>in concession line for cooler filled with melted butter at cinéma
>The guard in the watchtower shines his searchlight on me
>mfw trap pretending to be pregnant to pass no singles policy
suck that, Robert!
>got kicked out of the theater for cumming on the seats and not in the designated receptacle
>nearest theater I'm not banned from is 60 miles away
I just want to watch movies dammit.