>camera lingers on eye contact between protagonist and female character with no dialogue
>scene cuts to them in bed having sex
>he never has immediate cuts to sex in his life
I'm so sorry anon...
That doesn't happen with you? I usually go to Starbucks on a Friday night and pick up chicks like that.
>camera lingers on a permavirgin posting on a legally distinct knockoff of 4chan
>smash cut to him jerking off to loli
>>87271652
>Going to Starbucks at night
>>87272172
Epic.
>mom and her bf are having sex again
>mom's bf bangs on the wall and shouts for me to stop crying
>I can hear my mom orgasm
>I was born Canadian
>>87271500
>camera lingers on eye contact between protagonist and female character with no dialogue
>"I have to go"
>I ruined another thread
>>87272856
>they invite me in to watch
The little subtleties of romantic tension before the characters give in and do the deed is the best part. Comrades: almost a love story did it very well.
>couple start kissing passionately and undressing
>cut to them sitting in bed smoking cigarettes
>I walked in the room while my father was masturbating
>his dick is bigger
>>87274032
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>>87272856
Fucking kill yourself, I wanted a trpes thread not your unfunny Wojakposting
>>87274032
Well, his dick size was averaged with your mom's to make your dick.