this is already proven

>>87353552
SNIVELRY
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>>87349371
>They literally killed babies

Everyone in Antiquity did. There are lots of Romans called "manure" or "shit" because they were found abandoned to die on piles of shit outside the city. Some even became wealthy and proud of their origins.

>>87352026
>Spartan hegemony was in place until alexander you dip

Nah. Xenophon charts its fall. It literally only last 40 years.

From Leuctra Thebes tried, but failed. It was a complete toss up until Philip stormed in and fucked the divided Greek states in the shitter.

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>>87349462
Reminder that Alexander's Companions smashed these fags and ended them forever.