Which one were you in high school /tv/?

neither

none of these people

i guess the nerd would be closest but i had average grades and never studied

>>87260010
the nerd

>tfw the only one who ends up with no gf
;_;

i never wathed this movie but probably the nerdy looking one on the right

>>87260010
Which one was the chad?

>>87260304

2nd from the left

If I had to pick it would be the guy on the far left

halfway between the kid from a broken home and the weird girl

>>87260010

Outcast/loner

Literally everyone on 4chan is the nerd


That's what we're here.

>>87260457
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>Getting a manlet to play the jock

What did they mean by this?

Me in the middle.

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I was the one in the middle, though I tried not to be a dick to people on purpose.
My own group of friends was this really wierd mix of everyone there.
>the lesbian who was really super smart but hated everyone outside our table.
>That one wierd tall guy who always wore trucker hats, john deer jackets and smelled like weed
>the quiet anime kid who ran like naruto through the halls
>the AB honor roll/valedictorian guy who couldn't stop farting and making racist jokes
I've lost contact with all of them throughout the years, but i'll never forget them.
Fucking wierdos.

Some combination of Allison and Bender.

>>87260010
1st and and 5th

>>87260010
none of those
I was the fat weird friendless kid with social anxiety and depression who would would stay at home crying begging my mom to let me miss school as I was scared shitless of being in a place where I trusted nobody and where I felt judged by everyone

>>87260835
that's literally the outcast you retard

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>tfw you were a social chameleon who constantly changed your mannerisms and personality to fit in with those around you so you could blend in and not be noticed
>you fit in at pretty much any lunch table, any clique of kids, any group because you were basically faceless and had no personality of your own
>you were friends with everyone and no one
>people smiled at you and knew your name, but that was about it, they avoided talking to you because they figured you were a friend of a friend or something, so you slipped into any social situation with ease even though you didn't know a single person there

This is still me as an adult. I feel like something is wrong with me at times, but i'm too afraid to get checked out.

>>87261005
no you faggot I wouldn't even have been there if I had to

>>87261211
literally the outcast. you're not a special snowflake retard

>>87260010
Both Brian and Allison, only not a virgin and like dick.

The nerd, then the outcast.

>>87261188
Me too anon

>>87261188
you're basically clay from 13 reasons why , just the well - liked guy that kinda got along with everyone, but didn't have his own clique.

that is if you're not a delusional autistic that everyone actually hated

>>87260010
The girl teehee.

>>87260526
Bender would be on /pol/ right now

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I watched Rick and Morty and thought I was too cool for school and slept in every class. Not fun to think about.

>>87260526
Guess how I know you're from Reddit.

>>87261798

fuck off underage faggot

>>87260010
The one who didn't go to detention like an idiot. Just skip it, take the suspension, and you get a day off to chill at home.

>>87260010
Literally none of them.

>>87260010
a mix of bender and sheedy

bender mostly

>>87260010
4Chan is composed of 8 Brians and 2 Benders.

These are irrefutable facts.

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>>87262795
the other looming problem is that there is no FATASS in breakfast club.

There is a alarming number of FAT FUCKS on this website, which would mean most of them are more so like this.

>>87260010
I was a bizzare blend of the nerd and the burnout.

I had a thing for the little miss perfect that blinded me to the fact that the weird girl wanted to jump my bones.

nerd, except retarded

none, high school doesn't work like that anymore

>>87262873
more like a different movie starring that guy

the fat nerd, but not the cool nerds these days that watch marvel movies and shares netflix accounts, the weird one who played magic the gathering and joined the anime club

>>87263004
where did it all go so wrong?

>>87260209
I was John Bender and I fucked the Ally Sheedy's

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Why did 80s movies want to ruin perfectly good waifus with "makeovers" ? Ally Sheedy in this and Neve Campbell in The Craft were tragedies

>>87262976
MY EYES

>>87263178
HAVE SEEN

>>87260010
none, I never got detention.
When the school day ended, I went home, ate and played video games.

>>87262083
Rick Morty came out in 2013 retard

>>87260010

>that day the two friends I did have didnt come to school because they were sick and the other went on a vacation trip and all the stacey cheerleaders felt bad for me and sat with me

>that day the "bender" of our school beat the shit out of some bully because he caught him slapping around some freshmen nerd for fun

>that day the king nigger (it was a private school with a total of like 15 black kids total) was bullying some nerd and then he broke his nose but he was too ashamed to admit he got BTFO by a nerd and told the teachers he just fell down the stairs

>>87263385

>still thinking this somehow doesnt make you an underage faggot

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>>87263512
That was 4 years ago, Im 21 now grandpa

>>87262795
4chan = Bender
Reddit = Brian
Tumblr = Ally Sheedy
Instagram = the other girl

>>87264273
accurate

Did you not get the movie fucko?

>>87264273
>>87264638
If you sad sacks of shit actually think you're the burnout kid you're delusional.


The breakfast club represents the top specimens of their respective cliques, not the bottom-feeders.

4chan is probably second tier nerds (the ones that don't get good grades or go to good colleges) combined with the ally sheedy wannabes -- you know the clueless ones that think they want to be countercultural or underground but at the end of the day have garbage taste.


THe Ally sheedy character probably watched The Crow and enjoyed it, but unlike the people beneath her, she never actually tried to dress up like Eric Draven in math class.

>>87264906
This whole post is autistic, only a Brian could write this

>>87264906
>i know what kind of people that posts on an anyomous image board

yup this guy is a total Brian

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X fuckin D

>>87260457
/thread

>>87261188
"A friend to all is a friend to none"

>>87261693
/pol/ is full of nerds too

>>87260010
I never got detention.

>>87260010
I would say a mix of the three guys...

>dressed like a skater bum w/ shaggy hair
>used drugs and got average grades
>was actually in good shape because I took weight training as an elective
>somewhat shy and never got laid

none, I was pretty basic. Did lift and plays sports but never signed up for a team, slightly above average grades. I would be an extra

I was the one with dandruff who drew and lied a lot. Except I don't end up with Bender.

>>87265490
ey bby wanna end up with me?

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who else /casper/ here?

Childhood is crushing on the queen.

Adulthood is realizing the Jock is more realistic and sexier

>>87265581
Maybe

>>87263467
Ugh. I absolutely dreaded when for whatever reason I couldn't get the same lunch as my friends. I would either just sit down with random people and hope they were okay with it, or sometimes skip eating and go walk the halls for 30 minutes until the bell rang. Occasionally would interrupt couples making out in the stairwells haha

brian bender combo, high ish grades but troublemaking drug user as well

>>87265695
what can I do to change that 'maybe' to a 'fuck me daddy' honey?

>>87260010
Jock.
I'm 6'6" and I play college basketball in Europe.
Before high school I was a total sperg, but I turned it around by coming to 4chan to learn how to talk to people.

>>87265588
Meaning that you at some point contracted AIDS?

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>>87265776
>Before high school I was a total sperg, but I turned it around by coming to 4chan to learn how to talk to people.

>>87260010

Everyone on this site was the nerd or the basket case

>>87265770
you can post your bank statement and be willing to give up half of it in a settlement when I leave you

>>87265778
he probably didn't get hiv it's extremely extremely unlikely to get it from fucking once

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>>87265776
>Before high school I was a total sperg, but I turned it around by coming to 4chan to learn how to talk to people

None of them because I wasn't a jock, a geek, a rich kid, a wannabe thug, or a proto-goth.

I was middle-class, worked on the school paper and did debate, the only sports I did was roller hockey and miniature golf on the weekends, I smoked and drank but abstained from other drugs, and I generally got along with everyone in my HS (graduated in 2009). I'm also non-white (40% of my class was black, Latin American, and Asian; the rest were white (WASPs, Irish, Polish, Italians) with a dash of Jews here and there).

>>87265961
then im going to need you to be a good christian cuz if you not then it was never meant to be sugar

>>87266026
Confirmed catholic

metalhead kinda nerd

>>87266006
>school paper and did debate

Throw yourself in front of a bus you fucking faggot

>>87266046
>catholic
>good christian

AAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

>tfw regretting not playing more sports in highschool
I was such a lazy fuck addicted to videogames. I should have realized that when you're an adult you rarely have time for sports and when you're too old you can't physically play sports.

>>87265213
So what would a 4chan user look like in that universe?

>>87265460
I really wished we actually had a follow-up movie that depicted what that school was like on a weekday. The Breakfast Club characters are seen as cameos in the background, but we don't hear them speak. This is the only high school movie where we don't see the entire class and faculty.

>qt quirky girl end us with the fucking chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87266046
dang it sorry but catholics actually needs to be purged see you in the afterlife sweetcakes

>>87266117
Catholics are the only christians. Everyone else is a poseur or edgy contrarian desu.

>>87265989
But it was unclear whether he fucked her vaginally or anally. How will we know?

>>87266081
Not my fault, I got involved in school activities. Debate and forensics was useful for law school while I had fun writing for the paper. I usually did movie reviews, interviewed retiring faculty, and covered our sports teams.

>>87266170
Just like in real life :^)

>went to all boys college prep
>never experienced the full range of social cliques
>never experienced teenage crushes
>never experienced bitches being bitchy at the one of the heights of female bitchdom (the other bitch peak being middle age)

>>87260010
Allie Sheedy

>>87260641
i really dont know

>Goth girl is smoking hot and looks like she fucks like a goddess.
>No-one cares.
>Goth Girl gets a makeover that makes her look like a generic, boring, basic bitch.
>"oh wow gurl, ur so hot now. wan 2 go out???"
Fuck you John Hughes.

>>87265835
>>87265994
I lived in a hick town of 4000 people. I never talked to anyone because I thought being outside or reading about reptiles and amphibians was way more fun than talking to people. Got bullied for being a weirdo lanklet.
When I stared coming to 4chan I became more confident by arguing and talking to people without actually seeing them. Also being the first person in class to show people fresh memes and lingo from 4chan made you a baller. When I stared going to /mu/ and shit I became so confident in my own opinions I could actually talk to people about my interests.
Still a virgin at 21 despite being a chad

>>87266259
>never experienced teenage crushes

Why not :^)

>>87266241
jesus thats even worse. i hope you die

>>87266133
I agree. I didn't get into lifting and soccer until my sophomore year of college and I fucking love it now. I also go cycling with some gym buddies on the weekends.

You're never too old to play. Unless you have shitty joints, I'm pretty sure you can find a group to play baseball, football, basketball or whatever with.

The one thing I did regret was not learning to dance properly in public school. It took me a long ass time during undergrad and afterwards to be able to hit up cute girls at clubs and dance with them.

>>87265588
yeah that's m. Considering telly was able to get girls looking/talking like that i should've done that too instead of just wasting my time

>>87266288
If you're still in college, it's not too late. I didn't lose my virginity until September of my freshman year of undergrad. I was still 17 and I was finally relieved that I lost it to a qt Cuban girl.

a hybrid between the nerd and the burnout

>>87266319
Because I'm not a faggot.

Although I did have a gay friend, I didn't even know until a bunch of us got together and somehow the conversation turned to him being gay. Apparently I was the only one out of the loop. That was probably because I was one of those people that called everything he didn't like "gay".

When he told me I gave him a hug and said "I still love you man, no homo". I bet he got a boner lmao.

I was the omega that dropped out of school and played video games and smoked pot all day

If they had a school shooter just walk in and take everybody out at the end it would've made the movie majestic

Can anyone tell me just what exactly Ally Sheedy's character was supposed to be? Is she one of those nihilist artists? Kinda like a precursor to the 90's Daria?

>>87266447
you should have fucged his boipussy and drank his semen

>>87266201
you see a human who allows homosexuality in the church as a holy man and you call other churches not real christians?

>>87266497
>mfw you realize The Breakfast Club is actually the ghosts of 5 students who were gunned down in a school shooting and they're stuck in purgatory. Only when they get over their pre-determined roles and prejudices do they get to heaven as young adults.

>>87266533
He's not a flamboyant fag. In fact he never even tripped my gaydar which is usually spot on.

I really do hate when he talks about sex with men though. Faggots are disgusting.

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>>87266166

>>87266545
Pope Francis is a misguided man, but he hasn't spoken Ex Cathedra on anything yet so as soon as he kicks the bucket we'll get a good pope in the Vatican.

>>87263211
THE GLORY

>>87266166
>I really wished we actually had a follow-up movie that depicted what that school was like on a weekday. The Breakfast Club characters are seen as cameos in the background, but we don't hear them speak. This is the only high school movie where we don't see the entire class and faculty.
Are you really that fucking dumb, nigger? The reason why the ending is so good is because we DONT know if they'll actually talk to each other on Monday. Go be retarded somewhere else.

>>87260010
I was the guy they would all make fun off to break the tension.

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>>87260010
Give me ONE (1) fucking reason why Andy isn't /ourguy/ (not necessarily representative of us but still our guy)

>stood up for those who couldn't protect themselves from Bender
>underwent redemption arc where he begins to take control of his own life
>said he'd be friends with the Club on Monday
>feels remorse for bullying the week kid
>hates his faggot Brad-tier father
>is the epitome of the friendly/righteous normie
>fell in love with an autist for fucks' sakes

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>>87267898
I'm going to say Brian, but that's only because people suddenly don't give a shit about suicide attempts when it's me who makes one

>>87267898
>>87268256
Meant for OP

>>87267568
I don't want to know what the Breakfast Club teens will do on the following Monday. It doesn't even have to be set right after that weekend, but weeks or months earlier.

>>87261188
This. Very scarily accurate post.

I don't know why, but I have a knack for getting myself liked, but not either liked enough that you"d be the guy you'd want to invite over on the week-ends. My friendships were confined to school, but nobody remembered who I was when I walked out the door.

>>87266166
>So what would a 4chan user look like in that universe?
the janitor

>>87260717
>the AB honor roll/valedictorian guy who couldn't stop farting and making racist jokes
hi BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I was home from school so often that multiple times when the teacher asked who was missing people said my name despite me sitting right behind them, just out of pure habit. So I guess like some weird mix between Bender and the basketcase, without any of the notoriety of either? I sure as fuck didn't care enough about anything to be the nerd or jock.