John Cena being eyed to play Shazam

>not getting Shaq to play it to freak out everyone who thinks Kazam and Shazam are the same thing

>cena vs rock
oh wait rock isn't in the shazam movie and his black adam movie was delayed

>>87339036
Awwww man, please no. John Cena couldnt act his way out of a paper bag. FUUUUUUUK

nobody ever explains why I'm supposed to like or hate john cena at any given time I'm being told to like or hate john cena


I don't even like or hate john cena at all

>>87339151
Then he'll fit in perfectly with the rest of the DCEU ;^)

>>87339036
BASED CENA WORKING THE FILM INDUSTRY IM FINNA CUM

>>87339151
That might work. Shazam is actually a little kid that turns into an adult right? So he would totally be a weirdo with a great bod.

>>87339159
I don't like him because he has that generic dumb marine corps face, like that one guy from the male stripper movie.

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HOLY FUCKING YUM I'M FINNA CUM

>>87339036
I always thought The Rock would make a perfect Shazam.

>>87339036
a great fucking choice. Cena has a bit of a baby face and looks the part
>>87339220
yep

Anti-cena internet smarks seething. Big Man John gonna draw DC Bug Man Dimes.
Japn fags need not apply.

>>87339036
The perfect choice since Cena is a child in a grown man's body

Shazam was The Rock's role, this is whitewashing

>>87339339
either would work desu

>>87339036

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!

>>87339201
>>87339271

Carter, go back to /asp/.

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>>87339623
YA SEETHING!

>>87339623
Have sex ya pinhead

Somebody post the picture of Cena's balding spots

>>87339741
It's bizarre that Vince hasn't forced his golden boy to get a hair transplant.

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Dammit someone let /asp/ out of containment again.

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Why dont they want roman

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>>87339697
>>87339715
>>87339804

>>87339865
FINNA BASED!!!

>>87339036
sad part is thats what the costume would actually look like, grey and dull

Literally P E R F E C T cast

>>87339159
I love him
The Marine is one of those movies you can watch over and over

>>87339036
holy shit yes! cena is a total bro. he'll fit in great.

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>>87339036

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>>87339036
umm what

this is literal casting perfection

dc just stroked lightning

>>87339817
his aesthetic would be too similar to Momoa's

>>87339036
good. they should use wrestlers more often so we don't get stuck with jew twink Lex Luthor's and 5'9'' big guys

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>>87339036
>THRICE IN A LIFETIME

hell yeah THE CHAMP IS HERE
I haven't watched wwe since 2010 is he still wrestling?

>>87339231
That's the only thing about him that makes him good for the part.

>>87339036
It might just work

>>87339036
Fuck no. Alan ritchson is the only shazam.
He's got the looks and the comedic delivery.

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>>87339036
Just get ya boy to play the wizard and you have a 10/10 joint

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>Shazam

You mean Captain Marvel

>>87339151
You act like Wonder woman acting was superb.

These are cgi fest movies pandering for third world who doesnt understand movies so stories are even more shallow than ever and for selling toys

.

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>>87342053
Shhh. You wanna ge sued?!

>>87341232
He shows up once or twice a year and wins the belt despite not having wrestled any other matches. He's gonna beat Flair's record and then fuck off and never come back probably.

He's the only star WWE has so they will literally suck his dick to get him to come back for any length of time.

>>87342205
>Chris Pratt will NEVER be Booster Gold because he's trapped in mousetown
Why live broes

>>87342215
based cena
are there any stars from that time left? triple h, shawn michaels, randy orton, edge etc?

Honestly, I think it's more important who they cast as Billy Batson.

>>87342205
They can call Captain Marvel, Captain Marvel, DC just can't market any works with the title "Captain Marvel"
That's why all the comics, merch and shit is called Shazam, despite the fact that his name was Captain Marvel. It became apparent that it was a lot easier to just call him Shazam, seeing how people think that's his name anyway and it saves a lot of headaches.

Cena's only mainstream stuff is that HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA meme. WWE has been trying to push him into the mainstream for a decade but he fucking sucks. I get The Rock since he was one of the most popular during a time wrestling was popular, but now no one watches that shit or knows who Cena is.

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/asp/ is now /tv/ related

HEY

>>87339036
They should make the Shazam movie a separate thing from the rest of the DCEU and go full silver age.
If he needs to be in the crossover movies, just have The Flash bring him over from Earth 2 or something like that.

>>87342421
GEEK.

All the smarks are gonna be finna seethin that big match John is going to make the big money.

>>87342270
Chris Pratt as booster gold is perfect

>>87342466
Little Pupper Ramen eternally btfo

>>87342356
That IT/Strangers Thing kid, obviously

>>87339036
AND HIS NAME IS SHAZAM

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>>87342205
Who would you cast as Ted and Booster?

>>87339036
WWE is fucking trash, Japan has some great wrestling though.

>>87342890
ya getting worked ya pinhead, ya finna seethin at the E

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>>87342890
WEEEEEEEEEEEEB!

>>87342326
triple H is vince now

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>>87342941
NJPW is leaps and bounds better then current WWE any wrestling fan will tell you that

Scott Adkins or nothing.

>>87340849
If you close close, you can see wrestling is fake.

>>87343267
It's still real to me, dammit!

>>87343209
Lol that would be a horrible miscast on every level. And he has no presence or charisma. John at least has physical prsence.

>>87339036
>not young and handsome

will not watch it

>>87339159
Cena is an undertalented babyface that has been forced on WWE audiences for many years. Never allowed to turn heel or anything because he does a ton of charity work which is great publicity for the company.

And because a lot of the fans have left in the last 15 years, there's been no significant fan rebellions against Cena the way there were on guys like Kurt Angle or The Rock (when he first debuted).

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>>87339151

Can big match jhon do it again?

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>>87343539
Eh, if there's anything wrong is that he doesn't have that 1940s dad look.

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>>87342851

>>87344173
Fat and old

>>87343745
Literally me

>>87341232
Same John Cena was cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpRe1XDSEpw
Obligatory best theme coming through

Im down with it cuz i could see how john cena could just look intense then geek out on all the heroes. and he could do exaggerated moves cuz hes a kid visualizing how a superhero should fight. i think the kid who plays billy would need more range of emotions and Capt. MARVEL should mostly be really happy and cares about being food. cuz a kid wouldnt feel all the pressure of life yet.

>>87339036
> Starts filming in November
> Haven't even gotten your lead actor signed yet
JUST

>>87339623
We should all go back to /asp/. You know /asp/ is a lot better than it was and it's improving every day. Come help us #make/asp/geatagain

>>87344765
*great
haha but seriously we're all a bunch of characters over there lol

>>87339036
Yeah could work.

/tv/'s perfect Shazam!
>John Cena as Shazam
>The Rock as Black Adam
>Jacob Tremblay as Billy Batson
>Directed by Robert Zemeckis

>>87345231
Fuck you, aidsboy.

>>87339036

Horrible decision.

Fucking hell.

Hulk hogan 2.0

>>87339036
he is too conservative
Hollywood will not allow it

>>87346982
That's stupid, you're stupid

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>>87339151
>John Cena couldnt act his way out of a paper bag.

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>>87339339
>Shazam was The Rock's role
The Rock was given the choice of playing Shazam/Captain Marvel or Black Adam by DC years ago and he choose Black Adam because he found him more interesting

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Why-Rock-Chose-Black-Adam-Over-Shazam-70609.html
http://collider.com/dwayne-johnson-black-adam-movie-dceu/#images

>>87347145
you were saying?
>>87342447

>>87347317
That's stupid, you're stupid

>>87341880
Alan Ritchson is the best choice since playing Thad in BMS proves he can easily play the manchild character and give us the feel that Shazam is really a kid in the body of an adult superhero. Regardless of whether not he gets chosen, fuck the Rock playing Shazam.

Based /asp/ alphas invading this Indy manlet board.