/got/ - Game of Thrones General

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aaggghhh...

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>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.

>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.

>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing

AMERICAN TOLKIEN

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Dany

>>87333325
>purest
It's going to make even wight-Jon sick when he finds out what Arya's become in the first place, much less when he finds out the chick he fucked was Arya wearing a face as a mask.

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>>87333353
AAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

>>87333400
>>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.

>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing
These are the only two that are outright badly written desu

>>87333325
Preston podcast when?

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Arya Horseface

>>87333406
post purple eyes dany or fuck off

>>87333400
what the fuck part of the book is this

t. showfag

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>>87333434
AAAGGGGHHHHH......

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AAAAHH SAVE ME GEORGE

Lost my external drive at campus today.

Please post asoiaf fan art before the thread dies. No actor faces please. Castles and landscapes welcome too.

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I am rewatching GOT. I am at the intro to season 2, episode 10. God, it was fucking good back then.

Pic semirelated

>>87333454
More like Arya Pigface

>>87333518
Go back a couple threads, I dumped everything I have that's not show-based.

>>87333485
What color will Winds be lads

>>87333518
no

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>>87333485
ESS ESS


GEORGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>87333485
>tfw you have 4 paperback and 3 hardcover

>>87333556
Black with white font

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>>87333556

>>87333325
This

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Anyone remember when Littlefinger saved the day?

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>>87333644
>>87333644
>the horn

>>87333325
>Jonarya is the purest most canon ship edition
Only book Jon and book Arya. They're a slag and a manslut in the show

>>87333654
sanja pleash...

I wanted to fuck ur mothah.. I want to fuck you...

pleash jusht let me tashte that ginger pushy before I die..

>>87333654
Remember when he fucked everything up, when he came with the Tyrells to kill /ourking/?

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>>87333654
He was the hero The North needed, but not the one they deserved

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>>87333590
ah, looks like you need a refill of your prescription

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>>87333400
>>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

Where was she shitting? Was she finding places to squat or was she just letting it go all over herself? Somebody needs to illustrate this scene.

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Cast my waifu in A Game of Thrones or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

More wine, your grace?

>>87333846
But my mother won't die in her sleep tonight.

Why do people actually feel they must fulfill these

>>87333846
jeyne pool
talysa flowers

>>87333846
I would cast her pusy on my face desu

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>>87333846
>and a lady and a castle and whole load of gold

>>87333707
Arya is pure in the show.

Jon's only been with two women in the show. He's a flirt in the books and a tad too close to Satin

>>87333400
>>87333770
wait who was this

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What was he thinking in this moment?

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>>87333654
His death was such bullshit, and casually done. He saved everyone that little redheaded whore loved, and so she kills him. Fuck you bitch.

>>87333644
Fatty ruined the 'A ___ of/for/with ___' title system. American Tolkien can't do anything right.

>>87333542
>Go back a couple threads, I dumped everything I have that's not show-based.

Thank you based anon. I downloaded everything but two or three because they weren't canon/haven't happened yet.

>>87333846
margaery tyrell

the one we got was a booblet alien. at least yours looks semi attractive.

>>87333353
please stop posting this

>>87333846
I always wanted her to be Arianne Martell desu

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When did Khal Drogo get this hot?

>>87333770
>Was she finding places to squat or was she just letting it go all over herself?
Dysentery, so the latter.

>>87333954
Daenerys AKA Kelly. C.

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>>87333754
ty, doc.

>>87333846
>Cast my waifu in A Game of Thrones
No.
>or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Good.

>>87333964
>This can't be happening. I'm in charge here!

>>87334064
when

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>>87334057
>having to tame khaleesi drogo with your dick

>>87334057
>girl drogo will never violently peg you
why even live

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>>87334019
Why? It's funny.

I had a dream I had a girlfriend

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>>87334125

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>>87333986
>Thank you based anon.
Your welcome. Now have some animu shit.

>I downloaded everything but two or three because they weren't canon/haven't happened yet.
Which ones were those.

>>87333846
>3D
>waifu

>>87333846
Cersei's female lover.
I forgot her name,

>>87334108
Her last chapter in A Dance with Dragons, which is Book 5.

>>87334125
>Anon...Anon...I dreamed that I was NEET

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>>87333484

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>>87334125
Its a game of thrones - general, not fantasy - general

>>87334203
the only training emilia did is training her asshole to shit out burger bricks

>>87334203
kek i read this a few days ago

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BOOOYYYYYY

>>87334181
Taena "Myrish Swamp" Merryweather

>>87334181
Taena Merryweather

>>87333325

when was the exact point the show went to complete shit?

>>87334203
Sit on your ass and eat?

>>87334203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK6IpBovFSk

>>87334323
season 5 episode 1

>>87333999
Tyrells arent tanned or dark-haired though

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>>87334323
When Tywin died.

It is known.

>>87334353
and targs are supposed to have purple eyes. it's more important that margaery is attractive because that's part of why cersei feels threatened by her.

>>87334323
When Tywin died, it went on life support, and Stannis death was when they pulled the plug

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>>87334493
>Stannis
>dead

>>87334569
based stannis dead poster

>>87334292
>>87334311
I hope we get to see Cersei get some Myrish Swamp next season.

>>87333518
I might upload my folder sometime, it's got like 800 something files, none show-based iirc
unfortunately I'm mobile atm

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Shhh, Stannis is sleeping.

>>87334594
based based poster

>>87334332
Based Emilia

>ywn take out her rubbish

>>87334493
>>87334360

this. Charles dance was probably the best actor on the show and its become pretty obvious when the actors have reached a point where they are done and asked to just get written off. Stannis was just downright painful

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>>87334594
Kek, it's the first time someone calls me based for posting that. Thanks anon.

>>87333400
Aren't all of these from ADWD? Does this portend even worse from TWOW?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXJlUIQP94
why the fuck did they cut this out

>>87334203
training to literally do nothing

>>87333971
Best death

>>87334601
NO
TIME

>>87333400
These are cherrypicked by showfags...bookfags have much bigger fish to fry when it comes to martin's writing
>words are wind
>where do whores go
>many and more
>the night is dark and full of terrors
>winter is coming
>sweet summer child
>dark wings dark words
>hodor
>you know nothing jon snow
>it is known
>you have to know your NAME
>reek reek it rhymes with freak
>if I look back I am lost
>a high born maid of three and ten, fair to look upon
>little and less

And more that I'm forgetting? I think the show had the grace at least to only abuse like 3 of those...

>>87334332
How could anyone see that smile and not fall madly in love with her?

>>87333971
I mean the scene was pretty cringeworthy, but holy shit he's like the prime villain of the entire story other than the night king, started the entire war and everything!

>>87334720
GRRM hit the level of success where he can tell editors to fuck off and it starts showing in ADWD.

>Does this portend even worse from TWOW?
Probably but at least cool things will happen in TWOW since it's not just a setup book.

>>87334823
All those are not so bad

>>87334823
nuncle

All the real bookfags know the problem is mostly just the sex scenes and the food tho

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>>87334877
>>87334771
You need to stop right now.

>>87334823
>I'm looking for a maid of three and ten
best line
you just know you're in for comfykino

>>87334877
>Littlefinger
>Villain
First Citizen Baelish did nothing wrong, death to the feudal oppressors.

>>87333846
Brothel whore #6
She gets one line of dialogue so it's ever so slightly more of an impact when you see her murdered later

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First for Jonerys, the only reason to continue watching this train-wreck of a show

>>87334993
>best line
>you just know you're in for comfykino
fucking this. I hated it the first time but the Brienne chapters in AFFC are max comfy on a re-read. AFFC is under appreciated.

Dance is still mediocre outside the Theon chapters though.

>>87335031
>all these fresh faces young actresses happy to get a speaking role on hit HBO show Game of Thrones
>find out it's one line between getting their tits out as Brothel Whore #6 before a torture porn death scene
Is this Dabid's fetish?

>>87334691
How lonely are you that you need to acknowledge a shitpost reply

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>>87333577

>magic

are you a wizard?

>87334823
>words are wind
cringe. its literally in every chapter regardless of the POV
>where do whores go
That was actually a well-written quote desu the first Tywin said it. Even when Tyrion kept remembering it, thats the point, it broke him to remember. His obsession with that question is justified
>many and more
cringeworthy as well
>the night is dark and full of terrors
no problem with that. its literally the slogan of one of the major religions of the books
>winter is coming
There are the words of the central House in the story, and warn of the whole zombie thing, it makes sense to have it repeated often
>sweet summer child
he uses that sparingly iirc
>dark wings dark words
also used whenever a raven comes, its not that far-fetched that so many people have that reaction in a series with so much death and war and misery
>hodor
eh, whatever, apparently theres an explanation for that in the show
>you know nothing jon snow
Rose Leslia has a sexy voice, so who cares
>it is known
literally only one character uses this in Book 1
>you have to know your NAME
He has Dissociative Personality Disorder, and was literally tortured over and over again to remember his "name" of course hes gonna keep remembering
>reek reek it rhymes with freak
He doesnt always use freak. He also uses word like meek etc.. its actually a good literary device to show whats going on in Reek/Theon head
>if I look back I am lost
Literally what is wrong with that?
>a high born maid of three and ten, fair to look upon
I skip Brienne chapters, except for the ones that have Jaime
>little and less
whatever, its just a phrase


How fucking autistic are you that simple phrases in book series trigger you like that?

>episode going decent so far
>stupid magic trick kicks in

>>87335056
I liked Victarion's chapters.

>>87333846
Elia Martell

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>>87335044
Basically.

>>87333846
Samwell´s sister

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>>87335163
Very. That's why I'm here.

>>87335225
>I skip Brienne chapters
the pleb filter is in working order, I see

>>87334912
they're all fine, but he uses them each like 10-30 times PER FUCKING BOOK. in the fifth book it's basically ALL that happens...you visit a character, they "advance" the plot in some circular fashion, and utter whichever catch phrase is ascribed to them.

>>87334951
oh god the fucking food, and the sigils...

>>87334165
>Which ones were those.

Euron sailing his ship the Silence to Pyke while a dragon is flying above and some other ones I cant recall right now

>>87335225 meant for >>87334823

>>87335275
I liked the Ironborn stuff the first time through. In fact I liked most of AFFC the first time through, only Brienne's stuff bored me the first time.

>>87334613
Make an Imgur album and post it here. Imgur albums last forever and thousand will make use of them.

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>>87334823
>the night is dark and full of terrors
> all supernatural threats have been "extinct" for thousands of years
>not even orcs or pot-belly goblins
>just dire wolfs
>the most bland fantasy universe,

>>87335327
From one aagghh poster to another, I appreciate you anon.

>>87335351
>oh god the fucking food, and the sigils...
A plump capon, crisped, quarted with a rasher of bacon above a mound of peas rampant swimming in butter

>>87335363
>Euron sailing his ship the Silence to Pyke while a dragon is flying above
I don't think that was meant to be taken literally.

>>87335446
Melisandre comes from a city state next to a region completely choked by fucked up glowing grass that makes all other life impossible

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kek

>>87335225
>going through every fucking one
Your autism accusation is kinda ironic bro
But I'm complaining about them because: >>87335351
I think this shit comes from martin's television background, where you WANT to just string shit along endlessly and rely on these little tokens of familiarity that each character possesses and utters ad nauseum

>>87335446
it's basically as high-magic as Lord of the Rings at this point

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MFW when the Bear Loli will have aged out of her role due to 1-2 year wait.

>>87335513
How would you take that figuratively?

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>>87333846
Young Varys

>>87335574
Well it's more just Euron's entire (presumed) arc contained in a single image rather than depicting a specific event.

>>87335446
Its a religious statement.

Christians foretell the apocalypse in their prayers even though they've been waiting for 2000 years now.

>>87335519
This is a joke but I bet Arya will end up killing Jon indaboox. Or re-killing.

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>>87334210
>that reaction pic

>>87335421
yeah I will after I organise all that shit into folders, it's all over the place atm

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How do I make Dany love me?

im watching this horror movie for the first time and im scared anons hold me this little kid is having seizures and it makes me sad

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Friendly reminder that A+J = T

>>87335840
Bend the knee to eat her out

>>87335860
Melisandre is a fucking heretic.

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What's your fav CK2 Got moment?

>>87335739
>arya
>killing Jon

She'd kill herself first

>indaboox

Wot?

>>87335896
>Start the game at Robert's rebellion
>Robert dies within a couple months and then Stannis and Ned sues for peace
>Almost every main character then dies/is never born
>Eventually quit after playing another game as Rhllor faithful burning people alive

>>87335462
Thank you anon. That makes me feel better.

>>87335896
Winning the War of Five Kings and killing all of the Eternal Andal Lannister fucking shits.

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What is Sansa's fate?

>>87335896
>JUST LIKE YOUR SISTER YOURE A WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE

>>87336000
slay queen

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>>87335877
done

>>87336000
die so arya can use her face to parlay with cersei and kill her

>>87335911
>She'd kill herself first
She's a psycho so I don't think either are out of the question under the right circumstances

>>87335840
Play with her arse

>>87333407

Eh you need to look on the bright side. Your GF can become literally any girl you want. Pretty cool.

>>87336000
what is this shit

MERYN
FUCKING
TRANT?

>>87335896
Honestly just watching how the world changes is interesting enough.

>>87336115
>Your GF can become literally any girl you want. Pretty cool.

>Ygritte comes back to life for one beautiful night
>Realize you just fucked your sister
>realize that she carved off the face of your dead lover to do it

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Does anybody remember good writing?

>>87334323

the sand snakes

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>>87336127
Just a misunderstood virtuous pedophile.

Missandei > Melissandre > Myrcella > Margaery > Ros > Tyene >>> Sansa >>>>> Arya

>>87333447
>Her cunt became the world.
>bad writing

>>87336302
Move Missandei to after Ros and put Ygritte at the top of the list and you've got yourself a deal.

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>>87336302
this overrated whore. I swear, if I have to see another shiteating pandering "Missandei is actually the most beautiful woman on GOT" comment either here or on reddit I will unironically jump off a bridge

>>87336252
no, i'm a summer child

>>87336389
When did Missandei become a undying warlock?

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>>87336302
>Missandei > Melissandre > Myrcella > Margaery > Ros > Tyene >>> Sansa >>>>> Arya
2/10
ACTUAL ranking
Melissandre > Myrcella > Margaery > Missandei > Ros> Tyene >>> Sansa >>>>> Arya

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Reminder Night King gives disadvantage children immortality as the best race.

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>>87335896
>After the Conquest start date
>Start as a minor house in the North
>Win a war against my liege and become a high lord of the North
>Give my old title to a cadet dynasty
>One of my Sons marries a random Stark girl
>Their son becomes both my heir and heir to all the Stark titles/lands/Ice by some trick of fate
>He becomes basically a super ruler with tons of traits, two Valyrian steel blades and a fucking direwolf
>Marries HIS kids to the other great houses
>Declare war on the Iron Throne and win independence, Riverrun, High Garden, and The Vale, all join the North and a massive new Kingdom of the North is born that rules half of Westeros
>His Kids eventually bring the Iron Islands and Dorne in as well
>Eventually a White Walker invasion happens, my Dynasty beats them the fuck out before they can even get past the wall
>Rest of the 7 kingdoms don't even try to oppose my Dynasty anymore, eventually everywhere other than the Dorneniggers joins my Kingdom
>New Valyria somehow became a thing in Essos when I wasn't looking

THE KING IN THE NORTH

Unfortunately the save got corrupted but it was pretty cool anyways.

>>87336501
Sansa>Marge>Mel>Tyene>Ros>Arya>
Missandei you literal faggots

I also wont rank Myrcella because im not a fucking pedophile like the scum here. Shes like 14

>>87336614
>Shes like 14
front of the list now

>>87336614
She's 19

>>87336567
>also enslaves them
forgot about that?

>>87336614
LYANNA MORMONT!

>>87336614
This. Sansa went from overrated to grossly underrated. 99% of the haters would shit themselves if a girl as hot as her ever even acknowledged their pathetic existence

>>87335896
Conquering everything as Euron and taking all the female characters as salt wives

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>>87336745
I want to be dominated by bearloli.

>>87336078
She completely dropped her list and quest for vengeance at the mere mention of Jon being in Winterfell

Is Gurm a virgin?

>>87336877
How do you think all those whores got on the show?

>>87334323
Season 4 towards the end

>>87336614
Missandei is overrated but Sansa is legitimately ugly now.

>>87336806
Is there a "bully Aeron" intrigue button in the mod?

>>87336867
Oh you're talking about the show. How dumb.

>>87334323
The very instant the first plot thread overtook the published books. So mid-late season 4.

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What would the LoL give Stannis and Mel if she burned up all of Kings Landing with the wildfire there?

>>87336567
only person to be photographed holding baby

best mayor

> > >

>>87336928
Specifically the conversation when Jamie frees Tyrion and everything that followed.

>>87336822
Bearloli will have your ass beaten by all 62 of her warriors.

>>87333846
FU

>>87337082
Will they at least be naked and oiled up?

>>87336988
>Oh you're talking about the show. How dumb.

Well in the books she cries when she remembers him, and kept needle hidden because of how important her family but especially Jon is to her.

>>87337132
Of course, covered in bear fat

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>>87336788
lol, not for this I won't

>>87337042
Nothing because he's not real. It all relies on Mel knowing a ritual with a chance of using all that spent life force.

>>87336614
>sansa at the top
>pancake tits that high
>Missandei at the bottom, even below arya

Opinion discarded.

We see you sophiefag

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Is slag Shireen hot? Haven't seen recent pics.

>>87337277
>Well in the books she cries when she remembers him, and kept needle hidden because of how important her family but especially Jon is to her.
Yeah this is just to angle towards a tearful reunion that goes horribly wrong somehow he can't fool me.

>>87337321

what's not to like anon?

>>87337433
'no'

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>>87335840
You can try pulling what Jon did, I mean he's a fucking manlet unwashed Northerner but he played that bitch like a damn fiddle

>>87337768
>No ass

>>87337928
>John is her nephew
I mean, that's actually slightly less retarded than the normal Targ MO of wedding brother to sister. People always forget that Dany was originally supposed to marry Viserys.

>>87336614
>>87336788
soapiewhale please leave

>>87338201
Yeah I'm almost positive that Dany won't find anything wrong with fucking her nephew, but I'm really not sure how Jon will take it and whether it'll trigger his "muh honor" autism

>>87336119
Jeb! Bush dating sim.

>>87336614
>also wont rank Myrcella because im not a fucking pedophile like the scum here. Shes like 14
>Ranks Arya who is what, 11? 12?

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>>87335290
>tfw animu-level tsundere in my american tv show
>tfw full dere by the end of the season

Dere Dany redeemed this season

>>87338397
talking about show actors, maisie is several years older than the actress for myrcella

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>>87338415
This. Dany is infinitely more likable as a flustered girl with a crush than as a """"badass"""" dragonqueen with vacant emotionless stares

>>87338448
Nell Tiger Free will be 18 in October

>>87338678
maisie is still older
im not that anon, I'm just explaining the logic

>>87338666
>>87338415

>GRRM purposely makes it so that Targs inbreed a lot
>makes the two main characters Targs

Was getting caught part of his plan?

>>87337321
>DUDE AWKWARD ANGLES THAT CONTRADICT EVERY OTHER PHOTO OF HER xD

Neck yourself.

Why hasn't Dany gone to the Shadowlands and acquired more dragon eggs?

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>>87338666
WE HAVE TO PROTECT HER SMILE

anyone have the virgin harpoon pic?

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Barristan Selmy said Ashara Dayne was "dishonored" at the tournament at Harrenhal. Did Brandon Stark rape her?

>>87338874
> awkward

There is no picture you can show where Sophie has an ass or where her stomach doesn't bulge out more than her pancakes

Kys sophiefag

>>87339006
>implying brandon thundercock needed to "rape" anyone
barry is just an honourfag

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>>87338912
>You have my ax.

>>87338306
Jon will be disgusted but by that point Dany will be knocked up and he'll marry her anyway

>>87338415

Dany going to Westeros made her story far more interesting, and Dany falling for Jon made her a better character.

Too bad most of the Winterfell storyline was mostly crap, but then again, Arya has been meh since leaving The Hound.

>>87333846
Jeyne Pool or Lyanna

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>>87339607
>File: lore of the gored whore a(...).png

>>87339607
The rape, Dany... It was beautiful... You were beautiful...

>>87333950
Not close enough. There must be Snow on the Satin.

>>87339403
Kind of annoys me. All that Essos stuff was a huge waste of time. They could have easily brought her over last season and given her and Jon more scenes. I was the biggest Dany-hater on the planet until this season. But she actually showed a lot of growth and really won me over.

>>87333325
>Skipped most of the first 3 seasons of the show because I read the books
>A video showing all of Tywin's scenes is on my recommended list
>Watch
Holy shit, he's like book Tywin but a thousand times better and Charles Dance plays him perfectly. I've missed out.

>>87339960
That guy was born to play Tywin. He really should have gotten an Emmy for it.

I'm sure /got/ has seen this by now but if not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9III24HWsU

Why does anyone care about GRRMs books at this point?

He's not going to finish the story, the show is the best you got. And frankly TV is always more reliable than book writers for giving a finished product because there are actual deadlines. You can't just spend your time masturbating to badly written fanfiction for 5 years.

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>>87339926
That scene where she starts having a silent panic over Jon leaving to go on the wight hunting mission is fucking great and the only time I thought Emilia's acting was anything other than painfully bland

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>>87340080

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>>87338666
STOP EATING YOU FAT WHORE REEEEEEE

>>87339006
Barristan had a thirst for Ashara but she ignored him and rode Brandon's dick instead

Selmy just got mad about it because muh pure maiden must save herself for marriage to muh noble knight

>>87339926

She would have made the Battle of the Bastards a short fight, and the plot with Cersei would be extremely stretched out.

>>87340119
CUTE

>>87333846
fAegon.

>>87339960
>skipped the best seasons

So there are basically no wildlings left, right? Most of them were slaughtered at Hardhome, Tormund said there were 2000 survivors before the Battle of the Bastards, and then there were massive casualties during that battle

>>87340220
I'd honestly prefer Dany swooping in to save Jon at the BotB than Sansa weirdly withholding the fact that she had the army of the Vale ready to fucking go and just fucking randomly showing up at the end

>>87340260
>Lannister's 20k man army sieges Tyrell's 100k man army in an afternoon
name a worse scene

>>87340326
ignore the @

>>87340326
It couldn't have been 100K, the Tarly's switched sides and some other bannermen must have joined them

Randyll Tarly has a reputation as the best military commander in Westeros, so it's quite likely him switching sides would persuade other Reach houses

>>87339960
>>87340257
This, why did you skip the only part worth watching? Everyone else is here bc hey can't get away

R+L=J is totally going to happen. It's hinted at so heavily in the books. I bet George wishes he could go back and bury it more. Literally normies know about it. It's not going to be the grand reveal he wanted.

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>>87335840
>How do I make Dany love me?

Try being her blood relative. That will work.

>>87340413
>implying GRRM would literally give those jews his biggest reveal
You're fucking retarded if you think it's anything other than N+A=J

>>87334203
Are there real women, under 200 pounds, out there who look at Emilia Clarke and say "Damn *I* could look like that"?

>>87333846
my pusy mistress she makes me so horny!

>>87333846
I have no idea who she is or what she sounds like or if she can act. I vote Arianne Martell lol

>>87340580
why the fuck do girls think sleeping right next to you is cute? No nigga get the fuck off I need my space

>>87335567
The show runs parallel to real life. In S7 its been six years since S1.

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>>87340794
>not liking cuddles with a qt grill

>>87333353
Can you stop this pls?wasn't funny first time and isn't funny now either

>>87336189
Get a job

>>87340851
>Be me
>Sleep on side and turn over about every hour or so while sleeping
>Gf decides she is gonna sleep right next to me
>Arm flies into her face when I flip over
>She freaks out
Like bitch, I told you that was gonna happen but no, you just have to hold me for some stupid reason.

>>87340904
I don't post it because I think it's funny. I post it because I have no life.

>>87341141
you can say that again

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Reminder Jon is handsome.

>>87333846
Alys Karstark

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:^)

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ok enough fucking around
when do we get to see the gash?

>>87340904
AAAHHHHHGGGHHHH

>>87340989
kek how ugly/fat is she? any reasonably looking gal would dump your whiny ass. that's what you get for fucking a dog

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>>87341415
Thank you.

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>>87341181
I want to protect his smile.

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>All hail Stannis, the Ham that was promised!

>>87334323
To COMPLETE shit? Either Oberyn, Tywin, or Stannis dying, depending on your personal opinion.

>>87341560
But Daenerys is literally and directly Aegon's descendant

>>87334823
There's also Tyrion's words from when Jamie freed him.
>Cersei is a lying whore, she's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know.

I remember Jamie repeated that shit to himself about a million fucking times.

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IVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS

>>87340794
Try cuddling once, it's nice to share the warmth. You shouldn't let that stop you from moving for comfort, she should know you enough to know that's just how you sleep, anon

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>>87341852
M-more wine your grace?

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>>87341928
YES YES

ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN POMP

>>87341907
>trying to teach an autist how to human

>>87333325
Nope, Sansarya is the only canon ship. Anyone who follows the actresses on twitter knows that they're basically a couple anyway.

>>87342150
a couple of cock-hungry slags, maybe

>>87333846
Sand snek

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Why is she so mean all the time?

>>87333914
>>87339537
>casting that dornish-looking mutt as a northern woman
why though?

>>87334341
this precisely

I remember season 5 had the first four episodes leaked prior to the premiere.

Watched all four in a sitting and was thoroughly dissappointed.


auclair drive

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>>87341852
WE'RE TELLING WHOOORRRRRRE STORIES

>>87340825
>The show runs parallel to real life.
showplebs will actually twist logic to believe this

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>>87342519
MY BOAR TOOK AND ARROW SO I WAS ON FOOT SLUGGIN THROUGH THE WHORES

>>87333400
>the sight of their arousal was arousing
This would have gotten a D in 7th grade english class. That is some basic 101 do-not-do shit right there. Authors dont have standards anymore.

>>87342462
she's a woman in position of power

>>87342724
I'm more surprised the editor didn't tell him to change it.

>>87342788
they might've, but he's so successful he can tell them to fuck off

>>87342788
>>87342872
in fact I remember there was a thing with the editors telling him to not use the phrase "words are wind" as much, but he just told them no because it has some significance for later or something like that

I love how dorne is completely irrelevant. They take out the queen bitch and now apparently the army just went home? The tyrells have the second biggest army in westeros and they manage to lose it in a defense assault on a castle? What happened to all their men?

Hack as fuck writing. Anything and everything involving dorne was completely irrelevant to anything other than killing a single side character lannister.

>there are bookfags ITT that don't enjoy the comfykino Tyrion chapters on the shy maid

>>87343001
>dorne
>riverlands
>stormlands
the non-existent crew

>>87343007
>book autists on /tv/
>show autists on /lit/

the dance of autists

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Bobbyposting is not funny

make a new thread you pigfucking baratheon loyalists

>no more preston jacobs

what will you be doing now

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>lol. moon is no egg. moon is space station. wife of sheev. it is known.

What did she mean by this?

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>Stannis army gets btfo by wildfire
>nonchalantly says thousands will die
>never makes eye contact with his men
>His rousing speech: "Come with me and take this city!"

Goddamn I thought it was a meme but Stannis genuinely seems autistic.

>>87343082
We didn't hit bump limit yet

>>87343052
GODS IT WAS FUNNY THEN

>>87343094

t. Renlyfag

>>87343082
be patient

>>87343094
how did he escape from the battle ?

>>87334669
Wrong, this man is deceased

>>87333325
>>87343082

>>87343234
>>87343234
>>87343234
New

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>>87343252
why is everyone incapable of waiting until 310?

>>87343001
>The tyrells
All died in the Sept. Olenna is a Redwyne, not a Tyrell. She shouldn't even have Highgarden but I guess she was acting regent. Would've been smarter to say that her troops abandoned her rather than that they weren't good fighters but muh making Olenna badass.

>>87343277
This. The threads are slow now anyway.

>>87343289
I know garlan and willas were obviously cut, but wasn't there tyrell cousins mentioned at some point?

>>87342462
Her entire family got murdered over the course of the last two years of her life.

>>87343335
No, which is strange. Tyrells are the third biggest family. First being Freys and second Lannisters.

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>>87342462
She is a cunt.

>>87343094
/our guy/

>>87333846
Sansa's love interest

>>87343001
The Tyrell army is huge if you count their bannermen. Thing is it seems not all of them stuck with them against Cersei. We know that Tarly joined up with the Lannisters and Hightower is sitting this one out. That's already two major Reach houses gone. Other smaller houses might've done the same.

Also unlike the Lannisters the Tyrell armies barely saw any combat during the war of five kings so the average Tyrell goon is going to less experienced than a Lannister.

>>87343533
>cunt Cersei kills Margery and fucking Mace Tyrell
>The Reach bannermen act like pussies and stay neutral

Bravo Dabid

>>87335840
simple, ignore her and undermine her

then have her bend more the knee. if you know what i'm saying.

worked for all previous partners. she might put up a front, but she's nice and docile

>>87336302
>Melissandre>Margaery>Ygritte>Myrcella>Ros>Tyene>Cersei>>Sansa>>>>>>>>>Samwell>Arya

>>87336877
you could certainly believe it from the way he writes sex scenes

>>87337928
yeah, if i do give jon anything, he's the most alpha manlet to ever walk westeros. first ygritte and then daenerys

even if he dies, he'll always be king of the manlets

>>87339006
it's not rape if they're both screaming anon

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>>87333971
the guard on the left?