LET THE LARD OF THE BLACK LAND COME FORTH

the only thing missing for this trilogy to achieve perfection is a dick shot of Viggo's dick.
He shows it in every movie but not in the lord of the rings, why?

>>87330598
What did he mean by this?

What was Aragorn's tax policy?

>>87330598
>Aragorn
Chad who lives 210 years
6'6
Descandant of Anarion
Chaddy Lifestyle as Strider because he knows he will be King one day
Ends Sauron and his ring reign
Kills Uruk-Hai before breakfast
Becomes prime King of Humans
Respected by Dwarfs, Elbs, Hobbits Walking trees, Gandalf (a semi God) and probably the Gods themself
Starts a New Age
Fucks women of a higher race (Elbs) on a daily base
Probably fucked Galadriel too
Portrayed by a great actor

>Jon
Bastard
Everybody hates him
Betrays his bannerman by bending the Knee
Gets betrayed on a daily base
Was a virgin until recently
Hast to leave for the Wall to live as Outsider because everybody hates him
His only friend is a fat loser
Breaks his oath
Couldnt save Ned or Robb
Gets cucked by Cat on a daily base
Dies because everybody hates him
AGGGHHHHHH Melissandre save me
AGGGGGHHHHHHH STANNIS SAVE ME
AGGGGGHHHHHHH WILDINGS SAVE ME
AGGGGGHHHHHHH DAVOS SAVE ME
AGGGGGHHHHHHH LITTLEFINGER SAVE ME
Shitty Actor
Manlet

>>87330745
I don't think anyone would argue with that anon
Bilbo, Sam, Gandalf, Aragorn were so perfectly cast

>>87330709
Orc babies in their little orc cribs must pay a 3% property tax.

>>87330709
Also did he commit systematic genocide of the orcs? Even going so far as to kill little orc babies in their orc cradles?

Why did his accent change just for this scene?

>>87330598
>Black Land

Wtf was his problem?

>>87330887
blacks

I'm 6'3 and lotr>>>got.

>>87330643
It's PG-13

>>87330674
Aragorns mismanagement of the harvest had left Gondor starving, he was basically extorting Mordor for their food supplies, because he knew they had meat on the menu.

Can someone give me an example of the "Black Speech" of Mordor?

>>87333346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

>>87333346
ayo muh fugga kfcs back on da menu shieeeeeeeeeet

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Isildur's heir?

>>87333346
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001

What was his Tax policy?

>>87330598
>>87330674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=HX5HIubgHks

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>this is a 10/10 in hobbit town

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>>87334011
>implying

>>87330745
if Gandalf, a demi-god, had so much trouble with one balrog, what does that make that one jewel obsessed elf who took down like 12 balrogs?

>>87330745
maybe Jon is more heroic in the books?

>>87334011
i really don't understand why a medieval man would a marry a woman who is obviously in her 40s.

>>87334095
how can that hag squirt of that many spawn.

hobbit women are unreal. i want a crack at a young one so i can see how high my score could get.

>>87334114
feanor wasn't just one elf. he was THE fucking elf.

Daily reminder that Aragorn committed a war crime

>>87334095
holy shit
no wonder they live in rabbit holes

>>87334011
>>87334095

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>>87334114

All 5 of the wizards that were sent to middle-earth had their power severly restricted. They were meant to be more like wisemen guiding the people away from evil.

>>87330643
Was it in Appaloosa or was Hitch's 8 gauge a stand in.

>>87334095
her pussy game must be out of this world

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>>87334238
>>87334407
>>87334393
>ywn live in a utopia with your wife and beautiful children

>>87334539

But Balamb garden is just a finger pull away anon.