Soccer was invented by european housewives as a way to keep busy

>>87258220
hank is always right

tru senpai

Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?

>>87258220
it's European ladies

why is soccer so gay bros?

>>87259166
Throw a football at a soccer player.

Their reaction to the ball hurtling to their face...it'll tell you more than anything I could type or even make up for that matter.

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>>87259976
>Soccer players don't play more than one sport

>>87260060
Next, tell him to pass a basketball.

They go full blown T-Rex arms. Both. It's like wtf is that shit man

>fat, unathletic american slobs with manboobs pretending they're real men
lmao

>dainty, "athletic" bone bag foreigners of God knows what religion, pretending kick ball is now an olympic sport or some shit
these faggots.