Meme magic strikes again. How is this not shopped?

how can I, a male, get those shoulders/traps? That is fucking beast mode

shes a big girl

>>87299146
Be born with it.

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>>87299120
nice tits

>>87299182
where?

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>how do I achieve the 'short and stocky' aesthetic

>>87299319
Why the fuck doesn't she wear skirts and dresses, is she retarded?

she's a broad lass

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>>87299365
she does

those are her gym clothes

>fucked brooklyn beckham

LOL

not even pia mia would do that

>>87299449
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppp

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>>87299713
who?

why doesn't she just go a bra size up, not like she couldn't afford it

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>>87299822
she has

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Chloe Moretz falls in love with Paco.

Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Latino boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the Hispanic she called is not the same Hispanic she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DYEL.

>>87299153
4U

>>87299365
She is literally a professional attention whore

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>>87299884

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>>87299120
Based young Hollywood

>>87299884

Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

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>>87299884

>>87299884
>>>/a/

>>87299957
Yeah, Simpsons did it.

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>>87299884
>Chloe Moretz falls in love with Paco.

Girls should not have lats like that

Wtf is this bitch on?

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>>87299979

>>87300108
Radical feminism

She's taking roids because she wants to be le strong woman

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You now remember hourly prime chloe moretz threads, boy the mods hated them so much people had to make a chloe chan!

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>being this mean to a woman who has a bit less estrogen than the average
come on guys we're all human beings here, words hurt you know

>>87300633
Take me back...

>>87299449
THICC

>>87300633
xhe's always been shit don't kid yourself

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>>87299120
fucking chestlets

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>>87299120

She looks a lot better in these pictures

>>87300779

Is there a pic of her not sucking in her stomach?

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remember the good times

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>I'M IN CONTROL LOOK AT ME TURN DOWN THIS HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS
>I WILL NOT FUCK YOU, CHLOE HA HA HA

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>>87301384

>>87299146
Work out 7 times a week

>>87301418

Lets use a boob-stand with C cups for a A cup actress

lel

>>87301418
D-did she swallow the soap?

im lifting for winter, started my bulk and have begun stretching, gonna goin the gym soon

im 180cm and 65kgs, realistically how can I get a body like chloes? is it within my range? i want a back like hers that looks like an upside down triangle, i want them arms and traps with those ribs/abs. help me /fit/

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>>87301504
why would she even get a role that requires her to be in a bikini

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>>87301769
>thrusting her chest, attempting to generate bounce

>>87301769

I'd love to have a sweaty tumble with Chloe and has a play around with that DFC... but when even pretend she's rocking the double Cs that body double has?

>>87299120
>>87299979
she really has a thing for pedros eh?

>>87299120
>has body image issues
>goes to the gym a lot
>bulks up so much she looks like a man
>body image issues intensify
Talk about a vicious circle.

Psst, breast implants.__..

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she should have gotten them a long time ago already

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>>87301384
>>87301418
pleb

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>>87301972
she would look even worse with big tits

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>>87301972
true, she might have avoided the female bodybuilder with implants look if she did

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Literally hank Hill

>>87299120
she's got some sort of legit hormonal disorder

I feel sorry for her

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>>87302185
don't know what you're talking about

>>87301384
Wait, there was nudity in this?
i though it was another pg-13 remake

>>87302221
Turner's Syndrome, perhaps

>>87301409
I'm surprised she still has a career after she did that

>>87299925
I LIKE TO

>>87302356
Did what?

So is the mermaid film still being made or...?

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>>87301384
I member the good times

>>87302493
MOVIE MOVIE
I LIKE TO MOVIE MOVIE
I LIKE TO
MOVIE

>>87299120
That's not surprising at all. She has been working out literally 7 times a week for a few years now.

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>>87302607
she dropped out due to the bullying

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>>87299933

>>87302973
those are some trashy as hell tats

>>87301769

Thats sad.

>>87302821
fair enough. she would've had even more if she did the film

>>87300633
>queen of /b/

lol

>>87301769
Booblets, will they ever learn?

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>>87304512
She was also superpopular here alongside ASR, Ryan Newman, Bella, and a few others.

>>87299999
Checked

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>>87299120
please tell me this is shooped

>>87304856
see >>87301795

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>>87304972
mate she is built like a fucking tank

>>87302260

She reminds me of the penguin from Batman Returns.

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>>87301795
Chloe could bounce against me with her big cock.

>>87306345
that's pretty fucking hot

>>87301418
>rubbing the soap with the water on
what a dumbass

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>>87299869

>>87301384
>>87301418
>brown nipples

into the trash it goes

>>87300663
I recognize that bulge!

She has a part time gig as a piano mover I don't see what the big deal is

>>87308208
that's not "the" bulge idiot

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>>87308314
kek'd

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>>87306583

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>tfw hate myself for finding Chloe attractive

>>87299120

How can puberty fuck a woman up this much. Was she on estrogen blockers to keep her as a child actor longer?

>>87299146

workout upperbody two times a week, 1 hour each workout, 5 sets of lats, 5 sets of chest-shoulders, 4 sets of middleback, upperback

you can start with calisthenic exercises, 5x7 of pull ups (with progressions towards one hand pull up), 5x7 of handstand push ups (with progressions or a backpack with weights), 4x7 of one handed bodyweight rows

Once 7 reps are too easy you either make the exercise more difficult (pull ups -> archer pull ups -> towel assisted one hand pull ups -> one hand pull ups), or you use weight in a backpack to add more resistance, or you use both at the same time

handstand pushups, you can start by bodyweight pushups, then pike pushups, then handstand pushups, then weighted wall assisted handstand pushups (use a backpack and 2 chairs for longer rom)

>>87308792
yu people wouldnt even a chance with her, keep fapping to anime you fucking incel uggos

>>87299120
Sex tape leak when?

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>>87306583

>>87299933
>>87302973
Damn, knew it was too good to be true

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>>87306583

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>>87309152

Never, she's frigid as fuck.

>>87301384
>>87301418
make one of these but replace the body shots with some buff dudes body