>/tv/ will defend this

Who's the virgin supposed to be?

>>87331649
you don't even know what the meme is, haha

>>87331779
Dostoyevsky

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I wrote a script and sold it to WB in 2012 for 350k
Guess which film I sold the rights to

>>87331779
Dostoevsky I think.

>>87331649
Well, we now ran that joke into the ground.

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>>87331649
Someone needs to make one with Virgin Mark Frost and Chad David Lynch. They even have the virgin glasses and chad hair.

>>87331649
Fyodor is a sweet fucking name

>>87331863
That movie where deadpool and the dude are ghost cops or some shit.

>>87331946
I still mantain that Chuck should be the fat one and Sneed the thin one, i mean why else would he have his feet up unless it was his business?

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>>87331863
Bane?

>>87331863
Let me make it clearer
I wrote it and sold it in 2012 and the film released in 2013

>>87331649
me on the left

>>87331863
Pacific Rim? The conjuring?

>>87332142
Prisoners? Her? Gravity?

>>87332217
Bingo
The Conjuring took me 4 montha to write
still living off the cash and have contact with WB
I expect to sell them an Idea before the end of Q1 2018

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>>87331863

>>87332281
nice
what career you took to be good at writing scripts

>to afraid to go more than 10 minutes from his house

>>87332328
In high school I had a talent for writing stories and turning them into English class to bump my grade up from slacking off through the year
Teacher had some connections and got me into some courses across the border in Guadalajara Mexico
Attended the Guadalajara Film Festival with Guillermo Del Toro being our host and from there I made connections with some WB executives

>>87332466
holy shit
I love that film festival
lucky you

>>87332063
Neither of them are Chuck or Sneed. Hasn't any one even seen the fucking episode?

>>87332063
plus laying back with your feet up is more alpha body language than hunching over

>>87332466
is the writing couch a myth or true

>>87331779
(you)

>>87333010
Never heard of it

Seriously though, books are for try hards. ASoFaI are the only books worth reading

>>87333242
Do you really think anyone other than reddit tourista will start hating asoiaf readers
if you keep false flagging in every thread? What's your end game?

>>87332466
>across the border in Guadalajara Mexico
But Jalisco isn't across the border from anything. Thats ascentral mexico as you can get.

>>87332466
LARP. READ THE WIKI FOR THE MOVIE HE IS A LIER

>>87332063
Fat is 'country strong'

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>>87331649

I think this is the worst one yet

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y-yeah, but what about this?

>>87332063
a goatee is a chuck feature

>>87335278
you've literally got this the wrong way round

>>87335278
This is really cringy.

Muhammad is a Chad by any and all definitions of a Chad. You're just trying to make a meme of Jesus cuz youre a Christcuck and can't tar your own sacred cow.

You didn't even make this, you little faggot.

I was in the thread on /his/ when the guy made this, and it was shit then too.

You're a pathetic creature.

>>87335278
Muhammad was a huge chad. Jesus was a c*ck

>>87335278
100% True
Notice the plebbitors getting triggered

>>87336455
>having no wifes and dying as a virgin who turned the other cheek and didn't kill anyone is cool! believe me guys! guys?!

>>87331946
you got it backwards, the thin one is sneed

>>87336841
he is the son of god you fucking pleb. He is quite literally above desire. Certainly above base biological urges you enslave yourself to.

>>87337213
God doesn't exist, idiot.

>>87338456
lmao ok sure

>>87332300
who the fuck would pay to see these 2 in a movie
this is some midnight on cable movie garbage you watch when visiting your parents cus the wifi is too slow to stream

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>>87337213
>lol he's so Chadly he decides to not be a Chad bcuz you're like an ultra alpha if you choose to be a virgin liberal faggot like me

>>87335278
I like you

>>87333636
you still have to cross a border to get there from another country

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>>87336030
>>87336172
>>87336264
>ITT Goatf*ckers (this is a christian board) mad

>>87332524
All 3 of the guys at the store are Sneed. Sneed is their surname.

>>87331649
>/tv/ will defend a shitty meme
of course

Someone post the virgin preacher vs the zealot chad

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>>87331946
>>87332063
>>87332524
>>87335960
>>87337143
>>87340894

Fuck off

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>>87331649
The Auteur is Vincent Gallo, right?

>>87331863

emoji movie

>>87343048
Its Kubrick. It even has the number on his chest.

>needs to move around the world for his job
is a huge lie though, he barely left London for anything.

>>87332466
you certainly don't write like a professional writer

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>>87335278
Nice try, liberal cuck.

>>87331863
I did too, no biggy

>>87331649
This is one of the best examples of this meme I've seen.

>>87331946
only one of these to genuinely make me kek

>>87344934
pretty dumb though, most of the stuff on the right applies to literature as well

>>87331649
>dostoyevsky
>too focused on info, quantifies human experience

are you fucking serious?

>>87332281
quit your larping faggot
you're either chad hayes or carey w hayes and you dont strike me as being 56 years old so fuck off

>>87338868
>unironically hating /Ethan/ Hawke.

I hate redditniggers.

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>>87336455 this one is right

Proof >>87338456

>>87332281

>tfw the name of one of the writers for The Conjuring was literally 'Chad'

>>87332281
Hayes?

>>87345992
Yup

>>87346032
Nice Any other celebs that surf here you know of?

>>87346107
I don't bring up the chan in real life bro.

Nice try but it was actually me who wrote The Conjuring.

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>>87331863
>>87332281