>tfw you will never, EVER, have experience this in your lifetime

ok

>>87308440
with Emma Watson or any girl?

cause I haven't experienced it with Watson, but I have with other girls

Hermione was too smart for Ron t b h

>>87308440
I watched it 4 times what happened

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I wonder if such an experience with dawkins would be worse than being tied to one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87308440
The second before you kiss a girl? It's truly great OP, I hope you experience it and be happy

>>87308723
>experience with dawkins
???

you're slipping dullposter

Hermione could have gotten someone at her level desu.

>>87308782
>he doesn't know

I've only seen the first two HPs but Ron looks so ugly here

>>87308586

>thinking girls select based on how intelligent is the other guy

i have seen educated girls get laid with mouthbreathing ghetto guys

>>87308723
should've said emma/hermoine, ruined intro /10

>>87309170
yeah they're perfect for each other