ITT: Gordonkino

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god i love kitchen nightmares lads (US version for the over the top drama/reality. UK is comfy version)

>>87309801
Who was in the wrong here?

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What is this expression trying to convey?

>>87309841
The 'za.

>>87309801
That looks delish

>>87309734
Man, how fucking tough would it be to get Gordon Ramsay to get you to fire 2 of your staff members right then and there.


But how humiliating must it be to get fired on TV? Who'd wanna hire you?

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>>87309801
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vaJwY1v8xyQ

Gordo is a gift to humanity, bless his soul

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>>87309734
>pan with the reddest flames I've ever seen in my life
>that's burnt charlie

>>87310343
Gordy*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkSR7ExMDPc

>>87310566
checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVMxZMxkAgM

>>87310566
>it's the same animal

What a fuckwad...

>>87309841
What this image isn't showing is literally the next frame where you see that the entire pizza is just drowning in oil and the cheese just drips off the base. Disgusting.
Gordon was right.

I ain't no bitch chef.

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>>87310766
Nice Gordon, best Gordon

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>>87309734
kitchen nightmares = flick
bar rescue = kino

>>87310766
>clam chowder was tinned

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>>87312411
mystery diners = sanctimonious divine pattern of holy moving images set to mother mary's garden voice herself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3DzRnYqIeo

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>>87310566
That intense music when they talk about the lobsters.

>>87309847

Lust

>that episode where the owner is having issues with the previous owner, his dead father
>gordon has to help him go through the pain by putting him in a sparring match and whenever he throws a punch, an image of his father appears

>>87315012
link

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>>87309841
>Order thin crust pizza
>You get a hovercraft of a fucking pizza

https://youtu.be/dSm5mkp-CYM

https://youtu.be/71IJCwAZsPk

One of the comfiest episodes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij4HYRVIj8Y

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>"What the fuck is this?"
>"It's a menu Chef Ramsey."
>"Looks like fucking cardboard."
>"Well Chef..."
>"The Chef, does he make these fresh?"
>"Err, no Chef, he buys them in."
>"He buys in his menus? Fuck me."

>>87315972

There's a Hotel Hell episode where they just straight up show his arse in the shower

>>87316098
He's always doing that shit in Hotel Hell. He loves it.