You niggers ready to see Jared Leto play JESUS?

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>>87290292
*blocks your path*

>>87290292
gods gonna freak

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Not really, they'll probably give Jesus tattoos and make Mary Magdalene a girl power character.

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MEL NOOOOOOO

>>87290292
Why do people like Jared Leto?

>>87290683
I've heard that Jazz not only has nervous habits like rapidly doing deep breaths for no reason but is also on a bunch of anti-depression meds

>>87290683
jazz needs to get with this dick or get raped

>>87290292
Yeah, but he's not like the REAL Jesus, right?

>>87290921
>>87290683
Stop making me get banned for posting his tits

>>87290292
>n*****s
yikes!

ITT: times you were like Jesus
> I can't be arsed to write a full on story

so an autobiography?

>>87290292

Nah, he can't beat Willem Dafoe.

>>87290999
Trips confirm
He's going to reveal he's been the Messiah this whole time

>>87290855
What's wrong with Jared Leto?

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Jesus Christ? Really?

>>87291026
I want to hear why people like him.

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Joker can't beat Batman.

>>87291026
he's rich and famous and aesthetically stunning and has a big dick
it's very easy to dislike that

>>87290364
wtf why is a jew playing Jesus?

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>a gay commie atheist made the best adaptation of the bible


really makes you think

>>87291076
>prolific

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>>87291096
What does that have to do with acting?

>>87291124
umm sweetie jesus was a jew

>>87291124
Anon I...

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>>87290921
Depression meds plus estrogen may not be the best combination.

>>87290964
Sorry anon.

>>87291067
He has good taste in sea urchin ceviche.

HEAVENLY FATHER'S

GONNA

FREAK

>>87291534
I only heard about that scene

that is hilarious

anti-depression meds, psychotic habits, anxiety habits, 2" penis

LMAO

>>87291124
Did you mean to ask why a gentile is playing a Jew?

>>87291358
>>87291391
He wasn't because thats when the religions split paths. Jesus was the first christian jew because he completed the prophecy.

>>87291534

HOLY SHIT that quick shot of cross eyed granny freaked me the fuck out.

>>87290292
Will the Jews allow this, or is it going to be Jim Caviezel all over again?

>>87291610
He's Jewish, not a gentile

>>87290292
Walk On Water is a 30 Seconds to Mars song

>>87292171
Jared Leto isn't Jewish

>>87291096
t. Jared

>>87290292
MARY S GONNA FREAK

>>87291124
Jews aren't even a race, they're people who were spiritually adopted under the YHVH initiative. They were initiates of the Egyptian mysteries at first but the names of the Divinities changed and instead of harmony in 'Heaven' we were told there was war.

>>87291024
That would unironically make a lot of sense.

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>>87291534

>>87291534
even the granny is a freak

>>87291141
>gay commie atheist
mel gibson is none of those

>>87295151
so beautiful

>>87295151
fucking
JEWS

>>87291848
the jews will allow it as long as it bastardizes the image of jesus
>making him marry or have sex with mary magdalene
>making virgin mary have more children apart from jesus
>making jesus have children

>>87295164
let's see how you look at 47, asshole

>>87295715
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre isn't the best Jesus movie.

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>>87290292
No. Jesus should be larger than life.

>>87291124
Joaqin is JEW? WHY ARE ALL ACTORS FUCKING JEWS HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT

>>87295856
Because Jews know a bit about Judaism. The Greek fuckers who jacked Christianity knew abso-fucking-lutely nothing about Judaism. Especially the bit where G-d incarnating is completely fucking blasphemous as well as non-sensical.

>>87295963
That's not Jason Momoa. Jesus has to be brown now.

>>87296046
>a brown jew

>>87296025
what's your point you faggot kike?

>>87296337
Which word confused you?

>>87296353
what I didn't understand is whole aspect of your butthurt reply having no fucking connection to my post

>>87296025
>G-d
getting my oven heated up for you schlomo

>>87290292
ugh sweetie, Jesus was black. FACT!!!

>>87296400
Stupid fucking Christians, like you, think anything other than that moldy old Pauline horseshit is "bastardizing Jesus". An already bastardized idea to fucking start with. Ever wondered why Christians spent about a thousand years killing each other of bullshit like the Trinity?

Because it doesn't make any sense and totally undermines the idea that Chrstianity is somehow related to Judaism.

>>87296452
Himmler and Hitler couldn't pull it off. Your skinhead ass isn't much to worry about.

>>87296490
>>87296509
enjoy your minority islam tier goat fucking religion while christianity and all its branches make a real impact in culture and art in all its forms :)

>>87296598
Looks like y'all have most of the ass-fucking. You've also got an old Greek myth tarted up for a Roman audience pretending to be Judaism's successor. That's not a religion that fan fic.

>>87293090
Talking about joanique pheonix

>>87296702
a fanfic that's a hundred times more relevant than your middle of the desert religion? must be pretty hard to swallow for you

>>87296845
Don't have to. It's not true. It's funny that your inbred utterly mediocre kind spends most of their time say Jews secretly control everything, especially culture & money, and now turn right around and say Judaism is irrelevant.

It's hard to imagine anyone being that fucking stupid.

>>87291026
i just don't think he's a very good actor

GOD'S
GONNNA
FREAK

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ABSOLUTELY HERETICAL

>>87291534
The completely documented mental breakdown of Jazz as she more acutely realizes how completely fucked over she got thanks to her parents is fascinating. Her decline in the last few years has been drastic.

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>>87296165
how about a black jew?

>>87291096
Jared pls go

What are some related pranks Jared H. Christ would pull on his costars?

Stealing their personal belongings and donating them to the poor?

>>87297214
I never said jews control shit, it's false. you retard sure are projecting your insecurities on me, calling me and a huge percentage of the world that happens to be christian inbred when thats exactly what kikes are known for
expected no less from the butthurt jealous kike airhead nobody called to this thread

>>87290292
>jesus
>white

The whitewashing agenda is real

>>87291067
Because he commits to his roles, seems to have an actual passion for his work.

>>87291625
The Jew is transmitted maternally and Jesus was most definitely a Jew.
Your post exhibits the kind of mental contortions and gymnastics otherwise reserved for the kind of laughable Catholics lampooned by Joyce and others.

>another cash grab Jesus movie

Ben Hur, Last Temptation and Passion are the only ones that did it right. I used to be very religious and those movies still hit hard. Why can't Hollywood grasp such a simple story and give it the emotional gut punch that is the Gospel.

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>>87297241
>dallas buyers club
achieves Bale levels of detication and transformation for role.
>requiem for a drwam
>mr nobody

>>87290292
Only two people could play this role
Jared Leto and Jesus Christ
And I'm not sure about Jesus Christ

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>>87290292
>people genuinely hate Jared for being cocky and arrogant

Can you blame him? He's a literal God compared to some people, especially on Reddit and 4chan. He hasn't aged since American Psycho, he constantly stars in blockbusters, has a perfect face and gigantic cock.

It's hard to actually like him because he's that much better than all of us.

>>87290292

Another white dude playing Jesus?
2017 people

>>87291026
His acting is crap.

>>87296025
Haha this butthurt jew

>>87298600
Putting on makeup and acting like a bitch impresses you?

>>87290292
Look I love Leto as much as the next guy but why another Jesus film?

Do they just don't know other bible characters?

>>87298704
and he's the frontman for a pretty successful band. this guy is actually a god

>>87290292
>jesus
>white
um sweetie...

whats the best bible version anyway

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>jesus
>white
burgers are fucking retarded

>>87299406
KANG JAMES MUH NIGGA

they should make this faggot play the corduroy bear because thats what he looks like with his little cuck nose, a button.

>>87299485
>KANG JAMES
why is a book made in 1611 the better version of the bible?

>>87299194
No, but underging what Bale has done does, if you had read my fucking post. Not many hollywood actors will undergo shit like that
http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/suicide-squad/feature/a644821/6-dramatic-jared-leto-transformations-from-dallas-buyers-club-to-requiem-for-a-dream/

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>>87290364
>>87291124
>>87296821
>>87295992
>mfw it's true
I didn't know

>>87299534
its the closest to hebrew or w/e

>>87299534
Newer and better effects

>>87299680
thanks

Exactly how butthurt is this guy?

>>87295151
>>87291633
>>87291534
>those facial features
>the shit they are doing to this boy
if this isn`t proof that this whole family are demon spawns then i dont know what is

>>87290292
Well better than a nigger