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What prehistoric creature would you base a film around ?

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What prehistoric creature would you base a film around ?
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>>87328770
Hillary clinton: the fall and the impact.
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>>87328770
The Troodon man, in which Hillary Clinton is the last surviving specimen
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>>87328770
Horror movie? Those giant prehistoric rats.
Ramance? A cavewoman
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A movie about abbos
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>>87328770
>1.8 meter
>tall
>person
I think im finally starting to realize why europe uses the metric system
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Mosasaurs
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>>87328770
Terrorbirds, those shits must have been scary as fuck.
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>>87328770
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short-faced_bear
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I was trying to search for a dinosaur with a species name that sounded like Sneed, but googling dinosaur sneed gives a bunch of results related to ABC's Dinosaurs and Earl Sinclair. wtf???
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantopithecus
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Gonna go with this scary fucker that ate other sea monsters.
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>>87329058
>europe

i'm pretty sure sure you meant the rest of the world.
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>>87329211
>blacki
how can giganteus even compete?
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>>87329987
The rest of the world outside America is irrelevant desu.
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>>87329073
What's the source on this?

I really like it
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>hurr durr giant (((prehistoric))) creatures we've never seen or can prove existed

fuck off with your leftist propaganda
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>>87329285
Fuck that thing.
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>>87330208
how the fuck is it in any way leftist propaganda

even most ppl who believe the earth is 6,000 years old think dinosaurs were real
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>>87330174
PBS THE DINOSAURS The Death of the Dinosaurs 4 of 4 (480p
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>>87329058
5.9 foot =/= 5 feet 9 inches
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>>87329086
This
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>>87330236
Thanks
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>>87329058
You dumb Amerishart

It says 5 POINT 9, not 5'9

It's all in feet, it's not divided into feet and inches
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>>87329170
That's his middle name.
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Leatherbacks can get to 6 m long
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>>87330427
Sneed is a real name?
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Life is so abstract
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the white male
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>>87328770
Neanderthal man set from their perspective. Invading force comes in and hunts and rapes them out of existence. Set in Europe. Ending scene with modern day Europe and mosque being built.
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>>87330234
You got baited, you moron.

>>87330208
>>hurr durr giant (((prehistoric))) creatures we've never seen or can prove existed

Actually, I prefer you used the term "pre-human interacting animals" , thank you very much. These animals had their own history, bigot.
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>>87330461

No
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>>87329058
It's 5'11" you dipshit
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>>87330655
how is it obvious bait when people legitimately believe it you libcuck
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>>87329211
>those hands
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>>87330655
I've seen a good amount of "science is leftist propaganda" in the last years .
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Tazmanian Wolf. Pretty sure they tried to clone it. Would watch with Ryan Reynolds as the dreamy scientist
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>>87329211
It was just an oversized orangutan anyway, they're pretty chill.
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Helicoprion
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>>87331010
>ha there's no way this is a real thing
>look it up
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>>87329211
>giganigga had a basis in reality
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>>87328770
Pic related
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>>87330925
You mean the Tasmanian Tiger you mong?
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>>87331107
>Gigantopithecus blacki
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Kaprosuchus, nigga

Land crocodiles with long ass legs who could run fast as fuck
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>>87329073

CALL IT

HEAVY METAL
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>>87331226
>dem legs
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>>87331145
pt.2
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>>87330925
RIP, they were qt ;_;
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>>87328999
Dang, thats the nigger's nigger.
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Thank fucking Jesus that none of the damn things in this thread are alive anymore, or are small as fuck.
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>people believe all these wacky apes and dino-fish existed

They're all made up by (((paleontologists))).
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>>87331429
pic related, I assume?
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>>87331307
Why are you like this, anon? What happened?

>captcha: protea euclid
wew
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>>87331307

Crocodiles are ancient as fuck, TRex evolved from Crocs. These Kaprosuchus guys got the legs and started running around, then from that the forelimbs shrank and hind legs got thicc to support bipedal motion and bam- we got all the cool bipedal carnivores.
Kapro is nightmare fuel though, curious as to why they're not still around.
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>>87331484
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>>87328999
you got rabbit proof fence
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>>87331484
No, Sadly le Socialist man is still alive.
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>>87328770
I took my kid to a dinosaur museum in Colorado and they had one of those giant turtles there, blew my mind. Also, I was talking to one of the archeologist dudes that was in the corner they are working on bones and what not and he told me there was something recently found that was three times bigger than any brontasaurus (I'm not sure what the actual name is but the long necked giant ones). the scale of something that big walking around is unimaginable for me.

Makes me wonder the sizes of insects and other small terrifying spiders would get up to.
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>>87329058
anon I think you're retarded.
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>>87331637
Check again, it's like Weekend at Bernie's but don't let them fool you, he is done for.
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>>87331347
jesus fucking christ mate
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>>87330925
>tasmanian wolf
it's a tasmanian tiger, and fuck you they're still alive and not prehistoric.
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>>87329211
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>>87331311
Imagine trying to fuck that thing
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>>87329109
these guys didn't eat meat
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>>87329058
>>87329987
>>87330252
>>87330407
>>87330757
>>87331769

Daily reminder that anything below 6'2" makes you literally invisible to the opposite sex

>inb4 n-nuh uh
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>>87331484
kekk
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>>87329211
>>87331861
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>>87331988
don't derail this thread you insecure fuck
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>>87331988
>6'2
>tall
Haha, dude that's like how tall babies are.
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>>87331309
Jaekeloptorous(sp?) Was fucking eight feet and loved in lakes and shit. Terrifying. Next time I fall while wake boarding ill be imagining this thing swimming around while I wait for the boat to circle back.
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Why were prehistoric creatures so much bigger/spookier than creatures today? From velociraptor to chicken.
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>>87332042
>>87332049
>n-nuh uh
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Swarms of these suckers.
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>>87332411
Im just a pleb but I've read that the atmosphere was more oxygen rich back then and in turn shit was way larger.
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>>87329211
Bane?
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Or maybe one of these
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*blocks your path*
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>>87332506
damn thats a big guy
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>>87332616
for you
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>>87331309
Literally any fossil from the Burgess Shale would be terrifying. Just, bigger.
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Livyatan melvillei
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Hatzegopteryx.
>size of warbird
>literally ate small dinosaurs
>giant fucking beak
>taller than a giraffe
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>>87332508
ywn see a sauropod rampaging through a city like an angry elephant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4IH-EqoHws
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Giant sloths.

Alternate history Aztecs with giant war sloths.
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>>87332508
>The Stomping land
Thanks for reminding me jerk
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>>87332508

Did you know: The feeding habits of Therizinosaurus are still debated, but it was most almost certainly an herbivore, using its big physical claws to push leaves into its mouth.
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>>87333005
sad but the elephant had it coming tbqh
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>>87333005
That was a theropod tho, but a weird one that evolved to be a plant eater, maybe omnivore.
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>>87331861
APED
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>>87333102
that's pretty cool
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>>87328770
Niggers
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>>87329211
>>87331861
What do you think it feels like being raped by this thing
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>>87331347

Back to /pol/, spergo.
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>>87332508
reminder he's related to t-rex
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Jesus, Earth used to be scary. And the crazy megafauna of the past is what happens when evolution goes unimpeded. The shit we're used to now is an aberration brought on by a meteor impact.

If we find proper life on another planet, it would probably be dinosaurs.
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>>87333171
Lol
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>mention of white people
>crickets
>mention of black people
>crickets
>mention of abbos
>abbo internet defense force rolls in
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>>87328770
There was Cambrian thread up on /b/ until some piece of shit crashed it with spiderman faggotry. I just want a comfy prehistoric thread
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this fucking thing
just look at it
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>>87333849
how well could that thing suck a dick?
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>>87333063
according to some people, those things are still around deep in the amazon.
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>>87333332
Considering that they're not too distant relatives of the Orangutan, it would probably be way too chill and gentle to ever rape you.

If it had too, you wouldn't feel it because it'd accidentally crush your spine before getting it in.
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>>87331311
>>87331873
those are confirmed to still exist
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>>87330208
Nigger have you ever seen Tapir?
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>>87334130
No they arent
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Is there any prehistoric animal that was cute and fluffy? What the fuck was wrong with evolution back then? All these motherfuckers are ugly as sin.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbird_(cryptozoology)
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>>87334263
Shit was new and scary, environments were different so animals had to adapt to continual bizarre bullshit.
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>>87329211
jungle book remake beat you to it
>>87329073
jurassic world beat you to it
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>>87334308
the idea of this thing terrifies me
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>>87332865
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>>87334263
small pterosaur
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>>87334401
those things are evil

I want the giraffe to kill it but I know the bad bird would probably win
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>>87332506
>you will never be this fucking happy sitting next to a giant prehistoric centipede

is it even worth it to keep going at this point
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>>87334438
Giraffes are gentle giants. They look stupid when they fight though.
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>>87334017
When I was younger I read that book about the kid and his reporter aunt who venture deep into the amazon to look at the natives and shit
You will never guess what they find instead!

I vividly recall someone getting gutted by giant sloth claws, good times
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>>87334336
Good thing they're dead now.
>>87334402
Cute and most likely would poke someone's eye out.
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>>87328770
Maybe not base a film around it, but have it be one of the main threats.
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>>87334263
Sifrhippus were the ancestors of horses but much smaller.
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>>87334350
It didn't terrify Sindbad
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>>87334438
Hatzegopteryx were gentle giants too
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>>87333333
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>>87334504
I had this great reply based around the webm of the giraffe stomping on a lion planned out, but I can't fucking find it
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Best one coming through!

I like these guys because I like elephants. Hopefully science fails at cloning one, they'll just suffer.
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>>87334263
Smilodon breddy cude and cuddwy
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>>87334832
elephants deserve to suffer
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>>87331596
>TRex evolved from Crocs

ummm dinosaurs evolved from birds einstein, everyone knows that lmao
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>>87334662
10/10 would pet.
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>>87334901
t. Pajeet
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>>87334901
Fuck off
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>>87334974
>>87335059
t. Dumbo
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>>87334662
Mei Long was stupid cute, tiny and discovered relatively recently
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Mandatory Dunkleosteus post

Check out this shitty stock image
They were up to 10 meters (33 feet) long

Those teeth are his sharpened skull bones and he is credited to have the strongest bite of any fish with bones in all of this planet's history, being able to bite a shark clean in half and all that
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>>87335131
Meant to link
>>87334263
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>>87335147
I don't trust the ocean.
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Who /Liopleurodon/ here?
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>>87333506
>calling an abbo a nigger is something only /pol/ does

I want newfriends to leave
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>>87329211
>G.BLACKEDI
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>>87335164
Dunkleosteus is one of my favorites
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>>87335131
Did a quick Google on them and apparently were the size of a duck.
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>>87335106
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>>87333208
that's bullshit actually, (((they))) literally mix bones from various fossils to make new species

only children believe in dinosaurs.
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>Hey let me show you exactly how these animals looked, sounded, and behaved just by putting together this jigsaw puzzle of bones.

Anything outside of Technology and Health Sciences is useless trash. People will believe anything as long as some random universities name is stamped next to it.
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Deinosuchus

Crocodile bigger than a T Rex fuck that shit
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>>87329086
Ever since I read about it I always thought a movie about the hobbit people of the Island of Flores fighting giant storks would make for a cool movie
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>>87332472
You're a gigantic hominid.
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>>87335229
Not me. Man, fuck that thing.
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>>87335415
>riding giant storks

fixed that for you
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>>87329086
Aren't these the same ones they showed in the first Ice Age? They were a lot smaller in that movie.
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>>87335229
It's a Liopleurodon Charlie!
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>>87331311
There was a sighting in like 2016 with a blurry photo that sort of looked like one. Also scientists have talked about trying to clone one for a while
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>>87333849
I love Hallucigenea so much. I really wish we still had Cambrian organisms like that.
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>>87335415
Reminds me of a bit in One Piece where there's an island of small natives fighting giant birds.
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>>87334402
bet that ladybug is the size of your face
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>>87335503
t. Eurhinosaurus

You on the left
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>>87328933
Fucking horrifying
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>>87333624
>The shit we're used to now is an aberration brought on by a meteor impact

Not really, or at least only partially so. More an aberration brought on by early mankind fucking shit up.

>>87335147
They're currently filming an adaption of the first Meg book, staring Jason Statham
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>>87335569
snek
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>>87335600
>you v. the guy she tells you not to worry about
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>>87335569
Fuck that shit. I'm willing to believe there might be one in the deepest parts of the Amazon jungle.
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>>87335415
>how can Hobbit men even compete
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>>87335590
here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3dvs6C8c7g
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>>87335569
>a vorefag's wet dream
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>>87335592
Wouldn't doubt that's where Oda got the idea from
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>>87335569
SMITH-CHAN!
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>>87335229
is it a magical liopleurodon?
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>>87335569
That shit's not right. How many bullets would you need to kill one of them?
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paraceratherium, giant hornless rhino
perfect for war elephant type shenanigans.
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>>87335147
>You
Thanks
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>>87335821
>implying bullets can harm it

get a tank and hope it doesn't slither around and squeeze your tank into a small cube like a scrapyard press
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>>87335874
Could even a nuke stop it? Or a black hole?
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>>87333506
back to /r/eddit, faggo.
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>>87335697

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remy_Van_Lierde#Alleged_encounter_with_a_giant_snake

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UX9KSmxCrmI
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>>87335147
Megalodon is the only answer

on the right is a great white tooth, on the left a Megalodon tooth
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>>87332861
Jurassic fight club=vastly underrated kino
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>>87336038
there's already been several megalodon movies!
we don't need more
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This fucker
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>>87336083
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entelodont
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>>87331596
Kapro existed during the early cretaceous, but crocs and dinos certainly have a common ancestor.
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>>87334308
Pic isn't actually supposed to a thunderbird, its a museums recreation of a giant prehistoric bird
>>87334308
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The dinosaurs grew large because of the amount of oxygen in the air, right?
Would that mean humans would have to capacity to have been larger in that time? We could have had 8'+ people as the norm?
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>>87336027
>Congo

I always forget there could be creepy shit there too.
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>>87334117
Orangutans are violently territorial tho, if you fucked with Gigantopithecus it would probably rip your arms off like Chewbacca.
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>>87336304
yeah like black people for example
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>>87333332
large primates have pretty small ding dongs
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>>87336301
You believe in giants?
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>>87335415
seems possible.
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>>87335697
Percy Fawcett, a noted amazon explorer claimed to have seen and shot at a "62 foot long giant anaconda" during one of his earlier expeditions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Fawcett#Early_expeditions
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>>87335229
Favorite segment of Walking with Dinosaurs growing up
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>>87336318
between fully mature males, which is to be expected among all primates that are contesting female.

Outside of those interactions, Orangutans are some of the most docile apes ever, there's tons of footage of wild Orangutans, even ones that are carrying their babies peacefully interacting with humans.
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>>87329058
why the fuck is this a webm?????
literally this is the most burgershit post of all time
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>>87335413
A simple search shows it isn't.
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>>87336318
maybe you're thinking of chimps. orangutans are chill
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>>87336301
There are lots of myths and legends about giant humans from prehistory. Supposedly their skeletons have been found in giant burial mounds but they always go missing. Sounds like a bunch of /x/ conspiracy type stuff though. Don't know if I believe in it but it would make for a cool movie
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Seeing all these big animals makes me wonder what the fuck was in the atmosphere and why was evolution on roids.

At some point humanity will either cease to exist or fuck off from this planet. Just imagine the future animals.
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>>87335569
>>87335650
>>87335734
>>87335813
>>87335821

>Reminder they're still around.

those dark spots are giant termite nests, google to look at the size contrast.
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>>87335400
Blow your brains out, you're not using them anyway
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>>87328813
>>
Whatever little tiny interesting swamp animal that doesnt attack people. make the movie about biology education. Quit tricking people into it theyre already sold. jeezus
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>>87337339
meant for >>87337278
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>>87337339
Jesus Christ.
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>>87329285
i remember owning those things
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>>87328999
buuhugguguguhhwwhuhh im saving this ima go tell my mummu bout disththshtsthspoolaksdfgthasd;lkfjsa(dies of infections)adslkfjdaeiwere(rises from infectious graveasthespeciesofmoldfromsplintertotakeovertheworld)YEAHFUCKUAHEHEUEEHBLUEEEGHGUTHGALALKJBLELEEEUGHGHEAALEUEUGHEEHEHHGHEHEEHEEUAEHEAHAAAUEUAOOOAOAOEEOAOAOAOOAA.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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>>87337278
I keep trying to find anything that says the photo was faked but haven't been successful. Anyone find anything concrete disproving out verifying this?
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>>87328770
This guy. He looks cool enough.
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>>87329285
Who came up with that? a human with very little evidence; extrapolated into a hideous comercial idea
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>>87328770
>>87337514

Or these guys.
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>>87329211
>>87331861
When I found out about this thing, it really changed my perspective on all the Sasquatch/Yeti/Big Foot myths.
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>>87337553
>a human with very little evidence; extrapolated into a hideous comercial idea

no fun allowed anon? Those cards were awesome, I loved them when I was young.
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>>87335837
My nigga
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>>87334401
>virgin hatzegopteryx and chad giraffe
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>>87331484
Socialist Jews? More than ever.
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The Congo covers 15% of the world and we know very little about it. A giant snake is probably the least scary things in there, tbqh.
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>>87337553
>>87335400
>they don't know what dinosaurs looked li-
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>tfw no new Walking With series
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>>87337725
dude-- yes agree. Now, what do (You) Want to talk about?
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>>87337725
Still one of the coolest things ever. God damn that's so badass.
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Sleep tight dino.
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>>87337209
>www dot sivatherium dot narod dot ru/library/Dixon/main_en.htm
Got you covered on that.
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>>87337725
ALSOjust shit like how many levels of sarcasm and calcium are packed beneath the truthiness of the matter. my dream is to discover a species that slowly grows in size over time with a decent foscill reccord (not sure what letters to use pls forgive me jk idgaf lata
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>>87337564
Damn, the living small ones are really fierce.
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>our ancestor looked like this
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>>87338031
>>87338031
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>>87337919
Is it pronounced (DEE-NOH) or (DIE-NO).
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>>87334692
Yep, what a nice guy
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>>87338090
It is pronounced (DAY-NOh) but the D is often pronounced like a B due to its French origins, and the "OH" is silent.
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>>87330925
>>87331311

There is already a movie about it. It's called The Hunter with Willem Dafoe.
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>>87337919
he looks like he went to take one last nap and never woke up :(

sleep tight
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>>87328999
>top tier genetics.
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>>87337931
That cat monkey thing looks annoying.
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>>87337725
I actually saw this fossil a week ago at the museum
>pic related
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>>87329086
Just imagine this behavior in something bigger than a horse.
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>>87338031
Daaawww
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>>87335415
>5'11 vs 6'
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>>87328770
A big one of these?
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>>87338309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTDRrXyAwL4
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>>87338274
Lucky
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>>87338309
jeez
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>>87338381
>Tremors in Antarctica
Mite b cool
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>>87338031
it's too weird to think that this is in your family tree

you could meet this guy and he would have no comprehension of his descendant other than that they're big, loud, and might eat him so he should run away and hide
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>>87338398
kek, the music.
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>>87328770
Just going full retard with the feathers would due.
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>>87338521
This could be one of the many reasons why some people refuse evolution. They can't fathom a small rodent being the first mammal.
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>>87338521
>>87338626
The further back you go, the crazier shit gets too
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>>87338521
It's even weirder to go further back, this thing looks like a monster yet we directly descend from it.
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>>87338663
I wonder what exactly was that fish looking thing thinking when it first touched land.
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>>87331226
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Xiphactinus would be neat
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>>87338398
Raptor as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94PSD94IXXk
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>>87338714
more like an idea that scientists extrapolated into a solar backbone fan
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>(((evolution)))
>founded in reality
Look at these fucking posts. It's obvious all this shit is made up and spread by jews and leftists
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>>87338959
>obvious
*Citation needed
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This fucked me up as a kid
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>>87338959
Prehistoric sized bait
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>>87338031
>>87338521
>>87338714
>>87338725
my ancestor
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>>87328999
Watch samson and delilah if you want this. Srs.
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>>87334662
Dinodonkey is cute!
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>>87338959
>>>/pol/
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>>87338309
Fuck birds

Goddamn dinosaur leftovers, fit only for consumption like fish.
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>>87339034
Can you go any further?
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>>87334017
I remember hearing about some extremely remote valley in Patagonia where they still lived. Always thought that would be amazing.
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>>87339139
But they're cool, their mannerisms and shit are interesting to watch. Different than mammals, with a reptilian feel.
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Haven't there been reports of giant sloths in the Ozarks?
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>>87335837
Can you imagine the size of the howdah you could put on that thing?
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>>87334832
Ice Age Nigga. Ever heard of that movie? I think Arya from GoT is in it.
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>>87339172
yes
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>>87339416
Kek
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>>87330839
Cuz it is faggo
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>>87337339
I didn't know termites took inspiration from the fucking tower of Barad-dûr.
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>>87330252
t. manlet
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>>87339247
Pterosaur did it first. Birds are trend whores.
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>>87334401
Jesus fucking CHRIST this shit is spooky as fuck GODDAMN
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>>87339555
wtf is going on with that bird that has an antenna
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>>87332042
>being this fucking beta
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>>87335902
Could a hypernova even stop it?
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>>87339616
>>87334401
Couldn't this fucking thing gallop like a horse?
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>>87330407
So still a manlet? LMAO
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>>87330988
HOL UP
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>>87328770
if this is a regular sea turtle how big can these things get?
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>>87339489
>this is your brain on McDonalds
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>>87330208
what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>87334017
It's probable, there' dozens of uncontacted peoples on the Amazon still

Amazon forest and Papua New Guina are the last inexplored places on earth
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>>87334974
Elephants sacred in India brainlet
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>>87331010
I remember when Shark Week first showed this before the they figured out what it was entirely. All they could do was make guesses.
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>>87339617
Pterosaurs with pimp head crests to attract thots..
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>>87339742
Damn, I always forget how big those suckers are. And the fact that some of them are older than the American revolution and have lived through all the World Wars.
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>>87334401
>>87339616
>>87339686
I think that Mammals have an advantage over other animals in that theyre warmblooded. I feel like fucking pbs here. So... if you're warmblooded the no, you wouldnt gallop off into the sunrise. You would wait to warm up then take off vertically with a leap since you;re so humongous
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>>87338959
>people on /pol/ unironically believe shit like this
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>>87338860
Just imagine those instead of giant trevally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVHSbsaYS54
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>>87339768
Are there any real-life Indiana Jones type fellas that explore such places?
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>>87339836
Dinosaurs were most likely warm blooded, though I'm not sure about their contemporary other reptiles.
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>>87329086
I thought these were just made up for runescape
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>>87338883
HEAD FOR THE TREE LINE
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>>87339823
I would probably kill myself if I looked like any of those guys.
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I dread the day I run into one of these cunts ingame
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>>87333849
looks like a spongebob denizen
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>>87328770
>>87339742

Holy fuck they're big. Never realised how big they could get. It's like you're looking at an actual marine dinosaur.
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>>87339489
It's accurate until 6, though 13 is probably above 5.


This is disinfo, get out of here with that supernatural bullshit. They're just rich, power hungry psychos
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>>87339929
these were basically four-legged birds, that's really weird
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>>87339878
I've lost track of the discussion here.........thank you for making that distinction brother I appreciate your WARMBLOODEDNESS. Since we're kind of on the topic of pterosaurs, What about their inteligence, and the comparable intellect of avians today? Everybody comment on that.
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>for hundred of millions of years earth was populated by disgusting alien monsters
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>>87335420
oogli baagartina [for you in caveman]
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>the most educational and comfiest thread on /tv/ in ages

thanks guys
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>>87335569
#monstersnake
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>>87339742
>>87339833
>>87339968
Forced perspective. He's way behind the turtle.
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>>87340046
Perhaps they will say the same of us

on another note, the proto-whale wolf things are still creepy as fuck
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>Looking to the past
>When we can genetically engineer our own death
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>>87331347
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>>87340011
Their wings were bat style, but with just one long finger
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>>87337514
looks like a quoll
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>>87339742
why does it give no shits to the human?
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>>87338309
The cat couldn't even react in time to the movement of the chicken. It was so shocked that it just stared at the same spot, even after the chicken left.
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>>87337339
thats a big nest
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>>87340195
Because majority of them lived up to more than 100 years. They're use to humans.
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>>87340195
Why would it?
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>>87340098
This is just a thought from someone that doesn't know anything, but I think that we've basically reached the point where we'll stop our biological evolution.

Everything from here on out will be cybernetics and genetic modification that will result in humans that have the same physical appearance as us (albeit a stronger and more beautiful/idealistic/perfect version of ourselves). Stronger immune systems, more resistance to disease, better endurance, etc.

Mentally we'll be enhanced as well. From an outside perspective we'll still be the same humans forever, we'll just be remembered as the uglier, dumber, less perfect iteration.
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>>87340221
That's because the Cat was just stalking and toying with the mouse, the chicken just went in for the kill.
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>>87338145
>bino :-DDDD
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>>87340155
these are all drawn from the same angled POV right?
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>>87340284
fugg
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>>87340236
i like that pepe a lot because of the magnified eye and how accurate someone has magnified an eye
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>>87329285
>There's always a bigger fish
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>>87328999
i bet my perfectly english 92yr old grandma is just as attractive. Holy shit quit being racists heart ya'll fuck ya'll
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>>87340449
>>87328999
Meet Magnolia Maymuru, Miss Australia. This is the most attractive Abbo they could find.
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>>87340449
u fukn srs m8? abos are literally subhuman
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>>87340561
>oi cunt give us a ciggy
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>>87329058
Yourolets BTFO
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>>87328770
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>>87335400
>fossils
>skin impressions
>feather impressions
>musculature impressions
>organ impressions
>stomach content impressions

anatomy reconstructions and analysis reveal specific functions. If you find a skin or organ impression of an extinct animal that shows it had feathers or vocal cords you can extract an idea of what it looked and sort of sounded like. If you find another animal in the fossil record related to this one you could assume or imply that it looked or sounded similar, especially if it was a descendant species.
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>>87335413
I know that art and that isn't a TRex in the pic but rather an Albertosaurus. A predecessor to it.
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>>87340673
>When a deformed white whore is more attractive than the pride of the Aboriginal race: >>87340561
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>>87340685
I have a feeling the fag you're aruging with believes that the earth is only 4000 years old and all the bones of dinosaurs were put their by Satan.
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>>87340673
what the fuck

skeletons are REAL?
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>>87340673
spooky desu
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>>87333849
Enjoy
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>>87333005
Damn, that's sad.

>>87333121
And no, the elephant did not "have it coming". The elephant never deserved to be in the circus in the first place and perform for shitty ungrateful children and enabling parents. It certainly didn't deserve to be abused and tortured for years and kept in a tiny cage for most of its life.

It belongs in the wild. With the other elephants.
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>>87341273
the elephant had it coming because they look dumb
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>>87340236
Well, we have more or less halted our own evolution by making natural selection a nonfactor.
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>>87341245
imagine that being your existence
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>>87341343

You probably wouldn't care.
>>
Reminder that Masons fake the shit out of the natural record, to undermine belief in the existence of God, in favour of (((evolution))). Those massive dinosaur skeletons you see in museums are all made of plaster. It's all P.T. Barnum tier deception.
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>>87341989
why are all of you /pol/tards such major christfags and why can't any of you dipshits stay in your own damn board
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