>Discover alien life
>Humanoid in every way except they're green
>>87319766
>ayy life
>it's just a squid
Really innovates your thinking mechanism, doesn't it.
>>87319766
>Multitude of alien races
>everyone speaks english thanks to "translator" device
>>87319766
>discover alien life
>it's just a sentient floating squid
>Discover aliens
>don't immediately try to have sex with it