ITT: shit /tv/ memed you into watching

>>87322174
it was terrible. only watched the rest because it was hilarious. the invisible scenes made me laugh. also stayed for the cucking.

This played a good cuck. I watched him on that new show Atypical and he plays a surprisingly great autist (I used to help one). would recommend.

>>87322174
the wire, rome, the leftovers.

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>>87322419
>rome
take that back

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Basically everything by this fucking hack

>>87322174
The problem with horror is that it tries way to hard to be tasteful; I don't mean that in a not offensive way, I mean that in a not junky or trashy way.

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>bro! bro! it's the best horror film of the decade bro!

>>87322716
pleb spotted

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I couldn't make it past the shower scene intro.

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>>87322174
it was really mediocre
he's /ourguy/ though

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>>87322174

>>87322965
/ourcuck/ you mean

>>87322513
pleb

i bet you enjoy the works of wes anderson and david lynch

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>>87322174

/tv/ told me this was the best horror movie of the last 5 years

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>>87322965
The friend with the glasses was qt as fuck. The main girl was uggo.

>>87323244
she's qt in the guest

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>>87323160
I watch it with a couple of friends.
We laughed at how bad the ending was.

>>87323310
I disagree.

>>87323032
>>87323160

You plebs got no taste, that movie was exquisite.

Everything from the acting to the screenplay. You could feel their emotions you know?

What are your complaints, the ending?
What brainlets.

>>87322716
This and Ex Machina were films for plebs to not feel like plebs

I'm not joking

>>87323597
t. admin from that Rick fb group

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>>87323310
It could be better, but was a solid 7.

>>87322478
OP didn't say "shit movies /tv/ made you watch"

he just said movies /tv/ memed you to watch. You could enjoy them or hate them

>>87323135
He's a poor man's Altman, Scorsese, Hawkes and more, a shitty derivative

Pretty much every horror movie recommendation in here ends up being a sub par drama movie

>>87323897
so what?

this is a drama board

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>>87322716
another pleb filtered

>>87323244
she looks 35 wtf

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it's garbage

>>87322716
>>87323032
>>87324961
>>87325800

haha plebs be ashamed

>>87325800
This movie is great and very, very reddit. When did /tv/ meme you on this?

>>87324961
I have a hypnosis fetish, so this was kino for me.

drive

Any good horror movies nowadays?

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this piece of shit

>>87326090
t. michael bay

>>87326072

Get Out was pretty creepy. Not really scary but had an unsettling vibe to it.

>>87326114
t. cucknadian dog fucker

>>87325898
>>87326114
t. reddit

all those are pleb larping as patrician bait

>>87325800
Second weakest kaufman movie, its a shame.

>>87322716
Not just horror, it's one of the best films of the decade in general even.
You literally can't find a single flaw in the execution

>>87322174
I liked how there was barley any character building. Everyone felt like a generic person that could be replaced with anyone. I remember them staring intensity at each other more than what they actually said to each other.

Although I liked Disasterpeace's score, i felt like people over hyped it too much. Don't get me wrong ,it has some great songs and i very much still like the soundtrack, but most of them are static noise used to scare people. Only about 3 tracks are actually songs, which weren't all that unique since they were very much inspired by the melodies of his earlier work on FEZ (since they used it as temp)

tl;dr: Movie was trash any even the only redeeming thing about the movie (the music) was still a bit of a let down.

Why is it that all of the nu horror movies are forgotten literally the year after they come out? Half the time I don't even remember what happened in the movie. The last horror film I remember being memorable was Drag Me To Hell.

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unironically one of my favorite horror movies

>>87326518
rank kaufman

>>87326019
I hate this movie and Refn is a hack

>>87323310
Its fucking ganglandkino anon. Iron up and meet me in the yard for posting such bullshit.

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What an overrated pile of wet garbage. Why does everyone practically cum in their pants at the sheer mention of it?

If for some reason you haven't seen it yet, watch only seasons 1 and 3. The autists here will try and meme you into season 2. And absolutely skip the ending if you somehow make it that far. I'm fairly certain it was written by a sassy flamboyant limp wrist with his tongue in cheek the whole time.

>>87327538
>This show is so shit
>Watch 40% of it

kek

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Blame mummyfu threads, but ain't even mad DESU sofia throwing scienocruise all around was sort of guilty pleasure

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Only the opening was good.

>>87327571
The world isn't black and white

Beyond the Black Rainbow.
What a garbage film.

>>87327624
Agreed. Probably the most overrated movie on /tv/.

>>87327624
it wasn't even that aesthetic 2bh

Here is a hint, if it is widely discussed on /tv/, it's garbage.

/tv/ is the most pleb and proud board here.

>>87324961
I have literally no clue what the utter fuck this movie was about

jesus christ what the fuck was going on

>>87328027
careful with all that edge. might cut yourself.

>>87323095
The very few scenes we get with the monster were well done. The rest of the movie was trash. Why did they write the kid's character to be so incredibly annoying?

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plebs kept praising this piece of shit

>>87323032
>>87322174

These two were awesome movies, but I get why people don't like them.

>>87322716

Didn't love this but it was a gorgeous looking movie.

>>87323928
This is the only horror movie since the 90s that I actually liked. Tremendous atmosphere and sense of dread. Why didn't you like it?

>>87328663

Poor soul. I, too, was memed into watching this movie. 90% of it is "how to hate your kids: a step by step guide" and the other 10% is distilled disappointment. A really bad film in general, not just a bad horror film.

>>87328308
The ending basically reveals everything (and I basically slept throughout the whole movie). But the editing is convoluted and people still praise it, think it's good.

>>87326632
>muh technicalities
how to spot a pure unadulterated 24-karat pleb right there

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It looks cool sometimes but it's still garbage.
Also anything by Paul W. S. Anderson.

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>>87322716
Do you not want to live deliciously?

>>87328787
beacuse it was the stupidest fucking thing that i've seen since watching The Number 23

>>87328950
I went to see it because I loved the animated series as a kid. I liked the visuals, but I was ready to leave about halfway in. I recently rewatched the animated series and it did not age well.

>>87328805
I actually have no idea what even the simple premise of the movie was and I watched the whole thing

I must be dense

>>87322174
Good soundtrack tho

i fell for all the wonder woman shilling. i turned it off about 20 minutes into it. that's the last capeshit i ever try to watch.

>>87322895
I LIKED IT.

>>87326632
It was boring, which is a pretty glaring flaw in execution.

>>87328950
>Paul W. S. Anderson.
I have full faith that his Monster Hunter movie, based of those video games with literally no plot will be fucking fantastic anon.

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>dude its so bad its good lmao

>>87329298
disgusting

>>87328889
Not just technicalities, tell me a single flaw about the writing/performances/dialogue/anything.

There is none.

>>87329298
no one ever said to watch this

>>87329135
Boring is not a valid argument, it only says what your mood was while watching the film.
Same as saying "it was fun", that does not indicate anything about the actual quality of the film.

>>87325800
This is a really good movie.

>>87328950
>Paul W. S. Anderson.
He makes me wanna puke

>>87329427
Anyone that says they had fun watching a movie is a cretin. Children have fun watching movies.

>>87328950
I was memed into watching that Resident Evil movie too.

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>>87329501
Wow, this really is the worst board.

>>87329377
Nothing in the flick is well developed enough
not the characters, not the story, not the horror element NOTHING
The script is too simple for what the director is going for, the flick is too short
And because its so short, not a single idea that it brings forward fully blossoms into anything good
Come to think of it, not even the technicalities of it arent good, because everything in it is too loud, the characters, the nature sounds, the music and this is obviously overcompensation for the lack of substance that is so apparent

And its really a sad reflection on today's society that something that premiered at cumdance "film" festival is getting praise

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>>87329501
red and dit are really loosing it are they?

>>87329557
The witch isn't even "boring"

you are probably under the age of 21

>>87329869
>The script is too simple for what the director is going for
He literally made the script out of actual New England folktales. It's literally a New England Folktale told on-screen, it's exactly what he was going for.
And does a film need to be "2deep4u" to be considered good?

>The flick is too short
How? Is there something missing? Do you think it's not a complete narrative? Every characters motivations and character arcs are fully clear and completed, what do you think is not explored enough?

>not even the technicalities of it arent good
It has one of the best production designs of recent times, ridiculous details. The cinematography is top notch, the editing too, the sound design, the soundtrack was uncomfortable at times yes, but that was the point.

The film is exactly what it aimed to be, you just said it's simple and short, I don't see why would that be inherently bad.

>>87323032
The thing I love most about this movie is how much audiences fucking revile it, and how much critics adore it. It has easily the biggest discrepancy between critic and audience rating of any movie this year.

If that's not the ultimate Pleb filter, I don't know what it. It's a strikingly haunting movie that was marketed to bait the unwashed masses into watching it, which they did, and they absolutely hated it.

>>87330200
>Is there something missing?
Characters for me to give shit about and a compelling story, aka something to keep me emotionally invested in what i am watching
The story is too simple and boring and the faggot that directed this clearly doesnt posses the formalist chops to elevate such weak material, plus the characters are empty, devoid of any kind of depth

These things matter in a movie, and they were almost non-existent in this one

>>87322174
I'm gonna finally get around to watching the dark knight trilogy within the next couple of weeks, so I suppose I'm getting memed into this shit.

>>87330702
I would say that an isolated puritan 1630s England family being torn apart by witches, Satan and them themselves is a pretty compelling original story.

You just keep repeating that the characters have no depth while they are all fully realized characters with clear character traits, motivation for their actions and character arcs. Not to mention great performances from the entire cast with equally great written dialogue.
I'm not saying that you have to like it, but atleast give a valid argument for any of your points if you actually think it is a bad film.

ITT: reddit

>>87331092
>I would say that an isolated puritan 1630s England family being torn apart by witches, Satan and them themselves is a pretty compelling original story.
HAHAHHAHAHAH
ofc you would
also
>original story.
lmao
>Not to mention great performances
Screaming is not great acting
Screaming does not constitute a good performance
Screaming is overacting and/or bad acting
And screaming is almost all the acting in this film is(the mother was particularly terrible)

And finally i dont know what the fuck am i even doing arguing with someone who clearly doesnt understand what character depth means
Continuing this conversation is pointless

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>>87322174
>protags are a retarded wigger, a beta orbiter and a single mother whore
thankfully I only wasted 20min instead of the whole 90

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this and Knock Knock with Keanu Reeves
worst shit I've ever seen
fuck you /tv/

>>87322174
I didn't think this terrible by any means, but I was a little surprised by the hype.

>>87332331
I wouldn't really call it horror, but it was decent.

>>87334234
I still want to see Neon Demon.

>>87322716
Truly shit taste. I'm willing to entertain most opinions, but hating The Witch is just baffling to me.

>>87332331
desu, I actually quite enojyed it
Get Out on the other hand, that was one fucking awful film that /tv/ memed me into watching, awful acting, awful execution, stupid cinematography where the director tried to be smart

>>87335556
I somehow managed to miss the Get Out discussions, but I have a hard time believing /tv/ would support that movie in any respect.

>>87335556
>i have never hung out with a black person ever

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>>87322716
When I saw it in the theaters a bunch of niggerteens walked out after 10 minutes. I liked it a lot.

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>>87322174
Not precisely from /tv/ but /x/. This movie is just a meme, watched it and was boring af. Not scary at all, more like a another found footage garbage.

>>87327624
I thought it was pretty funny.
We burst out laughing at the face he made after stomping the guy. Reminded me of Costanzas "Should I not have done that?".

I've never seen any board mention Reddit as often as /tv/, is it a meme or something?

>>87327318
Eternal Sunshine > Synecdoche, NY > Being John Malkovich > Adaptation > Anomalisa

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>>87337500
>I've never seen any board mention Reddit as often as /tv/, is it a meme or something?
All big boards have a fascination with reddit. Saying you dislike something because it's popular makes you sound fat and saying "facebook" isn't specific enough. Some autist will try and convince you it means (or it used to mean) something pretentious but that's another word for accessible around her.

Might have something to do with website rivalries of the past but that's even more autistic.

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>>87323160
wow I LITERALLY just watched this...
It was like a dragged out episode of TWD - "meh"

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>>87328663
This and pic related; The Void looked great, but it was vapid. It's nothing we haven't seen before.

>>87335005
The VVitch is Christian propaganda, you fucking charlatan. A trap if I ever saw one.

>>87338446
C'mon, anon. You could have done better.

>>87322895
Why? Did you cum?

>>87336656
>>87323928
Funny how these are pretty much the only horror films that manage to at least unnerve me.

>>87338489
Better than what? If you think someone is going to save you from suffering on this Earth, then you have another thing coming. If you think 'Witchcraft' is bad and not just pushed because the Elites are afraid of charlatans having true power in this world, then you're also mistaken.

>>87338556
>>87338489
Well, I say Elites but the people that don't want you to have true power are not the true Elites. The true Elites aren't afraid of shit, because they don't need to fear anything but overstepping their bounds. Remember, the practice isn't bad, it's the practitioner that's bad.

>>87322356

No it wasn't. It was a decent and novel flick with a bit of art to it.

>>87327624
It was boring shit.

>>87322174
>It follows
>Meme
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

>>87327210
Due how shit it was

>>87323032
can't believe people actually defend this - shit characters and a pretty poor narrative.

>>87322174
Bronson

It was shit.

>>87323032
So what killed the dog?

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>>87322174
>shit /tv/ memed you into watching

Feminist Empower Fantasy: The Motion Picture

Not even megawigger Franco hamming it up could rescue it. Bonus points for the lamest shootout in cinema history.

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>>87331937
Good job mate. You just succesfully lost the argument. Thanks for wasting my time reading it

>>87330263
We've gotten to the stage that we just hate things for the sake of hating them. Especially if the critics like them

>>87328655
>Why did they write the kid's character to be so incredibly annoying?
Ever had kids?

>>87322716
I can understand why people don't like it but I wouldn't call it bad or poorly done by any means.

>>87323310

7/10 movie

(buy few beers, some snacks and waych it anons)

> without gf

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>>87322716
The VVitch is KINO.

Pleb Status = FILTERED

>>87327624

it was cool when I was 19

now I see that it's just an aesthetic story about Autism with 2 listenable songs(not Kavinskyshit)

>>87343046
>/tv/ shilled this movie
when the heck?

y u lying

>>87327624
I give it 2/5 stars.

>>87344276
Not than anon but were you not on /tv/ at any point from 2012-2016? The threads have slowed down though they do still pop up occasionally. There was just one earlier today that said something about fapping during the opening scene.

rick and morty
alien covenant
any capeshit in the past 7 years for being "good" but especailly ant man (i did like BvS)

>>87331937
>using "HAHAHHAHAHAH" and "lmao" as counterarguments
Wow anon you sure got me.

Your screaming point is even more retarded, no one is screaming for 99% of the film, now I just think you were baiting because no one can be this stupid st argument forming.

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why would you recommend a movie like this. he barely says anything and is taking care of another mans kid

>>87345245
Dude autism lmao XD

>>87328663
>>87322716
utter shite movies
fuck these 16 y/o on /tv/ with their "superb" taste
>pictureofDCucksshowingtheirsuperiority.jpg

>>87322174
Dance moms

>>87328655
That's the real horror of the story.

>>87322716
This

>>87327624
>>87328663
>>87328950
All these.

>>87323878
he actually said "shit"
which could mean actual shit or nigger lingo for "stuff"