who was in the wrong here?

>>87264349
Definitely the human. The cat just wanted to be left alone in her nest while the human rudely interrupted her

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>>87264637

>>87264349
Post the fucking source motherfcuker

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Problem humans?

>>87265370
nigger make me

>>87264349

The human violated the NAP

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>>87264349

>>87265370
https://youtu.be/HVC6RL3TyZI

>>87265589
how many fucking times does the cat need to say no? like seriously what the fuck is wrong with that motherfucker

>>87265589
Kitty was guilty for being a cute floofball

>>87265756

I hate cat owners like that

>>87265434
>>87265831
Beerus-sama...

if you need to take your cat down from the cabinet or whatever, fucking take it down from there. don't stop because the cat is telling you not to. it's a pet, it's not your boss.

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what are some essential cat kino?

>>87265589
all he had to do was scratch the cat's head and maybe do a cat whistle to get it down

I guess he's just pretending to be retarded

>>87265589
My cat does this shit too. Hes such a fucking asshole about it too.

My cat is a real ungrateful piece of shit times.

>>87265756
don't worry, there will be a cat psychologist here any minute to explain why you need to assert dominance over your cat

>>87265991
say that to the cats face motherfucker not online and see what happens

>>87265756
he was doing it for the views, mate

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who was in the wrong here?

>>87266052
A Streetcat Called Bob

>>87264349
>owning a cat or pitbull

People deserve every brain parasite and missing child

>>87266314

CHEEKY DOGGER

>>87266314

The person on the left for being a poor dresser

>>87265589
What a bad cat. He should get a water bottle and spray him in the face with it. Ingrate.

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umm op caturday was yesterday

>>87266052
N-NANI?

>>87265589
>>87264349

how would Cesar have handled this situation?

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rate my cat

>>87265589
cats are pretty tough, they really punch above their weight.

>>87265756
the real problem here is the owner. if you treat a cat with confidence, it will do what you want it to. they're opportunistic creatures and if they think they have the lower hand they will submit to you. if this guy had just gone in confidently and picked up the fucking cat, none of this would've happened and there wouldn't have been a youtube video. he's a pussy nu-male tho, so what do you expect?

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who was in the wrong here?

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>>87264349
Who was in the wrong here?

>>87266052
posting the most essential catkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFKV_70EIw0

>>87266514
she actually went blind

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>>87266517
tfw no catbro to enjoy life with

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>>87266514
>own a cat
>leather furniture

>>87265589
What a limp-wristed faggot.

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Jesus is the bread

>>87266654
This. He should've smacked the cuck race mixing cat out of his house MAGA 2020

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>it's a cat thread

>>87266314
My moms Chihuahua does this.

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>>87266778

>>87266484
You need to get it a cybernetic eye already, I got one for my cat and if I click my fingers it turns into a flashlight.

>>87266585
no

>>87266514
>not shoving the cat to the floor right after

>>87266510
i'm not sure what i'm seeing

>>87266514
shit like this finally, finally convinced me to hate cats

>>87266164
Cats are territory animals. If you want to make a cat move just make the place insecure for him by making big noise near him.

>>87266484
2/10

>>87266585
Proof?
>>87266937
Seriously? Have you ever owned a cat?

>>87266748
fucking stupid but lmao

>>87266937
Maybe you shouldn't put your face near something with claws, idiot

>>87266928
Love.

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cats>dogs

>>87266484
I'm feeling a decent to strong 6.

>>87266937
The girl was very clearly in the wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpu2aM2s56U
>tfw your cat will never save you from the horrors of water

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who was in the wrong here?

Lets ask the ultimate question: Is it wrong to de-claw an indoor cat?

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>>87267007
That can't be true when border collies exist.

>>87265589

how many people don't realize that the cat's not even being aggressive. do you see any hissing? do you see any claws? the cat just doesn't want to be picked up.

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>tfw hold snack above cats head and he's too old and weak to jump for it
he's 19 but I was hoping for another 1-2 years

>>87267101
Absolutely not.

>>87267101
there is no indoor or outdoor cat. there is only cat. it is cruel to take away their catgod-given claws.

>>87266514
What did the cat do? Can't see clearly.

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>>87267007
This

>>87265589
>Those kitty noises
sickeningly adorable

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>>87265945

>>87266514
that escalated quickly

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*blocks your bed*

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let's keep this /tv/ related

>>87267174
But anon we cut their balls off

>>87267181
no idea, coincidence the loading wheel popped up right at the moment?

>>87265589
This kitty is an absolute pussy (heh) compared to my cat. Sometimes when I need to move her from where she wants to be, I have to wrap my hands in fucking protective clothing to keep safe from her onslaught.

>>87265589
Just smack the wall once real quick and it will jump out. My cats are going nuts from listening to that video.

>>87267222
Jesus what's wrong with it's eyes?

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>>87267222
>when the catnip is too strong

>>87267101
if your cat can't have claws then you aren't treating it well enoguh

>>87267270
>not just letting it scratch and bite you
Sounds like someone else is the pussy here

>>87265589
>not just snatching the little bastard up
what a pussy

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>>87267222
>>87267287

>>87267101

is it wrong to cut off the tips of your fingers? de-clawing should be illegal.

>>87266510
HOT SENSUAL PUSSY ON PUSSY ACTION

>>87267282
google Matilda the Alien Cat

blind iirc

>>87267237
and frankly that's beyond sickening.

>>87267181
The scratch was under the eye. There's a pic from the next day and it doesn't look bad.

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>cat is both an indoor and outdoor cat
>knows to stay well away from cars on the street
>hunts rabbits and mice
>loves belly rubs
>likes to jump on tables and rub his head against your head
>whenever I go into the backyard and he's there he'll meow loudly and run at me to greet me
>he often greets me on the lawn when I get home from work and we sit together outside

I feel like I have a superior cat to most people who have boring shitty cats that are antisocial and dumb

>>87267357
good meme

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>>87267222

>>87266514
>cat is obviously mad af already evidenced by the furious tail swing
>shove your face into it
Any more proof some women just look for it?

>>87266514
based cat

>>87266052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_8ll-Btnus this

>>87265589
cute
the cat is not being aggressive is just being a lazy bastard, dog owner would have beaten the poor thing

>>87267065
No way.

>>87266916
>>87266937
maybe you should learn a cats body language, it was clearly in a playful/hunting mood, and just notice the wagging tail and ears pulled back, a clear sign it doesnt want to be touched like that.

>>87267065
>fucking come at me bro I'm fucking jacked I'll fuck you up


>cunt

>>87267065
what did he mean by this?

cat owners are all faggots.

cats carry toxoplasmosis gondi which makes people crazy. look that shit up.

>>87267419
>whenever I go into the backyard and he's there he'll meow loudly and run at me to greet me
My cat did that too, and as soon as he reached my feet he would lay down on his back and wait for belly rubs. Same procedure every morning. Good times.

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who was in the wrong here?

>>87267419

Holy shit are you me?

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who was in the wrong here?

>>87267246
It's a hit marker from cod shopped in you newfag, not a loading wheel

>>87267455
>mad af
Looks overstimulated to me. I have a cat that can't decide if he wants you to pet him or if he wants to bite you when he looks like the cat in the video.

>>87267419
I'm unironically jelly rn

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>>87267189

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>it's a your cat brings you a dead bird episode

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>>87267548
oh no

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>cat thread

>>87267419
>introducing an invasive species to your ecosystem
i hope your cat gets run over

my last cat would fall asleep on me purring and make it really hard to wake him up when I wanted to leave

>>87267419
Sometimes I would come home from a night of drinking and would have a snack before bed. My cat would get up, go to his bowl and keep me company, both eating. Afterwards take turns going to be bathroom and both go to bed. I love the little fucker.

>>87267584
Cats always swing their tail like that when they're mad. Any cat owner with minimal observational abilities knows this. She was looking for it.

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>>87267548
>>87267625

oh yes

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>sunday night
>vidya
>unseasonably cold
>rainy
>have cat sitting on my desk watching as i play
>wrapped up in blanket
>posting in a cat thread
Maximum comfy tonight

>>87267538
only if you fucking eat food that's been touched by a cat's mouth, who does that anyway?

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who was in the wrong here?

>>87266052
GOOD CAT, YOU DID IT!

>>87265589
Why are Americats so fucking fat?

Like can these things still climb a tree or some shit?

>>87266314
>claymore running attack.webm

>>87267646
Or worse, stolen

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>dog is getting old
>cat is getting old
Make it stop

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>very old cat walks off to die alone like they always do
>don't see him for days
>"he's probably lying somewhere in the thick bushes at the riverside, we might never find his body"
>neighbors find him days later on their lawn
>he must have had a change of heart and on his way back to us when he collapsed
shit sux lads

Reminder that if you own a cat, you have a brain parasite that makes you crazy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis

>>87266484
cute kot

>>87267622
>family cat from years ago use to kill birds constantly
>one summer there was a nest on the top of an electric poll with a decent amount of newly hatched baby birds
>everyone morning we'd find a single dead baby bird under our trampoline
>he kept doing this till he killed every single baby bird
That was some serious Dexter shit right there.

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>>87267693
>not letting your cat cleaning the dishes with its tongue every day

it's better than dish soap and you save a lot water

>>87267419
>its just a dog

>>87267693
Plus your immune system naturally removes that shit after a while. To go crazy you need to be retarded and constantly get infected.

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Who was in wrong here?

>>87267674
From the cats point of view there is probably not much difference between over stimulated and mad af. She could have been playing with that cat right before it went at her. Mine gets all excited when people come over. The cat goes over to them and starts rubbing on him, then his tail starts going to the same way and he gets all buggy.

>>87267776
Anti-cat propaganda paid for by dogs

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>>87267640

>>87266514
the cat awakened her sharingan

Who was in the wrong here?
https://youtu.be/7VSR4_tAYvw

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>>87266484
Impressive. Very nice.

Here's mine

>>87265589
Bwahahaha
I have a cat that does this
She talks all the time about everything and will let you know when you do something that annoys her.

Thats just a talkative cat, the guy was egging her on.
You just go in and grab the cat, and itll just protest loudly but not do anything

>>87267548
CALICOED

>>87266908
>>87266971
she did just look at her eye

it's fucked

>>87267756

Because they're overfed because food is so cheap.

We used to have to walk our cat when it got overweight. They're programmed to eat at certain times but they dont have a natural stopping point so they try to eat everything in front of them right away. causes them to gain weight.

So owner ignorance coupled with cats eating till they barf, then they eat some more

>>87267873
god damn I hate that so much

>>87267705
Dogs are too good for us

>>87266052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvJ2BDkcLjE

>>87267622
>not happily eating it in front of them to show gratitude
fucking prick

>>87267609
This is why we need communism.

>>87267776
kek, most people get that eating uncooked vegetables, not by cats unless you eat their feces.

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>it's a your cat drowns in the neighbors' pool because fuckheads forgot to empty (or at least cover) it episode

>>87267824
How about just take the minimal precaution of not shoving your face into the cat when it swings his tail?
Or perhaps not shoving your face into it at all, since they're dirty fucking animals.

>>87267693
oh fuck, i ate some donuts my cat got into
am i infected now

>>87267705
BLAME IT ON MY ADD BABY

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>>87266835

>>87266937

you don't stick your face in a cat's face. that's how you get clawed.

>>87267622
My cat killed so many that all the birds in the neighborhood apparently teamed up against her.

I was legit walking into Hitchcock's Birds situations where my cat was chilling outside and like twenty birbs were creeping on the rooftops, occasionally shouting at my cat. She couldn't give a fuck though.

>>87265589
god theyre adorable, terrible pets tho

>>87267419
I don't mind cats like that. This white trash family a mile down the road has a countless horde of mange ridden nigger cats that destroy shit wherever they go. We call Animal Services on them once every three or so months and they fill two vans of the fuckers as the toothless saggy tit matriarch hollers like Child Protection is taking her kids. Then Child Protection comes and takes her kids.

Even still they've become an invasive pest. They killed at least three of my grandpa's birds and scratched out one of our pig's eyes and the family had the nerve to be mad at us when my pig ripped it to fucking pieces and I brought back what was left in a shoe box. If dead cats were piles of shit an Indian would feel at home on my street. The stupid fuckers must dare each other to see who can miss the most tires and the record appears to be one.

The only upside is watching the geese go to war with them and win every engagement. And I fucking hate geese.

>>87268062
That's a very feminine looking cat

>>87267674
It means they want to play you fucking autist.

Hi /tv/ I dislike fun and would love for my house and myself to constantly smell like animal piss. Can you recommend me a good cat breed to get?

>>87268062
"hey where in japan are you from???"

>>87266314
That's some doggo spec ops tier shit if I ever saw it

>>87267873
My cat only chews on plastic because he knows it makes me mad
He will do it to get attention when he wants more food

>>87268169
short hair

>>87267237
most men would probably be happier without balls and sexual drive t b h

>>87265589
Jesus christ I fucking love cats.

>>87265434
Fuck me, I remember that thread. Its still the best thread I've seen in months

>>87267998
sorry friend but you had a dumbass cat

Is there anything creepier than a single man with a cat?

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UNA VELA

>>87267998
>your cat wanders onto other people's property and dies
>blame the neighbors
kay

>>87267937
Superficial cut. Her eye is fine.

>>87268278
yes

>>87267693
cat ladies

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>>87268224
Now that I think about it, you might just be right

>>87267692
Comfy. <3

>>87268278
a single man with pet rats, gerbils or other rodents

>>87268224
>t. woman

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>>87268224

>>87268278
a single man with reptiles and a sword collection

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>>87267692
this

>>87268071
DOG NIGGAS

>>87268153
It means they're excited and alert. Aka they always do that when mad. Do yourself a favor and just don't shove your face into a cat when it does that.

>>87268411
But what if cat does a fall?

>>87266482

Cesar would have slapped the SHIT out of that cat

>>87268278
pamperchu

>>87268278
Wait is this true? My ex left me with a cat, am i fucked?

>>87266514
>that little Call of Duty critical hit marker
lol

>>87268450
Then cat does a survive
Cat has a fall damage resistance

>>87268401
kek
My friend/drug dealer from school whose dad was also a drug dealer had a huge sword collection and had a big iguana.

We only hung out there because it was a nice easy place to get high without fear of getting caught. They both were kind of weirdos who loved wrestling.

>>87268278
>not letting your cat sit on the bed while you fuck bitches

>>87268443
Excited / alert = / = mad
Dumb ass.

>>87265589
dog niggers BTFO

>>87268486
No. Women love cats

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who was in the wrong here?

>>87268450
Cants can survive terminal velocity falls.
It fucks em up, but many actually survive

>>87268278
jesus christ

>>87267933
cats cant talk, you are hearing voices friendo

>>87268486
better off with the cat

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>>87266052
>what are some essential cat kino?
This webm for one.

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>>87268189
My cat's just a complete fucking dumbass but I love her. Her favorite past time is collecting socks and underwear I've left around and putting them in a huge pile in the hallway

>>87267952
What's the big idea, guy? You got a problem with my pussy?

>>87268544
that cat just dont give a shit

>>87268278
a single man with Sonic merchandise

>>87268590
That's some quality parenting right there.

>>87268590
That cat ain't having it.

>>87268520
Be in denial all you want. You'll remember this when you get you face fucked up like >>87266514

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>>87267622
>it's a your cat brings you a dead bird but doesn show just drops it under your bed so you can find it after a week of wondering what that smell is

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>>87266052
This is a great "turn your brain off" movie, its actually kind of fun to watch

>>87268278

a single man who posts on 4chan all day.

>>87268590
based catbro

>>87268637
the plastic licking
>>87268544
>Look at me, Hector

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Rate my upper-class feline.

>so conceited she sometimes doesn't even acknowledge my existence.

>>87268298
no shes fucked

>>87266514
This actually just cut her eyelid

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Time to post my Cat reaction images

>>87268590
badass

>>87268766
That's a good looking cat. I've always loved black cats.

GAS ALL CATS

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>>87268822
ikr

>>87268590
subscribed :^)

FUCK CATS AND FUCK DRUMPF

>>87268730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppVJQn-Adlo

>>87268544
> do you feel in charge?

>>87267065
WELL WHAT IS IT

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>he doesnt have a cat

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>>87264349

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>>87268899

>>87268894
>white pussy spreads its legs for brown cocks

absolute kino

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>>87268822

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>>87268890
>>87268832

>>87269038
Something's not right here.

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>>87267934
underrated post

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>>87267776
This, enjoy your toxoplasmosis cysts in your brain.
>>87267997
Most people in the world are infected. Cats should be exterminated

>>87268894
CLUCKED.COM

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>>87269043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek41SHdth48

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>>87269083
Was the fish-simile smell.

>>87269012
Those are all hens, meming imbecile

>>87266052
https://youtu.be/WANZBs8Za0Q

Who knew cats can be racist too?

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>>87264349

>>87269121
Most people are infected because rats idiot, killing all cats would be worse.

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>Cat attacks someone and leaves her blind
>"IT WAS HER FAULT."
>"SHOULD'VE NOTICED HOW HE WAS SWAYING HIS TAIL AT A 39º ANGLE TO THE RIGHT"
>"SHE WAS IN THE CAT'S TERRITORY, NO WONDER SHE'S NOW BLIND"
Why are catcucks so fucking pathetic? You will never see a dog pull this shit, they're called men's best friend for a reason while cats are just a pest.

>>87269316
This.

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>this thread

>>87269316
At least shitty dogs get killed. Shitty cats are the dindus of the animal kingdom.

>>87266314
/?he's fast!!

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>>87269316
But cats dont maul children to death, unprovoked

>>87269316
>You will never see a dog pull this shit
cats don't maul people, and dog lovers make the same shitty excuses.

>>87269316
Plenty of dogs have eaten people's faces, get fucked.

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>>87267125
fuck me anon...

>>87266585
She didn't, it healed but hurt like a bitch.

Whoa whoa it's not even caturday yet

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>>87269316
>man's best friend
such a great friend it leaves their bodies still and lifeless

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Seen some shit.

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who has a fat cat?

>>87269561
>kills thousands more Indians than tigers

catfags BTFO

>>87269553
I haven't slept yet so it's still Saturday in my brain. A comfy cat thread is what I need before I crash and time travel into Monday.

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>>87269399
that lion is fucking huge

>>87268715
My cat did that with a cicada. But he put it on my back while I was sleeping and it wasn't dead.

i own few cats, i love them, they live outdoors, but man - they're the most manipulative asshole that exist.

>>87269316
there's several nigger breeds that love to murder babies and old people

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>>87268469
Is he still alive?

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>>87265589
What a faggot numale.

You just quickly grab them by the skin above their neck and it instantly makes them docile. It's the way their mothers carry them.

Alternatively, you grab the clothes below and make him lose his stability so he falls.

What you DON'T DO is attempt to grab a hostile cats by the sides a dozen times while showing insecurity and fear so that he can scratch your hands everytime they are in reach.

Fucking loser can't even handle a cat.
I hope he never has children. Even Kim Kardashit can handle a cat better than this faggot.

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>trusting a dog alone with your family while you're at work

>>87269752
>he

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>>87269696
Just don't give a fuck. Cats come and go, pic. related, picked her up from the street the other day, and I sincerely don't expect her to survive much if she doesn't learn to hunt soon. Bitchy lazy cats have no place.

>>87268035
that guy is understating how easy it is to get infected. breathing in the aroma of cat feces can get you infected after a while, and all it really does to humans is make you adore cats. a theory out there is that egytian royalty were very infected.

>>87267419
>outdoor cat
If I knew you in real life I'd put a bullet in your head

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>>87268278

yes

>>87267548
nekorare

>>87269752

few years ago looking up something to fix thinkpad

click youtube link

Its this guy

>>87269868
JULAAAAAYYYYY

>>87269800
First off, your cat has to be infected (most indoor cats arent).
Then the parasite has to be active, because its not always active. It has to lay eggs in the shit, you have to physically eat the shit when the eggs are there. And then your immune system has to be weak enough to not kill it.

Its pretty hard to actually get it unless you are old with a bunch of feral cats.

>>87269765
YOU JUST KNOW

>>87269800
I for one, welcome are feline overlords.

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>>87268278
I have 2 cats and a dog and I paint memes.

>>87269765
watcha looking at gookboi?

>>87269019

>that big black cat outside

"YOU......TONIGHT"

>>87269764
>What a faggot numale.
Starting the post off strong

>You just quickly grab them by the skin above their neck and it instantly makes them docile. It's the way their mothers carry them.
Practically every human alive knows this

>Alternatively, you grab the clothes below and make him lose his stability so he falls.
Okay

>What you DON'T DO is attempt to grab a hostile cats by the sides a dozen times while showing insecurity and fear so that he can scratch your hands everytime they are in reach.
That isn't a hostile cat, you dumbass. He's not hissing, not bearing his teeth, not extending his claws, not flicking his tail, not raising the hair on his back. He's simply being pissy and lightly tapping his hand. You don't know as much about cats as you seem to think you do

This is what happens when you take Animal Planet as gospel

>>87269868
Jesus christ Chris, how far have you fallen?

>>87269752
he has cancer I think. Hope that reatrd dies soon

>>87269952
nice

>>87267873
that scarf is cute

>>87269993
Googling his name, Last time he posted on reddit 1 year ago. maybe he did die.

>>87270053
>>87269993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk5MspYBrVY

Healthy as ever

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>>87265589

>>87269993
That's not nice.

>>87269561

>most are in India from stray dogs

That's their fault for not controlling dog numbers but what can you expect from people who can't even figure out how to shit in a toilet?

>>87268486
I think it's less creepy if you have the explanation. My ex and I had two cats which were both technically hers but the one was so clearly bonded to me that she thought it would fuck him up if she took him.

>>87270050
how come even kittens understand that you shouldnt pee everywhere but even adult dogs dont?

>>87268895
>spacy didnt even show up to the premier

fucking lel

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THIS is my cat! Say something nice about her!

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>>87269909
>thinkpad

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>>87270117
*blocks your path*

>>87270109
thats not pamperchu

>>87265756
the cat doesn't get to say no. i give you free food and a place to stay you move when i want you to get off my shit.

>>87269986
>MUH ANIMAL PLANET
I don't watch that drivel.
I had cats all my childhood, at some point we even had 8 (5 pedigree kittens bred for sale plus the 3 adults we had at the time).
That's how I know how to handle them.

Yout either make the cat come down the closet so that he doesn't ruin your clothes or you leave him alone if you don't give a fuck.

What you don't do is repeatedly putting your arms within reach until he inevitably scratches you.

Lay the law or leave him the fuck alone.

>>87270205
Yes it is, look at his other videos

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>>87268590
>mom running away leaving the kid

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>>87266484
Pirate cato.
Here's mine

>>87267065
>typical pets in australia

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>>87269622
me

>>87269316
Cat "owners" have been cucked into being their cat's pet.

>>87267189
>Chat Aznable

God bless Japan

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>>87269952
I like you, here's a meme.

>>87267065
Ant eaters confirmed chad

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>>87270365

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>>87270153
You were saying?

>>87270283
then why does he look completely different from his other pictures such as>>87269752

>>87270442
he's holding the camera you dingbat

>>87270404
why cant dogs be trained to use litter boxes

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>>87270372
ill take it

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>dog owners

>>87270484
You can, but why would you want to when it's easier to train them to go out?

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>>87270549
That's some nightmare fuel.

>>87270629
I dont get it, it cant be THAT hard to get more realistic fur suits right?
Not only are these people attracted to animals, but catroonish animals?

>>87270629
I M A G I N E THE SMELL

>>87270629
BURN IT WITH FIRE.

>>87270603
cleaning out a box is easier that cleaning your whole yard + most people dont put pennies in their water dishes so the urine doesnt ruin grass

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>>87270549

>>87267873
I had a cat growing up that used to love licking plastic