Name a more unfunny comedian than Seth Macfarlane. I'm waiting.

amy schumer.

>>87312588
Seth Rogan

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ok

>>87312588
Whoever /tv/ likes

>>87312588
Only funny comedians are Brits, Irish and Aussies.

Sam Hyde

>ops mom

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>>87312588

Ricky Gervais

>>87312588
Amy (((Schumer)))

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>>87312670

>>87312588
Stephen Colbert

>>87312588
Russell Brand
Ricky Gervais

this also applies to >>87312678

>>87312717
You're talking bollocks you stupid manc twat, fuck off

>>87312762
Stephen Colbert used to be funny though, even though it was a while ago

>>87312625
Fpbp

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>>87312769
Not all brits/irish/aussies are funny, but all that are funny are brits/irish/aussie

>>87312588
every female comedian, ever.

>>87312588
Dane cook

you ready?

Rusty Warren
Carlos Mencia
Amy Schumer
Larry the Cable Guy
Rosie O'Donnell
Carrot Top
Jeff Dunham
Kathy Griffin
Andy Dick
Kevin Hart
Dane Cook
Any fat chick that does insult comedy
Ralphie May

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>>87312588
easy

>name a more unfunny comedian than the GOAT
what did he mean by this?

I think he is funny as a stand up comic, unlike as a cartoon or movie writer

>>87312799
Maybe when he did voices for Adult Swim cartoons

>>87312588
Will Ferrell
Stephen Colbert
Jon Stewart
Steve Carrell
Dennis Miller
Dane Cook
Sam Kinison
Rob Schneider
Dana Carvey
Tim Conway
Mel Brooks
John Oliver
Chris Hardwick
Daniel Tosh
Robert Kelly
Dave Attell
Etc etc etc

>>87312799
He was awesome on Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Jeff Dunham. He's literally AIDS in human form.

>>87312588
Artie Lange

This woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJYWjG3Y6s

>>87312588
Sarah Silverman

>>87313100
I don't think seth macfarlane has ever done stand up

>>87312588
Neo Adam Sandler
David Spade
Rob Schneider

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>>87313399

>>87312588
Patton Oswalt

>>87312588
Haven't seen much of Family Guy or his other works but his Oscars performance was great.

>>87313399
Fuck, I got through Carr's part quite nicely, actually quite like him, but then she opened her fucking mouth and I had to close the video. That voice, whoa.

>>87313480
you should apply to be Colberts head writer.

>>87312717
I dunno, he was pretty damn funny when roasting celebs at the golden globes

>>87313504
>his Oscars performance was great.
thats because other writers were writing his jokes.

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>>87313577
You should apply for a job as an Israeli condom you kike cocksleeve.

Jon Stewart

Sam hyde
Filthyfrank and his gang

John Oliver

>>87313680
>>87313906
>>87312853
>>87312762

>Trumpniggers can't handle the banter

Just cut your dicks off and dye your hair problematic colours already m8s.

geez lois, this is like the time I shitposted on /tv/

Trevor Noah

>>87313480
>>87314005

>being this desperate for a (You)

Here ya go lil' feller.

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>>87313399
ho-lee sheit that was fucking painful to watch, glad it was so short

>>87312588

heard this guy was finally good in a movie and that movie was logan lucky

he was completely unfunny in it and in funny scenes with his presence it was other characters who bailed him out

Samantha Bee

>>87312799
colbert was funny when he was playing a conservative strawman
when he's himself he's just another generic fag

>>87314146
>Implying they're wrong

you far right pussies are just as bad as the far left faggots watching you two groups of subhuman crying fags drive cars into eachother is the highlight of my week I hope that gook in Korea drops a nuke on your houses because nothing of value would be lost

>>87312625
>>87312634
>>87312717
>>87312724
>>87312762
>>87312769
>>87312853
>>87312962
>>87312970
>>87313404
>>87313399
>>87313494
>>87313680
>>87313906
>>87314077
>>87314264

all of these

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>>87314324
epic centrist post my friend now go back to milking venereal nigger cock over your daughter's cereal or w/e it is you estrogen fueled sodomites do

>>87312588
Jon Stewart

>>87312588
Jeff Dunham

>>87314569
>If you don't agree with the alt-kike or the faggot left you are le ebil centrist

Wrong, sweetheart. That's not how life works. Nice moron post you crybaby bitch. Go suck a baby dick with the rest of the kikes you love so much you degenerate faggot fuck.

>>87313660
go to bed Mohammed

Why the fuck hasn't anyone mentioned Adam Sandler yet? The guy is an abomination.

His "I've seen your boobs" song at the Oscars years ago was probably his funniest bit.

>>87312588
Bill Maher

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>>87314749
>If you don't suck kike dick you're a filthy subhuman mudskin

Again, not how it works, sweetie. Nice attempt at a goalpost move though JIDF kike. Name the Jew and watch it shrink back. You're like clockwork.

>>87312588
Stephen Colbert

>>87312588
*fucks your waifu*

>>87312588
He's clearly very talented (animation, voicework and singing) but he is very, very rarely funny.

I like him.

>>87312588
Amy Schumer

>>87314932

So what if I'm a Jew and I love Trump? You are our greatest ally, Pence and Trump have both said so, so what's the problem goyim? We're eternal broship.

Anyone whose, American and/or a Woman.

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>>87314734
>U FAR RITE ARE JUST AS BAD AS DA FAR LEFT
>not tfw to enlightened centrist 101
>alt-kike
>wrong, sweetheart

>icanttellwhoisjewingwhoanymore.jpeg

I am the big boy pants oven filler, step aside kiddo

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>>87315097
More like eternal sunken warship amirite you slimy Jew rat?

>>87315159
Try that again in english this time, Pajeet.

>>87313480
>>87313660
>>87314005
>>87314324
>>87314734
>getting this triggered by other people being triggered

sad

>>87313208
(You)

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>>87315236
>being this new
Alright thanks for clearing that up bud.

>>87312588
John Oliver
Amy Schumer
Seth Rogan
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Patton Oswalt
Kathy Griffin
Ricky Gervais
Russell Brand
Bill Maher
Carlos Mencia
Sarah Silverman
Rich Vos
Trevor Noah
Samantha Bee
Moshe Kasher
Larry Wilmore
Joy Behar
Jeneane Garafalo
DL Hughley
David Cross

>>87313504
You serious bro? It was atrocious.

>>87314005
Even a liberal should admit that most of these comedians are just doing "OMG DRRRUMMPFF!!11!!!" and it's creatively bankrupt and generally unfunny

>>87314208
Ikr. He was seriously one of the worst parts of the movie. I wish his entire subplot was deleted from the movie

>>87315256
>>87315351
Excellent rebuttals. Truly now I see how intelligent the alt-kike are. All hail glorious leader Daddy Trumpy, may he and our Israeli overlords reign supreme for eternity, in MAGA name we pray!

>>87315073
Because you are a faggot

Seth Macfarlane is a comedian?

You coulda fooled me.

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>>87313399
I... I... No... I can't anymore... I just... fuck

>>87312588
Chip Chipperson

Judy Gold
Ellen Degenerate

>>87315633
Tss suck my peckah Opie tss

>>87312588
George Carlin

Jim Florentine
Dan Soder
Joe Rogan
Patton Oswalt
Dave Attell
Joe DeRosa
Louis C.K.
Bill Burr
Brian Regan
Jay Mohr
Doug Stanhope
Robert Kelly
Marc Maron
Bob Saget
Gallagher
Penn Jillette
Ricky Gervais
Tom Papa
Amy Schumer
Jim Jeffries
Bonnie McFarlane
George Carlin
Rich Vos
Colin Quinn
Nick DiPaolo
Greg Giraldo
Patrice O'Neal
Jim Norton

>>87315717
unironically this

what the fuck is funny about some old fag constantly complaining about America in an angry and preachy tone?

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>>87312588

>>87312588
Neil deGrasse Tyson

>>87312588
you're mom

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>>87312588
kate mckinnon

I dare anyone to try and top this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1wveGujCrI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-qda0qKhS8

Does anyone have that stand up routine where some girl talks about socks?

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>>87312588
Dat Phan.

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>>87313480
>>87313660
>>87314005
>>87314146
>>87314324
>>87314734

>it's another le alt-right pussies poster frantically hitting the report button while calling people triggered episode

>>87312588
Stephen Colbert
Jon Stewart
John Oliver
Samantha Bee
Larry Wilmore
Trevor Noah
Bill Maher

>>87312588
Jerry Seinfeld

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>>87313399
JUST

>>87312625
fpbp

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>>87312690
is this Tim or Ethan?

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>>87314324
But Bill Maher is actually unfunny. Literally all of his jokes consist of "trump is a shitbag, amirite? now let me talk for 47 minutes about something I know nothing about, but I say it with a pompous know it all attitude so I look like I know what I'm talking about!" I actually used to like his stuff until I quickly discovered that he's just another unoriginal hack who shits on republicans because it gets him good ratings and he can feel self-righteous about it.

>>87312588
Rob Schneider

>>87312588
Jon Stewart

>>87312853
>gay liberal jew
Why was it necessary to post this?

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>>87312678
>this is what anglos actually believe
You aren't interesting, you aren't cute, and you aren't funny. Take away your accents and you faggots all have nothing.

>>87312625
she's not really a comedian

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>>87312588
Every female comedian

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>>87313480
These have to be ShariaBlue shills, no one tries this hard unless it's for shekels

>>87312588
Bill Maher

Justin Roiland

>>87312588

Seth Macfarlane

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>>87314274
fuck i miss the colbert report

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>>87312588
The thread under this one has named 2

>>87315404
>DL Hughley

I am so fucking glad there's someone else who thinks this motherfucker isn't the slightest bit funny. He just bitches and goes for the low hanging fruit comedy of "BLACK PEOPLE DO THIS AND WHITE PEOPLE DO THIS"

>>87312588
Eddie Murphy
Richard Pryor
Dave Chappelle
Chris Rock
Kevin Hart
Cedrick The Entertainer
Steve Harvey
Bill Cosby
Bernie Mac
Patrice Oneal
Whoopi Goldberg
Katt Wiliams

i get seth macarlane and judd apatow confused, even though i don't think i've ever seen judd apatow
i just always think of seth whenever i'm reminded of a jew that makes unfunny comedies

>>87312588
Amy Schumer
Sarah Silverman
Seth Rogen

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>>87315466
something tells me you've never actually heard their jokes and are just repeating what /pol/ says.

>>87312625
we said comedians, keep it to men

>>87312678
Jim Jefferies isn't funny desu

>>87312588
Tina Fey

>>87313208
>Will Ferrell

Stopped right there, scumbag

>>87312588
Am i stupid for genuinely enjoying Seth MacFarlane shows? Ive seen everything hes ever done.

>>87312588
Bill hicks

>>87312661
dank cook was truly ahead of his time

>>87313399

what the fuck is Jimmy Carr doing slumming it "roast battling" a nobody on Comedy Central?

should fire his agent

>>87312848
/thread

>>87312588
they're all unfunny

>>87315512

he was basically an unfunny version of sacha baron cohens character from talladega nights

>>87316282
i made it 49 seconds

>>87321432
Seriously, Will Ferrell is the least funny "comedian" I've ever seen. All of my friends think he's hilarious and I just don't get it. His whole shtick is just run around being glaringly obtuse and screaming weird shit. Never tittered once at anything of his.

>>87312588
Sandler. The answer is Adam Sandler.

>>87322923
You really are a masochist

>>87313208
Let me guess.... big fan of Larry the Cable Guy?

>>87312853
bill is a fucking turd

holy shit I've hated him since 2007

corporate whore piece of shit

>>87312661
>>87321918
I rewatched one of his specials and honestly he's got some pretty good jokes but he just does a lot of cringy, weird shit on stage that throws me off. An abridged Dane Cook edit would be great.

>>87313399

I was expecting the British shoes woman.

>>87316371
lmao holy shit what a time that was

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>>87320238

>>87321436
Nah, I don't think so. His shows are a mixed bag but the genuinely funny moments hit pretty well.

>>87312962
This is the definitive list. I've never even cracked a smile at any of their stand up and my taste can vary from the clever to the juvenile.

>>87312661
Fun fact: he lurks and posts on /tv/

>>87312588
George Lopez

Stephen Colbert
Sarah Silverman
Amy Schumer

>>87313399
>mfw I watched this show and some female comedian on the judges panel docked some guy points because his material was offensive to women
Stopped watching after that.
It's a fucking roast battle and you're worrying about being offended? Get the fuck out.

>>87319831
>people still don't use the catalog

>>87312588
Patton Oswalt

>>87312588
Bill Hicks

>>87312661
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

CHALLENGE:
Name five great stand-up comedians. Great only. It is literally impossible, it's such a hack industry.

>>87328139
good luck

>>87328139
norm macdonald
patrice oneal
*draws blank*
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>87328139
norm macdonald
dave allen
thats it lmao

>>87328298
Colin Quinn

>>87328139
Mitch Hedberg
Bill Burr
Louis CK
Bill Hicks
George Carlin

>>87328298
>>87328479
>norm macdonald

kill yourselves

>>87329810
>sarah silverman is ho-

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>>87321332
Retard, she's never been a stand up preformer. She's also maybe the funniest female writer on the planet

>>87328785
>Bill Burr
>Bill Hicks
>Louis CK
>not including Steven Wright, Eddie Murphy, Bob Newhart
That's off the top of my head. How's sophomore year going?

>>87332018
OP said comedian, not stand up you literal fucking moron

>>87328139
Norm Macdonald
Jimmy Carr
Albert Brooks
Jerry Seinfeld
Gilbert Gottfried

>>87312588
Anthony Jeselnik.

At least MacFarlane has given us the great American Dad.

>>87332018
This. Tina Fey may be the funniest female writer for sure, she's also very smart for a woman

Shes also hot af for some reason

>>87332310
this guy is a bitch btw

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>>87313399
>not available in your country
Cunts.

>>87332427
She's literally perfect.

>>87328479
dave allen is fucking based

>>87312588
Honestly he doesn't seem as bad now as he did before. Seasons 9-13 of Family Guy were trash as well as Cleveland Show, but American Dad has pretty much always been good and the most recent season of Family Guy is much better than what we had before.

>>87312588
Tim Heidecker
Eric Wareheim

at least American Dad was better than Family Guy and his Star Trek parody looks better and more faithful to Star Trek than Discovery

>>87313208
>Dave Attell
There's a rarity. I don't think I've ever heard someone say he isn't a funny stand up...but to each his/her own, I guess.

>>87314569
Timeless arguments.
>If you disagree with me you're part of -insert political rhetoric/group-

If you don't find early Family Guy funny then you should literally kill yourself


You're trying way too hard to be a contrarian

>>87315854
>Gallagher

Outside of this name, wot nig?

You must be a blast to hang out with.

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>>87315521

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>>87332896

>>87328139
Groucho Marx, Jerry Lewis, Jerry Seinfeld, Mel Brooks, Donald Trump

>>87313208
>Mel Brooks
Tf are you 12 or retarded?

>>87315870
<preachy
I see the gentlething representing the millennial generation has chimed in

>>87313480
>reads critiques of a comedian
>freaks out and goes full on political mode
There's certainly someone triggered in this thread, and I've got some bad news for you

Every right-wing comedian?

Colbert

He used to be funny and is now a dancing for his corporate masters.

>>87312848
rita rudner pretty great. literaly no sex jokes and still hilarious

>>87328479
dude fuckoff norm is goat

>>87312588
I can't you win OP.

>>87312588
Jim Carey, Adam Sandler, Kevin Hart

>>87312962
>Larry the Cable Guy
>Ralphie May

C'mon now

>>87312625
He asked for a comedian dude

>>87312962

>Andy Dick

He's actually hilariously unhinged. The roast of Andy Dick is Priddy ghood, tbqhf

>>87323054
He's not the best, but he's definitely better than Seth Macfarlane

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>>87313208
>Mel Brooks
did your dad rape you while you were watching Blazing Saddles or something?

>>87335570
(you)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtzj2QqOusk

>>87312634
Weed lmao
Amiriteguys

>>87328139
Dylan Moran, George Carlin, Jimmy Carr, Sam Kinnison and Sarah Millican

>>87313399
> JIMMYYYYYYY

Nope. Fuck that.

>>87312588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57dzaMaouXA

>>87312625
F P B P
P
B
P

>>87328139
Pryor
Stanhope
O'neal
Burr
Shit you are right

>>87321918
>dank cook was truly ahead of his time

He was the beta version of Bo Burnham

>>87324654
Are you the faggot who made the exact same response when someone criticized George Carlin?

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>>87313399
what the fuck was that

>>87341452
o'neil
seinfeld
chapelle
carlin
dangerfield
rock

you fuckin idiot

>>87312588

Jim Gaffigan, any comic that relies of ethnic stereotypes, fat comics that rely on self-deprecation

>>87315854
that is such a meme list

>>87312588
I thought he did a pretty good job hosting those roasts a few years back.

>>87342718
he's just a faggot that copied the list of comedians that regularly appeared on the Opie and Anthony show.

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>>87312588

Try Harder, OP.

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Easy

>>87342685
>Seinfeld
Yeah I can't get enough of those airline food jokes either!

>>87313480
But Colbert isn't funny.

t. Non-American who believes you faggots need to invest some money in schools

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EZ

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norm macdonald

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>>87312588
Steve Martin and James Franco

>>87332018
She was a cast member at Second City before SNL, which is stand up improvising, you fucking ignorant twat.

>>87335665
Rita fucking rudner? She's popular among Boomer women, are you a 60 year old woman?

>>87312848
Joan Rivers was pretty funny desu

>>87315521
Giga Virgin

Doug Walker

Tina Fey

>>87312625

We asked for unfunny comedians not dumbass whores.

>>87312678

Prime example of people who think they're hilarious but are just irritating.

>>87333888
checked

>>87312588
I can name numerous people less funny than he is, but I can't name anybody further up their own ass.

comedy is dead

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>conservatives cant be funny
Uuuuh, sweetie, no...

>>87348764
Might literally be the least funny person in this thread

>>87312588
I don't like Seth McFarlane, but he's not even in the Top 20 worst working comics. Amy tops him.