Lawrence

>>87261995
That's called tearing the pussy up. I like doing that. Do you like watching it?

>hey Lawrence when you go to work upset, does any say "looks like you got a case of the Mondays?"

>naw, i believe youd get your ass kicked saying some like that

>>87261995
>Ay Peterman

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>>87261995
literally anyone who has ever had two chicks at the same time

>>87262431
I've had two chicks at the same time, i still think Lawrence is more based than me

I gotta wake my ass up at 6am every morning this week--drive up to Las Colinas--yeah I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds.

>>87262806
sure but ura nobody. he said IN FILM. pleb.

>>87261995
He truly is a paragon of manliness. Simple joys, simple pleasures, simple goals in life, and he's genuinely the most content motherfucker in the entire movie.

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they all hated their office jobs so much but i would give anything to have a job like that. i'm just too autistic and really, really fucking hate dressing up in the slightest

>>87264077
I was in a little Caesars commercial once, does that count?

>Don't worry man, I won't say nothing either!

BASED

>>87264272
>WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!

>Hey Peter man, check out channel 9

Hey Peter, watch your cornhole, man.

>Hey Lawrence you wanna come over

>NO THANKS. I don't want you fucking up my life too.

I dunno why but to me this movie seems comfy and depressing at the same time man

>>87264204
Post it

>>87266729
My dad has the vhs and it only played once during the Superbowl like 20 something years ago, doubt you could find it online

I swear I'm not lying

Why the mustache and mullet?

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>Not having a painting of Lawrence in your living room

>You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man"

>>87264472
i dont know sometimes i get the feeling she's cheaitng on me

>>87268785
fuckin a

i like to think i lived my life like a combo of peter and lawrence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKYivs6ZLZk

>>87270566
wow that's messed up

>>87261995
Anytime this guy plays some tough masculine fellow, it puts me right out of the scene. His voice is too high and nasally. I can never look at this Lawrence character as anything more than a guy doing an impression.

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>>87263972

HAHA ALL TIME CLASSIC QUOTES MAN FUCKING BRILLIANT AND SO LAYERED BUT SO SIMPLE

HAHA MEANINGLESS DRIVEL IS ICONIC

>>87271202
What are you babbling about?

>>87270566
thats literally how i quit my last job. it went fantastically

>>87268785
Nah man, I do think you'd get your ass kicked doing something like that.

>>87268680
Why not?

>>87261995
He seemed like a pretty solid dude. I wish he was my neighbor.

>>87261995
No. Fuck no.

>>87271202
Who hurt you, anon?

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Before he got blacked

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>>87278330

>>87267642
Neat

>>87262337
>>87264272
>>87264472
>>87266107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih-uKlHuC6s

>>87271202
Thank you for not posting the edited one with like five Steven Universe characters in it.

>>87268785
>That's a really good idea