>No Game of Thrones on Sunday

FINE DAY SUNDAY
IMO, BEST DAY OF THE WEEK
WHY IS THAT /tv/?

Is it true that we have to wait like 1½ years for GoT to finish? Didn't the two fags who make the show say they wanted to finish it? Why do they postpone?

>>87263066
Because theres no Game of Thrones on Sunday

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another dull day in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87262990
boo hoo
Cry some more faggot
then kys, for all our sakes

Instead of any bullshit watercooler bait we get 2 hours of Lynchkino with some Frosted flicks thrown in.

>>87263066
No memes on Sunday

>>87264268
>our

>>87262990
im just sitting here waiting for next season of west world

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>>87262990
>>87263343

>>87263343
>enjoying Atlas Shrugged and calling other fictions dull

If I wanted to read an essay, I'd look up a criticism of a better book. Hell, they could have at least put up The Fountainhead instead.

Also, there's only two truly great books in their "God-Tier" section.

>>87262990
There's still Rick and Morty.
Not that that's a bad thing.

>>87263343
>Atlas Shrugged
>God-Tier
Opinion disregarded.

>>87265512
>>87265640
>literal autism

>>87265586
Not today

>>87262990
No Rick and Morty either :(

>>87262990

Rewatch it then
1 a week every sunday should bring you right up to S8

>>87262990
>no Game of Thrones
>no Ray Donovan
>accidentally marathoned the whole season 3 of Narcos already

I HAVE NOTHING TO WATCH WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW

>>87262990
>british social services remove the custody of parents for various petty reasons
>they do nothing to save Harry
>even the wizard community doesn't have an equivalent of muggle social services
>the director of a school is perfectly aware of the situation
>he keeps it that way just hoping that the kid won't turn into the next muggle-hating dark lord after years of abuse
>even though he saw the damages of resentment between wizards and muggles with Voldemort and with himself and his own family

How is this allowed?

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>>87262990
What did he mean by this?

>>87266461
Because when Dumbledore dropped Harry on the doorstep, he also put a magic protection on the house which meant that Voldemort wouldn't be able to touch Harry there until he turned 17.

>>87266356
so don't wake up, faggot.

>>87263343
somehow I completely forgot that was even from Harry Potter

>>87266564
>It's an american on a business trip in Japan who spend the night with a prostitute.
>While he fucks her she keeps repeating a phrase so he thinks it means "Very good"
>The next day he's on the golf course with the japanese client and the client hit the hole
>So to contratulate the client he repeats the phrase which he thinks means "Very good" in japanese
>Then the client says: "what do you mean by 'the wrong hole' ?"

>>87263203

They saw what a colossal fuckup season 7 was even among normies and are hoping GRRM will at least give them an outline.

>>87266774
I'm sure Dumbledore did cast protections. But Harry being protected at Privet Drive was because Petunia shared Lily's blood.

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>>87267894
>But Harry being protected at Privet Drive was because Petunia shared Lily's blood
correct
>>87262990
>the fix is in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98

>>87263288
>>87264553
Right you are, anon!

NOT ONE SINGLE BLOODY DANYPOST!

>>87262990
No Rick and Morty either
This is the first week off /tv/ has had in months
There isn't even a capeshit film dominating the box office

>yfw the catalog is still complete dogshit

>>87266774
Why stop at 17?
Why not put magical protection on Harry that would keep him safe indefinitely?

>>87266461

The Dursley family were Muslim so they could just do whatever.

>>87269039
If that was true then imagine their reaction to Dudley growing a pig tail.

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>>87269039

>>87266461
>>87267894
What if Harry just spontaneously decided to brutally murder the Dursleys with a Kitchen knife.

What wacky hijinks would Dumbledore get up to covering it all up?

Where would Harry have to live?

Would Harry ever be able to truly satiate the blood thirst that comes as a result?

>>87268981
>Why not put magical protection on Harry that would keep him safe indefinitely?
lol what? im pretty sure no wizard would be able to do that lmao. you're talking about a perma-invincibility spell which I dont think exists in the wizarding world and if it did it would take a pretty much god-tier wizard to successfully cast it, more powerful than dumbledore and voldemort.

>>87269400
So they can cast an invincibility spell on the house until he turns 17, but any more than that is impossible?

>>87269368
Had Harry been powerful enough from a young age, he would have hurt the Dursleys. And with the screwed up vision of right and wrong they taught him he would have enjoyed it enough to become a little uncurable sociopath, just like Tom.

>>87269039

Hahah fr*cking epic comment! Gonna cap this and upload it to the r/the_Donald

>>87269528
I don't know about that, but I'm pretty fucking sure you can't cast an invincibility spell whose effects don't ever wear off. That just breaks the universe

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>>87269619
Dude it actually was funny you paki nigger

>>87263066
comfy fat british dad watching tv on his 90s television box feelings

>>87269619
You're visibly an american who can't get a british joke on the absurd situation in Britain.

>>87269619
whats goin on big guy...?

>>87262990

Sensible chuckle.

>>87269610
>That chapter where Dumbledore berated Harry over murdering yet another Slytherin student who insulted his parents, and how he would have to spend the entirety of the next week going around Britain convincing people the Malfoy's never had a son

>>87269528
I think that 17 years was about as much as Dumbledore could successfully cast or as much as he was willing to cast. He knew that Harry had to face Voldemort and the baddies sometime and by the time he got to be 17 he'd have learned a lot about magic and stuff

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Not one mention of twin peaks, fucking plebs the lot of you. stupid ass niggers shitting up this board

>>87264426

This.