The Virgin Sam / The Chad Tim

The virgin youtuber vs The Chad cable cartoon producer

>>87276454
this "rivalry" doesn't exist

Always knew Tim was alpha

>>87276454
Back when sam actually had a hairline

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Did he take his mom to prom?

>>87276454
the girl looks old enough to be tim's mother

>>87276454
always thought he was just pretending to be a cunt but he really does give off cuntish vibes even at that age

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6'5 of solid muscle

You just know Sam's the guy that smelled weird and would have been picked on if it wasn't for his size.

>>87276634
>80s\90s hair

>>87276454

no wonder he hates teachers they must have ripped the fuck out of him lmao

>>87276454
Tim is a pretty man.

>the virgin jew vs the chad aryan

OY VEY

>>87276789
Okay but does that make her have the face of a 40 year old?

Go to bed Tim

>>87276454
aww
sam a cute

>>87276649
which one?

>>87276454
That bitch is hideous.

I wonder which has health insurance and which fucked a tranny.

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where did you find that picture of young sam?

>>87277274
F-list meetup 2004

Do you faggots really truly prefer Tim "I'm With Her" Heidecker over Sam Hyde?

Fucking wew

>>87276704
HE'S A BIG GUY

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>>87276634
>>87276638
>>87276921
Hairstyles from 20-30 years ago make people think of their mothers, because their mothers are usually 20-30 years older than them.Tim's date is a qt.
The caption has clearly been added digitally though, not scanned from a printed yearbook, so I doubt Tim was actually homecoming king. Probably editor of the yearbook or star of the senior musical. Still miles ahead of Sam.

>>87276454
No wonder Sam guzzles tranny cum from the spigot.