ITT: Post your favorite movie and anons guess shit about you

>>87300142
My guess is you're a total fucking pleb

>>87300142
you like incest

>>87300142
that you're into kubrick films

Mary and Max

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It's a korean movie too

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Leaving Las Vegas.
I'll give a hint.
I'm an alcoholic

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>>87300231
interesting choice

guessing you keep it to yourself

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>>87300249
you have terrible taste

>being addicted to literally the worst drug

>>87300142
Pulp Fiction.

>>87300342
You either like Feet or Uma Thurman.

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>>87300342

>>87300342
You need to return to reddit.

>>87300300
Most of the literature you've read is Kafka and dystopian fiction?

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>>87300142

>>87301811
You are an edgy 15 years old nerd?

everyone in this thread is a stupid fagget. (except me ofc)

>>87301836
You're a big fan of Christmas.

>>87301775
Good taste anon.

>>87300469
shit

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>>87302035
you're not wrong i am

>>87300249
This is nic cage's best performance by far

Inglourious Basterds, not even joking

>>87302090
...

>>87302249
Barely above the average student film

Shame it got so much attention

forrest gump

>>87302536
you like chocolate

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>>87300142
the crow

>>87302571
true also like history

>>87300142
you're a tryhard faggot that pretends to like foreign films to seem "deep" but everyone sees right through you and thinks you're a retard

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>having a favorite movie
massive pleb
here's one I love that I want to rewatch soon
also Chaplin's Modern Times

>>87301982
You're a lonely person seeking for comfort in the company of fictional people

>>87303523
You are afraid of the outside world but you feel like you're constantly missing out on a lot of things by avoiding it

>>87302644
You are 15. And most likely a virgin.
And an avid comic book fan

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>>87300142

>>87302401
i understand. I feel i have a very personal connection to this film and the way it portrays certain things speaks to me in a way few movies have... doubt it'll be my favorite in 5 years time but at this moment it's just right.

>>87302462
you have never seen sonatine

>>87304879
I have, just preferred the music, story and overall atmosphere of Hana-Bi.

>>87302719
i actually hide the fact that i like this movie believe it or not
my guess for you is that you are a sad man

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>>87305000
you like old horror movies and a cool dude 8-)

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>>87300142

>>87303620
Pretty much on point

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Die Hard is an extremely close 2nd, though

>>87304879
Did you watch Sonatine muted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSLlX4czsZA

>>87304930
>>87305596
Meant for you.

>>87305596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWBSJ3xrpIE

Come on lad.

>>87301780
You're my doppelganger.

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definitely my favourite

>>87302644
BUUUUURN!

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>>87305750
YOU BETTAH STOP DIS

>>87305452
You're very trendy, if other people like it, you're inclined to like it.

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>>87300142
likes the feeling of having a purpose and witnessing strong emotions in others

>>87301780
you wasted years of your youth

>>87303768
You like spending time by yourself, but you always have Tfw no gf.

>>87305878
>you wasted many potential children in your youth

Fixed.

>>87303620
That's most of 4chan

>>87300231
You live in the crawlspace of the house you were born in and spy on the new family living there. You're so Beta, you feel bad about jerking off when you ear the mom and dad fucking.

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>>87305701
let me project for a second: you're a slightly above average looking guy with a slightly above mean IQ but suffer from serious social dysfunction that still manifests itself in idealized forms (such as true love and real human beans) that you know you will never personally experience

>>87305920
oh lookee here, we got a real wise guy in out midst, huh?

>>87305759
same

>>87302719
it's literally the most popular foreign movie you newfag

>>87306848
you are me

>>87302462
You're a patrician

>>87304930
Honestly they are both upmost cinè

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Hi.

Alien

>>87307121
It's #529

>>87300142
Soylent Green

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Often considered mediocre, especially for Aronofsky, but I loved it.

>>87308012
youre a faggot

>>87309261
you're into weird 80s movies
also you either smoke a ton of weed or pretend to

>>87310706
More 70s movies. I love B-movies more than anything. Don't smoke.

>>87310469
You enjoy the films of Wes Anderson

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>>87306730
Youre literally insane.

>>87302462
Damn, I got this movie recommendation from a friend of mine who's studying cinematography and I got to say this movie is so damn good.

Even until now I still listen to its soundtrack. The vibe of this movie is so innocent and pure.

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>>87303768
you have great taste in movies. poor taste in friends (except welsh ones) only date foreign chicks whose language you dont really speak. pretty handy in a fight

>>87313253
wrong
fuck the welsh

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>>87312398
spot on...

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>>87300142
You have patrician taste, OP

>>87312501
Watch more Kitano if you haven't, this and Sonatine are his two masterpieces but there are more.

Dolls is fantastic, Zatoichi is an update to the old series and works really well as far as I'm concerned. Brother was his attempt at combining Japanese and American cinema and has some stunning shots and music by Joe Hisaishi once again. If you want to see him go a bit Lynchian then watch Takeshi's, honestly though I didn't really enjoy it.

>>87314548
And then hem made Outrage. What the fuck happend there.

>>87301982
How could this possibly be your favourite movie? have you even watched Jarmusch' other movies?

>>87314741
Really couldn't get into Outrage. It's weird, he started his film career making slightly out there yakuza films and slowly got artsier with his application until he went full blown mental. Then made Outrage which felt way too bog standard, like Sonatine without the soul.

>>87314548
I had watched Sonatine, but too be honest it didn't left impression as much as Hanabi. Same goes for outrage. Maybe Hanabi is a much more sentimental and melancholic compared those two. The beach scene is the best.

Haven't watched dolls and brother though. Kind of difficult to find to stream. Got recommendation?

>>87305589
currently watching this, so far so good. Any recommendation for movie with similar theme like this? redemption or getting over it kind of vibe with humor on it?

Magnolia

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It depends on the day whether it's this or Tree of Life, but I only had a poster saved of this one

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>>87300142
You're in love with your sister and want to fuck her.

>>87315678
Nadine?

>>87315071
>>87315623
You're a very empathetic person, who often gets too caught up in the problems of others, forgetting to take care of yourself as well

>>87315789
this is good? /tv/ said its just another art film made for people who want to cry

>>87316126
I think it's the best on-screen portrayal of depression because a) it doesn't try to romanticize it, it portrays it as ugly as it is b) it portrays it from both sides, both the depressed person and the people around her who get affected by it.

Besides that, it has fantastic filmmaking in the cinematography (though I can understand it if people hate LvT's handheld style at times), score, pacing and just thematically. It also is just really powerful storywise, it devastated me for days with how the situation evolved and the characters responded to it.

I can see why people could easily dismiss it as cry-bait, but it's much more than that. Melodramatic bullshit is cry-bait, this is totally different and much more than that.

>>87315789
Commie jew