/got/ general

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boltons did literally nothing wrong

>yfw Bran is only the Night King because fan service

tmdmid

Who here /tully/?

>>87320709
I remember when the Roose was Loose... I feel so old.

>>87320761
>>87320761
Blizzard lawsuit when

>>87320757
Do you think Salsa will get the comfy Dreadfort? seems fitting

>>87320788
Edmure did nothing wrong

>>87320825
no, theon will get it

Darkstarfags genocide when?

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>>87320792
>I remember when the Roose was Loose... I feel so old.
I do too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7daSfMJ3m_U

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>>87320885
faggit

>>87320757
This. boltons and starks have been enemies for centuries. People forget that historically the starks were savages who ruled the north with an iron fist. Ned was cool because he was raised by Arryns.

Boltons liberated the north.

Will Gendry come back? Was the Eastwatch castle destroyed?

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>>87320792
good times

>>87320888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsTVnZm9hFg

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>>87320888
Post golden age /got/

>>87320757
worst house

>>87320939
>Was the Eastwatch castle destroyed
uh, yea, the fucking wall fell on it

tormund is going to have to travel to castle black to get off the goddamn thing

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>>87320928
>Ned was a beta cuck because he was raised by Arryns.

FTFY

>>87320997
Will he pass Edds autism test?

What is the most Dark Souls part of this series?

>>87320757
Worst house, even the Umbers are better

>>87321015
>brandon stark

a dumb savage who died like a savage

>>87320885
I was weaned on shitposts, anon. Any showfag takes a bite of me will rue it.

Reminder that Sansa in season 5 got what she deserved.

She planned to whore herself out to kill or manipulate a man who as far as she knew had done nothing wrong and was only guilty of being someone's son and heir.

Ramsay turned the tables on her but she was deceitful from the start

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you're a big Lord Stark

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>>87320974

>>87321015
>unironically strangled himself to death

Targ level stupidity.

>>87320980
>>87321050
t. starks

>>87321034
Jamie getting his hand chopped off and having to fight a bear?

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dany

>>87320939
>show retards are literally too dumb to follow motion pictures

>>87321015
>Come out prince i'll kill you and go back home
What the fuck did he think was gonna happen?

>>87321034
Oberyn getting killed by the mountain for 1 mistake

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>>87321082

>>87321034
Old Valyria is basically anor londo.

>>87321188
>virgin ned
>chad boromir

>>87321211
Old Valyria is unironically Drangleic. Anor Londo is Oldtown.

>>87321135
>show retards
>being stuck up about shit that hasn't happened in the books
I've watched the episode once, and I promise you I never will again.
You need to stop posting. I think your mommy might have some cookies for you.

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>>87320757
*executes*

>>87321034
>>87321125
Red Wedding

>>87321140
Exactly what happened. Brandon's actions doomed Rhaegar and his family to horrific deaths.

>>87321034
When characters come back to life with the power of fire

>>87321086
All three of them were fucking stupid
It's a miracle Ned lived so long

>>87321185
>>87321185
>dex fags killing themselves on hyper armor
erry tiem

>>87321252
Drangleic is Flea Bottom because Dark Souls is absolute garabage LMAO

>>87321338
They were born of incest. Of course theyre retarded.

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>>87320757
Noh

>>87321293
>horrific
You mean well deserved

>>87321355
Whoops
*Dark Souls 2 my bad

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>>87321252
Bearuh of thuh Coorse

>>87321355
BloodBorne > Demon Souls > DS2SOTFS > DS1 > DS3

Fuck off nostalgiafag

>>87321370
Ned's mother is not revealed in the books I think

>>87320924
Haha based animu Darkstar amirite guys? Haha like he's totally a match for Arya right guys

>>87321355
>>87321420
Bet you're a showfag.

>>87321472
>gurm thought he was cool and was surprised by the backlash

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>>87321467
>have detailed family trees of pretty much any minor house in westeros
>still don't reveal what house ned's mother was from

What did George mean by that?

>>87321467
It was his cousin Lyarra Stark, its reveled in WOIAF

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>>87320709
>>87320757
post more flag wojaks

>>87321458
>Shitsouls 2 better than 3 and 1
Haha

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>>87321309
>When characters come back to life with the power of fire
If Beric is the Ashen One, then...

>What, still here?

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aaggghhh...

>>87321582
>being this much of a nostalgia fag

LMAOing @ ur life

>>87321458
DS2 SOTFS>DS1>Demon Souls>DS2 Vanilla>DS3

Haven't played Bloodborne

This show would be a million times better without muh white walkers. Just focus it on the politics of westeros and it's characters.

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>>87320709
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is godess, wife of sun. It is known.

>>87321618
>Game with the fewest players
Take your garabage outcast game Shitsouls 2 back to your cancer general on /vg/

>>87321344

Yeah okay this

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>>87320974
GORED BY A WHOOOOOOORE

>>87321690
>Whoever has the biggest fanbase is the best

t. Dabid

>>87321646
Holy shit this only gets worse

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I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest.

>>87320888
i like how rob saw talise cutting a man's leg of and though

>dam, she makes me hard

>>87320924
What the hell was the point of Darkstar? He was hired to escort Mycella out of Drone and when they got caught, he tried to kill her.

>>87321690
>>87321747
The playerbase was about the same as 1's anyway most of the time. Soon the souls fanbase will be split evenly between all three games after DS3 stops being the new shit.

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>>87321762
good post

>>87321747
Most players skipped that piece of garbage, a friend gave it to me after he played it for one day and I snapped it after playing one time through that cancer.

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Mad King Administration
>starts a war with 3 regions
>failed to prevent one more region from joining the rebellion (Riverlands)
>pisses off the most efficient civil servant and causes his region to stay neutral
>only makes 1 alliance (Dorne)

Roberto Administratum
>5 regions under pro-Robert supporters
>smashed the Iron Islands and took their heir to keep them from rebelling
>pardoned the region with the biggest army, resources and wealthiest
>marries the daughter of the richest man

Joffrey, Tommen, Cersei administrations
>most regions on open rebellion
>richest man dies
>2 kings dead
>causes multiple controversy by murdering people in a wedding
>gives power to fanatics
>gives powers to Iron Born
>asks for more Iron Bank money
>burns the Riverlands
>doesn't do anything to make alliance with the peaceful Eyrie
>murders and therefore ending the alliance between the Reach and the Iron Throne

GODS ROBERTO WAS GOOD.

>>87321762
Lol he looks like the wojack flag meme.

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>>87321782
Darkstar is endgame

cast the governor

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>>87321568

house motto "leaks are coming"

>>87321831
>being this autistic

Now I see why you like 1

>>87321796
>DS1 constantly ~2500
>Dirt Souls 2 ~2000
>DS3 ~10.000
Really makes me think

>>87321782
being the best character in the series, getting revenge on Lannisters, being part of the dornish masterplan, future advisor of King Aegon etc etc

how can robb marry jayne westerling if her house is vassal to house lannister
how does it work
What are the consequences

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>>87321252
>Old Valyria is unironically Drangleic.

>Euron: Many monarchs have come and gone. One choked on poison, another succumbed to flame. Still another slumbers beyond a wall of ice. Not one of them stood here, as you do now. >You, mother of dragons...
>Give us your answer.

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>>87321188
>>87321082
CAREFUL LORD STARK
CAREFUL NOW

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>>87321855
Why are Lannisters so dumb bros?

>if i murder enough people, they'll like me!

>>87321946
I dont get it.

>>87320928
Boltons liberate people from their skin.

>>87321907
Never said which one I like the most, you are just retarded and should keep your cancer on vg

>>87321855
Robert had a solid small council which decided for him every time

>>87321855
>TW3 Cirifags are retarded showfags
it all makes sense

>>87321974
Gods she was hot then.

>>87321945
I always assumed she was a Tully? huh I guess I'm a dumb showfag

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Anne Harrenhal, I shabose... she's off the table ash well?

>>87321871
When did Darkstar get added to the meme theory?

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>>87321829
He brought us back for a reason.

Only us.

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>>87322005
But what was his tax policy?

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Best couple coming through

>>87322020
In the show she's from Essos

>>87321976
What is there not to get?

>>87322069
Literally years ago. You just haven't delved deep enough into westeros.org

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>>87322053
Perhaps hes wondering why someone would take Harrenhal off the table before cutting his throat

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>>87321467
>>87321549

here

>>87322110
How that relates to Old valyria being dragnleic.

>>87322079
Never mentioned once 'cause gurm is a hack and can't be arsed to come up with something solid despite bragging about muh realism

>>87322079
Unsustainable artificial growth through massive spending funded through debt to foreign powers

>>87321945
Westerlings pretty much left the Lannisters/Crownlands, they travel with Robb and a brother of Jayne (Raynald) is a wildcard for things to come, as it is strongly suggested that he survived the red wedding

>>87320757
"Our blades are sharp" is a shit motto desu

>>87322171
The books actually talk about taxes multiple times. Not in depth, but they do. One of the many little indignities Tywin inflicts on Tyrion is adding in a penny tax on encounters with whores at brothels in his name.

>>87321974
kelly clarkson?

what?

>>87322154
>Arsa
her parents didn't like her a lot I presume

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>>87322154
>hmmm i need to come up with names for new characters
>better just recycle names of current characters lol

>>87322207
Do any northern houses have good words?

>>87322127
I stopped going to westeros before the show even first aired. That place was tumblr before tumblr was.

>>87322102
Are you shitting me? That's just dumb.

>>87322154
Both of Ned's parents were Starks?

>>87321945
>how can robb marry jayne westerling if her house is vassal to house lannister
>how does it work
They had to switch allegiance. Although in real world feudal Europe these things got really complicated. Not only was the lord of your lord not necessarily your lord, but you could have feudal obligations as vassal to more than one overlord at once. Sometimes mutually exclusive obligations, too.

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>>87320974

>>87322253
>kelly c
>khaleesi

newfag

>>87322168
>Aldia plunges into the mysteries of Drangleic and loses his humanity
>Euron explores Old Valyria and goes mad

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>>87321974
Lannies aren't known to be good diplomats, only good with money *spoiler* :^) *spoiler*

>>87322005
>tfw Roberto had a solid small council that had a competing interest
>tfw he let them compete against each other to get what he wanted from them
>Roberto got money from LF
>Roberto got massive spy network from Varys
>Roberto got a loyal navy from Stannis
>Roberto got a stable kingdom from Pycelle
>Roberto got popularity from Renly's laws
>tfw he never took side from any of them

>>87322079
>>87322172
Robert's economic policies were concentrated on huge public expenditures to expand infrastructures like new entertainment and roads. He also kept a huge armed forces, especially a navy to keep Dothraki scum out. Although the crown used a lot of foreign and external borrowing from this, Robert tried to counter this by expanding the country's income through brothels.

It was money well spent.

>>87322010
Noh. I am a bookfag and I like fake Ciri better.

>>87322323
explains arya's condition and sansa's gygantism

>>87322269
"Here we stand".

>>87321855
It's actually impressive how bad Lannisters kept fucking up throughout the story. Is it because of Tywin's utter failure to instill any sense of empathy in any of his children?

>>87322193
>as it is strongly suggested that he survived the red wedding
I just assumed he probably died. Lots ofminor characters vanish in the books and are just presumed dead never to return.

>>87322428
Tywin a good leader, shit father.

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Redpill me on Liam Cunningham, why is he such a Cerseifag?
https://youtu.be/xlgv_Qp7X9c?t=132

>>87322383
Oh fair enough. Forgot about Aldia tbqh

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>>87320974
I miss the lead-up to the RW

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>>87320888
Back when even D&D had attention for details
like the man with the Manderly sigil pin

>>87322263
European tradition.

>be a Hohenzollern
>name literally all your male offspring Wilhelm, Friedrich, or Friedrich-Wilhelm

>>87322428
no, it's mostly the fact that the two fully functional children were born with shit for brains and a taste for incest, producing even more fucked up grandchildren

tyrion has an allright mind, but is a midget

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>>87320757
I miss them, bros

>implying the Boltons ever did anything wrong

People forget this, but Roose always gave Robb great advice, both show-wise and book-wise. In the books, Roose tells Reek he only decided to turn on Robb when the Ironborn took Winterfell. If Robb had listened to Roose's wise advice to execute the Lannister prisoners, and not trust Theon, Robb might have avoided his fate. Also, notice how Roose was absent in both the book and show version of Robbs "coronation" In the books Catelyn wishes to herself that Roose was there to talk about Robb out of it

Anyways, Lord Bolton gave Robb multiple chances to stop being an idiot and getting everyone killed, but he wouldnt listen. Its sad that he was poisoned by our enemies and Lady Walda died in childbirth and his noble son was viciously murdered by a traitors bastard and his ungrateful treacherous whore of a sister

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>>87322344
never really had an opportunity to post this

>>87322344
>In TWOW Alayne chapter they cook the worlds largest lemoncake using literally every lemon left in the Vale.

>>87322428
Didn't Tywin build up the Lannister name? All his children hated him and never listen to anything he told them.

So what was the reason that Jon abandoned the night's watch again

Don't say ginger pussy because that's not enough

>>87322293
Yep, Rickard and Lyarra
>>87322293
Yeah she was from an old house (?) from Volantis and went to war bc she was not like other girls

>>87322409
>Robert's economic policies were concentrated on huge public expenditures to expand infrastructures like new entertainment and roads. He also kept a huge armed forces,
We hear nothing about any infrastructure or a standing army. Go back to /v/ and wikifag about the Witcher instead.

>>87322207
I like it. It's a warning.

It's not as bad as "Hear me roar"

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>>87322147
At least you can talk, tell me about Harrenhal!

>>87322596
trust me

ginger pussy is more than enough

>>87322424
BOUND FOREVERMORE AND OUT OF THIS WORLD UNTIL THE END

>>87322553
Is Robert Mongolian?

>>87322553
lol

>>87322424
>Feels Guy, the House
"My Feet Hurt"

>>87322428
Yes that's the tragic irony of Tywin's character.

>>87322409
>like fake Ciri better.
doesn't she have just a small cameo? More of a plot device than actual character

https://vimeo.com/232009905
so much cgi for such a dumb scene
w a s t e d

>>87322596
Ginger butthole?

>>87322596
dude, his "brother" got killed because he fell head over heels about some dumb whore with a fat ass.

seriously, i was expecting robb to unironicly go "hurr durr" over talisa

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Lads...

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>>87322501
God the threads were pure gold then. A shame the show was shit even then when non ripping off the books 1 to 1.

>dialogue implies he literally forgot the Freys were even sworn to him before this convo

>>87322516
>>87322472
>if tywin didn't hate Tyrion's guts and groomed him to continue the legacy of his house their misery wouldn't have escalated to the current point

why was he not smart enough to see this coming?

>>87322724
so, this is how jaimy learned the ways of the Chad...

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>>87322501
>>87322737
>The red will flow, yes. And we'll set some wrongs to right.
What did he mean by this?

>>87322501
>he wanted to take Casterly Rock by siege
true military genius right here
deserved every crossbow bolt and stabbing

>>87322742
Who's afraid of midgets?

>>87322511
yup
until my parent's generation it was
>you first male is named after his paternal grandfather
>your first female is names after her maternal grandmother
>all the rest comes from uncles/brothers/cousins

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>>87322516
His children were shit because Tywin was a terrible parent.

>>87322526
Technically true but he did leave a bunch of guys in reserve up north just in case he got a chance to backstab him. Roose is just like Putin, he only respects strength.

>>87322793
how else would you take casterly rock.

siege is the only viable option. storming it is suicide

>>87321602
After I scroll over about 50 posts I worry no one is going to post it. Thank you for always posting

>>87322793
>A reletively undermanned Casterly Rock cant be seiged

What? Unsullied did it in seconds.

>>87322798
He masterminded the battle of the blackwater, i'm pretty sure he'd be atleast adequate to continue lannister's dominion over their hold atleast

>>87322596
Oath only compelled him to serve until death, he died once so now he's free

>>87322852
Well moron there is a little fucking cave off the shore that leads you right underneath the guardtowers. If Robb had any tactical acumen he would have scouted around and found that back entrance. Too bad he was more interested in examining his foreign whore's back entrance.

>>87322593
Tywin's father was a genial but totally ineffective ruler who turned the Lannisters into a laughing stock. The many indignities he su,suffered throughout his childhood turned Tywin into the man he became. The man who was utterly cold and left the future of his house to completely dysunctional children, including one that turned into a ruthless monster due to the indignities he suffered as a child.

It's like poetry.

>>87322883
>he masterminded the Blackwater bay

He built a chain. Cersei was already making wildfire and they almost lost until Tywin saved them.

>>87322878
Getting captured was part of their plan (also, they got to sneak in through Tywin's epic sewer ruse)

>>87322703
>be fake Ciri
>daughter of minor nobles
>Milfgaard invades Cintra and burns everything to the ground
>family dead
>become war orphan
>looks like the Lion Cub
>get used as pawn by Milfgaard agents
>Emperor instantly recognises that you're fake
>but Emperor decides not to kill you because you could be useful to prove the northern kings that there is now a union between Nilfgaard and Cintra
>Emperor grows to like you as a person
>being a gentle person, Emhyr opens up his softer side like a father
>have a relationship with Emhyr like Tywin and Arya
>Witcher 3 games leaves fake Ciri's fate open
Pretty interesting background desu

>>87322526
Would Roose have convinced Robb to support based Stannis? Also Roose Bolton was good, Ramsay is just an edgelord turned into a Villain Sue by D&D. Rather than having Roose vs Jon, we got the Battle of the Gary Stus.

>>87322849
>Technically true but he did leave a bunch of guys in reserve up north
Literally every House does this in times of war. Only the Starks are retarded enough to move all their forces out of Winterfell and to think like 10 men can hold Winterfell

>>87322955
*Tyrion

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>>87322816
You're welcome

>>87322955
>implying robbs radar direwolf wouldnt be able to find that hole in seconds

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>>87322596
As terribly as they used his character they really should have just had Ygritte live and be Val. It would make more sense.

>>87322935
that's called a "deux ex machina", which, in this show, is only used for DABID's favourite actors, which, in isn't the case

also, do you seriously think tywin wouldn't have checked the castle for shit like that? this is the man that hired a whore for tyrion to fall in love with, payed bron to bring him to her, and then entrapped tyrion with her

tyrion could not outsmart tywin

>you will never be a member of House Tyrell

why live

>>87320709
>watching Game of Reddit
>actually discussing it with strangers online 24/7
>implying its anything more than just a show to pretend you watch with your whore of a tinder date before you cum in her mouth

>>87322957
>>have a relationship with Emhyr like Tywin and Arya
Are you saying Tywin fucked Arya?

>>Witcher 3 games leaves fake Ciri's fate
She doesn't exist in the games, they wrote her out because they're hacks.

>>87323036
how do i get a lewd scottish gf? heroin?

What's the point of annulling a marriage and then having a secret marriage?

Like, what the fuck was their plan if Robert's Rebellion hadn't happened? Just stick Jon/Aegon on the throne and tell Dorne to fuck off?

>>87322852
>>87322878
It was only once in history taken, and by a diversion
Unsullied only took it bc Tyrion knew about the whore passage which he built, Robb wouldn't know about this
Realistically you need like 5x more men to succesfully siege something

>>87323093
>Scottish
Whilst she's a Scot IRL, she's got a northern English accent in the show.

>>87322742
He couldn't have done otherwise. Tyrion was everything he hated in himself in a humiliating body that was a constant public embarassment to him.

>you will never be a member of House Tully fighting a gorilla warfare against Lannie scum

why live

>>87323093
Wear a skirt

>>87323097
rob had 18.000 men, and from the looks of casterly rock (in the show), would be more than enough.

you only need to siege the acess points, the natural defenses will do the rest.

Starve them out. a blockade would also be a smart idea

>>87322980
>Literally every House does this in times of war.
Roose left a lot, and with the specific purpose of looking for openings to move on Winterfell.

>Only the Starks are retarded enough to move all their forces out of Winterfell and to think like 10 men can hold Winterfell
The Greatjon apparently took almost all the men of fighting age the Umbers had. And Winterfell actually had a decent garrison, it's just Theon succesfully rused Ser Rodrik and got them to leave.

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>>87322085
two of my favorite characters that are now gone

>>87323093
Her accent is Yorkshire dummy

>>87323240
she's a scot irl tardo

>>87322954
Cersei was just going to use it to fling from the walls. Tyrions false engagement in the bay with fire ships was what turned it.

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What will happen to Jaime and Cersei in S8?

>meera will never trap you in her net

Did you know Rickon(the character) was a Death Grips fan?

>>87323094
Rhaegar was going to depose Aerys somehow supposedly.

>>87323292
jaime kills her

>>87323292
Cersei will die because they can't keep up the female antagonist thing for too long

Jaime will go mad and become king

>>87323022
Fine I'll do it myself.

>>87323308
You like frog legs?

>>87323269
>wasting all the wildfire to take out maybe 10 ships

One wildfire pot would burn a ship. Hense why Stannis says something like "The dwarfs played his trick, he cant do it again" and proceeds to BTFO of Tyrion. He lost to Tywin and Garlan/Loras

>>87323144
>>87323257
>she's a Scot IRL,
Barely. She's literal nobility and sounds like any other upper class English woman.

>>87323221
Before they starved Robb's army would be creamed be reinforcements
Tywin prioritized Lannister legacy over everything so he would defend it

>>87323356
This would be shitty unless Cersei killed him too, then it would be twinkino

>>87323221
>Starve them out
No way he'd have had the time.

>>87323399
You need to decide once and for all if we're talking about the books or the show before you post again.

>>87323094
>Oberyn comes up
>You annulled my sister's marriage
>You disowned her children

>>87323392
never had them to be desu

>>87315811
I usually try to avoid bookfaggotry, because let's accept it, the books are shit
>the more she shat, the thirstier she grew
>damn you damn you damn you damn you
>her cunt became the world
>fat pink mast
honestly, this is quite an interesting plotline, what a shame it was taken out of the show, I wonder how will the showrunners will handle Varys' plot.

>>87323461
They both die.

>>87323461
Jaime kills his sister, the woman he loved and fullfilfs 2 prophecies at once.

K I N O

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>>87322855
Don't worry anon, I'll always post it. If not, then I'm sleeping.

>>87323292
Jaime will obviously kill her and then dies himself making Tyrion the last survivor of house Lannister.

>>87323427
Hell Robb's army would be more likely to starve than Casterly Rock's garrison. It's a hollowed out mountain and Robb's troops have to live on what plunder they can get after Tywin cuts their supply lines.

>>87323492
>literally same 4 quotes everytime
>books are bad because look at these 4 quotes out of thousands of pages

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>>87323543
Then it doesn't matter anyway because the wheel is broken :^))))))

>>87323492
>the books are shit because of these meme phrases I've seen posted on reddit
>I like the show though
How many times do I have to post BAD PUSSAY and FINGER IN THE BUM before you hate the show too I wonder

>>87323595
Where did he get the chains?

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>*horn blasts*
>Cav leader: JUST LOOK AT THOSE GOAT FONDLING ASS MONKEYS
What do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCR8xV7fb5w

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>>87323595

>>87323474
In both the books and show Tyrion lost. Tywin won.

>>87323630
Night King gave him as a gift, he's such a cool dude.

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>>87323595

How can you go from
>Cregan Stark
to
>Bran, Robb, Arya, Sansa Stark

>>87323616
not him

i honestly have no ideia why i'm still here

i have no afection torwards the books and i hate the show

what's wrong with me

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>>87323595
plenty of people north of the Neck desu

>>87323630
From his snow tires

>>87322904
This. Jon didn't really care about Ygrette, at least not as much as did his duty. He was just going under cover. I mean he cared about her at end probably, but protecting innocent people always came first.

>>87323595
Blackfish
/starts shaking/

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>>87323595
At the very least, his character shouldn't have devolved from an amoral schemer to some creepy fuck who just wants to fuck Sansa

>>87323668
>>87322154

>>87323512
>Jaime kills his sister, the woman he loved and fullfilfs 2 prophecies at once. They also have angry sex before and Lena does that head holding lip biting thing to Nik

/ourtwins/

>>87323595
Whenever I see Smalljon I always think it's an image of Rollo until I look closely.

>>87323512
>jaime killing cersei
>kino
Look at this faggot, Daenerys is both Valonqar & Azor Ahai, high valyrian is genderless, little brother (valonqar) also means little sister, Daenerys is Viserys' little sister, he used to call her that way btw

>>87323654
i miss the speaches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoE-S1QVjSQ&t=3076s

>>87323692
jon cared for ygritte idk wtf you're talking about, he cares about her even more in the books

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>>87323704
>>87323595
Dw lads House Tully will make a comeback in season 8 to save the North with Jaime according to the leaked script

>>87323748
There is no Valonqar prophecy in the show, iirc

>>87323774
unless he comes with the might of the roman army, at this point, i couldn't be bothered to give two shits

>>87323595
>literally would rather die than see his house betray the starks in the books
>is ramsay's bitch in the show
BRAVO DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

>>87323664
>In both the books and show Tyrion lost. Tywin won.
Tywin would have lost without Tyrion. Tyrion would have lost without Tywin. They were both instrumental but Tywin hates Tyrion and is incapable of acknowledging his role in the victory.

>>87323774
>Series finale
>Jon and the remains have his army have YET AGAIN been cornered and all hope seems lost
>Suddenly, troops from the Riverlands and their allies pour over the ridge easily killing the Wights and White Walkers alike (because they all somehow managed to acquire Valyrian Steel or dragonglass weapons)

>>87323817
didn't they show the Cersei flashback?

>>87323817
Maybe not but there have been numerous references to Jaime and Cersei dying together as they were born and Jaime mentioning his wish to die in the arms of the woman he loves

>>87323817
>There is no Valonqar prophecy in the show, iirc
Yeah they left that out, but they also left out the part where Mirri Maz Duur tells Dany that she can't have children and she said that she did.

>>87323665
Night King's chain emporium does good work

>>87323669
You need to get a job.

>>87323692
>>87322904
>Jon puts his duty over love
>Oh wait there's a technicality guess love trumps hate after all

>>87323881
Yes, where they talk about how she only will ever have three kids (even though she has four, but whatever), the Valonqar stuff never actually comes up.

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>>87323750
>tfw Warhammer quotes made me cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5s81NRdQE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilSDgI1JONw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2WEFlQva30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sgimfISzPs

>>87323748
>any younger sibling counts
This is the same shit that got Cleganebowl going. Even if it's true it would be hack writing.

>>87323835
its made much worse by the fact they cast the perfect guy to portray someone as a tough Northerner who would turn on Ramsay. So much potential in his character

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Cast him

>>87323774
>>87323823
>he comes back but it's fucking Brutus not Edmure TUlly
>He immediately charges both sides with his Roman legions, kills all the main characters, and announces Rome season 3
I would cry irl

>>87323922
>even though she has four

you're talking about the first child, Robert's one right?

>>87323967
rhaegar

>>87323967
Bittersteel for the spinoffs

>>87323967
Young Griff

>>87323967
Aegon the Conqueror

>>87324014
Yeah, the one they had in season 1, but never gets brought up again.

>>87323595
MOTHERFUCKING THOROS OF MYR
I'M STILL FUCKING MAD

>>87323967
daemon targaryen

>>87324010
Best ending

>>87324014
>>87324083
She's pregnant again, so 5 kids

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>>87324020
Idk, He looks weird in some angles, don't think he would make a perfect Rheagar.
That's Chris Helmsworth.

>>87323704
Eh, Blackfish's role is similar in the books, after the Red Wedding there's no word of him until Jaime goes to Riverrun

>>87323840
>Tywin would have lost without Tyrion

Except Tyrion wasnt needed. Cersei plan of chucking Wildfire would have been good enough to stall enough for Tywin to come from behind. Tyrions chain didnt really do much as they just kept going anyway.

>>87324123
Maggy was a quack.

>>87324136
he disappears though, they just kill him off in the show

>>87324083
I don't think D&D care enough to be that consistent about it. My point is that it would be bad writing if Jaime and Cersei never interacted again.

>>87323967
Golden hair, he's a Lannister

>>87324137
The Wildfire was Tyrions idea wasn't it?
And the Chain was to prevent escape/split the fleet in half

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>>87324156
she was too hot for the character tho

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So if Robb took Kings Landing and beheaded Joffery how far would he take his vengeance?

Would he kill Cersei, Tommen and Myrcella?

Would he give the Iron Throne to Stannis even though he was a Ryhllor worshiper and was rumored to have assassinated his brother?

>>87323967
young tywin in the prequels

>>87323967
Cleos Frey

>>87324156
Nah, she just didn't know how to count

How would (((they))) picture the Roman empire in an eventual Rome reboot in the current year? On one side they were imperialist and slavers, on the other they weren't particularly racist (all barbarians are scum despite of skin colour), relatively open to homosexuality and slightly less patriarchist than the average at the time (at least the elites).

>>87324112
Which one?

>>87324137
>Cersei plan of chucking Wildfire would have been good enough to stall enough for Tywin to come from behind.
No it wouldn't. They needed to get a bunch of ships bunched up and then lit at the right time. That requires the chain and the fireships. Even fucking Garlan Tyrell explains that the city would have fallen by the time they arrived otherwise.

>>87324211
Holy shit, i thought the Frog would be a warty crone. Imagine making babies with the best prophecy predictor in Westeros!

Mmmm

>>87323774
Shouldn't Edmure be under house arrest at Casterly rock? Then why no mention of him when the Lannisters lost it. Seriously it wouldn't surprise me if Dabid legitimately forgot that this character even exists.

>>87324212
that just made me think of something

men can join the nights watch to avoid being killed. what the fuck happens to the women who break the law? they just kill them?

>>87324137
Get out of here Lena.

>Tyrions chain didnt really do much as they just kept going anyway.
The chain wasn't there to keep them from getting in, wikifag.

>>87324189
Cersei had them making some. Tyrion ordered much more and packed it in ships instead of having barely trained watchmen chucking it from pots.

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>>87324010
>>87323872
>>87323823
>>87324287
Salve, Citizen. Leaked Riverlander battles for season 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVLGwTggO8U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TCfEYatZSk

>>87324174
which one?
>>87324215
Ahh I can see that.

>>87324242
>less patriarchal
>Roman father's had the right to kill their adult kids for shaming the family

>>87324320
Silent Sisters

>>87324242
>imperialistic
they were a republic for 500 years, and brought infrastructure and actual civilization to most of europe.

>slavers
so were literally every other nation up until the 1800's

>open to homosexuality
if you're pitching it ain't gay

>less patriarchal
only from the 2 century b.c onwards

Wasn't it heavily implied in the books that Howland Reed was in fact Bran?

>>87324242
>on the other they weren't particularly racist

>tfw so racist by modern standards that you wrap back around to being politically correct

>>87324332
A TRUE ROMAN ENDING, FOR TRUE ROMANS

>>87324212
He would kill Ilyn Payne too

>>87324320
They go to updog.

>>87324332
>SANDOR, FORMATION

>>87324338
Wasn't very common by the late republican period. Even Augustus preferred to exile them.

>>87324413
all updogs go to heaven

Why did the Boltons torture Theon again?

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>>87324385
No, Howland was Jojen.

>>87324448
For the keks

>>87324330
>The chain wasn't there to keep them from getting in, wikifag.

No it was to keep them in, but noone even tried to get out in the first place, moron. If it wasnt for Davos noticing it, theyd have never known it was there

>>87324350
>Republics can't be imperialistic

>>87324385
No.

>>87324338
That's actual patriarchy, not what SJWs mean. I'm saying that at least women could own stuff, which is a big improvement over most ancient Greek cities.

>>87324448
because ramsay thought it would be fun and he was an ironborn fucking shit

>>87324448
It was just Ramsey. He was crazy

>>87324459
Wouldn't this image make Jews literally superhuman and therefore justify their claims?

>>87324320
Silent sisters. Also women don't seem to get arrested that often in the first place.

>>87324477
>diluting the term imperialistic

if you're going with the agravated external conquest or military control, then the U.S.A is also highly imperialistic

>>87324499
Well /pol/ already treats Jews like they're superhuman

>>87323835
He made it clear he wasn't Ramsays bitch with the "fuck kneeling, and fuck oaths" line, he just didn't give a shit about house Stark, and he wasn't going to die for some bastard with a wildling army.

>>87324459

I'm a brainlet how would that work?

>>87324472
>No it was to keep them in, but noone even tried to get out in the first place, moron
Yes. Because there was a huge chain and a tangled mass of burning ship in the way.

>>87324532
>then the U.S.A is also highly imperialistic
...isn't it?

>>87324287
In the books he's at the Twins, they are waiting for Roslyn to bear a male heir so they can dispose of him

>>87320709
New

>>87324483
only from around 150 b.C. onwards, with the feminist movement which took the senate by surprise.

Cato the elder was highly against it, it's a fun story to read.

before that, though, women were just powerless

>>87324555
Howland warged Jojen

>>87324532
Correct. The US is one of the few true global empires still in the world.

>>87324483
>>87324584
Hey history fags I swear I remember Etruscan women were unusually liberated for the time which is part of why Greeks thought they were decadent. is this true?

New

>>87324541


>>87324541

>>87324584
Cato was ultraconservative on everything, it's no surprising. Anyway I'm pretty sure that women of high birth could at least inherit, which is pretty big per se.

>>87324444
List of characters going to heaven/hell if they die in S8

Heaven
>Cersei (misunderstood mentally ill woman with a history of being abused)
>Jaime (possibly after some time in purgatory)
>Theon (ex-hostage who was just trying to survive, had horrible PTSD)
>Tyrion (because he tried to reason with Cersei)

Hell
>Dany (All the Targs are in hell)
>Jon (for fucking Dany)
>Sansa (for murdering the man who loved her without a fair trial)
>Arya (for assisting)
>Bran (for acting as God)

>>87324499
>Wouldn't this image make Jews literally superhuman and therefore justify their claims?
Jews are superhuman in most anti-jewish conspiracies so not seeing the problem.

>claim niggers are subhumans with inferior IQ only good for forced labor
>get mad because you think a different haplogroup with a really high IQ wants to use you for forced labor and treat you like lesser beings

>>87324625
>Hey history fags I swear I remember Etruscan women were unusually liberated for the time which is part of why Greeks thought they were decadent. is this true?

yes, right up until the roman's conquered them. but yes, and some of those traditions caried on into roman culture, and eventually sparked some sort of feminist movements, which were actually somewhat sucessfull

>>87324651
some women were very powerfull. as always, money talks, shit walks...

just look at livia, wife of augustus.

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>>87323595
He could have won the Battle of the Bastards by himself if only they had given him a damn tree trunk.

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>>87323036
>dripping like a grittier lorry at traffic lights

Gold

>>87324568
Jaime sends Edmure to the westerlands with his wife to be under house arrest. It's the same in the show.

>>87324790
>Locked in a room with Roslin
I can think of much, much worse fates

>>87324790
Be accurate with your descriptions. He literally just left the Twins in the books. Dont mislead people, Jaime does decide to send him to Casterly Rock, but they are still en route. This is a major plot point cuz its almost canon at this point that LSH and the Brotherhood will intercept the convoy and free Edmure

>>87321293
>Rhaegar
>Giving a shit about his family
TOP KEK

>>87324976
>free Edmure
More likely she'll kill Roslin for being a Frey and probably kill Edmure for shagging her. LSH is a twisted wreck obsessed with revenge.

>>87324035
>Aegon the Conquerer,
Ever since that glorious fanart by Amok, I picture Aegon I with a beard. it's a lot to dye a beard too.

>>87321211
Old valyria is more new londo or olacile